"I don't show martial arts today, as a Taoist inheritor, I will have the opportunity to show martial arts in the future. Today, I am dedicated to preaching at the altar, and I think you will be more interested in my understanding of Taoism! Everybody! Come down! Open the courtyard door and come in! It was early in the morning, when the morning was in full swing, and there were many people on the streets. As a Taoist protector, you don't want people on the street to come around to see the excitement, do you? ”

Zhuangzi looked towards the gate of the courtyard, hoping that someone would open the door of the courtyard. Outside the courtyard, it was already chaotic, and the people who rushed to the market had already been alarmed by the movement on Zhuangzi's side, and they all gathered around.

When the black-clothed senior brother heard Zhuangzi say that he wanted to open the courtyard door, he hurriedly ran over and opened the courtyard door.

The street at the entrance of the courtyard was crowded with people. Everyone stretched their necks and looked at Zhuangzi's side with concern. Saw! On the roof of Zhuangzi's house, on the courtyard wall, and on the roof of Qiyuan Street, there were people everywhere.

"What's wrong? How? What happened? Someone whispered.

"How do I know? It seems that they are all going to Zhuangzi's house! ”

"Huh? Are they all going to Zhuangzi's house? ”

"Don't you see? On the roof of Zhuangzi's house, on the courtyard wall, there are people everywhere. In the courtyard of Zhuangzi's house, there are still many people talking! ”

"Huh? What's wrong? ”

"Who do you ask me?"

“……”

The black-clothed senior brother opened the door of the courtyard, and saw that the people outside were all looking at Zhuangzi's house with a concerned face, looking at him, he nodded to everyone, and said, "Zhuangzi started to preach on the altar today, and everyone is here to listen to the sermon!" ”

"Oh?"

"I see!"

"Oh!"

The people who rushed to the morning market listened, and then they let out a long "oh" and went to the market. But! As you walk, it spreads.

"Zhuangzi has begun to preach on the altar!"

"Zhuangzi opened the altar and preached today!"

"Zhuangzi has preached!"

“……”

When the Dharma protectors who stood on the roof and the courtyard wall heard Zhuangzi say this, they did not insist on the matter of "showing their hands" on martial arts, and jumped down from the roof and the courtyard wall one after another. These Dharma protectors are usually not ghosts, like faceless people, and they are all afraid of trouble. Seeing that there were really many people on the street looking at them, they didn't dare to mess around anymore.

"Let's get inside!" Zhuangzi greeted him, and then! Be the first to go back.

The two gray-clothed protectors, one on the left and one on the right, walked on both sides of the Zhuangzi, and they really looked like protectors.

Several white-haired old monsters looked at each other and followed closely behind.

But! But as he walked, he said, "With so many people, can you sit in the room?" ”

"That's it! It is! Just two main rooms, you see! Now there are 100 people, where can they sit? ”

Zhuangzi said with a smile: "The first one to sit in the inner room, and the later one to sit in the outer room." The last one to come had to stand under the eaves. ”

"Can't stand under the eaves of the roof with so many people?"

"That's it! It is! I dare say! Now there are 100 people, wait a while, not a few thousand, at least more than 1,000! ”

"I've heard that whoever can come today will come! Zhuangzi opened the altar to preach, who doesn't want to hear Zhuangzi's understanding of the Tao. Taoist disciples, the understanding of the Tao is the key, and only when you understand the Tao can you be regarded as entering the Tao. If you don't even know what the Tao is, you can't say you're a disciple of the Dao. ”

"That's it! But! We, Taoist disciples, although we all know something about the Tao, but! How many people really understand it thoroughly? ”

Zhuangzi entered the hall, pointed to the beggar and the two brothers on the bed on the other side of the hall, and said, "They are injured, don't disturb them." When we go into the inner room, if we need to ask me, we can go into the inner room and ask me. You can also ask out loud and let everyone pass on the message to me! ”

Talking! Zhuangzi entered the seller's room. And then! You're welcome, sitting cross-legged on the bed.

A few white-haired old monsters also followed Zhuangzi into the inner room, but? As soon as they entered the inner room, their noses sniffed. One by one, they scolded in their hearts: women! There are women here.

"Ahh A woman's body odor! ”

"Ahh The taste that has not been seen in a long time. ”

"Ahh It's a young woman! It's a young woman! ”

I don't know what's going on, these old monsters are particularly sensitive to the smell of women's bodies.

When the two gray-clothed protectors saw Zhuangzi sitting cross-legged on the bed, the two of them did not take off their shoes and went to bed, but! Standing on either side, his eyes unblinking, looking at the person who came in after him.

A few white-haired old monsters were not polite, and after coming in, someone picked up the cushion on which the black-clothed senior brother and the two gray-clothed protectors were sitting on, and sat cross-legged in front of the bed, facing out with their backs to Zhuangzi, looking like a Dharma protector. It was as if they had not come to hear the sermon, but to the protectors.

And those who came in after him sat on the floor, on either side, facing each other. The last people to come in saw that there were still empty seats in the inner room, and they all sat on the floor one by one. At last! It wasn't until the room was really no longer able to sit that no one came in.

A few scheming fellows sat down early in the hall to the door of the inner room, and a place was made in the middle for those who came in and out.

Afterward! The hall was also full.

Sell child in the kitchen busy cooking, as a result! By the time she realized something was wrong, she was locked up in the kitchen. The hall was full of people, and she couldn't get in or out at all. There is no way! Brother Zhuang told her to do everything, and she obeyed. Since you can't get out, let's cook!

The smart seller, seeing that the situation is not good, may not be able to make breakfast normally, so he has to change his strategy. First boil a pot of boiling water and put it in a large vat or crockpot. And then! Start baking pancakes. After baking the pancakes, set them aside and pile them up.

After the black-clothed senior brother opened the courtyard door, he also found that the situation was wrong! There were too many people coming. The house was soon filled with people, and the yard was soon filled with people. After a while, even he himself could not enter the hall. In desperation, he had to go out of the yard and go to the Qiyuan wine shop to find the money shopkeeper.

Seemingly! It is not possible to preach at home, the space at home is too small.

No way! You have to find a spacious place, just like the master preaches on the side of the Mojia altar, you have to build a big platform.

"What? What the? Overcrowded? When the money shopkeeper heard this, he was amazed!

"What should I do? This? The senior brother in black was so anxious that he had no idea for a while. The plan that had been discussed before is now not used at all. And any security, all of which have become empty talk.

"This, this, this? With so many people, just eating is a problem! And the question of drinking water! How much food do so many people have to eat and how much water do they have to drink a day? Yes! Eat and drink Lazar! Oh my god! The money shopkeeper was in a hurry, and he didn't seem to have an idea.