Then Daoyue, who was covering his crotch, said: "Well, you will be my Buddhist disciple from now on, and the Dharma number debate is ready!" ”

Ye Xiaotian gritted his teeth: "I'm special!" Is the point so right? ”

Cousin Gao Yang, you must wait for me, I'm not afraid to cut it in half!

Ye Xiaotian was full of heartbreaks, labor and management are only fifteen, it is a good time for youth and kidney power, why did you start plotting for me to sleep with the princess? Or a princess who marries a wife? Or the daughter-in-law of the Four Heavenly Kings? Or is it a brother and wife who has four irons and one iron in life with me?

Are you really a monk? You're so Li Bai! Seeing that I'm not happy, write me the final psalm?

However, Dao Yuexin, who said that Lao Wei was purely looking at your cleverness, accepted you as a disciple and said, "Calling the argument machine is a random legal name, don't be too excited." The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info can't be called a pheasant!

In short, the old monk sees that this kid in front of him is not like a good person, and he can kill all the pagans who do not recognize Amitabha Buddha as orthodox in his way, and wish me to obtain the true scriptures. That's what I want!

You are really from the Tang Dynasty, all kinds of have gone out of the air so early, you bareheaded scheming!

……

Ye Xiaotian originally refused at the beginning, and there were eight reasons for refusal: First, I don't quit meat. Second, I don't quit sex. Third, I don't abstain from anger. Fourth......

To sum up, I will do whatever the monk doesn't do, and I will do it. I'm going to break eight, I can break eight!

Daoyue said that this is not a problem! Your master is awesome, is it okay to accept you as a lay disciple?

Ye Xiaotian refused again, I don't fight Muren Alley! Don't fight the Eighteen Arhats! I'm a Sven reader, okay?

Daoyue said again, do you know which water discharge technology is stronger? It's not like a thing!

Ye Xiaotian was dumbfounded, is this really the Tang Dynasty? Or is this old guy in front of him also a well-established traverser? So what did you say? You can't beat me, and you can't talk about me. Physical and intellectual immunity, which point is stronger than me?

Dao Yue smiled, yesterday morning I went to Suzaku Street to turn into a fate, and I happened to see a certain upright beast made a Thomas full spin, and the action was very good! I'm going to ask the chairman of the jury, the second child of the Li family, if he can give a full score?

Ye Xiaotian bowed his head, and the master asked the apprentice to bow down. In the future, I will definitely follow the master to devote myself to cultivation, and send out the last trace of light and heat for the Tang Dynasty and the Buddha!

Scheming, count yourself ruthless! Labor and management endure!

Dao Yue reluctantly accepted it with disgust, and his face covering his crotch was quite disdainful. So undisciplined, embarrassed to say that he is a reader? Your shameless spirit can hit eighteen!

Ye Xiaotian followed the limping Daoyue very obediently, expressing his dissatisfaction, thinking in his heart how many ways to write the dead word of Daoyue's death!

There's a handle!

If you don't die, I won't be able to sleep.

Speechless all the way, Ye Xiaotian felt that it was necessary to have a good relationship with the master, and if he wanted to go to other people's territory to mix, there were various possibilities of being beaten if the relationship was too dry. The main thing is that there is a handle!

Ye Xiaotian's heart was tossing and turning with all kinds of embarrassing greetings.

Something like, 'Have you eaten?' This kind of greeting recognized by the Chinese people, and Ye Xiaotian automatically omitted it. First, he felt that as a pure man, this kind of greeting could only be asked to the arrogant little sister, and it was not in vain. The second is that he clearly knew that this old man was not serious, and he had just eaten the fresh sweet potatoes that dried and wiped himself.

So he remembered that in his previous life, when he was mixed in a state-owned enterprise, he often greeted the greetings of his teachers and fathers: "Master! How old is my daughter? Are you still married? ”

……

Ye Xiaotian's posture of walking into the temple with a big bag on his head was still a little unsatisfactory. There was no applause, no flowers, only a group of small novices covering their mouths and snickering, indicating that the first time they saw their unshaved hair, they had permed their scars, and the upright walking creatures that were so round and permed were very unique.

Ye Xiaotian slapped his middle finger from the temple gate to the Daxiong Treasure Hall.

Fuck！

The atheist Ye Xiaotian said that the tribute on the table was still very delicious!

Daoyue, a high-ranking monk, was sprayed with dog blood by the temple master, this is what you said about my Buddha's yearning? I read so much, you fool me?

Then Ye Xiaotian was taken into the most sacred place of the temple with two bags on his head-the room!

I'm wiping it, I'm taking my pants off, you're bringing me here?

Ye Xiaotian held his little face to Dao Yue, and the tears in his eyes were about to gush out: "Master~ I was wrong!" The silver family is a scholar who doesn't touch the spring water with ten fingers! "I feel cute!

When the leader of the gang saw that Dao Yue was actually here, he hurriedly walked out of the gang room and folded his hands in front of Dao Yue: "Master Dao Yue!" ”

Daoyue, who was very tired and wanted to be quiet, really didn't have much of the mood to engage in these trivial etiquette with the boss of the room, so he just waved his finger and pointed at Ye Xiaotian and explained: "This son is a lay disciple I accepted, and when he first entered the Buddhism, he first came to the room to grind his heart." Please be kind to Senior Brother! ”

The pronunciation of the word "kindness" was a little heavy, and the boss of the room then understood: "The mage is polite, I will take good care of it." ”

I know, I know everything! The disciple of the back door, and looking at the appearance of the fine skin and tender meat, it must be which son was stuffed by his own Lao Tzu to the mage to grind his heart. The mage was too busy to throw it here to play. Nothing else, just eat and drink well, I know all this!

Daoyue, who wanted to think quietly, didn't bother to figure out the thoughts of others, so the Daosheng Buddha turned around and left.

In the end, Ye Xiaotian, who was staring coldly at the cute state, said: Hehe!

Hehe...... Hehe......

Ye Xiaotian suddenly behaved like a cat: "Apprentice obeys Master's orders!" ”

The old guy has chips, Ye Xiaotian is shameless, but it doesn't mean that he doesn't want to die, if he throws bricks at the big guys on the way to get off work on Datang ****** on the street. Without the approval of the second child of the Li family and the big guys, he will also be raped and then killed a hundred times by the veterans of the old department of the Qin Palace! That scene, tsk~

I can't sleep!