052 Look at the mountains not as mountains, and see the water as not water
Thinking of this, Liu Sheng looked proud, and unconsciously hummed a little song: "I have a little stupid donkey, I never ride, one day on a whim, I rode to catch the market ......"
The song sounded in the quiet hall, and everyone was stunned, what was the situation?
And Li Tianzhen, who was thinking hard on the side, heard Liu Sheng's lyrics with "stupid donkey", and instantly reacted to the true meaning of the poem.
Brother Cao was originally using a poem to satirize Shen Gongzi, comparing him to a stupid donkey and a stupid donkey with no culture and low IQ, and he had to ride him to the market!
Thinking of this, his eyes widened suddenly.
"Poof!"
I had just taken the second sip of tea before I could swallow it, and I immediately squirted out.
Li Tianzhen's cheeks and neck flushed, as if he wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, so he could only cover his mouth and hold it hard, but his body twitched again and again!
Many scholars present were baffled by his actions.
But there were also many merry gentlemen who responded quickly, and after hearing the lyrics hummed by Liu Sheng, they suddenly saw the sun like a cloud, and their mouths suddenly opened.
Forthwith......
A burst of laughter instantly resounded throughout the hall!
"Hahaha......"
"Right...... I'm sorry, I ...... I couldn't help but ......"
"Shen Gongzi, haha...... I'm so sorry! It's so funny!"
......
Someone laughed and apologized to Shen Gongzi, no one expected that the scene would be in such a state, it was extremely funny!
"Poofhahahaha, Brother Cao, you ...... You ......" Li Tianzhen couldn't help it, laughed loudly, laughed so much that tears were about to flow out, pointed at Liu Sheng, stunned "you" for a long time, and couldn't say a complete sentence.
He has been completely convinced, and uses poetry to subtly scold people as stupid donkeys...... It's just no one!
"Presumptuous!"
At this time, Shen Liangwen had already figured out the meaning of the poem, and he was furious, got up and shouted angrily, his eyes widened, and he pointed at Liu Sheng and said, "You, a nameless person, dare to write such a vulgar poem and insult me!"
Liu Sheng pretended to be confused seriously, shook his head and said: "Shen Gongzi, it is the spring equinox today, this poem is sent by me, describing the spring scene, how can I talk about insults?"
"I really don't understand what you're talking about, why don't you ask Shen Gongzi to explain to me the meaning of this poem as you understand it?"
What? You scolded me and made me say it in front of so many people? How unreasonable!
"You still dare to quibble, Lord Min, I propose to drive this vulgar man out of the county government, don't let him affect the Yaxing of everyone here!" Shen Liangwen listened to Liu Sheng's words, trembled with anger, looked at Lord Min and said.
And Lord Min also understood the metaphor in Liu Sheng's poem at this moment, and was holding back a smile, when he saw Shen Liangwen suddenly turn around, hurriedly retracted, pretending to be calm, but couldn't say a word.
Liu Sheng stood up again at this time and said: "The so-called looking at the mountain is not a mountain, looking at the water is not water, as long as the heart is upright, this poem is a poem about the scene, if the heart is dirty, this poem will naturally become vulgar!"
Shen Gongzi, in fact, I just want to test whether the hearts of everyone here are pure, you look at Lord Min, he has never laughed from beginning to end, obviously how pure his heart is, but you ...... Alas!"
After speaking, Liu Sheng sighed, and shook his head hatefully, showing extreme disappointment.
"You ......" Shen Liangwen was suddenly unable to argue, his eyes were dry, and his face was full of anger.
Everyone present was also stunned, and after glancing at the silent Lord Min, the people who were still laughing immediately stopped laughing.
Li Tianzhen also hurriedly covered his mouth!
All of a sudden, the whole hall was quiet again.
Look at the mountains are not mountains, and look at the water is not water.
When Yanagi first said this, everyone still didn't quite understand it, thinking that it was a contradictory and illogical sentence. But combined with Liu Sheng's explanation later, it suddenly dawned on him.
Liu Sheng deliberately wrote such a poem that is actually a curse, and then disguised it as a scene, if someone accuses him, he will beat him up, and it seems that the accuser is dirty and vulgar in his heart!
This Cao Zhi is too cheap!
Seeing that everyone held back their laughter, Liu Sheng smiled faintly: "Shen Gongzi, you ask all the students present, who thinks this poem is vulgar?"
When everyone heard this, they lowered their heads one after another, or looked away, and scolded wildly in their hearts!
Damn, aren't you playing tricks on us?
Just now, we made a puzzle outside to mislead us into guessing JJ, and we guessed wrong because we were nasty.
Now here is this trick again, who thinks this poem is vulgar, who is dirty inside? Phew, this pot babies don't memorize!
With the lessons of the past, and the silence of Lord Min, many scholars immediately pretended to be deaf and dumb, pretending not to understand Yanagi's poem.
"Cao Zhi, you ......"
Shen Liangwen was furious, stretched out his hand and pointed at Liu Sheng for a long time, and finally snorted coldly, put his hand down, and sat back in his place!
Zhao Gongzi, who had been looking indifferent next to him, glanced at Liu Sheng, and the disdain on his face was even stronger.
Liu Sheng also glanced at Zhao Gongzi, the head of the four great talents, and sighed secretly in his heart, if you can pretend to be forced to this extent, your general skills will not be below me! It seems that this Shen Gongzi is just an appetizer, and the real power is this Zhao Gongzi!
And at this time, Lord Min, who had finally suppressed his smile, finally opened his mouth to break the silence.
"Students, since we can gather here, how about this county lord hope to only talk about poetry and songs today, and meet friends with poetry, not personal grievances?"
She looked at everyone, her tone was slightly majestic, but after she finished speaking, she looked at Liu Sheng with a slight smile and exclaimed: "What a 'look at the mountain is not a mountain, see the water is not water', Cao Gongzi's high talent is not in Fang Cai's poem, but in this sentence." Not to mention anything else, this sentence alone contains the principle of heaven and earth, which is enough to last for centuries......"
Oh, even Lord Min opened his mouth and stood on Liu Sheng's side, and as soon as everyone present heard it, they hurriedly, and the attributes of the wall grass were brought into full play!
They hurriedly responded: "What Lord Min said is very true, today we only talk about poetry and songs!"
"Yes, scholars regard tolerance as beauty, even if there are grievances, we shouldn't settle them in front of Lord Minjun!"
"Lord Min is right!"
......
Shen Liangwen's status may be respected by many people, but compared to Lord Min, he is too inferior, at least before he enters the court, his identity must be the dignity of Lord Min!
So Shen Liangwen, a dumb loser, can only bite it hard.
However, Shen Liangwen is one of the four great talents of Tianbo Academy, and the title of "King of Poetry" is not in vain.
After suffering a loss, he naturally won't give up, this breath, he can't just swallow it, but he can't lose his identity in front of so many scholars.
He immediately stood up, pretended not to care about what happened just now, and said magnificently: "Since Lord Min said so, then I won't have a lot of plans with vulgar people." Today, we will meet friends with poems, I wonder if Lord Min can come up with a question and let all the classmates present compose poems on the spot?"
(End of chapter)
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