051 Gifts, send you a poem!
Listening to Liu Sheng's recitation of the incantation, the system responded with great disdain: "Ding, this force you to pretend, all pretend to be flowers! If you want 300 Tang poems, just tell me, look at your loss, how do you want to refine me!"
"Ding, successfully use "Three Hundred Tang Poems", the content of this book has been stored in your mind, disgusted!"
As the system prompt sounded, Liu Sheng's mind was suddenly filled with a huge amount of knowledge, and in just the blink of an eye, he had digested it all.
Lao Tzu is afraid of you?
A smile rose at the corner of Liu Sheng's mouth, raised the teacup, took a sip, and said indifferently: "Hmph, it's the so-called coming without being rude, since Shen Gongzi gave me a word, then I'll send you a poem!"
Everyone was stunned, send a poem?
Shen Gongzi taught you a lesson, that is your honor, but in front of Shen Gongzi, you actually dare to mention poetry? Are you crazy?
Do you think Shen Gongzi's title of "King of Poetry" is a wasted name? You, an unknown scholar, dare to make an axe in front of Shen Gongzi!
Everyone was happy, and looked at Yanagi with a sneering face.
A scholar shook his head and said: "Shen Gongzi is literate at the age of three, reciting poetry at the age of five, and can write poems at the age of ten.
"The King of Poetry, the Lion of the Lion? Before the age of three, I competed with the heroes of Heshuo with poetry, and at the age of five, poetry was rampant, and after the age of ten, I was no longer stuck in things, and plants, trees, bamboos and stones could be used as poems. Known as Shixian, nicknamed Dugu for defeat!" Liu Sheng sneered at this time and continued to speak: "Look at the way you haven't seen the world, the things he plays, I was already ripe before I was three years old!"
“......”
Nani?
The audience fell silent instantly!
Everyone looked at Yanagi with disdain on their faces, speechless.
I've seen bragging, but I've never seen you operate in this way!
And after listening to Liu Sheng's words, Shen Liangwen couldn't help laughing, shook his head, looked at Liu Sheng playfully and said, "Since Brother Cao wants to send me poems, then good, I'll listen to you!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone praised them one after another.
"He is worthy of Shen Gongzi, his bearing is extraordinary, and he is really a master!"
"This is the real demeanor of everyone, who can tolerate all arrogance!"
......
On the other side, Lord Min's beautiful eyes were shining, and he had already found a corner to sit down, staring straight at Liu Sheng.
In fact, she was already unable to stand and was weak.
As the daughter of the third prince, Lord Min has an unknown secret, she admires those talented talents, every time she sees them reciting wonderful poems, she will be uncontrollable, her body has a special reaction, her body is weak, and her face is red......
This reaction...... It seems to be insulting!
Today, a nameless Cao Zhi suddenly appeared, but he has an unusually quick wit and personality, against Shen Gongzi, the poet king of Tianbo Academy, this talent game between the two makes it difficult for Lord Min to control herself, and she can't stand up before it really starts......
Vaguely, Liu Sheng also noticed the fiery gaze of Lord Minjun, and was suddenly shocked, and said secretly: "My grass, why are you trying to eat me?
However, in front of the public, Liu Sheng didn't dare to look at her anymore, and hurriedly gathered his spirit to stabilize the fire in his lower body.
Immediately, his eyes swept to Shen Liangwen on the opposite side, and he said: "Shen Gongzi, you just said that you are full of losses and humble benefits, you are scolding me for being arrogant, right? Although this is a good statement, it can't be applied to everyone!"
For example, I used to be very modest, and when someone praised me for writing poetry well, I said no, no, but the person slapped me on the spot and said that I was hypocritical! ”
“......”
After hearing this, the corners of everyone's mouths twitched, and they were speechless again.
can say such stinky and shameless words, it is obviously shameless, and he has reached the peak of shamelessness, and for this kind of shameless person, everyone will definitely not give him face!
"Sensationalism!"
At this time, Zhao Gongzi, who had been silent and arrogant since he entered, suddenly snorted coldly.
Everyone turned their heads to look at Yanagi again, and then their faces were filled with schadenfreude.
Cao Zhi, Cao Zhi, you're finished, even the capital of the four talented people has been annoyed by you, now look at how arrogant you are!
Li Tianzhen was also so frightened that his face turned pale, and he hurriedly came to Liu Sheng's side, and reminded in a trembling voice: "Cao ...... Brother Cao, that, Zhao Gongzi has spoken, don't do it, don't do it!"
"What do you mean, are you still a young man?" said Yanagi unconcernedly.
"That, Brother Cao, you don't know, he ...... He is the head of the four great talents, a figure that His Majesty the Rain Emperor admires, after a while, the princess will recruit horses, he will definitely be a candidate, and he may be named a marshal at that time, we must not offend him!"
"What?marshal, handsome brother-in-law!" As soon as he heard this word, Liu Sheng immediately became angry and sneered: "Marshal can also take his turn?"
"This, this...... Hey!" Li Tianzhen was speechless for a while, and when he saw that he couldn't persuade Liu Sheng, he had to say no more.
At this time, Shen Liangwen's face was slightly impatient, as if he felt that he had overestimated the Cao Zhi in front of him, and he was a little bored all of a sudden, so he said lightly: "Cao Zhi, what about your so-called poetry?"
"Oh, I almost forgot. Shen Gongzi, listen well, this poem is very educational for you!"
Yanagi put down the teacup, picked up the folding fan, and shook it pretendedly.
Everyone didn't bother to pay attention to his arrogant words, their eyes were all on him, waiting to see him make a fool of himself!
Lord Min also held his breath at this time, his eyes were full of anticipation!
And after Liu Sheng made a full gesture, he finally spoke, and slowly chanted: "Deep eyebrows smell flowers, eggplant branches hurt the bottom." ”
Everyone was slightly stunned, this is the first poem about the scenery, where does the educational significance come from?
Liu Sheng continued to chant softly: "Remote knowledge is as deep as water, and the meaning is as green as spring!"
Everyone thought that he had finished speaking, and were about to ponder the meaning of this poem, when at this moment, a "pop" sounded.
Liu Sheng shook the folding fan in his hand and said the last sentence: "Deep like green, deep like transparent green, deep like transparent green!"
“......”
Deep eyebrows smell flowers, and eggplant branches are sad and hateful.
Knowing that it is as deep as water, it means that it is green in spring!
Deep like green, deep like translucent green, deep like translucent green!
"Huh?"
After hearing this, everyone frowned, looking dazed and stunned.
It's both floral and green, isn't this just an ordinary poem?
Hey, no, the word "deep" appears in several sentences of this poem, and Shen Gongzi's surname is "Shen", could it be that this is a homophonic insinuation?
This poem doesn't seem that simple!
"Deep as green, deep as green, deep as green, how can deep water be like green! Strange......" Li Tianzhen also read Liu Sheng's poem repeatedly, took a sip of tea, frowned and thought about it.
Seeing that everyone was thinking hard, the corners of Liu Sheng's mouth lifted, and he continued to eat the snacks on the table as if nothing happened.
In fact, this is not a Tang poem or Song poem at all, but he adapted it on the spot based on a limerick poem on the earth, and every sentence is a homophonic curse, and the other way to read it is:
Shen is uneducated and has a very low IQ.
You have to know who Shen is, a big stupid donkey!
Shen is a donkey, Shen is a donkey, Shen is a stupid donkey!
Every "Shen" in the poem refers to Shen Liangwen, and the scolding is the Shen Gongzi who is known as the "King of Poetry".
Liu Sheng thinks there is nothing wrong with this, you scold me for being arrogant, I scold you for being stupid, there is nothing wrong with the courtesy!
(End of chapter)
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