Chapter 113: It's Not Fair
Song Haiping slapped the table menacingly: "This is not fair!" ”
Lin Haiyang: "Standing at our height, it is only a matter of time before we encounter aliens. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 InfoIsn't there a 51st area in the United States? ”
Song Haiping: "I'm not talking about this, you see people crossing, and the aliens you encounter are not ship girls, machine girls, but dog girls and cat ear girls." When he arrives with us, he will become a birdman and a second senior brother. So it's not fair. I'm going to complain, I'm going to complain to the Temporal Authority. ”
"......" Lin Haiyang: "Next, what should I do?" ”
Song Haiping: "Watch first, they want to use weapons in space to wash the earth and the earth, we can't stop it, but since they have all come down, there must be something." Let's see what they're going to do first. ”
Song Haiping's TV screen is also divided into two, watching the real-time monitoring of the monitoring of the birdman and the second senior brother.
The birdmen arrived a little earlier, also near the densely populated London Cathedral. Soon got in touch with the British royal family and Downing Street.
These birdmen actually speak Old English, but now there are few Britons who can speak Old English, so there are still some difficulties in the communication between the two sides, but in the end they succeeded.
According to the birdsmen, they came to help put out the fires when the hymns rang throughout London, according to an ancient covenant with the ancient English kings.
A few days ago, they heard that the whole city of London was really singing a hymn, so they hurriedly flew over to help. Of course, they were far away, and although they were delayed for a few days, they still arrived.
The current king of England actually doesn't know what sacred covenant his ancestors had with the birdman, and the bloodline of the British king has actually been severed, and the current bloodline of the king of England is actually the branch of the king of Hanover with Germanic blood, which can be regarded as a relative of the original king of England.
The king of England nominally ruled the empire on which the sun never sets, but in fact the power was very small, and in the end it was not even bloodless. The king of England has been replaced. In this position, most of the time is a matter of eating and waiting for death. It is similar to the emperor of Zhou, the emperor of Japan, and most of the emperors of the middle of the Ming Dynasty.
If the Queen of England didn't know about it at all, Downing Street and Parliament were skeptical, don't you believe it, the ship of the pyramid is still floating on top of the London Cathedral. You say believe it, although these birdmen can speak human words, but they all look hideous, a bird's beak and bird claws or something, which makes people have no good impression at first sight. Although the British don't know what ancient angels looked like, they shouldn't be like birds.
After the two sides communicated for a while, the birdman proposed that he was hungry and wanted to eat.
It's easy, but the British don't skimp on a few meals to entertain alien visitors. The Queen of England clapped her hands, and rows of waiters brought out pots of famous British dishes.
After seeing these dead fish eyes, the birdman envoy was furious, took out the contract and pointed out: "The contract clearly said that the food of our reinforcements was cooked by cute boys, but now it has been replaced by dead fish." ”
Now the Queen of England and the Prime Minister of Downing Street were shocked, even if it was an era of ignorance hundreds of years ago, but this cute boy is also a proper dark cuisine.
The Queen of England and the British Prime Minister glanced at each other, and the British Prime Minister said tremblingly: "It's no longer popular to cook with cute boys, I think everyone should follow the local customs." ”
What's more, now that the Qing army has withdrawn from the area around London, it seems that it is unable to attack London for the time being, and the British Empire can transfer troops from other colonies to destroy this Qing army sooner or later.
It is not impossible to say that it is impossible to find some cute boys from the people to cook for allies when the country is in danger, but there is no impermeable wall in the world, and you can't always kill those who catch people and cook and clean up afterwards. But when the news gets out, the prestige of the British royal family and the regime will be swept away.
The leader of the birdmen slapped the table: "You have betrayed the holy alliance, brothers, let's go and find food for ourselves." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, a group of birdmen hula flew out of the windows and doorways of the house, and scattered in all directions to catch cute boys all over the city of London. When the Queen and the Prime Minister saw this, they couldn't stop it. I couldn't help but sigh with emotion, what kind of abuse did this ancient British king create, and found such a group of birdmen to form an alliance.
However, neither the Queen nor the Prime Minister can do such things as the lives of Great Britain and the joy of making friends.
For the UK mainland, especially London, this is a blessing and a curse. A few days after the Qing army left, birdmen fell from the sky and grabbed cute boys everywhere.
That James was recuperating from his wounds in the London Cathedral, and when he heard that the birdman had fallen from the sky, he had long been suspicious, and had been resting in the courtyard of the church. After the birdmen descended from the sky and began to grab the cute boy in the choir, James didn't care about the injuries on his body, and unleashed the fist of Jesus and fought to the death with the birdman who grabbed the boy.
The birdman who had caught the boy in the London Cathedral saw a man pounce on him, and the big claws on his feet grabbed it, and once he was caught by this claw, even a body made of rock could be crushed instantly.
When James saw the huge bird's claws come and grabbed it, he grabbed the hind ankles of the claws with both hands, and Moses opened the sea, tearing the birdman in half, and spilling the internal organs of the bird's feathers, birds, and blood birds.
Seeing this scene of this peerless murderous life tearing birdman, the birds that were catching cute boys near London Cathedral threw down one after another, and the cute boys who had already caught their claws waved their wings and began to rise into the air to escape.
James saw that there was a lovely boy who did not throw his feet, and still tried to take it away, and James picked up five stones and two bricks on the ground, and smashed them one after another, but it was with the trick of the hidden weapon of the fist of Christ, five loaves and two fish.
The stone and slab bricks were infused with internal force by the James, and when they flew in mid-air, they broke through the sound barrier, and seven hidden weapons hit the bird's head bird one after another, and the birdman hissed after being hit by the hidden weapon in the air, and scratched the cute boy in the paws of his feet, and then the birdman also died on the ground.
In the end, three of the more than 100 birdmen in the spaceship died and dozens were wounded, and more than 300 lovely men were caught in Dunlun and boarded on the pyramid-shaped spaceship - as for the citizens of London, including the military and police, more than 1,000 people were killed and wounded, and most of the more than 300 children who were captured did not end well, and then the spaceship circled around Dunlun a few times, and the glittering pyramid spacecraft flew away with a "bang".
According to the surveillance situation on Lin Haiyang's side, the spacecraft did not fly to the earth's orbit from the original road and then enter space, but jumped directly over London by shuttling through space.
In fact, if the Queen and the Prime Minister ordered a good reception, perhaps the casualties might be less, but this London is not a British colony, and the Queen and the Prime Minister, who still have a little conscience about their own people, cannot give such an order, and of course, the subordinates may not be able to resolutely implement the order.