Ye Xiaotian began to wonder if he should use the only remaining money to go to Pingkangfang to call a little lady and plug the old guy's mouth with a nest?

Daoyue Zen room, one of the chief monks of the presiding temple, took a nude photo in the middle of the night, and according to an insider, the master refused to pay for prostitution afterwards! The editors of the websites of major newspapers said......

Hehe! Busy again, oh yes!

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"Hey~" Ye Xiaotian lived alone in the sun, looked at the busy but full expression of the monks in the room, and sighed, if hard work is wrong, I will admit it if I am lazy. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

In fact, Ye Xiaotian originally wanted to help, but the boss in the room was a good man, so he didn't let Ye Xiaotian get involved. Ye Xiaotian then pushed the boat down the river to achieve the enthusiasm of others and his own laziness.

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For several days in a row, Ye Xiaotian has been living in this state of eating when he wakes up, basking in the sun in a daze after eating, and his head is blank and concave.

It's boring, it's boring! It's boring, it's boring!

For Ye Xiaotian, this state of life is really ...... It's so cool!

In his previous life, Ye Xiaotian was originally a lazy person, and his biggest pursuit in life was to eat and wait for death.

There is food, clothes, a room to live in, and occasionally a small wine to drink, and when there is really nothing to do, go to the street to tease and tease the sister-in-law.

Tsk, very unmotivated mentality, children can't learn from him.

However, in the great era of the 21st century, if you are not the second generation, this kind of thing is not allowed, and maybe you will have to be sentenced if you flirt with mushrooms too much.

Therefore, in the confusion and struggle, Ye Xiaotian had the most simple wish, which could be both 9 to 5 and wander the world.

Now, taking the first step on this road of no return, Ye Xiaotian expressed his gratification.

So, Ye Xiaotian lay under the winter sun, living the life in front of him, looking forward to poetry and distant fields! - It's so boring!

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"Senior Brother Debater! Brother Debater! ”

Ye Xiaotian came back to his senses from a fugue with his eyes slightly closed, looking at the group of cute little novices in front of him, Ye Xiaotian suddenly felt a sense of guilt.

Since Ye Xiaotian was bored that day, he casually told the story of a beautiful boy and three confidantes to the little novices in this gang, Ye Xiaotian suddenly found that in the eyes of these bear children, there was not only the innocent and cute heart of the Buddha, but also the light of the beasts would occasionally come to make a cameo.

"Are you done?" Ye Xiaotian squinted at these little novices whose concentration was still very weak. Also, those with strong concentration have long been accepted by various senior monks as personal disciples, and the remaining ones who lack concentration are sharpened and sharpened in the room, and then look at it in a few years, you can stay, and continue to go home to marry a daughter-in-law if you are weak. After all, the population pool of the Tang Dynasty was still very scarce.

Zhong Shami nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and couldn't wait to speak: "Senior brother, can you continue to talk about the unfinished content of the previous chapter?" ”

, are you serious monks or not, will you die if you are serious? I also learned to urge me to change, I won't change if I don't change, you won't change it, you beat me~

Looking at the gradually lost eyes of the bear children, Ye Xiaotian suddenly had a conscience mentality that rushed straight to his chest at this moment, he couldn't go on like this, it would bring the flowers of the motherland to the detriment. The main thing is that if his master, whose lower limit is not too high, knows that he has told such a thrilling story to the little novices, he will definitely kill himself. The old guy is not a fuel-efficient lamp.

With a clear cough, Ye Xiaotian tried his best to put on a holy and upward posture and said: "Last night, the Buddha dreamed of me and told me that this story should not be elaborated too much, it will lead the world to the edge of hell. I asked the Buddha how to make the world good, so the Buddha said...... "Ye Xiaotian put on a mysterious aura in time.

He looked at the eyes around him with a weak heart, well, he was still very yearning, and when he heard Ye Xiaotian say that the Buddha had a dream with him, many novices were full of worship in their eyes.

This is like a monk!

"Do you have any money?" Ye Xiaotian asked the most important link for the first time. Looking at the stunned eyes, Ye Xiaotian's face flushed: "Ahem...... This, the Buddha worked so hard to purify sentient beings, it is not an exaggeration for me to ask for some incense for his old man. ”

Everyone was relieved, and put their hands together to say the Buddha's name. I don't know if I believed Ye Xiaotian's nonsense or because Ye Xiaotian was shameless to atone for the Buddha, the latter should be more likely.

"Gorky once said: 'Arm yourself with knowledge.' Don't ask who Gorky is, this doesn't matter! As a new force of monks in the new era and the prosperous era of the Tang Dynasty, money is not important to you. So I have knowledge, you have money, let's make an exchange or not? ”

After getting along for a period of time, the little novices were still very convinced of Ye Xiaotian. Although this senior brother said that the lower limit is not high, but his mind always seems to be filled with inexhaustible novelties, although he said many things that they have never heard of, such as thousands of years later, there will be a big iron monster flying in the sky, from Chang'an to the Western Regions can be reached in less than a day, for example, there is an iron pipe that can breathe fire, killing people invisibly; For example, there is a box that can be illuminated, and inside you can intuitively see that men and women are not ashamed to do that kind of thing...... In short, I don't know what to do.

The next scene is very weird, a man who looks like a gentleman is saying all kinds of unclear words in front, and a group of bare-headed cute little novices are squatting in front of him to listen with all kinds of unclear expressions. There is also a broken bowl in front of the person who looks like a gentleman, and there are more than a dozen copper coins scattered in the bowl.

Ye Xiaotian's talk is very messy and messy, and sometimes even he doesn't know when he has so much messy hodgepodge of knowledge in his head, many of which belong to enlightenment stories or inspirational fables. The defective products under the exam-oriented education suddenly have a sense of accomplishment in their hearts. No matter what outsiders say about this education method, Ye Xiaotian will definitely not complain again in the future, after all, the not very considerable income in the broken bowl in front of him is derived from this, and it will be a bit shameless to complain again. No matter how small a mosquito is, it's also meat!

Ye Xiaotian really doesn't have any utilitarian intentions when he talks about this, of course, making money is extra income, which can be ignored. There are three reasons for doing this, first, he is bored. Second, he's still bored. Thirdly, he is so bored that he wants to find some value in life, and he wants to make some small changes, maybe changing this small group of people, affecting another group of people, and then changing more people. He wanted to make this the strongest Chinese dynasty that made the reputation of the land of China resound all over the world and was admired and aspired by all the subjects of all dynasties. Maybe it's insignificant, but the wheels of history are still rolling around, and I'm still an insignificant little person, but from a small person in the twenty-first century to a small person in ancient times. At the moment when you are about to close your eyes when you are old, you may even be in a trance whether your meaning to the world is real or illusory.

But maybe the changes you make will cause a small change? Maybe I'll become Archimedes, yo yo yo, everyone follow my rhythm and follow me to reverse the earth~ It doesn't matter what the meaning of life is, the important thing is that he has found it, and that's enough.

At the end of the talk, Ye Xiaotian felt in his heart, he felt that his posture at the moment must be very similar to the old literary and artistic youth standing in the big classroom lecturing in the university, and he worked tirelessly to educate people.

Then Ye Xiaotian, who was full of literary and artistic accents, came out with a sentence: "Knowledge may not be able to change the current situation, but it will definitely give you more beautiful poems and farther fields in your heart!" ”

Tut!

After Ye Xiaotian's soul returned to the throne, he felt that his teeth were sore, his face was magnificent, and he felt that he was really a little shameless.