Chapter 17: The Monk of Wine and Meat (I)
It was the most lazy time of the day again, and Ye Xiaotian, who was full of tea and food, continued to lie in the winter sun and poetry in the distance. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
is so lazy and faceless in the temple to eat and wait for death, Ye Xiaotian said that it is not bad.
The weather in the late winter and early spring of the fifth year of the Tang Dynasty Zhenguan is always so sunny and mild, without the howling of the north wind and the erosion of blizzards. It is the first choice for home travel.
Ye Xiaotian closed his eyes slightly, gritted his teeth and comforted himself - if the bastard who sharpened the knife next to him could stay away from him, his cheeks could also rest.
"Thorn~Thorn~Thorn~" The sound of the iron tool cutting through the stone made Ye Xiaotian want to shed tears in his eyes.
In his past and present lives, what Ye Xiaotian can't stand the most is this kind of voice, scientifically speaking, he is allergic to this voice~ In terms of literature and art, the voice of sauce purple will make people feel very uncomfortable~ Well, this is not literature and art, it is hypocrisy.
Have you ever heard the sound of your fingernails scratching the blackboard when you wipe the blackboard? That's right, that's the feeling, tsk~ sour!
Ye Xiaotian squinted at the person who was struggling to sharpen his knife not far from him with his eyes half-open, and he wanted to speak.
Looking at the terrifying muscles on the man's arms, the evil aura between his eyebrows when sharpening the knife, the thick palms of the bones, and the figure that was already more than one meter two when he squatted on the ground. Ye Xiaotian, whose force value is infinitely close to zero, snorted sadly, his mouth does not mean that he is cheap, if he is "lucky" by such a person for no reason, it is estimated that the result is not very optimistic.
glared at the man hatefully, and Ye Xiaotian gave up.
Just as Ye Xiaotian was about to get up and leave to find a secluded place again, a long-lost smell of meat came into his nose. Ye Xiaotian, who had not been seen for a long time, instinctively wiped the saliva on the side of his mouth, and the upper and lower Adam's apples throbbed violently.
Since he traveled to the Tang Dynasty, except for a little bit of meat in the peony workshop, Ye Xiaotian has almost forgotten the taste of meat. How can you say that there is a phrase, like a wolf with green eyes? Ye Xiaotian's eyes at this time should be greener than the evil wolf.
Ye Xiaotian floated up with the fragrance like Jimmy, immersed in the world of anime and couldn't extricate himself, if God gave me another chance, I would definitely ...... Ahem, off topic.
"What do you want?" The loud and rough voice like a bell, mixed with a thick Guanzhong accent, the baritone with a high octave suddenly knocked Ye Xiaotian who was floating in the sky to the ground.
Ye Xiaotian covered his ears that were slightly ringing, and was stunned when he looked at the scene in front of him.
A bald head about two meters tall, revealing his muscles in the winter sun, holding a knife in his left hand and a leg of mutton in his right hand, was staring at Ye Xiaotian condescendingly at the moment. However, it was such a person, and he even wore monk's robes.
Ye Xiaotian blurted out: "Lu Zhishen? Hero, you also wore it to the Tang Dynasty? Congratulations! "This monk in disguise, Ye Xiaotian can only think of Lu Zhishen.
The bald man frowned when he heard Ye Xiaotian's words and muttered, "Crazy? Looking at Ye Xiaotian's sparkling appearance, he nodded affirmatively, then turned around quietly, squatted down, and feasted on the leg of mutton.
Ye Xiaotian felt that he had been ignored by his personality, and his eyes kept wandering between the bald head in front of him and the millstone under his feet, tangled.
However, after thinking of the knife in the hand of the big man and the physique better than Schwarzenegger, he sighed. is also silently squatting down to draw circles.
"Give!" When Ye Xiaotian's heart was stuffed, the big man behind him held a small piece of mutton and stretched it out, looking very generous.
Ye Xiaotian was moved, there is still true love in the world!
Regardless of saying words of thanks, Ye Xiaotian also gobbled up like a big man.
To tell the truth, this is really the most unpalatable mutton Ye Xiaotian has ever tasted, the mutton has a strong flavor like swallowing raw sheep alive, and the seasoning is estimated to be sprinkled with a little salt, and the surface of the boiled lamb leg is still covered with a layer of greasy after cooling. It's a waste of ingredients.
However, for Ye Xiaotian, who has not been exposed to meat for a long time, these are all overcome, the only drawback is that the strong man in front of him is too stingy, and he only gives Ye Xiaotian a little bit, which obviously cannot meet Ye Xiaotian's needs.
Ye Xiaotian is not an ungrateful person, he knows how to be grateful...... Of course, he also knows how to express his apologies implicitly.
Ye Xiaotian stood up and said deeply to the honest strong man in front of him: "This gift should be thanked by Brother Tai for sharing delicious food." ā
The honest strong man didn't have time to return the salute, so Ye Xiaotian gave another salute. Looking at the strong man's unknown expression, Ye Xiaotian touched his nose in embarrassment: "This second salute is a bit shameless, and I still look at my brother Taihai Hanha!" ā
In the stunned expression of the strong man, Ye Xiaotian jumped back a step away, and then steadied his horse and sank his dantian - shouted: "Come on, there is a monk here who has broken the precepts!" What a big leg of mutton~"
After shouting a few times in a row, Ye Xiaotian finished work steadily, dressed as the king of heaven, and his nostrils were about to reach the sky. Looking up at the strong man in front of him who was still stunned, his eyes were full of pride.
The meaning conveyed by the eyes is obvious: I just sued you, what can you do? What do you think? What do you think? You bite me? Please, I'll let you go.
Ye Xiaotian said that I can eat one leg of mutton! I'm going to eat one!
Ye Xiaotian had a plan in his heart: after getting the leg of mutton, he would divide it into four parts. one roast; a portion of shabu; one part fried; The last one is kept to make mutton steamed buns, and if you don't eat it, you just watch it eat, and you have to be so willful if you have meat. Of course, the lamb bones can't be wasted, and they can be kept for the New Year, and they can be given to Fang Yiai or He Feng as a New Year's gift, and they can also have a New Year's meal. Ye Xiaotian is really proud of his love and wit, Fang Yiai and He Feng can make friends like him who are righteous, it can be said that there is green smoke on the ancestral grave.
Ye Xiaotian stood under the winter sun, immersed in such a beautiful scene and couldn't extricate himself, he was very excited to think about it!
Leaving the strong man alone is still messy in the wind, when did such a thing come out of Chang'an City, it is unheard of, a rare animal. Chang'an City is lively.