Come and see me

The so-called tantric music does not necessarily exist in the form of "recitals" or "letters", it can also be a package.

When Xiao Mian came in, she was carrying a package in her hand, and then when she finished speaking, she found that the package had reached the hands of the Holy Queen.

When the holy queen opened the package, she saw a letter lying inside at first glance, and the envelope had a special seal for the Supervision Department of the Great Zhou Jianghu, which was sent back from Jinling by the great detective Di Renjie.

Just by thinking about it, she didn't even need to open the envelope, and the contents of the letter were already clear to her.

The whole letter is not very much, and aside from the useless nonsense that praises the wisdom of the Holy Queen, there are probably only four words left: All well.

The new Jinling Inspector has taken office - smoothly.

Although he is an ordinary person, he has done a good job, even better than Weichen expected - smooth.

The rivers and lakes of Jinling are calm, and the law and order are good - smooth.

Jinling Baijia Liquor changed its surname to "Lan Kwai Fong" overnight - Shun ...... Well, it didn't go well, it was a bit more than expected.

Like this kind of routine secret music, the Holy Queen has already seen it countless times, nodding her head, indicating that I have read it, and then there is nothing else to say, even the magnificent "Lan Kwai Fong Wine Chain" has not moved her half a point.

At this moment, all her attention was already drawn to another item in the package.

That's a book.

She had been reading that book for twenty days, and even a moment before she took the package, she had another 99.9 percent identical book in her other hand.

The difference of 0.1 percent is on the cover.

The cover of the book in the hand of the Holy Queen is incomplete, but the one sent back by the Great Detective is complete, with a line of words clearly printed on it: The Legend of Mortal Cultivation of Immortals, by Bai He.

"Mortal...... Cultivating Immortals...... Biography, White River...... Book. ”

The mystery that had been shrouded in her heart for more than half a month was finally revealed, and the holy queen looked at the words completed on the cover, and the jade fingers holding the scroll quietly clenched: "...... It turned out to be him. ”

"This Baihe is a bit capable, Mei Niang, you really didn't see the wrong person." Xiao Mian said with a smile.

The Holy Queen didn't say a word, but smiled slightly.

The first time she heard the name "White River" was on the top of the Forbidden City, from Li Bai's mouth. It was also that time that she realized that Li Bai had found an opportunity to break through because of this name.

Although she hadn't seen herself, she had already remembered the name - someone who could be worthy of Li Bai's arrogance and did not hesitate to hand it over was indeed qualified to be remembered by her, even if it was just an ordinary person.

Then I remembered that on the same day, Di Renjie Aiqing mentioned it on the secret recital, saying that he signed a contract with this Baihe and built a winery.

The second time I heard the name "Baihe", it was still on the secret music of Di Renjie, the patrol envoy of the rivers and lakes.

The amount of information on the secret note is a bit large, and it not only mentions Baihe as a person, but also mentions his wine, his poems, his wine tasting conferences, and his "Jianghu Governance Strategy".

It was precisely because of this secret letter that she decisively promoted Baihe to the next Jinling inspector.

And now, for the third time in the book, I see the name.

"This white river...... What a ghost! ”

Xiao Mian thought about it sideways, and then said, "...... Bai He, eighteen years old, of unknown origin, is suspected to be after Bai Jigeng, a scholar of the former dynasty. appeared in Jinling five years ago, and Lin Feng, the late head of the Lin family, recruited him as a member, and his fiancée was Lin Wanqing, the current owner of the True Martial Qi Domain, who has lived in Jinling since then. ”

It is rumored that this person suffered a great change in his childhood, so that he lost his mind and behaved differently from ordinary people, and the world called him an idiot. Until two months ago, he was slapped out of the door by the second miss of the Lin family, and then ......"

She suddenly glanced at the Holy Queen, "...... I mistakenly hit Mei Niang, you hit a divine thunder, and since then I have lost my memory, but at the same time, I suddenly opened my mind. Making liquor, building a distillery, holding a drinking party, and settling a friendship with Li Bai, etc., all began to appear after that day. And now, he shocked Jinling with the book of the Legend of Mortal Cultivation of Immortals......"

A name that can be remembered by the Holy Queen, as the most unruly little palace maid in the Great Zhou, Xiao Mian has of course already cleaned up the old bottom of Baihe. After she talked about Baihe's life endlessly, she suddenly asked: "Anyway, Mei Niang, I only know that your god thunder is invincible in the world, but I don't know that there is still the effect of enlightening people?" ”

"Forehead......" The smile of the Holy Queen suddenly stiffened slightly, but it immediately returned to its naturalness.

It's embarrassing to say.

On the day when the White River crossed, she happened to be looking at Jinling from the Gan Terrace, and suddenly heard a Fanbang barbarian making a big statement, advocating the uselessness of women, so she sent him to see the gods with a thunderbolt.

Anyway, if you are not the people of Da Zhou, if you die, you will die, and you should step on an ant to death.

But what she didn't expect was that there was a white river standing next to her. The so-called "mistaken" Yunyun is actually a statement that Xiaomian pasted gold, and it is clear that he lost his hand......

Fortunately, he ate a thunder on himself, and he didn't do anything except that his hair shrugged a little, but he also "opened up", which can be regarded as a blessing in disguise.

"Ahem."

At this time, seeing that the holy queen was silent, Xiao Mian was very interested and did not continue to ask, but changed her tone and asked again: "Mei Niang, you said that this book gave you a lot of inspiration, now that you know that this book is from Bai He's hand, why don't you send someone to Jinling to ask him to come back and talk?" ”

"......" The Holy Queen was silent for a while when she heard this, and suddenly hesitated: "Wouldn't it be good?" After all, I am the honor of the Ninety-Five, if I make a big fuss because of just one book, wouldn't I laugh at the world? ”

"Then you're hungry." Xiaomian Road.

"......" the holy queen was silent again. She looked at the two books in her hand that were as similar as 99.9 percent, and her jade fingers clenched quietly again.

After half a ring, she suddenly floated out and went straight to the Gan terrace.

There have always been rumors among the people that Gan Terrace is a place to observe the will of heaven and enlighten public opinion, which is actually not a rumor, but a real thing.

I saw that after the Holy Queen went up to the Gan Terrace, the air suddenly fell silent, and then the sound of wind and rain and the sound of reading entered the Holy Ear.

A moment later, a muffled thunderous voice sounded over Jinling.

"Baihe, come and see me!"

……

……

After sending off the great detective that day, Bai He's life got back on track - if it was normal to be watched every time he went out, and then he had to rely on three rolls of fangs and sharp mouths to solve the siege.

Sleep every day when you are full, go shopping and walk the dog when you are full, flirt with the little maid when you are free, and then engage in creation with Meng Dashen regularly and quantitatively every day, and occasionally there will be a few Jinling inspectors who are disguised and modified to come to report on the affairs of the rivers and lakes as a spice, and the small life does not know how moisturizing.

And then......

And then it suddenly blew up the sky!

The saint said "White River, come quickly, God will see me!" ", let the entire sky of Jinling explode! Oh no, not only did the sky explode, but even the ground shook.

In the past two years, the Holy Queen has often had thunder sound descend into the world, and the people of the Great Zhou have long been surprised, but ...... But my God! It is the first time that someone who has been named and asked to face the saint like this now, except for Mr. Qinglian Li Bai!

The question is......

White River? Is it the newly appointed Jinling Inspector Baihe?

- It's him, there doesn't seem to be a second Baihe in the entire Jinling.

But why did the Holy Queen point out to see him?

- Probably ...... What the hell do you ask me, who do I ask?

"Click", in Yao's mansion in the north of the city, Yao Gongzi was the first to kneel.

"Daddy! Why?! ”

He ran to find his father, Lord Yao, and said with envy and jealousy: "That Baihe is just one, a slut, why does the Holy Queen want to see him by name instead of me?!" ”

On the night of the second lady's departure, he strictly followed his father's instructions and stopped provoking Baihe, and wholeheartedly tried to win over and make friends with people in the rivers and lakes, but unfortunately, there was no achievement at all.

As soon as the second lady came out of the customs, Baihe's book that day immediately attracted the attention of the entire Jinling, including the rivers and lakes. Everyone is "cultivating immortals" and "crossing the catastrophe" when they open their mouths and close their mouths, how can they still have the heart to make up the bad things that people in the rivers and lakes often do?

Immediately afterwards, the stubble of the printing agency was stolen, and Baihe took office with honor, which made the entire Jinling rivers and lakes breezy and unprosperous.

Since there is no struggle, where is the co-optation?

"This, this ......" Lord Yao's heart also trembled.

He has been an official for decades, and he has never met the Holy Queen once, and now, Bai He has only been in Jinling for five years, and the Holy Queen has personally named him to see him, which is really ...... It's really ......

"Perhaps...... Maybe it's because his new official took office, and the Holy Queen asked him to return to Beijing to report on his work? After all, the Holy Queen has always been relatively close to the rivers and lakes, and he made such a feat a few days ago......"

He comforted his son so much, and he comforted himself so much.

"Maybe......" Yao Gongzi wasted a lot of effort to accept this far-fetched reason that an idiot would believe.

In the past, Bai He didn't even pay a trace of attention, but now, the two seem to be going to be reversed. What an honor, O face saint! Bai He was only eighteen years old and was already about to face the saint, or the kind that the holy queen personally nominated to see, and the future was so ambitious that you can imagine. And what about yourself? After the New Year, he will be twenty-five, but he has not even entered the palace once......

As soon as he thought of this, Yao Gongzi's heart ached.

The Holy Queen's call not only made Jinling blow up the sky, but also seemed to change the sky...... This Jinling, I'm afraid I'm going to have the surname Lin from now on!

The reactions of Yao Gongzi and Lord Yao were fierce, the reactions of Jinling City were also fierce, and the Lin family, who was at the center of the whirlpool, was about to boil.

"Young master, young master! Wake up......"

In this era, the time of the imperial court was about five o'clock in the morning, and the ability and speed of the Holy Queen to deal with affairs were many times faster than that of the emperor in the world of "technology to the right", so when the Holy Queen issued the "system announcement", it was actually between seven and eight o'clock in the morning.

At this time, Bai He was still teasing Zhou Gong and his daughter as always, but today's progress was more tragic, and he was woken up by Xiao Lori as soon as he lifted the veil before he had time to see it clearly.

"Why are you ...... so early" He opened his eyes vaguely, and then saw that in the morning light, little Lori was standing in front of the bed with her hands covering her face, and a sentence came out from behind her palms: "The Holy Queen wants to see you!" Hurry up......"

"What?" Bai He looked confused.

The Holy Queen wants to see us? How can it be! It's a dream, isn't it...... Well, it must be a dream!

Snore......

He yawned and fell back on, back asleep.

If it were usual, Xiao Lori might still indulge his little willfulness, but this time the situation was too serious, and she would never have connived at it, so she ......

Poof!

"Ahh It's itchy isn't it! ”

Half a bucket of cold water splashed down, Bai He screamed, and instantly exploded, but before he could react, a person suddenly flew in from outside the door.

"You dead man!"

The second young lady arrived casually, and she didn't care about Baihe's smooth and slippery "carcass", so she directly grabbed his ear and shouted: "The Holy Queen just summoned you to Shendu with a thunderous sound, and you still have the heart to sleep here?" Get up for me! ”

"Ahh

The exclamation suddenly turned into a scream.

A minute later.

Bai He was almost carried upside down by the second miss and flew to the front hall, except for a sheet wrapped in a sheet like a zongzi, he didn't even have a piece of clothing, which shows how anxious the second miss was.

Going to the front hall, Mrs. Lin, Fourth Master, Uncle Shen, Zhi Niang, Sanniang, Uncle Tie, Aunt Rong, Linglong and other high-level officials of the Lin Mansion have already gathered, in addition, there are many famous or unnamed side family heads, a huge front hall, actually full of people, not even enough chairs to sit.

As soon as people saw the second lady carrying Baihe in, they were stunned, and then they wanted to laugh a little, but the atmosphere was too serious and they couldn't laugh, and their faces were a little cramped for a while.

"Qing'er, you are really!" Mrs. Lin glanced at the second lady reproachfully, and stretched out her hand to wrap Bai He tighter, so as not to let his spring light leak out, and then she scattered the people who were watching the excitement outside the door, and then closed the door and asked Bai He very carefully: "He'er, tell everyone honestly, have you been in trouble in the house recently?" ”

"Trouble, trouble?" Bai He didn't look confused this time, he was confused all over.

"I still need to ask, it must be that as soon as he took office, he instructed Li Yuanfang to hang up the hundreds of heroes in the rivers and lakes, and ...... He also took off their clothes, which was so bad that even the Holy Queen couldn't see it, and asked him to go to Beijing to ask for his guilt! ”

The second young lady said quietly, suddenly twisted his bare arm, and said angrily: "You dead man! Can't you stop it? Everyone has been busy these days, and if you don't look at you, you'll start to go wild, isn't it......"

"I, I...... What the hell are you talking about? "Shirakawa was about to cry.

My ears hurt, and the second miss twisted it, and now my arm hurts again, and the second miss twisted it. That's it, beating is kissing and scolding is love, and it's not happy if you don't fight for a day, but in front of everyone, you're only wrapped in a sheet, and it's all a vacuum below!

This is really too "open", and you can't let people live?

It's early in the morning, what are you making a fuss about? We were still sleeping, and you suddenly arrested me, and as soon as you opened your mouth, you asked me if I was in trouble, right......

Could it be that in this world, April Fool's Day is one of the traditional festivals in China?