Chapter 7: When will there be a bright moon!
Yang Yifei was startled, and turned around to find that it was the old man in the casino just now.
"Uncle, why are you here?"
The old man sat in front of Yang Yifei and said with a smile: "Today you and I have a fate, and I just happened to come here for dinner!" ”
"That's right, I'll invite you today!" After speaking, Yang Yifei greeted: "Little Er, another plate of dog meat and a pot of wine!" ”
"Howler!" Xiao Er should be in harmony.
Yang Yifei probed the old man in front of him, dressed in ancient costumes, with black and white hair, but he was in good health, and asked, "Uncle, what are you doing?" ”
"Me? Nothing to do, travel the world, the four seas as home! ”
Yang Yifei gave the old man a thumbs up: "Awesome, let me tell you, uncle, when I worked at Fangda before, I got up earlier than the chicken, slept later than the dog, didn't make any money, and let my girlfriend kick it, I envy you the most for playing in the world!" ”
Seeing Yang Yifei say this, the old man didn't know if he understood, and kept looking at Yang Yifei with a smile.
"Old man, what do you always think of me? You can't like me, right? ”
Yang Yifei was a little uncomfortable being stared at by the old man, and the old man smiled: "I feel that you are an extraordinary person!" ”
"Me? Not ordinary? Yang Yifei waved his hand: "If you live in my place, you know how ordinary I am, ordinary people like me in Beijing, if not 10 million, there are 5 million, and the really extraordinary people are those on the Forbes list!" ”
"Little brother is really funny to speak, although the old man can't understand a thing or two, but when I see you, you are different from ordinary people in terms of physique and appearance, and I have concluded that you are an extraordinary person, and you will definitely make a difference in the future, how about I teach you martial arts?"
"Martial arts?" Yang Yifei's eyes widened, and he said in surprise: "It's the same as those heroes of the world?" Whoa? ”
As he spoke, Yang Yifei pretended to make a few gestures.
The old man smiled again and nodded: "Exactly. ”
"Okay, then I'll worship you as a teacher, how many tricks can you teach me?" Yang Yifei suddenly became interested, in modern times, who doesn't have a hero dream!
"You don't have to worship me as a teacher, I never accept apprentices, but it's okay to teach you a few tricks!"
Yang Yifei nodded, secretly despised in his heart, this old man is quite capable of pretending, and he doesn't accept apprentices, but accepts Lao Tzu as an apprentice after more than 2,000 years, and he doesn't honor his ancestors?
"By the way, uncle, I don't know what your name is?"
"The surname is Fang, the name is Tian, you can call me Lao Fang!"
"Okay, my name is Yang Yifei, you can call me Yifei!"
After Yang Yifei and the old man finished eating, the old man took Yang Yifei to his place.
When the old man took Yang Yifei to a cave next to a waterfall with beautiful mountains and rivers, Yang Yifei was completely desperate: "I said Lao Fang, you live here?" ”
Fang Tian nodded: "I have traveled in the world, and I have no fixed place to live, so what's the wonder of living in this cave?" ”
Yang Yifei nodded helplessly, thinking that this was ancient, he was relieved, although this cave is sheltered from the wind and rain, and the space is not small, but there is always a feeling that he is more and more round.
Yang Yifei sighed: "I've all lived in caves, I'm really afraid that I will wake up and become an ape." ”
In the past few days, Yang Yifei followed Fang Tian to practice martial arts on the grassland during the day, and lit a fire in the cave at night, barbecued mountain delicacies, and lived a very chic life.
That night, Yang Yifei was sleeping on the straw mat when he suddenly smelled a burst of fragrance.
Yang Yifei opened his eyes suddenly, but found that Fang Tian was roasting rabbits, and said excitedly: "Old Fang, where did you catch this rabbit?" ”
Seeing that Yang Yifei woke up, Fang Tian smiled and said, "There is naturally something on the grass. ”
Although there is no barbecue with condiments, it is still fragrant, and when Fang Tian is done, Yang Yifei suddenly thought: "Haha, old Fang, do you want to drink some good wine?" ”
Fang Tian was a little surprised: "This is some distance from Chang'an Avenue, how can you get good wine?" ”
Yang Yifei smiled mysteriously, ran out of the cave and took out his mobile phone, clicked on Taobao and searched for Erguotou.
In today's society, Jiang Xiaobai should be the second pot head, although Jiang Xiaobai costs two yuan a bottle, Yang Yifei found that his balance was insufficient......
"!" Yang Yifei was a little distressed, his previous savings were all used to buy instant noodles for Xiang Yu, and now he is penniless!
Touching his pocket, Yang Yifei found that there were still many silver tickets, but they couldn't be bound to Alipay, so there was no money in his balance in the future, wouldn't Taobao become a waste software?
I finally crossed with the artifact once, could it be that because I had no money, I couldn't open it and became a civilian?
Yang Yifei sighed at Taobao and said, "Taobao, Taobao, can I exchange these silver tickets for a few bottles of Erguotou?" ”
Yang Yifei didn't have hope, but after finishing speaking, the silver ticket in his hand actually glowed and floated by itself, and was immediately absorbed by Taobao software.
Immediately, the phone screen showed the message.
"A total of 1,200 taels of silver tickets, converted to 10,000 yuan."
"Am me Nima?"
Yang Yifei shouted out excitedly, he didn't believe in this kind of thing.
However, when he saw that his balance did show 10,000 and eight cents, Yang Yifei's excited hands were trembling, that is to say, he could use ancient money to exchange for modern yuan to buy things?
A moment later, Yang Yifei returned to the cave with more than a dozen bottles of Jiang Xiaobai and peanuts, Fang Tian had already roasted the rabbit, and when he saw the things in Yang Yifei's hand, Fang Tian asked, "Yifei, what are you holding?" ”
Yang Yifei sat next to Fang Tian and said with a smile: "Old Fang, this is a good wine, much better than your wine here, try it?" ”
Fang Tian took a bottle of Jiang Xiaobai from my hand, and it wrote: It's not that I can't quit drinking, but I can't quit my friends.
Fang Tian's eyes lit up: "Good words, good words!" ”
Opened Jiang Xiaobai and took a sip, Fang Tian had never drunk such pure liquor, his expression was a little painful, but with a hint of refreshment: "Ah, good wine, really good wine!" ”
Yang Yifei also opened a bottle for himself, it was still that familiar taste, thinking that when he was making skewers in Beijing, Jiang Xiaobai was a must-have product.
The two of them drank a total of four and a half bottles, Fang Tian had already fallen on the straw mat, but Yang Yifei was still very energetic, with the bottle of Jiang Xiaobai who had not finished drinking, Yang Yifei walked out of the cave and came to a very high grass.
Yang Yifei was half-lying on the grass, looking at the bright full moon that seemed to be close at hand, and he felt homesick for a while.
After taking a sip of Jiang Xiaobai, Yang Yifei remembered a poem: "When is the bright moon, ask Qingtian for wine, I don't know what year it is in the heavenly palace." ”
"What year is it?" Yang Yifei muttered, and then shouted: "What year is tonight, why did Lao Tzu come to this place, Lao Tzu wants to go back to Beijing!" Lao Tzu wants to go home! ”
"When is there a bright moon, ask the wine to the sky!"
After Yang Yifei shouted, a voice suddenly came from behind him, and when he looked back, he was a handsome boy.
Dressed in white, the long black hair is draped over the shoulders at will, a face is carved like a ghostly axe, sword eyebrows and peach blossom eyes, and a folding fan in my hand, which makes me look very comfortable.
"You are?" Yang Yifei looked at the person in front of him and wondered.
Brother Gongzi smiled: "Contemptible Qianyi, I just happened to pass by here, and I was attracted by Childe's good words, I don't know what year this night is, have you ever been down?" ”
Down? Yang Yifei played with taste, and the water tune song created by Su Shi back then had hundreds of sentences in full text, and Lao Tzu memorized it for several days.
However, at this time, Yang Yifei did not intend to pretend to be forced, but said with a smile: "Good words are improvised by Fang Cai, and there has never been a bottom." ”
"Childe is really a man of letters, and he likes to make friends with talented people in his life, I don't know if I can make Childe a friend!"
Yang Yifei nodded: "Okay, my name is Yang Yifei, just call me Yifei!" ”
Yang Yifei and Gongzi Qianyi sat on the grassland on the top of the mountain and chatted, Yang Yifei was a little helpless, how good it would be if this was a beauty.
But I don't know why, even though Qianyi is a man, Yang Yifei has no sense of rejection.
The two had a good conversation, and learned that Qianyi was also the same as Fang Tian, he was a tourist, and he had no fixed place to live, so he brought it back to the cave together.
When he went back, Fang Tian was still sleeping, and Yang Yifei asked, "Brother Qian, we are both men, can you sleep with me?" ”
"Huh?" Seeing Yang Yifei say this, Qianyi blushed all of a sudden.
Pink and translucent, Yang Yifei quipped: "Brother Qian, your skin is well maintained, like a girl." ”
Qianyi forced a smile on his face: "Brother Yifei said that he was laughing, I just found a place to sleep!" ”
Yang Yifei nodded, this Jiang Xiaobai's wine strength came up, and he fell asleep on the straw mat sooner than he could.
In the early morning of the next day, when Fang Tian and Qianyi were still asleep, Yang Yifei took advantage of the bright sky to go out to practice martial arts with a bamboo stick.
Not long after Yang Yifei went out, Qianyi also woke up, Yang Yifei waved his body on the grassland, and Qianyi sat not far away to enjoy and watch.
Yang Yifei waved from the sky to the sun rising, and was already covered in sweat, only then did he realize that Qianyi was looking at him, and said with a smile: "Brother Qian, get up so early?" ”
Qianyi applauded and exclaimed: "Brother Yifei is really good kung fu, his literary talent is flying, his martial arts are strong, he is really a young talent, I admire it!" ”
In fact, Yang Yifei didn't appreciate Qianyi's sycophant very much.
Nima Laozi obviously lives by his appearance, is it Wencai? Is it good kung fu?
However, Yang Yifei still waved his hand and said a few perfunctory words.
When he returned to the cave at this time, Fang Tian had already woken up, and Yang Yifei introduced: "Old Fang, let me introduce to you, this is a friend I met yesterday, Qianyi, Brother Qian." Immediately, Yang Yifei introduced to Qianyi: "This is half of my master, Lao Fang!" ”
Qianyi said respectfully: "Uncle Fang is good." ”
Fang Tian looked at Qianyi, looked at it, seemed to see something, and then nodded and smiled: "It's just right, Yifei has been idle here for the past few days, it's good to have someone to accompany him!" ”
"Lao Fang, what are you going to eat at noon today?"
"There's a river ahead, you go hunt a few fish!"
Yang Yifei nodded, and then took Qianyi to the river.
When he came to the river, Yang Yifei didn't think much about it, he took off his shirt and was still on the bank, and then jumped into the river with a bamboo stick.
Seeing Yang Yifei take off his shirt, Qianyi's expression was a little stiff, and he resisted the urge to cover his eyes, and before he could speak, Yang Yifei said, "Brother Qian, what are you waiting for, come down?" ”
"Ahh
Qianyi hesitated: "I won't go down......"
"Why are you like a girl, you don't dare to go into the water, you quickly take off your clothes and come down to catch fish with me!"
"Also undressed......"
Qianyi's face turned red, and she couldn't help but hold her chest.