After the two of them combined with the later "Stealing Rice" to improve "The Thief Speaks", they said a joke after impromptu changes, and the surrounding spectators applauded and shouted for another one. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info have nothing to do at home in the past three years, and I have watched cross talk excerpts in the dark, and there are still hundreds of jokes in the stomachs of the two people.

Together, the two talked for more than an hour, and they didn't break up until noon. He also earned more than 130 copper coins.

During the Ming and Qing dynasties, it has become a habit to watch performances on the flyover and give rewards, of course, there is no real ability to stand on this flyover, and you can't open a stall. The people who watch the performances here are ordinary people, because the artists have all kinds of performances to meet their spiritual needs.

Large families watch performances at home, and the performers are invited into the house, generally starting from the noon banquet here while eating and drinking while watching the stage to start various performances, drama, cross talk, storytelling, drum books, magic, acrobatics. It didn't stop until the night when the lights were held, and this was the church meeting of the big mansion in Sijiu City.

In addition to visiting the door to meet the same boring housewives to talk about their parents' shortcomings, they rely on the church to enrich their spiritual life.

Emperor Xianfeng is a senior ticket holder, and there is a way to be good at the top, and it will be very good at the bottom. In the past, everyone in the palace could sing a few words among the eunuchs and concubines in the palace, and those who wanted to get ahead even got up early and went to bed late to study Peking Opera - practicing singing, reading, and playing such basic skills had to endure a lot of hardships, but in order to get ahead, this is not a problem.

It was the king of Chu who had a thin waist, and people starved to death in the palace. Since Emperor Xianfeng changed his temperament three years ago and began to be obsessed with martial arts practice again, the eunuchs and the beauties of the inner palace have also set off a wave of martial arts practice.

Now in the palace, whether it is a concubine or a eunuch at random, as soon as the clothes are taken off, they are also eight-pack abs and tendon meat, and they dare not say that they are proficient in all eighteen weapons, but they must also be proficient in one or two things. As for the concubines, how can the stunts of the concubine who can't be worthy of the emperor's favor if she can't split bricks with one hand, work on the iron head, crush boulders on the chest, and steel guns on the top of the throat.

At that time, Xianfeng drove the army to a decisive battle with the British and French forces, and the queen took the palace concubines, eunuchs, and palace maids to stand on the city gate tower in full uniform, and sent Xianfeng not pretend, but now this group of people have real kung fu.

The Japanese embassy also took the opportunity to launch a large number of Central Plains martial arts cheats that are said to have been circulated in the East for many years, from the "Yang Family Marksmanship", "Qi Family Knife Method", "Shaolin Stick Method", "Shaolin Boxing Method", "Wudang Taiji Sword Method", "Wudang Taijiquan", "Drunken Boxing", "Golden Bell Jar", "Iron Cloth Shirt", "Sunflower Point Acuman", "Foshan Shadowless Feet", these are more ordinary to the "Nine Yin True Scripture", "Nine Yang True Scripture", "Sunflower Treasure Book", "Evil Sword Method", "Five Fists First", "Rulai Divine Palm", "Yijin Sutra", "Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Descending", "Six Veins Divine Sword", "Heavenly Demon Gong" Military Road Killing Boxing" and "Tiger Roaring Emperor Fist" are relatively tall, and the Chinese people are dazzled by them.

Of course, it's just that you haven't even seen a real Japanese in Japan - but who's going to say that? The cheats also said above, even if those high-end cheats have qualifications but don't have thirty or fifty years of hard training, they won't be able to practice.

Xianfeng laughed at the dying Erjin at that time, using this allusion, Xianfeng himself bought a set to watch, but after reading it, he saw that he would have to practice for thirty or fifty years, so he threw it aside.

In recent years, the Japanese embassy has changed its way to make money, and Xianfeng is also looking at it, but to tell the truth, this cheat book is not expensive to sell, and it is equivalent to the cost price of paper according to the cost of my book in the Qing Dynasty. So even if you buy it, no one will say anything, what else do you have to say if you sell it so cheaply with such a thick book of pictures and texts, and this martial arts cheats, he can make sense in theory, that is to say, maybe a really qualified person can really practice after thirty or fifty years of hard work.

Of course, if you really have this great perseverance, those who have been practicing a magic skill for thirty or fifty years are either geniuses or madmen, but I have a land of more than 10 million square kilometers and 40,000 people, whether they are geniuses or madmen, they can fight seven or eight with a pole on the street.

The above are all boring summaries of the predecessors and posted on the Internet, of course, Song Haiping is also a doctrine, which is not a lie - these magic skills are all considered feasible after supercomputer analysis, Song Haiping himself also prepared a set of Western magic skills Latin "Christ God Fist", starting from the first type "Moses Open the Sea" Song Haiping according to the beginning of the New Testament and the Old Testament, to the seventeenth style "Five Loaves and Two Fish".

After reading too much black information about foreigners' scriptures, Song Haiping found that in fact, Jesus did not really exist in history. Rather, in later generations, about the third and fourth centuries, the church members made up a mixture of Old Testament prophecies and the legend of a man named Joshua who went to Israel with five disciples to preach to Israel and was crucified Egyptian magician.

Grammatically, the various gospels of the New Testament are simply full of holes. Moreover, the Jews also understood in their hearts what the Christian Church and the New Testament were all about, so it is not surprising that the Jews were not well received in Christian Europe - there is a theory that the Vatican was behind Hitler's murder of the Jews in World War II, because they knew too much.

got more than 100 copper coins, and Song Haiping pulled Yu Deqian down to the restaurant with great interest. This money is not enough to drink flower wine, but it is enough for two people to eat well, and finally chose mutton dumplings and called a few side dishes to drink, as the saying goes, dumplings are more and more wine.

After a plate of dumplings and a few glasses of wine, Song Haiping's words also increased: "Old Yu, today I am suddenly enlightened, there are many things that I couldn't think of before, but after today's stall, I understand everything." ”

Song Haiping wanted to understand how good it was, and he couldn't say it to Yu Deqian, or Yu Deqian didn't understand it.

For example, during today's performance, Song Haiping watched the audience laugh like innocent children, and if such a simple Chinese person insists on stuffing his head with mathematics, physics and chemistry, it is not really erasing nature. What modern Western education needs is that every educated person must become a screw in the industrial society, and it is necessary to erase the nature of children, you can expect British assembly line workers to become thinkers like Marx and Friedrich, impossible, because British workers are killed by capitalists three or five years after they start working, and they may not have time to record their thoughts. This is still a little better in health, and if you are not in good health, you will be played to death before you become an adult.

The rebellion of the peasants or the common people in Europe never succeeded, the most famous being the slave revolt of Spartacus, which was bloodily suppressed. It is precisely this kind of social environment that can give birth to capitalism, which has blood in every pore from birth.

In China, which entrepreneur dares to play sweatshop sheep cannibalism like this, even if he is a royal family, those two people would have jumped out and shouted 'Dead country'. China's peasant uprisings that began in the Qin Dynasty more than 2,000 years ago have been successful, so although China's imperial power is very heavy, the throne is also a crater, no matter how much the feudal rulers claim that their imperial power comes from heaven, but the common people are not afraid of the rebellion once they are hungry - and many peasant uprisings in Chinese history have been successful, which is completely different from the feudal society in Europe.

China's feudal society is certainly "cannibalistic", but at this time, the capitalist monster of Europe wants to eat more people.