Chapter 293: Liu Bing's Baby
Gao Ming has heard of cutting double eyelids twice, and he has also heard of cutting the appendix twice, but it is indeed the first time he has heard of such a thing as cutting the balls twice.
Damn, it's not easy for this eunuch to be a eunuch, right?
Thinking of this, Gao Ming immediately looked at Liu Bing in surprise.
"Sixth, I remember that you were the one who helped me castrate the piglets last time, right?"
"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince has a really good memory, he is an old slave."
Seeing that he agreed, Gao Ming immediately smacked his mouth.
"Tsk...... It's good if it's you, I remember the last time you helped me castrate the piglet, it was already cut, right? Could it be that after that thing is cut, it can grow again? ”
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Liu Bing immediately showed a smile on his face.
"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince said with a smile, how can it grow again, the old slave dares to guarantee with his life, it will definitely not grow."
Looking at Liu Bing's sworn appearance, Gao Ming also nodded.
"That's right, I also think it can't grow, since the pig's can't grow anymore, then I think this person should be the same, in that case, why did you take Xiao Nianzi to cleanse again? Does he have three eggs? Or is he the one who offended you? ”
Hearing the implication of Xingshi's guilt in Gao Ming's tone, Liu Bing hurriedly bowed to him.
"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince misunderstood the old slave, the little pig's baby is inside, so he can only cut half of it, but the human treasure is outside, so if you want to be a eunuch in the palace, you need to do your best!"
"Exhausted?"
As soon as Liu Bing's words fell, Gao Ming frowned again.
"What does it mean to be out of the woods?"
"It means that everything that is exposed needs to be cut off!"
“……”
Gao Ming always thought that the ancient eunuchs were the same as the current castrated piglets, just cutting eggs, but he didn't expect to cut the whole chicken.
"I'm too scared!"
Seeing Gao Ming's sluggish look, Liu Bing thought that he was interested in this aspect, so he began to introduce Gao Ming in detail.
"His Royal Highness the Prince, in fact, not all of them are cut off, only those men who have grown up need to be cut off, like the old slave who has entered the palace since childhood, only need to cut off or crush the two balls."
When he said this, Liu Bing also showed a smile, as if he had taken a big advantage, and he was stunned when he saw it.
"Damn, this guy Liu Bing has been psychologically distorted since he was a child, right?"
Thinking of this, Gao Ming's eyes suddenly twitched a few more times, and it took a while before he opened his mouth to Liu Bing again.
"That'...... Lao Liu, did that thing of yours be crushed or cut off? ”
"Back to His Royal Highness the Prince, the old slave was cut off."
Speaking of this, Liu Bing took out a delicate small bottle from his arms, and then smiled at Gao Ming.
"Your Royal Highness the Prince, look, what is in it is the treasure of the old slave."
“……”
Looking at the small porcelain vase in Liu Bing's hand, Gao Ming suddenly felt a chill.
"That...... Lao Liu, I know this is your baby, but you don't have to carry it every day, right? Could it be that you are used to taking it out and admiring it when you are fine? ”
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Liu Bing immediately showed a wry smile.
"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince misunderstood, the old slave doesn't have that habit, in fact, it's mainly because the old slave heard that there is a hateful old eunuch in the palace who steals other people's treasures to eat, so the old slave collects it closely, but he is afraid that it will disappear when it will be gone."
"Hiss......"
As soon as Liu Bing's words fell, Gao Ming gasped.
"The old eunuch who specializes in stealing other people's Ding Ding's food, damn it, how can there be such a disgusting person in the palace?"
"Who's to say it isn't!"
Obviously, Liu Bing also felt the same way about Gao Ming's thoughts, so as soon as Gao Ming's words fell, he nodded.
"The old slave also thinks that this person is hateful, if the old slave knows who he is, the old slave must tell the saint, pull this person to the West Market, and then abandon him on the street, and the corpse will be violent for three days!"
“……”
Damn, this Liu Bing's psychology is not normal!
At this time, Gao Ming suddenly felt that eunuchs were really a product of social distortion, and they themselves were also a distorted and sad existence, Gao Ming had been busy with his own affairs before, so he had never considered this problem, but now a thought suddenly appeared in his heart.
"Abolish the eunuch system!"
As soon as this thought appeared, it immediately took root in Gao Ming's heart, and he began to consider the feasibility of this plan when he left.
The reason why eunuchs appeared in the feudal dynasty was mainly because there were many manual jobs in the palace that men needed to do, but there were so many concubines and palace maids in the harem, and the emperor was worried that these men would cuckold themselves while they were not careful, so there were eunuchs.
In other words, there are only two ways to eradicate the deformed product of eunuchs.
One is to ignore them, and the eunuchs will not be castrated in the future, and after they enter the palace, they will let them fall in love with the palace maids freely.
Obviously, this is definitely not possible, although Gao Ming did not regard the palace maids in the entire palace as his private property, but he also did not want the palace to be made into a miasma.
Then there is another way left, and that is to replace the eunuch with a palace maid.
Gao Ming didn't think that the physical strength of eunuchs was necessarily stronger than that of palace maids, after all, both men and women were surprised by a large individual, and even if they were born a little worse, they could be cultivated the day after tomorrow.
For example, those female men in later generations, one by one, they are so fierce that they don't want to, once they start a madness, two or three big men can't get close.
Thinking of this, Gao Ming suddenly made a decision in his heart, and then he nodded towards Liu Bing.
"Liu Bing, from now on, the palace will stop recruiting eunuchs, if you need to add new people, you will recruit some strong women to come in, as for the recruitment criteria......"
Speaking of this, Gao Ming suddenly pondered for a while, and then smiled at Liu Bing.
"The standard is very simple, when the time comes, you bring a few eunuchs over, and then let those women who come to apply wrestle with them, and the winner will be qualified."
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Liu Bing's eyes immediately widened, and a shocked look appeared on his face.
"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, is this planning to ban the chamberlain?"
Looking at Liu Bing's shocked appearance, Gao Ming also knew what he was worried about, so he immediately shook his head.
"Don't worry, I don't plan to ban the chamberlain, I just can't bear to see so many men suffering from the pain of cutting chickens, so I plan to replace them with women, and the original eunuchs are business as usual."
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Liu Bing breathed a sigh of relief.
"I see, the old slave still thinks that His Highness doesn't want to see us eunuchs anymore, if you just find some strong women to be the chamberlain, it's not difficult, but Your Majesty's side ......"
Looking at Liu Bing's embarrassed look, Gao Ming immediately laughed.
"Since I am the one who said the palace province now, then these things are naturally decided by me, okay, let me do what I say, and you, as the implementer I personally appointed, may be able to leave a name in history!"
"Leave a name in history?"
As soon as Gao Ming's words fell, Liu Bing's eyes suddenly lit up.
"Your Royal Highness the Prince, you said that old slaves can also leave their names in history?"
Although Gao Ming didn't know why Liu Bing was so excited, looking at his expectant look, Gao Ming still nodded.
"Well, I think this possibility is still relatively large, think about it, when the profession of eunuch completely disappears in the future, the history books must say the reason for the disappearance of eunuchs, so I, the person who made the decision, and the name of you, the specific implementer, will definitely be passed on, right?"
"That's right! Yes, yes, yes, yes! ”
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Liu Bing immediately nodded his head like a chicken.
"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is right, if there are really no eunuchs in the future, then there will definitely be a note on the servant, then His Royal Highness the Crown Prince will definitely leave a name in history, and even the old slave can stick a little light, so that future generations can remember the name of the old slave."
Speaking of this, Liu Bing's eyes became bright.
For ordinary eunuchs, money and a higher-level official position may be more attractive, but for Liu Bing, his official position has been completed, and he is not short of money or anything, so he hopes that after his death, future generations can remember him.
Gao Ming couldn't understand Liu Bing's thoughts, but he knew that Liu Bing had a lot of ideas about leaving a name in history, so that he would naturally not discount when he did things, and this was exactly what Gao Ming wanted to see.
"Okay, Liu Bing, I'll leave this matter to you, don't let me down!"
"Yes!"
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Liu Bing immediately bowed to Gao Ming.
"Your Royal Highness the Prince, please rest assured, the old slave will definitely handle this matter with his heart, and don't hide it from His Royal Highness the Prince, in fact, the old slave has long seen that those eunuchs are not pleasing to the eye."
"Uh......"
Damn, how can you let Lao Tzu pick it up so bluntly? And aren't you a eunuch yourself?
Seeing Liu Bing's heroic appearance, Gao Ming couldn't dampen his enthusiasm, so he could only show him a reluctant smile.
"Hehehehe...... It's good if you can think like this, then you go and do something, and come back to me if you have any questions. ”
"Yes!"
Liu Bing said yes and then turned to leave, probably because he was too excited, and accidentally fell when he left, but he immediately got up, and then left at a trot.
Seeing Liu Bing's figure gradually disappear from his sight, Gao Ming nodded with satisfaction.
"That's life, well, that's what I want!"
Speaking of this, Gao Ming was about to leave, but he had only just taken two steps when he suddenly noticed a delicate small porcelain vase on the ground.
Looking at this small porcelain vase, Gao Ming's eyes suddenly widened.
"Isn't this thing Liu Bing's 'baby'? How did it end up here? Well...... I remembered that he probably accidentally fell out when he fell just now, and he would be very anxious if he found it missing. ”
Thinking of this, Gao Ming immediately nodded.
"In that case, I'll help him hold it first, and then return it to him, I guess he will definitely be moved to cry, right? Ha ha! ”
As he spoke, Gao Ming picked up the small porcelain vase, then took it back to the East Palace, and put it on the table in his study.
Gao Ming left after putting down the small porcelain vase, and not long after he left, Li Mingda came back from school.
After coming back, Li Mingda entered Gao Ming's study, and when she saw the delicate little bottle on the table, she immediately blinked her big eyes curiously.
"What is this?"
Driven by curiosity, Li Mingda picked up the bottle, and then shook it gently, and when she heard the sound of things colliding inside, she immediately pouted.
"What the hell is it? Do you want to open it and take a look? Well, forget it, I'd better ask Big Brother! ”
As she spoke, she ran out of the study with a small porcelain vase, intending to ask Gao Ming what was inside.
Li Mingda had just left Gao Ming's study when a familiar voice came from his ears.
"Little son, what are you hiding? Show me! ”
Hearing this voice, Li Mingda was taken aback, and quickly hid the small bottle in his hand behind him, and then shook his head vigorously at the visitor.
"Sixth brother, my son is not hiding anything!"
The person who came was none other than Li Su, the king of Liang.
At this time, he was carrying a small cage in his hand, and there were two gray hares in the cage, he was going to come to Gao Ming to share the delicious food, but when he saw Li Mingda hiding something, he was immediately happy.
"Hehe, little son, you still want to deceive the sixth brother, are you hiding something delicious?"
Hearing Li Su's words, Li Mingda immediately shook his head like a rattle.
"No, no, my son didn't hide anything delicious!"
Li Mingda is telling the truth, but in the eyes of Li Su, a foodie, her anxious appearance is that there are no three hundred taels of silver here, and she must have hidden something delicious!
Thinking of this, Li Su walked in front of Li Mingda with a smile, and then showed a gentle smile.
"Son, do you think the sixth brother is usually good to you?"
Li Su is ready to play the emotional card, because he knows that if he robs it hard, then once Li Mingda goes to sue, Li Shimin will definitely clean him up, so if the hard one doesn't work, he can only use the soft one.
And after Li Mingda heard Li Su's words, he thought about it for a while and immediately nodded.
"Well, the sixth brother is good to his son!"
Hearing Li Mingda's answer, Li Su suddenly smiled even more happily, and he reached out and touched Li Mingda's little head.
"Hehe, the sixth brother finally didn't hurt you in vain, good sister, as long as you give the hidden things to the sixth brother, the sixth brother can give you a pair of little rabbits, how about it?"
As he spoke, Li Su handed the cage to Li Mingda.
"Look, little bunny!"
"Wow!"
Obviously, Li Mingda generally lacks resistance to fluffy and cute little things, so after hearing Li Su's words, she handed the small porcelain bottle in her hand to Li Su without hesitation, and then ran away happily with the rabbit cage.
Looking at Li Mingda, who was running away soon, Li Su suddenly smiled.
"Hehe, the little girl is just a deception!"
As he spoke, he looked at the delicate porcelain vase in his hand, and a gleam flashed in his eyes.
"It must be a good thing to be able to hold such a delicate porcelain bottle, right? I just don't know what it tastes like. ”
Thinking of this, he couldn't help licking his lips, and then uncorked the small porcelain bottle.