Chapter 8: It's better to marry you!
Seeing that Qianyi was standing there and refused to come down, Yang Yifei was a little displeased: "Brother Qian, why don't you come down yet?" ”
Qianyi coughed lightly and explained, "That... In the past few days, I have occasionally felt a cold wind, which is not suitable for entering the water, and today at noon, I will temporarily rub a flying brother's! ”
"Cut, boring!"
Yang Yifei cut a sound, felt bored, and began to stick a bamboo stick in the water to insert fish, Yang Yifei went to school when he was a representative of the class physics class, so at this moment Yang Yifei understood the principle of refraction with light, and suddenly inserted!
"Wow, that's great!"
Qianyi was too excited, and he exposed his true nature a little, so he quickly covered his mouth and changed his words: "Brother Yifei has a good technique!" ”
At this time, Fang Tian also walked over and looked at Yang Yifei with a smile on the shore.
Yang Yifei looked proud, and shook the bamboo stick towards Fang Tian: "Old Fang, how is it?" ”
Fang Tian nodded with a smile: "The technique is good, but it's a pity that the speed is too slow, take advantage of this, I just have a set of fishing eighteen styles to teach you!" ”
"Eighteen Ways of Fishing?"
Yang Yifei was a little amused, and then threw the bamboo stick in his hand to Fang Tian: "Okay, let's miss a few hands!" ”
Fang Tian took the bamboo stick, and then secretly accumulated his strength, slapping left and right in the water, and shook it vigorously and powerfully. It stretches and stretches freely, sometimes like two water droplets flying in the beautiful sky.
Suddenly, Fang Tian shook hard in the water, more than a dozen carp were shaken out of the water, Fang Tian only took out the bamboo stick and thrust it in the air, and then pierced through the three big carp.
Looking at the carp falling from the sky, Yang Yifei was stunned, and suddenly a reason hit Yang Yifei's head, which pulled Yang Yifei's thoughts back.
"Oh my God, Lao Fang, your ancestor shouldn't be a fisherman, but then he couldn't catch it, and these tricks were created?"
Fang Tian smiled and shook his head: "Go back to life quickly, the old man is greedy for Jiang Xiaobai!" ”
After Fang Tian demonstrated the eighteen ways of fishing, the three of us returned with a full load and returned to the cave to raise a fire and grill the fish fragrantly.
While roasting, Yang Yifei opened a bottle of Jiang Xiaobai and handed it to Qianyi, and said proudly: "Come, Brother Qian, I recommend you a bottle of good wine, this Chang'an Street can't buy it!" ”
"Oh? How precious? ”
Qianyi took Jiang Xiaobai with a smile, hesitated for three minutes and took a small sip, then forcibly swallowed his cough and held his mouth: "Why is this wine so spicy!" ”
"Cut, I won't enjoy it, come to the old party, cheers!"
Yang Yifei felt more and more that he couldn't get along with the ancient people, how could this ancient boy be like a girl, learn to be stupid, don't dare to go down the water, and won't drink wine.
It's still easy to get along with the old side.
At this time, Qianyi came up and said that he wanted to go out to relieve his hands, Yang Yifei waved his hand: "Go and come back quickly, this fish is cold when you come back!" ”
Qianyi agreed, then got up and walked out of the cave, Yang Yifei and Fang Tian drank a few glasses, and found that they also had a sense of urine.
"Old Fang, you drink it yourself first, and I'll go out to relieve myself!"
After speaking, Yang Yifei also walked out of the cave, and after coming out, Yang Yifei was a little puzzled: "Where did this Qianyi go to the toilet, why does he still look unpopular?" ”
Yang Yifei was worried about Qianyi's danger, so he looked around and didn't look at it, which made Yang Yifei himself a little unable to hold back, so he casually found a bush and took off his pants and began to pee......
At that time, Yang Yifei accidentally urinated on his hand, and Yang Yifei's first thought was:
"This Nima, why is this kid still pulling up the tuba, there is no paper around here......"
Thinking of this, Yang Yifei decided to be a good person, took out his mobile phone and bought a pack of toilet paper from Taobao, then walked behind Qianyi and patted Qianyi's shoulder: "Hey, Brother Qian, I sent you paper, thank me!" ”
When Qianyi looked up and saw Yang Yifei, his face suddenly changed, and he screamed directly: "Ah!! Rogue!!! ”
"Hooligans? Where are the hooligans? ”
Yang Yifei was a little flustered, looked around, and there was no one.
At this time, Qianyi stood up directly from the ground, put on his pants, his little face was flushed, a tear quietly fell, and he said angrily: "Why are you here, don't you know that it's rude to peek at other people's toilets?" ”
Qianyi suddenly became angry, and Yang Yifei was a little confused.
Lao Tzu was kind enough to send you paper, why are you still angry?
Yang Yifei was a little helpless: "Why are you ancient men still afraid to see it?" In our modern age, men don't talk about looking at each other, they are all casually touched! ”
Saying that, Yang Yifei stepped forward directly, wiped it on Qianyi's chest fiercely, and said seriously: "Look, between men, how to touch it......"
As soon as Yang Yifei finished speaking, he suddenly realized that something was wrong, and exclaimed: ", do you have breasts?" You, you, you, you ......"
"You're a woman?"
Yang Yifei was really stunned this time, Qianyi turned out to be a woman, and she touched someone's breasts? Damn, why didn't you rub it a few more times!
And Qianyi was still in a state of confusion at this time, and he was touched just now? A dignified daughter was actually touched? He still rubbed it hard?
When Qianyi reacted, Yang Yifei had already run away.
Seeing Yang Yifei running so fast, Qianyi chopped a few feet on the spot: "Why am I so unlucky!" ”
Saying that, Qianyi found a riverside, used the river water as a mirror, removed his boyish outfit, regained his hair again, and took out a golden hairpin from his arms and inserted it in his hair.
was originally a handsome boy, but at that moment, he turned into a gorgeous lady.
At this time, Yang Yifei ran and climbed back to the cave, came to Fang Tian, pointed to the outside and stammered, "Old." The old old man, thousand, thousand, one is a woman! ”
Fang Tian seemed to have known about this for a long time, and said calmly: "What's so strange about this? ”
"You already knew?"
"The first time I saw it, I knew it."
Yang Yifei was a little angry: "Damn, you know you didn't tell me earlier!" ”
Fang Tian said seriously: "I thought you already knew. ”
"My mother! You know, I touched her boobs just now, but it's so big, why didn't I pay attention to it earlier! ”
"Ahem. Cough! ”
Before Yang Yifei finished speaking, a cough came from behind him.
Yang Yifei turned his head suddenly, and found that Qianyi had already transformed into a slim beauty, with long hair and a shawl, crooked eyebrows, a small nose slightly upturned, a face like white jade, and a beautiful face.
"What was Childe talking about?"
Qianyi is no longer hidden, and this time the speech has returned to a girl's voice, soft, so good.
"I'll you!"
Yang Yifei looked at the ancient beauty in front of him, and even suspected that he was dreaming, and when he opened his eyes repeatedly, he realized that something seemed to be wrong, this woman was a little familiar!
But Yang Yifei thought that he had never seen a few women in ancient times, why did he feel familiar?
Suddenly, Yang Yifei suddenly thought that the person standing in front of him at this moment was not the eldest lady of the Su family, Su Qianxue?
Su Qianxue...... Miss...... Ranked first, one thousand......
Yang Yifei suddenly understood everything, in fact, Qianyi was Su Qianxue's pseudonym, but he didn't expect it at all!
And Su Qianxue in front of her is afraid that she doesn't know that she is the one who cured her father, and Yang Yifei doesn't plan to say that since she has been played, she must play back again!
Yang Yifei cried and laughed: "Brother Qian, oh no, Miss Qian, you have made me suffer!" ”
"Why did Childe say this, who was cheap and who lost just now, why did you say it?"
“……”
After eating at noon, Yang Yifei and Fang Tian went to the grass to practice martial arts, this time, Su Qianxue has completely transformed into the identity of a girl, looking at Yang Yifei who is skilled in action on the side, she laughed unconsciously, that smile, the country and the city, noble and elegant, fascinated all beings.
Seeing that the time was almost up, Su Qianxue picked two leaves by herself, went to the river to fetch water, and when she came back, Yang Yifei and Fang Tian were already resting.
"Childe, Uncle Fang, please drink water!"
Yang Yifei took the clear water handed over by Su Qianxue and said with a smile: "Thank you, Qian...... Miss. ”
Yang Yifei wanted to blurt out the word "Thousand Brothers", but hurriedly turned into a thousand Misses, which made Su Qianxue sneer: "If the son is not used to it, he will still call someone a thousand brothers!" ”
In the evening, after the three of them finished eating, Yang Yifei wanted to go to bed early, Su Qianxue looked at the fireflies flying outside and wanted to go out to catch them, but looking at the dark night, she was a little scared.
Su Qianxue glanced back at Yang Yifei, who was about to sleep, bit her lip and said, "Childe? ”
Yang Yifei was lying on the straw mat, and his eyes didn't open: "En? ”
"You... Can you go out with the little girl to catch fireflies? ”
Yang Yifei was already sleepy and crumbling at that time, waved his hand and muttered, "No, I'm already asleep......"
Su Qianxue was a little angry and muttered: The first time Miss Ben asked for someone like this, she was rejected!
Su Qianxue was a little angry, so she directly stepped forward and dragged Yang Yifei up and dragged him out alive.
Looking at the fireflies flying in front of her, Su Qianxue smiled happily, and ran directly to the firefly swarm to catch it with her hands.
At this moment, Yang Yifei also came back to his senses, lost his sleepiness, and looked at Su Qianxue in the firefly swarm in front of him who was dancing, as beautiful as a fairy descending to earth, turning in circles, and from time to time there was a happy laughter.
Yang Yifei looked as if he was out of his body, and unconsciously took out the portrait from his arms and compared it.
"There are beautiful women in the north, peerless and independent. A look at the city. Then look at the country. ”
Seeing Yang Yifei chanting such a good sentence, Su Qianxue applauded and praised: "I see the son's good literary style again, and the little woman admires it!" ”
Yang Yifei smiled and shook his head: "A good sentence for a beautiful woman, it's reasonable!" ”
At this time, Su Qianxue suddenly found that Yang Yifei was holding a painting in his hand, stepped forward to look at it, and was immediately surprised: "You, why do you have my portrait?" ”
Yang Yifei was also a little embarrassed, and made it up: "I had a dream that day, in which I dreamed that a woman said that she wanted to marry me, and after waking up, I drew the woman, and this is the painting!" ”
Seeing Yang Yifei say this, Su Qianxue's mouth opened slightly, as if she exclaimed: "Really? ”
Yang Yifei nodded, seeing Su Qianxue's serious appearance, Yang Yifei smiled secretly in his heart: Little sister, you are still too young, you will be deceived in a few words, my brother uses my father's bad flirting skills, and now even junior high school students may be able to deceive them!
And just when Yang Yifei was thinking nonsense, Su Qianxue suddenly sighed: "If Daddy insists on letting me marry that strange man in the future, I might as well marry you!" ”