[040] Because of the pill ......
Ma Xiaoquan actually didn't expect that these horse urine pills made by himself would later become a must for some princes to fight, if Ma Xiaoquan knew about it earlier, he would not regret not doing more at the beginning.
After encapsulating all the pills, Ma Xiaoquan took Wang Yun's carriage and rushed to Changle Palace.
In the Changle Palace, Dong Zhuo was pacing with broken steps, very anxious.
It's been a few days, and the Shangxian Lord said that he was coming, and after so long, there was no one in sight, Dong Zhuo had sent someone to Situ Mansion to ask, but the result was that the Shangxian Lord was cultivating, and no one was allowed to disturb him for the time being.
There was no way, Dong Zhuo had to wait.
However, Dong Zhuo has not been idle these days, and the gold and silver treasures looted from Luoyang, Dong Zhuo are concentrated in a place called Crane Dock.
This dock was built by Dong Zhuo in order to hoard treasures and grains, the height and thickness of the wall of the dock reached seven zhang, and Dong Zhuo also turned the dock into a place where he went to court, if he didn't want to see Ma Xiaoquan, Dong Zhuo would not come to Changle Palace.
When he was in a hurry, someone came to report that there was a person who claimed to be an immortal and asked to see Dong Zhuo.
Dong Zhuo kicked the subordinate down and scolded: "Dog's day's things, don't they have eyes? That's Lord Shangxian, hurry up and invite me. ”
The subordinate was kicked by Dong Zhuo, and he was very unhappy, but he didn't dare to say anything, so he had to hold his breath and go out to greet Ma Xiaoquan.
Outside the palace, Ma Xiaoquan saw that the subordinate was unhappy, and he didn't think much about it, so he directly gave the subordinate a silver ingot.
"Lord Immortal, you are"
Ma Xiaoquan smiled: "This immortal is not a person in the world, these things are not needed, give you one, take it back and take care of your family!" ”
The subordinate wanted to kneel after hearing this, but Ma Xiaoquan hurriedly supported the subordinate and asked, "What is your name?" ”
This subordinate said: "Little Zhao Er." ”
"Zhao Er? Oh, well, this immortal remembers you! ”
Zhao Er introduced Ma Xiaoquan into Changle Palace.
In the palace, Dong Zhuo was already sweating profusely in a hurry, and when he saw Ma Xiaoquan coming, he hurriedly stepped forward and asked for warmth.
Ma Xiaoquan was taken aback by Dong Zhuo's enthusiasm, but he also knew that Dong Zhuo was actually asking about the elixir in disguise.
Ma Xiaoquan didn't break it, and deliberately chatted with Dong Zhuo about some household things that he didn't have, but he didn't talk to Dong Zhuo about the elixir.
Finally, Dong Zhuo couldn't help it anymore and said, "Lord Shangxian, I'm those"
Ma Xiaoquan was deliberately surprised, and then patted his head and said: "Oh, I'm really embarrassed, Xiao Dong, I almost forgot about this, I'm ready, it's all in the car, I'm going to get it for you!" ”
Dong Zhuo got up and said, "Don't bother, Lord Shangxian, I'll let Feng Xian go and get it, go to the adult's car and get it." ”
Lu Bu, who was beside Dong Zhuo, nodded helplessly.
Dong Zhuo saw that Lu Bu was far away, and quietly asked Ma Xiaoquan: "Lord Shangxian, how many of your pills are there?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan said with a haha: "It's not much, just take it and you'll know." ”
Outside the palace, Lu Bu looked reluctant, thinking about such a thing, and ordered his subordinates to take it. But when he carefully asked Situ Mansion's entourage, he was surprised.
"What? Are you saying that these are the elixirs of immortality that the Immortal Lord refined for his father-in-law? ”
How dare the subordinates of Situ Mansion hide it in front of Lu Bu, although he heard it at the time, but if there was really no such thing, he didn't dare to talk nonsense.
Lu Bu asked again, "How much has Lord Shangxian prepared?" ”
The subordinate replied: "Master Hou, the little one doesn't know, the little one only knows that Lord Shangxian put these pills, one box each, and then put these boxes in this box." ”
Lu Bu sighed, and he had a bad thought.
"You go down, I came to get those pills on the orders of my father-in-law, just give them to me."
The subordinates didn't dare to say anything, and handed over the box containing the pill to Lu Bu.
Lu Bu took the pill, his eyebrows moved, and he left without thinking.
Walking to a place where there was no one, Lu Bu secretly opened the box and counted the pills in the box.
"Nineteen? So much, if I take one or two, I don't think my father-in-law will blame me, well, I'll take one myself, give one to Xian'er, uh-huh, that's it. ”
Lu Bu said, took out two boxes containing pills from the box, and then rearranged the boxes inside the box and closed the door
When Lu Bu brought the box to Dong Zhuo, Dong Zhuo was also taken aback, he thought that the elixir of immortality was enough, but he didn't expect it to be so much.
"Lord Immortal, this is"
Ma Xiaoquan told Dong Zhuo what he had deceived Wang Yun before.
After Dong Zhuo heard this, he said with a little regret: "It turns out that you can only extend your life for ten years." ”
Lu Bu was also very disappointed, he thought that one could live forever, but after listening to the words of Lord Shangxian, he knew that a pill could only extend his life by ten years, and he knew that it was better to steal a few more.
Dong Zhuo asked Ma Xiaoquan: "Lord Shangxian, how many pills do you have?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan originally wanted to say a total of 19, but when he found that Lu Bu secretly winked at him, he immediately said haha: "Xiao Dong, this immortal is on a whim, and he didn't count it carefully after refining, you can open it and take a look yourself." ”
Dong Zhuo opened the box and counted the pills in the box.
"Seventeen?" Dong Zhuo was excited, this is a lifespan of one hundred and seventy years.
Ma Xiaoquan hit the railway while it was hot: "The alchemy technique of this immortal is not advanced enough, so I have refined some more, these pills, you call it the elixir of immortality, or the elixir of longevity, in short, Xiao Dong, you take it every 10 years, and after waiting for one hundred and seventy years, the alchemy technology of this immortal should be able to help you refine the real elixir of immortality."
Ma Xiaoquan's words, Dong Zhuo's heart was surging.
In the past, the first emperor Qin Wang Yingzheng had always dreamed of immortality, but today in front of him Dong Zhuo, it turned out to be so easy to get Dong Zhuo The more excited Dong Zhuo became, his restless heart began to plan the entire Han Dynasty
Ma Xiaoquan saw that the effect had been achieved, and he glanced at Lu Bu meaningfully, Lu Bu was grateful, but he lowered his head shyly, not daring to make a sound.
"Okay, Xiao Dong, I'm leaving, recently this immortal is practicing a thaumaturgy, it's very critical, if there's nothing to do, don't come and bother me, as for this elixir, you can't eat it yet, you can only eat it after a year, do you understand?"
Dong Zhuo didn't understand and asked why?
Ma Xiaoquan explained: "Didn't you say it just now, this is a Dan embryo, and you have to absorb some sun and moon essence, if you eat it now, not only will it have no effect, but it may cause abdominal pain and diarrhea, you understand this time." ”
Before Dong Zhuo could explain it, Lu Bu spoke first: "Understood!" ”
Dong Zhuo glanced at Lu Bu: "This Shangxian Lord asked me, what are you talking about?" ”
Lu Bu blushed and remained silent.
Dong Zhuo was very happy because he got the elixir, and he didn't care much about Lu Bu's words, so he sent Lu Bu to send Ma Xiaoquan out of the palace.
Outside the palace, Lu Bu bowed deeply to Ma Xiaoquan and said, "Thank you, Lord Shangxian!" ”
Ma Xiaoquan shook his head and said: "Lu Bu, this immortal knows that you are under your father-in-law, and you are also very unsatisfactory, fortunately for you, if you are unhappy, go to Situ Mansion to find Lord Wang Yunwang."
After Ma Xiaoquan finished speaking, he got into the carriage, leaving Lu Bu alone and standing dumbfounded
Back at Situ Mansion, Ma Xiaoquan saw Wang Yun crying very sadly.
"Lord Situ, what's wrong with you?"
Wang Yun replied: "The elixir given to me by Lord Shangxian is gone."
"Gone?" Ma Xiaoquan also felt strange and asked, "I've only been out for a while, how can I disappear?" ”
Wang Yun also looked depressed: "Xiaomin doesn't know, Xiaomin put it very hidden, but it's gone." ”
Ma Xiaoquan asked, "Have you checked everything in the house?" ”
Wang Yundao: "I have checked it all, and no one in the house knows about it." ”
Ma Xiaoquan couldn't explain it for a while, so he had to lie: "Lord Situ, did you take out that pill?" ”
Wang Yun was stunned for a moment and nodded.
Ma Xiaoquan clapped his hands and said: "This is your mistake, although this pill is a pill embryo, but once it is taken out, it will have spiritual sense, if you don't catch it, you may run away" The more Ma Xiaoquan said, the more he said, the more he said, Wang Yun was stunned.
"Lord Shangxian, now that the elixir is gone, what should I do?"
Ma Xiaoquan waved his hand: "I can't refine the pills, do you know that it is difficult for me to get those alchemy herbs?" ”
As soon as Ma Xiaoquan said this, the three little girls around him, Xiu'er, Miaoyu and Hua Lin, couldn't help laughing.
"Presumptuous!" Ma Xiaoquan reacted quickly enough, reprimanded a few little girls and said, "Is it funny that Lord Situ lost the elixir?" Yes? You all go back to the house for me, and from today onwards, I will not be allowed to go out of the house for 2 days, and if I don't obey, I will blast out. ”
A few little girls were startled, but they didn't expect the consequences of laughing so strictly, so they hurriedly and quietly didn't dare to say anything more.
Reprimanded a few little girls, Ma Xiaoquan comforted Wang Yun and said: "Lord Situ, don't be sad, if you lose it, you will lose it, when the immortal has time to go out to find medicinal materials, remember to refine a few for you." ”
When Wang Yun heard this, he burst into tears and laughed: "Lord Shangxian, you must give me a few more." ”
Ma Xiaoquan pretended to agree to Wang Yun.
Outside the Situ Mansion, a low wall.
Three people crouched under the low wall, one of whom was holding a delicate rosewood box.
"Big brother, this thing just stole out of Situ's mansion, I overheard the people of Situ's mansion say that the demon Dao in the mansion refined a batch of elixirs, and they were all given to Dong thief, and the only one in the mansion was stolen by me from Wang Yun's old man's house, or else, let's"
A burly man said in a low voice: "No, since this thing is an elixir, it is not trivial, let's take it back and show it to the patriarch." ”
"Good!"
The burly man looked at the high wall of Situ Mansion and said to himself puzzledly: "This demon Dao, why is he refining the elixir, is he good or bad?" ”
Another said: "Big brother, the second lady in the house, should we?" ”
The eldest brother said: "Don't use it for the time being, look at the demon road seems to be good to the second lady, and, now the war is in chaos, the second miss is also a lot safer by this demon road, but you, if you didn't see the plum blossom brand of the second miss last time, I'm afraid you would have made a big mistake." Let's go, show this elixir to the patriarch, and then talk." ”
"Hmm!"
Dock.
Dong Zhuo played with a delicate rosewood box in his hand, couldn't put it down, and hummed twice from time to time.
"This immortal is really good, give me 17 elixirs at once, this elixir is enough to extend my life for 170 years, great"
Dong Zhuo was muttering to himself while shaking his fat head.
Lu Bu was by Dong Zhuo's side and was very depressed.
He was depressed that he should have stolen a few more before, so that he would not be so happy to see his father-in-law now, Lu Bu thought: 170 years later, I will die a long time ago, but my father-in-law is still alive, this is too ironic
Lu Bu secretly made up his mind that as long as he had the opportunity, he must go to the Situ Mansion to meet the Immortal Master and beg the Immortal Lord to give him a few more pills
At night, Lu Bu was really depressed, and after waiting for Dong Zhuo to go to bed, he secretly went to the back wing room to find his old friend.
"Xian'er, it's me, I'm your dear"
The door of the back wing room creaked open, and Lu Bu squeezed in sideways.
In the room, after a while, the voices of men and women were heard
After the clouds and rain in Wushan, Lu Bu hugged the beauty in his arms and kept sighing.
"Why is the general sighing like this?"
Lu Bu shook his head and said: "I think I didn't hesitate to risk my life for my father-in-law, who knew that he got seventeen elixirs by himself, and I, not one, I have it myself, or I secretly hid it, you say I'm uncomfortable or not."
"General, where is the elixir?"
Lu Bu smiled and pinched the arm of the beauty in his arms and said, "Don't worry, I stole two, one for me and one for you, but you can't take it until a year later, so don't worry, hey!" ”
Xian'er sighed as she looked at the man next to her pillow, and couldn't help complaining: "Won't the Taishi reward you with one and a half?" ”
Lu Bu shook his head.
Xian'er said boldly: "Then the general might as well steal a few more." ”
Lu Bu said helplessly: "How can it be so easy, my father-in-law puts these pills next to my pillow every day, and I have to count them when I come back from the last toilet, and my father-in-law said that as long as there is one missing, I will have to be punished." ”
Xian'er was unconvinced and said: "Then it's better for you to snatch it from him!" ”
As soon as Xian'er said this, Lu Bu was shocked: "Xian'er, don't say this!" ”
Xian'er didn't think so, pouted and said, "Has the general forgotten?" A few days ago, because of a trivial matter, the Taishi still threw you with a halberd, if you hadn't hid in time and almost injured your life, would these generals have forgotten? ”
Lu Bu was silent.
Xian'er continued: "Although the general escaped the Taishi's blow, his arm was still scratched, and the general's injury was still bandaged by Xian'er, have these generals forgotten it?" ”
Lu Bu's heart was moved.
Xian'er cried in a low voice: "Xian'er was forcibly taken out of her hometown by the Taishi and became his slave girl, Xian'er's body was also defiled by him, if Xian'er didn't meet the general, Xian'er wouldn't know what to do, but the general and Xian'er are so unclear, Xian'er is very sad Xian'er is really"
Before Xian'er finished speaking, Lu Bu covered Xian'er's mouth and coaxed: "Okay, my good Xian'er, I will think about it, be obedient, don't cry, don't cry."
When Lu Bu came out of the back room, he bent his waist and looked around to see if there was anyone, so he slipped out proudly, but he didn't know that in the dark not far away, there was a beautiful woman squatting, this beautiful woman looked at Lu Bu's disappearing figure, gritted her silver teeth and murmured: "Liu Xian'er, you dare to hook up with the righteous son of the Taishi, your courage is not small."
PS: Chapter 40, 4400 words, fractions are not counted, small and desperate for collections, clicks, flowers.