Chapter 294: Witty Li Su
When Li Su opened the small porcelain bottle, he immediately smelled a very strange smell, a smell like rancid oil.
Smelling this smell, Li Su suddenly felt a little nauseous.
"It smells so bad, what's in there?"
Thinking of this, Li Su poured the contents of the bottle into the palm of his hand, and looked at the two small things in his hand, Li Su immediately frowned.
"Fried locusts? Well, not quite like that! ”
Obviously, Li Su couldn't recognize this thing, because it had been "processed" several times.
In the Tang Dynasty, after the eunuch's Ding Ding was cut off, it would be put into a box filled with lime for drying, and after the important link of drying, it would be soaked in sesame oil, and only after soaking thoroughly, Ding Ding could be stored for a long time.
Liu Bing was still young when he was clean, so the "egg" was naturally not big, and after drying and soaking in oil, it looked like the tail of a fried locust, no wonder Li Su couldn't recognize it.
On top of that, after forty long years, this is not too good for the smell of "eggs".
Although Li Su is a foodie, he is not the kind of idiot who throws everything into his mouth, so looking at these two "oil-soaked eggs", he hesitated.
"To eat or not to eat?"
Eat, Li Su didn't dare, but if he didn't eat, he felt a little pity, so Li Su thought for a while and finally made a witty decision.
"I'll have to find someone to try, I'll eat it if he's okay!"
Thinking of this, Li Su suddenly laughed a little proudly.
"I'm so witty, hahahahaha!"
Li Su laughed, and then put the two oil-soaked eggs back in the small porcelain bottle, and then trotted out of the East Palace.
When Li You ran out, Li Mingda also carried the rabbit cage to the backyard of the East Palace, and showed the little rabbit inside to Gao Ming and Su Wan'er.
"Big brother, sister-in-law, look, little rabbit!"
Seeing Li Mingda's happy appearance, Su Wan'er couldn't help but smile.
"Sure enough, it's a very cute little rabbit, just as cute as our little rabbit, where did this little rabbit come from?"
"Hee-hee, it was the ...... given to me by the sixth brother"
Hearing Li Mingda's words, Gao Ming also laughed.
"Well, this guy finally did a decent thing this time, not bad."
In Gao Ming's opinion, the former Li Su either robbed Li Mingda of fried locusts to eat, or gave her a tiger to play, is this what a normal brother should do?
So now that I see that Li Su sent a pair of rabbits to Li Mingda, Gao Ming's impression of Li Su has changed a lot.
"It seems that this person really has to read, and after reading the book, he is a lot smarter."
However, what Gao Ming didn't expect was that as soon as his words fell, Li Mingda immediately pouted and shook his head.
"This is not from the sixth brother, this is the son of the son with a beautiful little bottle and the sixth brother in exchange!"
"Swapped for a nice little bottle?"
Hearing Li Mingda's words, Gao Ming couldn't help laughing.
"Hahahaha, my little brother will still do business, not bad, yes, then tell the eldest brother, what kind of small bottle did you use to exchange it with your sixth brother?"
"Hmm...... That son said, big brother should not be angry! ”
Speaking of this, Li Mingda suddenly looked at Gao Ming with some worry, and looked at her with some worry, Gao Ming immediately waved his hand boldly.
"Does Big Brother seem to be such a stingy person? Go ahead! ”
"Good!"
Seeing that Gao Ming agreed, Li Mingda nodded happily, and then stretched out his hand to point to the discovery in the study.
"The son is a little rabbit who was exchanged for a small bottle in the eldest brother's study!"
Hearing Li Mingda's words, Gao Ming smiled and nodded again.
"I see, it's with the little bottle in my study, the ...... in my study Uh......"
Speaking of this, Gao Ming's eyes widened suddenly, and then he looked at Li Mingda with a dull expression.
"That...... Little son, tell my brother, is that little bottle a blue-green porcelain bottle? ”
"yes!"
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Mingda immediately laughed.
"It looks like there's something in there, shake it, click it."
“……”
Now Gao Ming is sure that what Li Su took must be Liu Bing's baby!
"I'm in trouble!"
Thinking of this, Gao Ming immediately stood up, and then gently touched Li Mingda's little head.
"Son, you promise my brother, you can't talk about this, if others ask, you must not say that you have seen that little bottle, you know?"
Seeing Gao Ming's serious appearance, Li Mingda immediately nodded.
"Got it!"
Seeing that she agreed, Gao Ming nodded towards Su Wan'er this time.
"Wan'er, I need to go to the sixth child now, you play with your son!"
After saying that, Gao Ming trotted out.
Seeing that Gao Ming was a little anxious, Li Mingda suddenly looked at Su Wan'er with some worry.
"Sister-in-law, is my son in trouble again? The son-in-law didn't mean it...... Woohoo......"
Speaking of this, her big eyes were full of tears, looking at her like this, Su Wan'er suddenly hugged her into her arms with some distress.
"My son doesn't cry, your eldest brother doesn't blame you, he may have encountered some trouble, you just listen to your eldest brother, and in the future, you will treat it as if this incident has not happened, you know?"
"Hmm!"
What Su Wan'er said was indeed right, Gao Ming was really in trouble.
Originally, Gao Ming picked up Liu Bing's baby out of good intentions, but now it seems that it has become a good intention.
"Now I can only hope that Li Su won't do anything stupid, otherwise I can only dump the pot!"
Thinking of this, Gao Ming hurriedly sped up his pace.
Because Gao Ming didn't know where Li Su went, he could only ask the patrolling guards all the way, asking and looking for it, Gao Ming didn't know that at this time Li Su had already come to the gate of the palace with a small bottle.
After arriving at the gate of the palace, Li Su began to look around, as if he was looking for someone, and after about a stick of incense, his eyes suddenly widened in surprise.
"Found it!"
With that, he stood up, then rushed up and put his arms around a man's neck.
"Hehe, Seventh, why did you come, Sixth Brother, I've been waiting for you for a long time!"
At this time, the person who was hugged by Li Su was Li Yun, the king of Jiang, and after he was hugged by Li Su, he immediately showed a look of frustration.
"Six...... Sixth brother, just raise your noble hand and let me go, you really don't blame me for what happened last time, you have beaten me more than a dozen times, haven't you lost your anger? You see, the bruises on my eyes haven't gone away! ”
As soon as Li Yun's words fell, Li Yun suddenly snorted coldly.
"Hmph, don't blame you, who do you blame? Meng Xin's woman is now the eldest brother's concubine, don't you still want me to go to her for revenge? If you have the guts, you can go! ”
“……”
Hearing Li Su's words, Li Yun was about to cry.
"Sixth brother, please spare me, you don't dare, how dare I? The eldest brother even dares to teach the fourth brother a lesson, and it is not like playing with me, sixth brother, for the sake of our brotherhood, you can give me a chance to reform myself! ”
Looking at Li Yun's pitiful look, Li Yun immediately smiled.
"Okay, since you have begged me so, then I will show you the way, and you come with me."
Saying that, Li Su didn't wait for Li Yun to agree, so he hugged him to a small courtyard on the side of the main hall, and then took out a small porcelain bottle from his arms.
"Old Seven, you're lucky this time, this is a good thing I finally got it."
As he spoke, Li Su pulled out the lid of the small porcelain bottle, and then poured out a greasy little ball from it and sent it to Li Yun.
"Come on, Lao Qi, you eat this, as long as you eat it, our grievances will be written off in the future."
"Really?"
Hearing Li Su's words, Li Yun immediately showed a look of interest, but when he saw the greasy little thing in Li Su's hand, he immediately frowned again.
"Sixth brother, this thing can't eat the dead, right?"
As soon as Li Yun's words fell, Li Yun suddenly gave him a blank look.
"How do I know? I haven't eaten it again, hurry up and eat it, if I don't eat it, I'll beat you again next time I see you! ”
Hearing Li Yun's words, Li Yun suddenly shrank his head in fear.
"Okay, I'll eat, if there's anything wrong, Sixth Brother, you must help me call the imperial doctor!"
"Less nonsense, eat fast!"
Seeing Li Yun's fierce and vicious appearance, Li Yun didn't dare to talk nonsense, and hurriedly took the "oil-soaked egg", as soon as his eyes were closed, he threw it into his mouth, and then chewed it with a distorted face.
Shaking his head while chewing.
"It's hard, you can't chew, and it smells weird."
"Really?"
Hearing Li Yun's evaluation, Li Su frowned suspiciously, then poured out another "oil-soaked egg" from the bottle, thought for a while and threw it into his mouth.
But he only chewed it twice, and his face changed.
"Uh...... It's really unpalatable, phew! ”
As soon as Li Su spit out the contents of his mouth, he saw a familiar figure passing by at the gate of the courtyard, and he immediately shouted excitedly.
"Big brother, where are you going, big brother?"
At this time, the person who passed by outside the courtyard was Gao Ming, and when he heard Li Su's voice, he immediately stopped his steps, and then looked at Li Su with an anxious face.
"Sixth, where's the thing?"
"Something? What is it? ”
Looking at Li Su's puzzled look, Gao Ming immediately frowned.
"A small cyan porcelain bottle, the one you exchanged the rabbit for the one you took from the son."
"Oh!"
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Su nodded suddenly in understanding, and then handed the small bottle in his hand to Gao Ming.
"Big brother is not talking about this little bottle."
"That's it!"
Looking at the familiar bottle in Li Su's hand, Gao Ming suddenly snatched it from him excitedly, and his face also showed a relieved expression.
"Thankfully, it's still there."
Li Su looked at Gao Ming's expression, and suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.
"Uh...... Big brother, is there any kind of treasure in this bottle? ”
Looking at the cautious look on Li Su's face, Gao Ming immediately shook his head with a smile.
"It may not be a treasure for us, but for those eunuchs, this should be their most important treasure."
The eunuch's most important treasure?
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Su felt that the ominous premonition in his heart was getting stronger and stronger.