Chapter 199 "Hello, I'm Xiao Mian."
At this time, there was no wind in the hall, but Bai He was a little messy, and he was tried by three halls in a vacuum.
At this time, he finally came back to his senses, and he was not dreaming just now, but the Holy Queen really swiped a "system announcement" to let him go to Beijing to see the driver.
"Wait!"
It doesn't matter if April Fool's Day is the first in China, but at this moment, Baihe is resolutely not a fool. At this time, he saw that the second lady was about to reach out and twist it again, so he hurriedly shouted, and then continued: "Qing'er, everyone, I think you are too nervous?" Even if the Holy Queen wants to see me by name, it doesn't mean that I am in trouble, and it may be a good thing? β
Hey?
As soon as these words came out, the hall suddenly fell silent.
The second young lady retracted her finger and said strangely: "With your dead nature, what good can you do, worthy of the Holy Queen personally asking you to meet the driver?" β
"Uh-huh, the second lady has a point!" The stewards nodded their heads in deep agreement.
It's no wonder they have such thoughts, because although this uncle has opened up and understood something, his personality is really too bad.
Let's not talk about the far ones, such as instructing Li Yuanfang to strip people and pigs (Bai He burst into tears: That's really not what I instructed...... Let's talk about the nearest one.
You see, it has been more than half a month since the big housekeeper Linglong returned home, and as soon as she returned home, she immediately held a family meeting...... Phew, it was just a pit filling meeting to wipe my uncle's buttocks, and then the entire Lin Mansion was so busy that his feet didn't touch the ground in order to fill the pit for him, and he didn't even have the time to drink saliva. But this uncle is good, with a flick of his big sleeves, he directly said "those who can work hard" and pretended that he didn't exist. Every day, I either walk the dog or flirt with my sister.,Occasionally, when I'm free, I'll engage in creation with that Meng Shenji.,Ignore all the things in the house.γ
If that's all there is to it, you can comfort yourself with "you need inspiration to create". But it's ......
The book "The Legend of Mortal Cultivation of Immortals" roared, this product obviously has millions of words in his hand, but he just let everyone urge him to break his liver and intestines, and the people of Jinling are also looking forward to the length of their necks, but he is stunned and refuses to reveal half a word.
The most outrageous thing is that he didn't even take care of his own people, so he first sent 200,000 words to Di Renjie...... Even if it's my own uncle, I have to hate it to the point of itching!
"You ......"
Seeing everyone's expressions, Bai He couldn't cry or laugh, and he felt like he was lifting a stone and hitting his own feet.
The conscience of heaven and earth, in order to enrich the spare time life of the people of Da Zhou, we did not hesitate to sacrifice a large number of brain cells to write a book, and we had to endure your urging every day.
At this time, suddenly a voice sounded faintly: "...... If I have to say that Brother Bai has done something that deserves to be pointed out by the Holy Empress herself, I think there should be one. β
Emma!
What a man!
Bai He was moved to tears, and after a long time, someone finally said a good word to us, and when he turned his head to look, he found that it was Linglong.
"Thank you sister for speaking up!"
He still knows this legendary housekeeper in the Lin Mansion - no way, no matter how big the Lin Mansion is, it is only so big, everyone looks up and doesn't look down, and people are rushing back for their own winery, and it is difficult to see it.
"What is it?" The big butler spoke, and the weight was naturally extraordinary, and everyone hurriedly asked when they heard this.
"Da Zhou Distillery, rich enough to rival the country's money." Linglong said slowly, and suddenly glanced at Bai He with some grievances.
Only those who have personally taken over the distillery know how great the potential of "liquor" is, and as the owner of the Good Dance Qi Domain, the person who knows how to do business the most in the world, even the Holy Queen does not hesitate to throw an olive branch to solicit the position of "Prime Minister", and Linglong knows this better than anyone else.
If the imperial court does not curb it and allows the Great Zhou Distillery to continue to develop like this, then within ten years, the richest place in the world will no longer be the Great Zhou treasury, but the treasury of Baihe.
However, Linglong complained that the development policy and strategy of the distillery had already been set by Big Brother Bai, as long as Lan Shuwei himself did not die, it would be impossible to go crooked no matter what. I ran all the way back, and I really just wiped his ass, and I couldn't help much at all.
"The big butler has a point."
At this time, after listening to Linglong's explanation like this, everyone nodded their heads - there seemed to be no more reasonable explanation other than this.
It's kind of funny.
Since the Holy Queen issued the "system announcement", it has only been about ten minutes since the commotion, and it is already rare for the high-level officials of the Lin Mansion to dare to come to the front hall to gather immediately, how can they have time to think about it so much? Everyone thought about my uncle's bad character, so they subconsciously thought about the bad side......
"Hey, although I expected this day to come, I didn't expect it to come so soon...... In that case, let's give all the shares to the imperial court...... Fortunately, we have made a lot of money during this time, and Qing'er has successfully broken through the realm, so this wave is not a loss! β
After listening to Linglong's explanation, Bai He was also a little embarrassed.
Money is the door of all wonders, and it is also the root of all evil, as a ruler, as long as you don't have a brain in the water, you know what to do, let alone the holy queen of the wise and martial arts?
Now that the reason has been figured out, the next step is easy.
After some discussion, everyone quickly came to a conclusion: the shares of the distillery should be transferred, and those that do not belong to them should never be allowed. The so-called puff husband is not guilty, but he is guilty, this is the truth.
Since the Holy Queen said "come quickly" to the Divine Capital, after some dotting, Baihe set off immediately that day.
However, everyone didn't expect it, or rather, as long as it was a person with a little normal brain, they wouldn't have thought that the reason why the Holy Queen wanted to see Baihe was actually for a ......
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Seeing the Holy Queen is a big event, of course, it is impossible to see it empty-handed, so the Lin Mansion carefully prepared a second miss for his fiancΓ©e.
With this little master and big master protecting each other all the way, as long as Bai He doesn't run to provoke some people who shouldn't be messed with, there will definitely be no problem in terms of safety. Besides, after all, they are a small couple, so this trip should be a honeymoon in advance.
And then because it has to be fast, everything is simple.
Bring a few jars of liquor, bring a few books, and bring a few sticks of evening pen...... Anyway, bring a few copies of everything that can be gilded on my uncle's face - if I can show my face in front of the Holy Queen, it will be a great honor!
Before leaving, Zhiniang returned to the seamless cloth village and personally weaved ten sets of equipment for Baihe at the fastest speed, known as "going up to the court and down to the kitchen".
She said, "Since you want to see the Holy Queen, you must dress decently." The Holy Queen is tolerant, and may not blame you, but in front of the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty, you can't lose the face of our Lin Mansion. β
Uncle Tie sent a sword with broken hair and said, "This is for the second young lady, and her name is Yuanhong." In case of danger, you will ...... Forget it, you still have to run as far as you want, and if you have the chance, you can go to the local Jianghu Patrol Department and shout for help. β
"Dead slut, you know you're going to go far away, you can take this thousand-machine crossbow to defend yourself."
Xiao Qi sent a thousand-machine crossbow that looked like a well-improved one-thousand-machine, thirty consecutive shots, powerful enough to compare to the desert eagle that Bai He had seen in the TV series in his previous life, and it had no recoil, it could be folded, and it also had its own crosshair, which was very high-end.
In addition, there is a special crossbow arrow, which is full of hundreds.
"Virtuous nephew, there is nothing to do with the old decay, you can use the 100,000 taels of silver tickets as pocket money, remember to eat and drink well along the way, don't treat yourself badly." Lan Shu is rich and rich.
The little rascal came to say goodbye: "Lao Bai, you can go on the road with peace of mind, your winery ......"
"I'll fuck you!" Before he finished speaking, he was kicked by Bai He, "What does it mean to be safe on the road?" Are you cursing me to death? β
"Young master, it's a long way to go to Shendu, Yuan'er can't serve by your side, you must take care of yourself, don't be cold, don't be hungry, don't compete with others......"
"Brother Bai, before you leave, can you leave me a copy of your manuscript?" Gao Laosan said.
"Can't ......"
Not far from Jinling City, there was a thunderous sound of horses' hooves in front of me, and then I saw a "forest" banner in the distance surrounded by dozens of cavalry gradually approaching.
"Humble Lin Xiaotang, on the order of the eldest lady, come to see my uncle off!"
Lin Xiaotang is a very neutral name, but she is actually a sister paper, and she is the head of the most elite Hundred Battles Red Tassel Thirty-six Horsemen under the command of the eldest lady. And the cavalry she brought was exactly thirty-six.
The chariot is chariote, the wind is Xiaoxiao, and the uncle's sword and crossbow are pinned to the waist. A hundred battles are sent thousands of miles, and the dust is gone...... Well, since I took the official road, I really didn't cross any bridges.
Sending you a thousand miles, you must say goodbye in the end. When they arrived at the realm of the Golden Territory, the Thirty-six Cavalry could no longer move forward, otherwise it would be an illegal transfer and a suspicion of rebellion.
"The humble position is sent here, uncle, second miss, the road ahead is long, cherish!" Lin Xiaotang said.
"General Lin, please come back, thank you!" White River arched his hand.
"Farewell!"
So in this way, on a day when there was no rain or shine, Bai He took his wife and a large bag of messy luggage, got into a dog cart and gradually walked away.
"Woo Woo ......"
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It turns out that "for the sake of safety", Yunyun is actually a superfluous idea.
Bai He wants to go to Beijing to face the saint, although the people of the Lin family are in a hurry, but the officials along the road are more anxious than them: before the Holy Queen issued the "system announcement", they may not know who Bai He is, but after the Holy Queen issued the announcement, the name Bai He suddenly entered their field of vision, and then asked:! He's a slut who can make trouble!
"Then send him away quickly, but don't make any trouble on our territory, otherwise the Holy Queen will blame him, and no one can afford it!"
"Fortunately, Jinling is not far from Luoyang......"
And so, a spectacular scene appeared.
Bai He and the second lady's dog car will be escorted by local cavalry every place, or hundreds, or dozens, and so on.
Jinling, that is, Nanjing in the later generations, and the god capital is Luoyang, the whole journey between the two places is about 742.5 kilometers, although it is indeed "thousands of miles" away, but with the three rolls and the foot power of the seven fierce dogs under its command, it is really not long to toss.
Therefore, on the evening of the third day after setting off from Jinling, the majestic city wall of Shendu that could not be seen had already come into the eyes of the two.
"Great!"
Looking at the majestic city wall, Bai He couldn't help but exclaim.
As the first male city in the world, Shendu is naturally not in vain. He knew that the gods were very big, but he never expected it to be so big.
Since the Holy Empress moved the capital, this Xiongcheng Sailuban Gongyi has also participated in the construction, or reconstruction.
Sailuban's handwriting Baihe has naturally been seen, and she can also make an eight-array diagram in just one winery, which makes people have to say that they are very impressed. But now that he saw Shendu, he found that he still underestimated Xiao Qi's big Zhou version of Tianshan Tong after all.
I saw that the city wall was as high as 100 meters, the length and width did not see the beginning and the end, and in order to facilitate the travel of the people of Shendu, Shendu actually opened 4936 city holes in the four directions of east, west, north and south. But even so, Bai He still saw a long queue at the city gate that looked for miles.
I saw a lot of traffic, the flow of people side by side, the end is very prosperous, this is still dusk, if it is placed in the daytime, it is even more unimaginable.
Jinling can be regarded as a city that never sleeps, but compared with the gods in front of me, I always feel a little untouchable.
He stretched out his hand and touched the city wall, and the familiar touch came, and he couldn't help but gasp: sure enough, Suzaku mud.
The Suzaku mud that is harder than steel!
- The entire wall is made of Suzaku mud.
Looking inward through the city cave with a width of ten zhang and a height, Baihe only saw a spacious 100-meter runway, and the exit at the other end was only the size of an iron pot in his eyes, and he couldn't help but exclaim again: Not to mention the invincible divine thunder in the world after the saint, the city itself alone is enough to make the foreigners desperate, right?
"Hey...... Looking at his stupid appearance, I don't know where the hillbilly came from, I'm afraid it's the first time I've come to Shendu, right? Suddenly there was a mockery from the side.
Before the words fell, there was a sudden "squeak" sound.
"Feng, Fengming!" That person should be a frequent visitor to the Divine Capital, and suddenly exclaimed with a lot of experience.
The phoenix song was not as high as the cloud-piercing cracked stone, but it was very melodious, and it was endless, like a hole flute sounding in a closed secret room.
When I looked up, the sky in Shendu had turned red, as red as fire.
"Squeakβ"
The phoenix roared again, and a red shadow fell from the sky, rushing straight to the two of Baihe.
"That's ...... Phoenix? Or Suzaku? β
It was just a glimpse, but Bai He was a little suspicious of his eyes. I saw the red shadow, the head of the chicken, the feathers of the bird, the tail of the peacock, the whole body was red and flamed, like a mythical beast in Chinese mythology.
With a sound of "choking", the second lady drew her sword out of the sheath, and subconsciously stepped forward to protect him, while the dense flow of people around, including the officers and soldiers guarding the city, suddenly took a step back in unison, and then bowed her hand: "See Lord Suzaku!" β
said that it was too late and that it was too fast, Bai He only felt a flower in front of him, and the shadow had already arrived in front of him.
The heat wave came to his face, and just when Bai He thought he was about to turn into ashes, the next moment, suddenly the red light disappeared, and the flame fell to the ground and turned into a little Lori in palace clothes.
"Hello, I'm Xiaomian."