Chapter 263: There Is Still Such a Setting?
The Book of Lu Ban is a strange book about civil engineering and architecture in ancient China, which is rumored to have been written by the sage Lu Ban. The first volume is Taoism, and the second volume is solution and medical magic. However, with the exception of medical spells, there are no specific methods of practice, only spells and charms.
But this is not secondary, the main and most terrifying point is that it is said that after learning Lubanshu, you will "lack one".
What is missing? Widows, widows, orphans, loneliness, and disability are the same, and they are chosen from the time of cultivation, which is "missing a door". Therefore, "Luban Book" won another name - "Missing a Door".
Of course, this is all rumored in later generations.
And the fact is that the "Book of Luban" in front of me is actually a secret book of the inheritance of the domineering mechanism of the public loser, and of course there are relevant records of inscriptions in it, but not all. And in addition to that, there are some internal exercises and so on.
Xiao Qi is taking it out now, it should be for him to find a way to rub out the part of the "inscription" and use it as a teaching material to distribute to the students.
Bai He flipped it over and looked at it, dizzy!
Really dizzy!
This is not an ordinary book, this is a high-level enchanted talisman, and with his little material, he is not even qualified to read it.
"Die, you!" Xiao Qi was startled, "Even I have to concentrate on this book before I can start to read it, you actually opened it directly, don't kill you!" ”
With a "snap", Bai He immediately closed the "Luban Book", and suddenly asked: "Xiao Qi, you said that you had a mistake in your previous practice, so your body maintained the appearance of childhood." Actually, you didn't have a problem at all, did you? ”
"Hmm." Xiao Qi nodded a little gloomily, "When I started cultivating back then, I chose the 'Remnant' sect. ”
"Remnant Gate...... Okay......" Shirakawa sighed, finally understanding why there was a "legitimate Lori" in this era.
Although the "Book of Luban" is not as magical as rumored in later generations, it is not far away, but all kinds of magical spells recorded in it have been replaced by "inscriptions". Legal Lori,It's also a kind of "disability",So the statement "missing a door" is not entirely wrong.
"I thought I had no hope of recovering in this life, but fortunately, I ...... later," Xiao Qi said and suddenly glanced at him.
Bai He knew that she was talking about the god-level enchantment Emperor River Recipe that she gave her, so she reached out and touched her head to kill, and smiled: "This kind of body-hurting technique, if you don't practice it, you can concentrate on Lian Emperor River Recipe in the future." Anyway, it's also a true cultivation method, and it's definitely better than your martial arts mental method. ”
"Hmm......" Xiao Qi nodded very obediently.
Subsequently, Bai He took the "Book of Luban" to find the great poet immortal Li Bai.
Since it is to make a textbook, it must be translated into a regular edition before it can be printed, otherwise many people will die. Although this great poet immortal does not have much discipline, he is still trustworthy, and he is not worried that he will leak other contents of the book. It's okay to teach the inscription to others, but it's better to keep the treasure at the bottom of the box for the trick.
Li Bai got the "Luban Book", he was overjoyed on the spot, and his mouth cracked with laughter: "The Luban Book is extremely wonderful, it should be the best in the world, Li Bai has admired it for a long time, I didn't expect to be lucky to see it today, it is really in vain!" Brother Xian, the girl who lost the public loss, since you can trust me Li Bai, then leave this matter to me! ”
"This life is in vain", of course, is a compliment, and no one takes it seriously.
Then Li Bai took a look.
After a glance, he returned the "Book of Luban" and exclaimed: "It's really wonderful!" This Luban book is really wonderful, it really deserves its name! As he spoke, he assured him conclusively: "Girl, don't worry, I, Li Bai, dare to swear to the sky, except for the relevant content of the inscription in the book, I haven't read a word of the rest." ”
"Sir, you are serious. The skill of micro ends, just to not pollute the eyes of Mr. Xiao Qi nodded. Since you show it to him, of course you can trust him as a person.
However, Bai He was a little dumbfounded: "This ...... That's it? ”
Li Bai said with a smile: "The inscription is extremely profound, of course it is impossible for my brother to study it thoroughly just by looking at it, but it is not a big problem to memorize it." This book is extremely precious, and it is better to return it to the public loser girl first. As for the rest, I'll leave it to my brother. With a little tidying up, it will soon be printed and distributed to the students. ”
Shirakawa stammered: "Okay......"
I can memorize the entire inscription at a glance, and this memory is simply ...... Hand-drawn QR codes are nothing more than that! A great god is a great god, and there is really no one with the strength of this divine consciousness......
Seeing that it was getting dark at this time, he took Xiao Qida back home.
The two were flying in the sky, it was the end of October, and the sky was cold and windy, but Bai He's heart was hot.
Cultivating the truth has never been just those mysterious exercises and tricks, it also includes the "magic weapon". Now that the inscription has been taught, it is foreseeable that in the near future, the entire Great Zhou will become a world full of magic weapons.
This is the complete era of overhaul!
Moreover, unlike the Gong Fa Formula, the inscription is a scientific theory that can be passed down, and its importance is even higher than that of the Gong Fa Method. The most pessimistic thing is that in case a few years later, when the world reaches the end of the Dharma era when the aura is exhausted, you can also rely on the truth of the inscription to embark on an alternative "scientific" path.
"Baihe, you take this book first......"
was thinking about the future, when suddenly a small hand bent down from his arm, holding the "Book of Luban" in his hand. Bai He let out an "oh" and casually clamped his hand under the armpit on the other side, not paying much attention to it.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Qi's other little hand immediately came over. In this way, it becomes a circle around his waist. Immediately after, Bai He felt Xiao Qi's head resting on his back, and a little down, there was a soft and firm touch.
Bai He's body suddenly stiffened, and he asked stupidly: "Is it cold?" …… I'm cold too, just bear with it, I'll be home soon......"
But before the words fell, I heard Xiao Qi say very strongly: "You took my book, and you will be my person from now on......"
"What?!"
Bai He was shocked when he heard this, and his consciousness couldn't help but wave, and he almost fell. Hurriedly steady, stopped, then turned around, and asked blankly, "You...... What do you mean by that? ”
"The Luban Book is an heirloom of my father-in-law, and the tricks and inscriptions can still be passed on to the disciples, but this book is the only one...... It has always been passed on to men but not to women, and sons-in-law not to be passed on......"
Xiao Qi also mustered up a lot of courage to make this kind of move, and before he finished speaking, he "sighed", buried his head in his chest with a blushing face, and couldn't say any more.
It's just a pair of small hands, but they tightly wrap around Bai He's waist. She seemed to be really cold, and she hugged her very tightly. If it weren't for Bai He's strong body, I was afraid that she would be cut off.
I'm Nima! Bai He was simply stunned, there was still such a setting?
Ah......h That's not the point! The point is, this grandma Tong is too tough!
You know, you have to go through a procedure when you fall in love, first pass on the flirtation, then drag your little hands to go shopping, then hug and hug and kiss or something, and finally turn off the lights...... This is the normal procedure! How can there be a reason to hand over a broken book and treat it as a token of love? That's a bit too fast!
However, recalling the various experiences since he met this grandmother, Bai He also warmed his heart. Thinking of her pretended heroic laughter, her double ponytail, her tricks, the physics she used to fool him, and the ink cube, the Lan Kwai Fong main store that the two of them transformed together......
So little by little in my heart, lingering.
Bai He is a pretentious man, but he is not indecent. He likes to flirt with girls, but he is not the kind of scumbag who is hungry, such as a big beauty like Pixing, he clearly sees through the essence of her "3S level disaster", and stays away.
But at this moment, he had to admit that he already had the shadow of Xiao Qi in his heart.
After half a ring, Xiao Qi saw that he was silent, and suddenly raised his head and said angrily: "What? This girl even brings books cheaply, you are a dead slut, don't you still dislike it? ”
"Don't dare! You are so beautiful, I wake up laughing in my dreams, how dare I dislike it! Bai He was startled and hurriedly replied.
"Don't you dare, then why don't you speak?"
"I ...... What should I say? Bai He couldn't laugh or cry.
"You...... I ask you, do you like me? Don't divert from the topic, answer me! ”
"I like it!"
"Then will you marry me in the future?"
"Marry! If you dare to marry, I will dare to marry! ”
"Hmph...... Count you as acquaintances! Hearing Bai He's incomparably loud answer, Xiao Qi laughed with satisfaction, and then threatened viciously: "Remember your words today, if you dare to regret it in the future, this girl will not be spared!" As he spoke, he stretched out two fingers and pinched them......
Click!
I'm Nima! Who did she learn this trick from? Where is this cut, it is clear whether it is cut well or not! Bai He only felt a chill in his crotch, and subconsciously tightened his legs. Her action is a normal man's fear!
However, he was finally not stunned by beauty and intimidation, and asked soberly: "...... But this thing...... You have to say hello to Qing'er, right? ”
As soon as the words came out, he wanted to slap himself.
Bah! Cheap!
Never mention another sister paper in front of a sister paper, this is a taboo for old drivers, why do we forget this? What a sin!
was annoyed, when he heard Xiao Qi's face change his color: "That's your business." And then there was no more to it......
Get!
Sure enough, it's a tough child!
When I thought of a second lady with a chivalrous demeanor at home, and a greasy and intimate little Lori, and now there is a fierce grandmother, Baihe is ...... I can't help but be happy!
It's almost all together with a table of mahjong, is there wood?
Why don't you just play cards later? Let's see who wins the most among them, and we'll turn over their cards tonight, and if we kill the Quartet ourselves, then ...... Then ...... Huh, hahaha!
Thinking about it well, I suddenly felt a pain in my waist, and then I heard Xiao Qi ask: "What do you think, laughing so obscenely?" ”
"No, it's nothing......," Bai He quickly replied with a smile. As soon as Xiao Qi saw his expression, he knew that nothing was going to happen, so he took a bite of him and didn't say anything more.
At this time, it was the end of October, and it was cold in the sky, although the hearts of the two were hot, but they couldn't warm up with just the word "love"! So, with a turbulent heart and the words "harem +1", the two returned to Baifu.
In winter, it always gets dark very quickly, at most at six o'clock in the evening, but it is already completely dark. Then as soon as he flew the sword, Xiao Qi suddenly threw down a sentence: "After dinner, I'll wait for you in the study." And then he left.
"What are you doing in the study?" Bai He froze for a moment.
"Can't you learn the inscription yet? If you want to learn, you can come ......" Xiao Qitou dropped a sentence without replying.
"Okay......"
Of course, the inscription has to be learned, but I was punished for standing today, and I really didn't listen to much, and now it seems that she is opening the rhythm of a small stove for herself, so she responded, and Bai He also walked into the door.
Unexpectedly, as soon as there was a flower in front of him, he saw Li Yuanfang's little hooligan ghost appearing like a ghost, and asked: "Lao Bai, where did you run away with Xiao Qi today, and you didn't see anyone in the afternoon?" ”
"I didn't go anywhere, just walked around." White River Channel.
"Didn't go anywhere?"
The little rascal looked at him suspiciously when he heard this, sniffled, and suddenly said, "There is adultery!" There is definitely adultery! You smell of that girl. ”
Wow!
Are you a dog?
Bai He was suddenly startled, practiced covering his mouth, looked around with some weakness, and relieved himself when he saw that there was no one around.
"Yuan Fang, take a step to speak."
Quietly pulling him into the flower field, Bai He sniffed his sleeve vigorously, and then asked in a low voice: "Is the smell obvious?" ”
"It's not obvious either...... It's just a little spicy. The little rascal laughed.
Bai He's face suddenly darkened: "Speaking human words." ”
"Okay...... Actually, it's just that my nose is more sensitive, so I think it's obvious, and most people really can't smell it. ”
"That's fine......"
As soon as Bai He breathed a sigh of relief, he heard the little rascal suddenly say again: "But that girl's eyes are really obvious when she looks at you, and they are all shining, and only the blind can't see that you have a leg with her." ”
"What?" Bai He was dumbfounded, "Is it so obvious?" ”
"What do you say?"
"Okay...... "Shirakawa thought for a moment, it really is!
In this world, there are two things that cannot be hidden, one is love, and the other is coughing. Xiao Qi's girl is different from our old driver, she just fell in love, and many things can be seen at a glance by discerning people......
So it was a little tangled.
Although we do have a leg with Xiao Qi...... Phew, it's a happy relationship, but we're not ready to announce the relationship! Playing mahjong is certainly very cool, but the second lady's force value is so high, if she knows that we are flirting with my sister outside, we will have a share in beating our bones into mahjong in minutes.
This is ...... If you say yes, you have to say it, but you have to think carefully about how to say it......
When the little rascal saw his bear-like appearance, he immediately knew what was going on, and then despised him mercilessly: "Isn't it just looking for a girl?" It's normal for a husband to have three wives and four concubines, what are you afraid of? ”
"This ...... You don't understand ......" Shirakawa felt a little headache.
"What's not to understand about this? A wife is not as good as a concubine, a concubine is not as good as stealing, and a man is better than this. The little rascal came with an experienced sentence.
"Okay......" When Bai He heard this, he simply didn't hide it.
There are some things that I can't say to my wife, but when I talk about them to my brother, it's a good time, and I said it like this right now.