Dong Zhuo was very happy when he heard that Ma Xiaoquan was coming, calculating the time, Ma Xiaoquan promised Dong Zhuo to help Dong Zhuo find medicinal materials for alchemy, and it has been a few months, Dong Zhuo is looking forward to meeting Ma Xiaoquan on the one hand, on the other hand, Dong Zhuo is actually most concerned about his elixir of immortality.

Ma Xiaoquan probably guessed what Dong Zhuo meant, so before entering the palace to see Dong Zhuo, Ma Xiaoquan instructed Miaoyu to go to the pharmacy to grab a few uncommon laxative herbs.

Although the medicinal materials were available, Ma Xiaoquan guessed that Dong Zhuo was likely to secretly order his subordinates to inspect them, so Ma Xiaoquan decided to do something to these medicinal materials first, and then make a good pill in one go.

However, how to do it is a technical job.

However, Ma Xiaoquan has traveled over with the experience of modern people. In modern society, what is the most in the country?

I remembered that when I was watching TV at home before, I suddenly popped up for TV shopping, and there were two passionate men and women in it, and the man yelled: "As long as 998, take something home!" The woman answered: "Add 128, and we will also send electric cake pots" Ma Xiaoquan sighed for a while.

"I didn't expect my Ma Xiaoquan to be fake, hehe" Ma Xiaoquan said, sorted out a few herbs, put them in front of him, and then asked Xiu'er to go to the kitchen to scrape some ash on the bottom of the pot, and asked Miaoyu to ask the horse keeper for a small basin of horse urine, and finally, let Hua Lin secretly go to the pharmacy to buy some croton

After the materials were ready, Ma Xiaoquan began to fake.

A few little girls looked at the materials in front of them and were surprised.

Hua Lin asked, "Brother, what are you doing here?" ”

Ma Xiaoquan asked rhetorically: "Lin'er, you sue Brother Sù, if Brother wants Dong Zhuo to live forever, are you willing?" ”

Hua Lin shook her little head.

Ma Xiaoquan asked Xiu'er and Miaoyu again, and both of them shook their heads.

Ma Xiaoquan asked again: "Then if my brother wants Dong Zhuo to die, are you willing!" ”

Hua Lin opened her clever mouth: "Ah! Brother is so cruel! ”

Because Xiu'er was older and had seen Dong Zhuo's brutality, Xiu'er expressed her willingness.

Miaoyu didn't dare to speak, but looking at her expression, it seemed that she was also acquiescing.

"Hehe" Ma Xiaoquan said with a smile, "My brother is a god and won't harm people, but it's okay to play tricks on the old fat man Dong Then the old fat man Dong wants to ask his brother for the elixir of immortality, can that thing be given to people casually?" Besides, even if you give it, ordinary people may not be able to eat it, if you are not careful, you will be wiped out, so my brother thought of making a few fake medicines to deceive Dong Zhuo"

After Ma Xiaoquan's flickering, a few little girls are also relieved, after all, although they have seen it, but the people around them really want to harm people, and a few little girls still can't bear it.

"Lin'er, you mix the ashes at the bottom of the pot and those herbs together, and mash and crush them with Miaoyu."

"Xiu'er, you peel off the skin of that pile of crotons, and pick and pound it by the way."

Miaoyu asked, "Brother Shangxian, what are you doing?" ”

Ma Xiaoquan grinned: "Of course I watched your brother." ”

"Oh, you're so nasty!"

"Brother doesn't do anything, Raippi"

"yes, brother Raippi"

Ma Xiaoquan was helpless, so he had to point to the basin of horse urine: "Then I'm responsible for serving horse urine, right?" ”

A few little girls nodded their little heads and said in unison: "This is a good brother!" ”

Ma Xiaoquan: ""

After the division of labor was completed, the three little girls rolled up their sleeves and got to work, and within an hour, the three little girls had done their jobs well. Ma Xiaoquan looked at the prepared materials in front of him and was very satisfied.

"Brother, you haven't said yet, what are you going to do with that horse pee?"

Ma Xiaoquan's face flushed, and he said to the three little girls: "You guys, you go out, brother, I'm going to cast a spell, no one can see it in the process of casting a spell, otherwise you will see bad things."

The three little girls refused to give up, and refused to go out.

Ma Xiao said anxiously: "This spell is to be naked." ”

Miaoyu and Hua Lin blushed and sighed at the same time.

After all, Xiu'er has gone through personnel and has seen a man's body, so she didn't panic too much, but said: "Brother, I've seen a man's body, but I haven't seen a fairy's body yet."

Ma Xiaoquan was helpless, so he had to beg these aunts and grandmothers to go out. It was easy to coax out the door, and Ma Xiaoquan immediately closed the door to death.

Inside the house, Ma Xiaoquan looked at the basin of horse urine, and suddenly remembered the "Journey to the West" he watched when he was a child, in which Sun Wukong was so tricky, but he didn't expect that Ma Xiaoquan himself would come to such a hand today, thinking about it, Ma Xiaoquan felt funny.

Without saying a word, Ma Xiaoquan poured the ground medicine powder into the horse urine, and then poured the croton picked by Xiu'er into it together.

The horse urine was very angry, and after a while, the anger filled the whole room.

Ma Xiaoquan endured the bad smell, and kept stirring the horse urine with the prepared chopsticks.

After about two hours, a well-mixed pot of horse urine mud was ready.

Ma Xiaoquan opened the door with a basin, and outside the door, the three little girls covered their noses and looked at Ma Xiaoquan in surprise.

"Shame, brother, what the hell are you doing?"

Ma Xiaoquan didn't bother to explain, and said to the three little girls: "Come, I will rub the pill with your brother." ”

When the three little girls heard this, they immediately ran.

"You" Ma Xiaoquan was very helpless, so he had to do it himself, and he simply kneaded a basin of horse urine mud into 20 balls of similar size, dark color, and taste.

Looking at his "perverted" results, Ma Xiaoquan couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "I~~ Fuck, if this Dong Zhuo can eat this thing, I will fucking convince him." ”

The current process is not completely completed, and Ma Xiaoquan also knows that Dong Zhuo is likely to suspect such a thing, so Ma Xiaoquan decided to continue to whitewash these so-called "elixirs of immortality".

He asked Xiu'er for some rouge gouache, and asked Miaoyu to pick some fresh petals, and finally, asked Hua Lin to mash these rouge gouache and fresh petals and mix them into spices.

"It's so fragrant, brother, you're so smart!"

Ma Xiaoquan smiled, he didn't expect that the taste of mixing rouge gouache and fresh petals was so good.

After the spices were ready, Ma Xiaoquan poured the spices into the water in one go, and then he secretly went to the roof and dried the 20 balls in the sun for a day and a night.

On the third day, Ma Xiaoquan went to the roof again and took down the balls.

After a day and a night of exposure to the sun and air drying, these balls have become much harder.

Ma Xiaoquan sprayed the spice water that had been prepared on these balls for no less than twenty times in a row. After spraying, continue to air dry the meatballs.

After another two days, the air-dried balls have basically lost their breath, if you don't get close and smell carefully, you really can't smell it, on the contrary, these balls emit bursts of floral fragrance, but it is a bit unbelievable.

Xiu'er, Miaoyu, and Hua Lin looked at Ma Xiaoquan's masterpieces in the past few days, and they were all speechless.

Ma Xiaoquan wiped the sweat on his head, and said in his heart: Fortunately, the dead old man Wang Yun has not come back in the past few days, otherwise I wouldn't dare to do this, otherwise let the dead old man see it, and I won't cry for a long time?

That afternoon, Wang Yun finally returned.

"Lord Shangxian, I heard that you have been refining the elixir of immortality for Dong Zhuo in the past few days?"

Ma Xiaoquan was shocked, but his expression was very calm: "It was the housekeeper who sued you, right?" ”

Wang Yun's old face turned red, and he secretly waved his hand and sent the housekeeper down.

Ma Xiaoquan said: "It's okay to sue you, these pills are actually just pills!" ”

"Dan embryo?"

Ma Xiaoquan said: "That's right, it's a Dan embryo, this elixir, it must be calcined using the pure Yang Flame of the Nine Heavens, and the failure rate is very high. ”

Wang Yun blushed and asked, "So, Lord Shangxian, can you eat this Dan embryo?" ”

Ma Xiaoquan's heart moved, and he immediately understood what Wang Yun meant, and lied: "Of course you can eat it, but this elixir is far worse than the elixir, for example, the elixir can make people immortal, and this elixir can only make people live for ten years." ”

"Ten years?" Wang Yun was excited.

You must know that since moving to Chang'an, Dong Zhuo has not taken care of the government very much, and some trivial matters in ordinary times have been handed over to Wang Yun to do.

Wang Yun once thought that it would be great if he gave himself another ten years.

With a "plop", Wang Yun fell to his knees and burst into tears in an instant.

"Lord Situ, what do you mean by this?"

Wang Yun cried: "Lord Shangxian, don't you know, my health has been very bad recently, I have a genetic disease in my family, as long as I reach the age of 55, I will die, I don't want to die."

Ma Xiaoquan opened his mouth and said in his heart: You old man is too good at making up, don't you just want to ask me for a pill, as for pretending to be 13 like this?

Ma Xiaoquan said: "Lord Situ, don't worry, these pills also have your share." ”

Wang Yun was overjoyed, and hurriedly hugged Ma Xiaoquan's thigh, and kept muttering that Ma Xiaoquan was his living father

It was easy to get Wang Yun, Ma Xiaoquan hurriedly returned to his house and instructed Wang Yun to prepare 20 exquisite boxes of the same size, each box was made of fine rosewood zuò, this thing, with Wang Yun's current status, it would not be a problem to prepare 100.

After the box was ready, Ma Xiaoquan took chopsticks and put the pill into the box. No way, although this thing smells pretty good now, it's actually still stuff like horse pee croton.

After everything was ready, Ma Xiaoquan gave Wang Yun one.

Looking at Wang Yun's expression holding the pill, Ma Xiaoquan was also secretly refreshed in his heart.

"Lord Situ, I forgot to tell you something!"

Wang Yun, who got carried away, came back to his senses and said respectfully: "Lord Shangxian, please speak!" ”

Ma Xiaoquan lied to Wang Yun and said: "This pill must be left for 1 year before it can be taken because it is just a pill embryo, if you eat it now, it will have no effect at all, but it may have abdominal pain and diarrhea." ”

Wang Yun nodded and agreed.