Under the sunny early spring sunshine, in the remote earthen nest in the Peace Square, two unknown but painful faces, an old man and a young man, each covered the hiding place of the unwritten things under their crotch and looked at each other's eyes with resentment and hatred. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info ready to prepare for the upcoming second charge.

After a long time, Ye Xiaotian was resurrected with full blood, except for a slight faint pain in that place, there was nothing else.

On the other hand, the old monk who claimed to be Daoyue still looked miserable. Just kidding, on physical strength, on techniques, on shamelessness, which of the three old monks can defeat Ye Xiaotian. Flirting with yin legs and making yin tricks These high-end skills will be used by Xiao Tiange when he is in elementary school.

Fight me! Are you kidding? Ye Xiaotian sneered and glanced at the old monk with contempt.

"The melons and melons are all over the ground, who has pity for the red incense? The soft silk is soft and fluttering, and the flocculent is lightly stained with the embroidery curtain. The man in the pit cherishes the ashes, full of sorrow and has nowhere to complain. ......" Ye Xiaotian sang with a cultivation period Ai Ai. The euphemism and sorrow can be seen from the old monk's constantly twitching face.

Ye Xiaotian is unmoved, old rascal, the pain also makes you feel restless!

The old monk burst into tears, you are enough! Just eat your sweet potatoes, beat and beat, and disgust me to death? Don't talk about the rules of the rivers and lakes?

"Shut up!" The old monk couldn't bear it anymore, and he roared with a blue face.

"What?" Ye Xiaotian's forty-five-degree sad face was still extremely perfect.

"Who are you?" The old monk's incoherent speech.

Are you sad? Okay, I'll put up with it! Do you bury melons? Okay, I'll put up with it too! Why are you singing this nonsense that doesn't match the preface? Okay, I'll put up with it anymore! But the look of 'I'm just going to disgust you' on your forty-five sad face is too naked, so it's so bleak!

The old monk wanted to cry without tears. The eminent monks of the two dynasties suddenly realized the sorrow of the world, and the action of going west to obtain the true scriptures to transform the people of the world must be right, correct, and in line with the current domestic situation. Let this kid play like this, I don't know how many young people in the country have embarked on the road of no return!

After singing the funeral melon chant, Ye Xiaotian clapped his hands with satisfaction, walked up to the old monk, and sincerely pulled the monk's robe and apologized to the old monk: "Master, you ate my sweet potato, which made me grief-stricken, I deliberately disgusted you, and it can be regarded as not knowing each other." Don't pass it, in the future, we won't make the well water the river water? It's also my fate that such an unfortunate thing happened, let it pass in the past, and I don't care about it. What a good! What a good! By the way, rub the mud off his hands on the monk's robe.

The corners of the old monk's eyes twitched, don't you know each other? Does well water not interfere with river water? It's me who should be in charge! It's me who should be sad! I'm the one who is destined for it! It's me! It's me! The old monk almost burst into tears, shouting and moaning countless times in his heart.

Ye Xiaotian's little face, like a spring breeze, has been crumpled by the old monk with his mind at this moment, and he has thrown it into the toilet and flushed it away many times.

After Ye Xiaotian finished speaking, he was satisfied, raised his feet and prepared to leave.

"Wait!" The old man shouted in a firm tone. "You can't go!"

Ye Xiaotian looked dazed, what are you doing? Do you want to find a place or do you want to be ruthless?

"The old man is surprised to see your bones, why don't you take you as an apprentice?" The old monk got up and said solemnly.

"Ahem......" Ye Xiaotian didn't come over in one breath and almost choked to death. The style of painting has become so fast, what a rhythm.

"I can't afford to buy a Divine Palm!" Of course I refused. Ye Xiaotian from the Celestial Empire has too strong immunity to such a low IQ fraud.

"What is the Nyorai Divine Palm?"

"Hah! Speaking of the Divine Palm, it is a long-lost magic skill in the rivers and lakes! Speaking of this, Ye Xiaotian's mind was full of positive energy when Zhou Xingxing suddenly appeared after stepping on the crane, and the fire cloud evil god with a torn crotch was slapped into the deep pit.

Looking at the old monk who was completely confused, Ye Xiaotian couldn't stop the education of the people of the Tang Dynasty.

"Do you know a miracle that fell from the sky?"

The bewildered old monk shook his head very cooperatively, satisfying Ye Xiaotian's lewd mentality of 'I know, I read a lot, ask me'.

"It is said that at the beginning of ancient times, Pangu opened the world and separated heaven and earth. People work at sunrise and rest at sunset, and the days are not happy. Later, a group of 'Stopiade' broke into the world, they held axes in their hands, formed gangs, hummed all day long, and when they saw pedestrians on the street, they grabbed the beautiful little sister and circled and forked...... "Ye Xiaotian began to talk endlessly.

In the old monk's face twitching, Ye Xiaotian raised his head and said: "At the critical moment, I saw Tang Bohu descending from the sky, shouting in his mouth, 'Let go of Qiuxiang, let me come' Take advantage of the situation to slap the super invincible Rulai Divine Palm, and the axe gang will fall into the flowers, and from then on, the Supreme Treasure and the Caixia Fairy will live a shameless life!" Ye Xiaotian, who was spitting around, obviously admired his growing ability to talk nonsense.

Does the Divine Palm have anything to do with Tang Bohu? What the hell are Supreme Treasure and Caixia Fairy? Why are you kidding me?

The old monk was heartbroken, slapped his legs and shouted: "How dare the vertical son slander the name of the Buddha like this." ”

Ye Xiaotian squinted at the old monk, you pretend to be you, you are an old liar, you dare to say that you are a high monk if you shave your head, it's okay to deceive the good girl of the faith, lie to me? I'm still going to cheat people to make money!

As Ye Xiaotian, who can be scattered casually with the aura of the king who has crossed the aura, he has this kind of thought, which means that he is not ashamed!

Looking at the old monk who was blowing his beard and glaring, Ye Xiaotian kindly reminded: "Da wet, you and I don't know each other today." You can deceive people here, but you must not enter the center of Chang'an City, the water is very deep! As a person who has come over, I don't dare to take risks when I am wet! ”

The old monk's face was crossed, and it was written all over 'You are special', labor and management are high monks! If it's fake! As long as ninety-nine-eight, the Tang monks will take it home!

The old monk was anxious: "The erector is rampant, since Lao Daoyue moved into Chang'an City, no one has been so rude to Lao Ge!" Are you in trouble? ”

Ye Xiaotian just said, hehe, what about teasing me?

Daoyue? Dogaku!

Ye Xiaotian grimaced: "You are Daoyue!" ”

"How?"

"Is it really Daoyue?"

"It's like a fake!"

"You said you wanted to take me as an apprentice?"

"Exactly!"

"I ...... I'm going to fight with you! ”

Datang Tuwo has no lower limit, stealing peaches, digging out eyes, spitting, and not committing the second season of specification fighting!