Chapter 4 Next Breakdown
Looking at Ye Xiaotian, who couldn't stop laughing, Fang Yiai Tie Qing went up and made up for it with hatred. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
After looking at it with a tense face for a long time, he was also amused, and he burst out laughing. It can be seen that neuropathy is also an infectious disease, and medicine should really define it.
There were loud laughter in the cage, and the scene was very out of tune, which made the jailer outside the door sweat coldly.
After laughing for a while, the two of them may also feel that this time is indeed a little out of tune, so they stopped laughing, tried to put on a bitter and hateful expression, and began to stare wide-eyed.
Ye Xiaotian stared at Fang Yiai for a while, and then became happy again, there was a small mole on the corner of his mouth. Well, I'm still the most handsome and cutest teenager. It's so fun.
"Why are you laughing so lewdly?" Fang Yiai's very unlovely opening.
"Ahem......" Ye Xiaotian rolled his eyes, his tutoring was really poor, and he tried to put on a melancholy temperament. After acting for a while, he was too tired, so he became really depressed, because if he remembered correctly, at least there was a board waiting for him. Hey, what a sad story.
"Ask you something, how many boards will be played by the county order? Is it possible to play in installments? It's the kind of board that plays one board this month and one board next month, and there is no interest. It's better to fight to the end and forget about it. Ye Xiaotian's shameless face with a slightly negotiating tone was as cute as ever.
"You blackmailed the county order?"
"It's not a question of whether I'm going to be false, it's a question of how much I'm going to be beaten, bastard, you're getting the point wrong!"
"Haha, what you're doing is funny." Fang Yiai was full of schadenfreude excitement. "It is estimated that it is indispensable, the county order has a bad temper today."
Ye Xiaotian stopped saying nothing with a dark face, and silently prayed for his delicate buttocks. Looking at Fang Yiai's expression, he was also quite resentful, and the county order was in a bad mood, probably because of the goods in front of him.
Like Fang Yiai, these second ancestors, their daily life can be imagined. Don't worry about food, clothing, housing and transportation, the future is also arranged, just wait for Daddy to kick his legs and inherit the mantle. Eat and drink enough every day and have nothing to do, driving a luxury car, no, riding a horse. Basking in the sun, hunting, visiting the green house to drink, and then flirting with women from good families, how good!
It's definitely not the first time that something like this has been done today, and the county magistrate is also turning a blind eye to these teenagers. But I didn't expect that today's errand officer was also a two-pole, and he hung out this matter with great fanfare. In later generations, the law was strict, and there were intricate relationships that acted recklessly, not to mention in this feudal era where one person had the final say. Ye Xiaotian is really hehe, for that errand officer.
This kind of behavior is the same as those tragic men in later generations who prefer to rob their ex-girlfriends with the second generation, knowing that they are useless, they want to fight, and they solemnly say that we are true love. Holding a broccoli flower will make her laugh in the back seat of the bike with a runny nose and wind. Uncle, do you laugh when you laugh?
If you want Ye Xiaotian's statement, this kind of cannon fodder behavior is not as direct as you go to grab the second generation with your ex-girlfriend. As for whether to de-denature or to bend, that is a competition of pure strength. If the counterattack is successful, it will also make the ex-girlfriend collapse, without a little defense. How powerful!
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But today, this matter came out, and it was known to Fang Yi's love for him, so this matter is tricky, and Lao Fang released a posture of righteous killing relatives to let the county order enforce the law impartially. The meaning is very clear, my son has this hundred pounds I got here, you try it! With the friendship between people and Li Er, I am embarrassed to mention this little thing.
Thinking of this, the magistrate who cried and woke up in the thatched house had the urge to kill, and it happened that Ye Xiaotian was rushing to pose and send him forward, so the magistrate unceremoniously picked up the soap.
Thinking of this, Ye Xiaotian also wanted to cry and faint in the cell. Seeing that the ground was too dirty, and it was too cold to lie down, I gave up. continued to look at Fang Yiai.
"Hey, don't look at me like that, I don't even know who to call for anger!" Fang Yiai was unmoved, without a trace of guilt, so shameless.
"Something to discuss?" Ye Xiaotian asked in a rather attentive tone.
"Not negotiable!" It is incumbent on Fang Yiai to be categorical.
"Once upon a time there was a man who rejected me, and then he ......"
"What happened?"
"Then he was whipped to death by his father."
Fang Yiai's face was dark, and he continued to be sad at a forty-five degree angle, he really didn't want to talk to this scoundrel in front of him, his character would be discounted.
"There was another person before, and he also rejected me......" Ye Xiaotian continued with a cheeky personality.
"I'll take you with me when I leave, okay!" Fang Yiai finally compromised, he felt that if he didn't agree, he would hear a hundred aggrieved ways to die from Ye Xiaotian's mouth, in order to avoid hearing about death methods such as being suffocated by urine, falling into a manure tank and drowning, he still blocked Ye Xiaotian's mouth more reliable.
Ye Xiaotian glanced at Fang Yiai with relief in his eyes, and then said slowly: "I gave him a lot of money!" ”
"Why?"
There is a reason why the Tang Dynasty was strong, because the people had a heart full of desire to learn.
"Because he was miserably smoked by me, I paid him a lot of medical bills, and I was distressed to death."
This time, the bereaved love looked at Ye Xiaotian with a resentful face, and was kind-hearted!
Ye Xiaotian couldn't bear to look at it, and was always moved by his kindness and cried bitterly. I decided to tell him a story, the story of a beautiful boy and three confidantes.
Looking at Fang Yiai's forty-five degree angle and cold appearance, he really wanted to smoke him to death, but for the sake of the purpose, he had to endure it, Ye Xiaotian was actually quite congested.
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Half an hour later, Fang Yiai's eyes were bloodshot, his face was red, he sat on the ground, his legs in a shy posture that all men understand, and stared at Ye Xiaotian tightly: "And then?"
Ye Xiaotian's head buried in the food was raised unhurriedly, and he casually glanced at the food in front of Fang Yiai's eyes, and raised his eyebrows.
It was really comfortable to be in prison with the powerful, just now he just mentioned it, and Fang Yiai yelled, and a jailer hurriedly sent a large table of food in. For this evil feudal style of the old society, Ye Xiaotian couldn't help but judge...... Why aren't you a powerful person?
Fang Yiai's love comprehended, and quickly pushed his food to Ye Xiaotian, "It's all for you, you talk quickly!" ”
"I saw Jin Lian and Ximen Qing kissing each other in the princess's hut, Ximen Qing held Jin Lian's foot and stroked it carefully, Jin Lian's voice was soft and groaning, and she gasped and said, "Please hurry up, the slave family is so hot" Ximen Qing heard the words and helped Jin Lian Xiu to touch it straight, and in Jin Lian's continuous thickening panting and moaning, until he reached the depths of the peach blossom......
Listen carefully, what Ye Xiaotian is talking about is the famous Golden Bottle Plum, just talked about Ximen Qing and Jin Lian stealing meat, and was about to do that shameful little bad thing. Of course, it was adapted by Ye Xiaotian, which is more ecstatic and more watery than the original. Very tasteful.
Fang Yiai's legs were in a more obvious posture, and his breathing became thicker with Ye Xiaotian's adaptation, and his eyes became more eager.
Well, very good, it seems that love action literature was still very marketable in the Tang Dynasty. Ye Xiaotian couldn't help but feel complacent, look, it's still very useful to read more. Reading more can be better to deceive people!
"Ahem." Ye Xiaotian looked at Fang Yiai's eager eyes, and deliberately coughed twice, and then Fang Yiai was even more horny...... Poured cold water.
"Predict what will happen next, and listen to the next breakdown!"
Fang Yiai really had the heart to kill Ye Xiaotian at this time, and any normal man should have this mood at this moment. It's like when a man is facing Mr. Cang in the monitor and preparing to show his strength, his girlfriend suddenly stretches his legs in revealing clothes, and wants him to hammer his legs.
Hey, something seems wrong......