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During World War I and World War II, the Italians interpreted the meaning of the word pig teammate very well, and it was just that they could not beat the Greek mountain brigade, it can be said that the terrain was unfamiliar, the preparation was insufficient, the enemy resistance was stubborn, and in any case, Greece was also a European civilized country.

But if you are taught a lesson by the black uncles of Ethiopia with broadswords and spears, you know, Italy is also one of the top five in Europe in terms of industry, and it is a modern army trained by Western France and equipped with foreign guns and foreign artillery.

This is simply a shame for the colonists, but it also proves from the side that the so-called Western French training of foreign guns and cannons is useless. If the British thought that they could conquer China with their strong ships and guns, and that they could still use the Japanese Kyushu Daimyo to overthrow the shogunate and establish a militaristic state, and finally use it as a knife for the British to kill Asians in Asia?

In fact, the British did the same thing as in the Americas and Australia, letting the two nations (tribes, countries) of the continent (the mainland) first kill the blood feud and never stop fighting, and then the British will also kill the victorious side and reap the benefits of the fisherman. Without the covert support of Britain and the United States, Japan's so-called war of aggression against China could not be supported for even three months, and it would have fallen into a situation where there would be no steel, petroleum, and rubber to produce weapons, and all ships, planes, automobiles, and tanks would have faced the end of not being able to drive.

If you think about this, you will feel that the British really deserve to die. As the strongest-stirring stick on the earth, the blood debt of the British is actually far more than Asia, Song Haiping and Lin Haiyang left Britain in the last fight, which is also a bit of a small boss - in the future, mankind will enter the space age, and leaving a-stirring stick country like Britain is absolutely harmful.

The battle of the Qing army in Britain soil, Song Haiping and Lin Haiyang naturally watched the whole live broadcast, but they didn't expect the Qing army's combat effectiveness to be so inferior, and they were driven out of London by the British. After that, he was crushed by the British in the fighting on the outskirts, and began a backup plan to conduct guerrilla warfare on the British mainland.

On the day the Qing army invaded London, Song Haiping opened a flowing water banquet in Sijiu City to entertain neighbors and visitors from all directions. It's a pity that this flowing water seat was only open for two days, and after the victory of the Qing army, Song Haiping also stopped the flowing water seat outside the street.

Originally, there were a lot of running water banquets for weddings, funerals, weddings, and moving in the first few years, but Song Haiping's flowing water banquet came suddenly this time, and he didn't explain why, which surprised the nearby neighbors a little because they didn't know why the proprietor suddenly held a two-day running water banquet.

In fact, if the materials are abundant, the form of the commune canteen is the best, but even Song Haiping and Lin Haiyang, who have high productivity, have not been able to make Japan, with a population of tens of millions, enter the era of commune canteens after careful calculation, and it can only be said that the steps taken after the founding of the People's Republic of China are too big.

Just after getting tired of watching the confrontation between the two sides, when Song Haiping wanted to change the channel, Lin Haiyang sent a live video: "Just now the host observed that there was a UFO that entered the earth's orbit just now, and now it is about to fall near London." ”

After watching the video for a while, a pyramid-shaped flying machine flashed red and stopped in the sky near London. Song Haiping reacted after a while: "What UFO, isn't this a spaceship?" ”

Lin Haiyang: "UFOs can also be interpreted as spaceships. Besides. Who has seen the spaceship of the pyramids. ”

Song Haiping: "At least the Egyptians and South Americans have seen it, in fact, the mounds of the Tang Dynasty are also pyramid-shaped. This is not new, what the ancients have not seen, it will not appear today. ”

Lin Haiyang: "What do you think is the origin of this spaceship coming to London?" ”

Song Haiping: "You don't need to look at it to know that it was the reinforcements invited by the earth traitors." It is no wonder that Hitler, who had been obsessed with the occult all his life, never carried out the Sea Lion Project. Napoleon, who owned the Dragon Balls, did not dare to go to British soil. In this regard, it is possible that they know a little more than we do. ”

Lin Haiyang: "I knew that we should build a spaceship first, but now we are very passive." ”

Song Haiping: "At most, we have the design drawings of the spacecraft in the civilian atmosphere in our computer, and we can build them as targets!" ”

Lin Haiyang: "Even civilian equipment is better than nothing, and if you use it for scientific research, you can still get military equipment." Now I don't know what aliens mean, why stop in London? ”

As the two men were talking, a hole opened in the spaceship that had stopped over London, and a group of birdmen with wings with beaks and claws glided down from the pyramid spaceship and landed near London Cathedral.

Lin Haiyang was taken aback when he saw the alien's face for the first time: "Hold it, there are really birdmen." ”

Such a thing coincides with Song Haiping's conjecture, Song Haiping: "In Western history, there were angels with wings, and in Chinese history, there was a bird's beak and a Lei Zhenzi with wings." Since Troy can be real, why is the angel bird man Lei Zhenzi fake? ”

While the two were talking, Lin Haiyang sent a video again: "Speaking of which, there is another UFO entering the atmosphere from the earth's orbit, this time, I will see if it is...... The territory of the Saudis is not far from the seller. And Israel is not too far either. Wait,, this ship has a lot of personality...... See for yourself......"

Song Haiping listened, and then saw a pig-shaped spaceship several hundred meters long and more than 100 meters wide and high landing on the desert from the sky, raising a large sandstorm.

Looking at the movement of this pig-shaped spaceship, it seems to be moving in the air in the form of a fart - this is a strange way.

Not long after the giant pig-type spaceship landed, the second senior brothers, who were more than two meters tall and had a waist circumference of two meters, carrying a nine-toothed nail rake, baring fangs, fat heads, and big-eared pig noses, came out of the butt of the giant pig-type spaceship.

Song Haiping said to Lin Haiyang: "Look, Journey to the West is actually quite realistic, but I don't know if it is true that Generalissimo Tianpeng commanded 100,000 sailors." ”

Lin Haiyang: "Any ideas?" ”

Song Haiping: "In the past, our social status was low, even if there was an alien invasion, as long as the news was blocked, it was not something that our bottom should know." Now, in short, if there is something, the two of us will just jump out and stand on it. ”

Having said that, Song Haiping immediately began to look through various briefings on the Middle East, and finally found that it was Israel that had recently tripled in size and built hundreds of new Jewish settlements, which looked like the remnants of the Green Church had been wiped out in one fell swoop.