After hearing this, the little rascal laughed on the spot: "So that's it...... That's easy! Isn't it just a woman, don't worry, there is a brother to help you, and you can do it immediately! ”

Bai He suddenly felt a little curious, when did this girl become a love saint? smiled and said, "That's Qing'er!" It's up to you? ”

Thinking of the second young lady's super high force value, he couldn't help but tremble his legs. It's a nightmare!

"Second Miss is not a woman?" The little rascal asked rhetorically.

Bai He: "......"

It really makes sense, we are speechless.

To be honest, this little rascal is still a place himself, so his words are really not very convincing. But listening to him talk so much, Bai He is also a dead horse as a live horse doctor, and he sighed and said, "That's okay, then let's listen to Brother Li's tricks." ”

"Lao Bai, don't worry, I, Li Yuanfang, am out of the horse, and there is no woman in the world who can't handle it." The little rascal patted his chest and promised, smiled and said, "Right now, brother, I have hard and soft moves, which one do you want to listen to first?" ”

Hey? His set of sets really sounded like that, and Bai He suddenly became interested: "How about talking about the hard ones first?" ”

"It's hard, it......'s simple," said the little rascal, reaching out and digging it in his arms, and then pulled out a black mass.

"What's that?"

Bai He couldn't really see it, so he urged the Yuanhong Sword, and then looked at it with the faint red light emitted by the sword body, and couldn't help but look dark, and almost couldn't help a mouthful of old blood. I saw that what he took out was a small bottle, with a piece of red paper pasted on it, and five words written on it - Rulai Big Buddha Stick.

"That's what you call hard?"

"Isn't it?" The little rascal said triumphantly: "With this treasure in hand, you only need one, you are as hard as iron, the golden gun will not fall, and the night royal hundred girls are not a problem......"

"Come on!"

We still think it's some kind of domineering president's routine, dare to love what he said, this is what he said, Bai He is in a rising posture this time, and hurriedly interrupted, "Brother has a lot of money, and his kidneys are sufficient, so you don't need this thing, you better keep it for yourself......"

"Can't you use hard tricks? It's okay, then try the soft one......" The little rascal said and reached into his arms again, pulling out another bottle of gadgets, "Look! ”

Bai He suddenly had a bad premonition, and then took a look, sure enough!

The first secret medicine for picking flowers: I love a piece of firewood!

“…… I caught a flower thief last month, and I got them from him. It is said that this medicine is colorless and tasteless, and is made of treasures such as acacia snake saliva and triangular deer blood, and the medicinal effect is far stronger than that of ordinary aphrodisiacs, and only needs a small drop...... From now on, I will be obedient to you......" The little rascal Balabala kept talking.

"You're out of control, Li Yuanfang!"

Bai He didn't want to listen anymore, interrupted with a sigh, and then patted him on the shoulder with some heaviness: "You better hurry up and find a woman......"

"Hard can't work, soft can't work, what do you want to do with Lao Bai? Why don't you try hard and soft together? Guaranteed to double the effect ......"

"Get out!"

Too lazy to pay attention to this goods, Bai He scolded with a smile and went home. I thought it was some kind of earth-shattering strategy, and the dare to love was all these things that couldn't be put on the table, and it was really a little hooligan......

I returned to the house, waited for a while, and started eating.

The second lady was originally a little suspicious of the fact that he and Xiao Qi had not seen each other for an afternoon, but as soon as she heard that they were going to teach in the Holy Son Academy, she immediately became suspicious, and said happily: "The public loser's machine technique is the best in the world, and the requirements for one's own cultivation are extremely low, which is the most suitable for you." Since she is now willing to teach her the most core inscriptions, then you should study it seriously, anyway, you don't have to press ......"

"Well, okay...... That's what I thought, too. Bai He secretly breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, and his heart was simply happy.

It seems that we are thinking too much? You know, Qing'er herself is also a yellow-haired little girl, where do you get so many flowery intestines?

So after a few bites, he threw down a sentence: "Then I'll go to the study!" Then he went to the study.

Cultivators can be full by eating the northwest wind, and they rarely eat at all, so they are very well nourished. Bai He thought that Xiao Qi had already been waiting in the study, but after he arrived, there was not even a ghost in the study.

"Where did you go? Didn't you say I'll see you in the study after dinner? ”

Bai He was puzzled for a while, and when he couldn't see anyone, he simply took out the "Luban Book" and flipped through it.

In fact, an original and genuine enchanted talisman like "The Book of Luban", with the strength of his divine sense, if he forcibly digests a wave, he will definitely be eaten up by the spirit contained in the original author and become an idiot. However, if you only look at one of the words and don't try to understand it, you can digest it slowly.

However, that is surprisingly inefficient, and it is even worse than watching the normal version.

However, Bai He was not in a hurry, he flipped through it casually, and at the same time took a pen and paper to slowly trace the few inscriptions he wrote down yesterday, which was not only a preview, but also as a way to pass the time.

Then I waited for an unknown amount of time, and suddenly there was a "squeak", Xiao Qi pushed the door and walked in, and when he saw Bai He's serious description, he opened his mouth and said: "Yo, you're quite diligent." ”

Bai He came back to his senses and hurriedly dropped his pen: "Seven, you can count it as coming." I've been waiting for you for a long time! ”

Saying that, he quickly ran over, looked outside the door, there was no one, and then closed the door with a "bang", then he laughed lewdly, and said with a smile: "I won't see you for a while, but I miss my brother, come and show my brother if he has lost weight?" As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to hug him.

Like this kind of fleshy little love words, he came completely with his mouth open, he thought that Grandma Tong would be very useful, who would have thought that Grandma Tong slapped off his paws, and coldly spit out a word in his mouth: "Get out!" ”

"Don't mind, no one ...... right now," Shirakawa said licking his face.

"You can come nonsense without people?" Xiao Qi sneered.

Bai He smiled and said, "Let's not come nonsense, let's come in order......"

Now that lonely men and widows are in the same room, red-sleeved and fragrant reading at night or something, looking at her slim figure, he is so sassy in his heart! Then he thought that there was a genuine fiancée not far from the next door, and he was even more sassy, with a strange sense of excitement of cheating.

The little rascal is right, a wife is not as good as a concubine, and a concubine is not as good as stealing, and it is better for a man to take this mouthful.

He was about to tease, but before the words fell, Xiao Qi suddenly raised his hand and slapped it again, so the lewd smile suddenly turned into a miserable scream: "Ah——! You ......"

Bai He's eyes widened instantly, and he looked at Xiao Qi as if he was a ghost: "You...... What kind of palm is this? ”

"How does it feel like to be in the palm of your heart?" Xiao Qi said with a smile.

"You...... Where did you learn this technique? Bai He's eyes suddenly darkened.

Really!

This kind of taste, we can't never dream of it, it's definitely painful!

"The second lady taught me when she just came to me, otherwise, why do you think I came so late?"

Seeing his frightened look, Xiao Qi couldn't help laughing, "She said that you are a monkey and can't sit still, and it must not be so easy for you to study hard, so she taught me this set of palm techniques to cure you!" Now it seems that the effect is really good, haha......"

"I ...... I'm Nima! ”

Unexpectedly, the second lady actually taught her this set of palm techniques, Bai He screamed sadly on the spot, only to feel that there were thousands of grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart.

I thought I would enjoy the tenderness of reading with a beautiful woman, but now it seems that I am afraid that there is no hope.

It hurts my heart...... Who the hell invented this set of palm techniques in my Nima, it's just too inhumane! You deserve a thousand cuts!

"Haha......" Xiao Qi was instantly stunned when he saw him, and he was so happy that he fell straight down, and laughed: "Have you taken it?" If you take it, you will be obedient to me! Otherwise...... Hey! "I said and gestured, I mean, you know......

Bai He hung his head and said, "Serve...... I can't beat you, so I have to accept it if I don't accept it......"

As soon as the pain came out, he couldn't get up for ten, and he complained fiercely at the moment, and then finally put away those fancy thoughts and serious thoughts, and then began to study seriously.

Inscription literature is all-encompassing, and its complexity is definitely no less than that of any language in the world, and even surpasses it. The best way to learn this particular language is to read the "inscriptions" in the original Luban book.

The cheats in the form of enchantments are good at this, as long as your sense is strong enough to withstand the impact of the original author's spirit, then you can quickly learn to get started, and become more and more sophisticated. Xiao Qi has such a deep attainment in mechanism skills at a young age, which is also inseparable from this "Book of Luban".

It's a pity that this method doesn't work for Baihe. If he wants to learn inscriptions, he still has to start with the stupidest and most basic links. So, Xiao Qi had no choice but to translate the inscriptions in the book one by one, and then teach Bai He to learn.

Her teaching methods today are different from those of the students she teaches at the Holy Son Academy today.

For those students, because she knew that the top priority was to build a large number of flying swords, so the teaching was more targeted, and many places required them to memorize by rote, but did not seek to understand.

And now teaching Baihe alone is much more systematic.

It's like teaching to write an article.

When she teaches her students, she teaches them how to memorize every word of the text, and then forcibly recite and transcribe it. As for teaching Baihe, it is to put aside the article itself and start directly from the most basic literacy.

What does each word mean and why are they written that way? What does it mean to combine with each other, and why do you want to combine them this way? Would it work to change the way you put it together? And so on and so forth......

To put it bluntly, it is the difference between night school charging and full-time education.

Grandma Tong, who is serious, has very strict requirements, as long as Bai He deserts, she will slap her mercilessly, and there is absolutely no mercy at all. is ruthless, as if the one who is not his sweetheart, but the enemy who killed his father.

As for Bai He, he was a little commotion at first, but after a few slaps, he became completely honest and learned to pay full attention.

Not to mention, this heart-wrenching palm is really magical, it is actually more appropriate to change its name to "Xiangfu and Godson Palm". Because it does hurt when you hit, but after the pain, it is very comfortable, and it also has the effect of refreshing your mind. Bai He was slapped a few times, and he was a little happy.

So in this way, one taught strictly, the other studied seriously, and it was as if he was tireless.

During this period, little Lori sent supper refreshments in several times, but when she saw the two of them so focused, she smiled very happily, and then silently withdrew, and said in her heart: Such a young master is really unprecedented! Saying...... He looked serious...... It's handsome!

The second lady also came a few times, but she only lingered outside the door for a while, did not push the door in, and ordered her subordinates not to disturb.

Time flies, and before you know it, the night has passed. The lonely man and widow spent the night, and nothing happened, even Shirakawa himself couldn't believe it.

Wow, wow, wow......!

"It's dawn......"

"Well, let's get here today, if you want to hurry, you won't be able to ......"

"Good ......"

Listening to the rooster crow outside, both of them felt like waking up from a dream.

Xiao Qi looked at the waste paper all over the ground, then at Bai He, and suddenly sighed: "Bai He, the Lu Ban book was given to you, and it was really given to the right person!" ”

"How?" Bai He was stunned for a moment.

Xiao Qi sighed: "If you were born a thousand years early, I am afraid that there is no such thing as "Luban Book" in this world, only "Baihe Book" ......"

It's so fast! This damn slut...... Although others are a little cheap, they can learn things really fast! This understanding is simply ...... It's just a demon level!

- That's right, it's a demon!

Xiao Qi had never seen such a demonic person.

I don't know if it's because he can't cultivate, so God gave him another kind of compensation, and Bai He's comprehension of the inscription is simply breathtaking.

Don't look at the ghost drawing that he didn't understand when he was groping by himself, but as long as he taught him a little systematic things, such as the rules of combination, the brushwork of description, etc., he could immediately absorb it and draw inferences.

Even the intricate inscriptions themselves only need to be taught once, and he can draw them by himself. If you change to someone else, it will be a fantasy without some hard training!

In just one night's work, he had already touched the threshold of the inscription, and with a little pointing, he could enter the door.

Don't underestimate this threshold, if no one points you out, others won't want to see a shadow after a lifetime, even Xiao Qi himself, it took a year to touch this threshold! It was only later, as her cultivation gradually deepened, and she began to study the original "Book of Luban", that her progress improved by leaps and bounds.

And Bai He is just a mortal with a little divine sense......

Isn't this a demon?

"If your divine sense is a little stronger, just a little bit ......"

Xiao Qi said and compared his little finger, and continued with some embarrassment, "...... Even if it's only at the level of the Qi refining period, you can learn it on your own without me teaching you. ”

It's really better than people to die, and goods have to be thrown away!

In terms of inscriptions, I also asked myself to be a genius, but compared with this dead slut, I was so stupid that I had to fight with a stone. If you continue at this pace, within two months, I'm afraid that my foundation will be wiped out by him, right?

Bai He smiled: "Is it so exaggerated? I'll be proud if you praise me like that, hahaha......."

"It's not an exaggeration at all." Xiao Qi said seriously.

So Bai He laughed again, the inscription of the heart path! It's so simple, isn't it a fantasy version of physics? What's so hard! Although my brother slept in physics class back then, he still has a bit of common sense!

This inscription is very complicated from the perspective of the ancients, but in his opinion, it is a set of things with a very scientific basis, but it is changed to a kind of fantasy expression.

For example, this set of inscriptions means "fire from the void", so where does the fire come from? As we all know, friction can generate heat, and when the heat gathers to a certain extent, combined with flammable materials, then fire can be formed.

In this way, the rules for the combination of this set of inscriptions are well understood: the first is the rule of friction. With what rubbing? Air, true qi, true yuan, etc., just like the second lady's fire cloud palm, in fact, this principle is also the same, such a shock produces high temperatures, and then uses spiritual energy as fuel, you can produce flames. The second is to gather, to gather heat and not let it spread, so that the temperature can be concentrated......

Of course, this is just the simplest inscription combination rule. And the slightly more advanced ones, such as the anti-gravity inscription rules of flying swords, sound mysterious, but in the final analysis, they are actually an alternative application of the formula H=1/2gt^2.

Such and such......

With the direction of scientific understanding, coupled with the magical existence of "inscriptions", which cannot be explained by science, but only needs to be memorized by rote, learning inscriptions will naturally get twice the result with half the effort.

"Okay...... I admit that you have a good vision, you picked this man with such understanding, and now your public loser's mastery can be regarded as a successor, haha......" Bai He laughed.

"What?" Xiao Qi was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then he reacted, it turned out that this dead slut was praising himself around the corner, and immediately spat him angrily: "Out of breath!" Give you some color and you'll open a dyeing shop......"

"People are not jealous of mediocrity, so what's wrong with me opening a dyeing shop? Don't you like it, hostess? Shirakawa laughed.

"The devil likes you dead slut! The second lady is your boss lady, and I am not uncommon! Xiao Qi snorted, looking disdainful. But her eyes clearly said: Honey, you are so good, this girl likes it very much!

"Haha......" Bai He was happy.

This grandma Tong is duplicitous, it's really cute! He was so angry that he couldn't help it, so he reached out and pulled her over and "poofed" her face.

"Ahh Dead slut, you ......" Xiao Qi, who was caught off guard, was bitten by him, and suddenly screamed, and his face was instantly full of shame.

"You...... Licentious! ”

She raised her wrist and subconsciously wanted to slap it.

Unexpectedly, Bai He had already prepared, and with a light electric lightning, Xiao Qi instantly softened again, lying in his arms, only feeling weak, and his heart was pounding, as if he was about to jump out of his chest.

"Seven, look...... I've learned so well, shouldn't I be rewarded? Shirakawa chuckled in her ear.

"You ......" The hot air sprayed on her face, Xiao Qi's heart couldn't help but waver, she wanted to say "You are looking for death", but when the words came to her mouth, she somehow suddenly became: "You...... What reward do you want......"

"Like this......"

Bai He smiled coquettishly, and his big hand began to touch down her soft waist, and he secretly praised in his heart at the same time: Tsk! This feeling is simply beyond words!

His claws seemed to have magical power, and wherever he touched it, the snow-white skin under Xiao Qi's clothes began to involuntarily have small bumps, and his soft waist couldn't help but twist slightly, like a beautiful snake.

The big hand continued to touch down.

"Ahh No...... Stop ......"

Xiao Qi couldn't help himself, and couldn't help but tremble slightly, gasping slightly. Reason told her that she couldn't let him continue, but deep down, it was as if a demonic voice had removed the middle ellipsis: Don't stop.

Then soon, Bai He's hand touched the two soft lumps of flesh under her waist, and then raised his hand......

Syllable!

A slap in the face!

"Ahh Dead slut, why are you beating me! In an instant, Xiao Qi's moans turned into cries of pain on the spot, and he looked back at Bai He with his little buttocks in his hands, with a confused expression.

"Let you be punished! Get you penalized standing! ”

Bang Bang Bang ......

Bai He raised his hand and slapped him a few times, and said with a cruel smile in his mouth: "In front of so many people, I don't know how to save some face for my brother...... If I don't give you some power, you girl really don't know how many eyes my Ma Wang Ye has! As he spoke, he slapped him a few times, laughing while slapping.

He wanted to do it yesterday, but he didn't take the chance, and now it's time to do it......

Not to mention, it feels really good!

"You...... I ......"

Xiao Qi couldn't cry or laugh, she thought that he was going to despise himself, and she had a little expectation in her heart, but she didn't expect it to become like this in the end. I wanted to fight back and turn around and tell him how many eyes Ma Wang Ye had, but after Bai He slapped her a few times, he slipped away before she could get angry, stepped on the flying sword, and with a "whoosh", the shadow was not ......

"Dead slut...... You wait for me! ”

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