Chapter 3 The Old King Next Door
The dark prison is a little empty, and the people of Datang are still very law-abiding. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info all have the consciousness of worry-free for the king.
Looking at the dirty and messy cage in front of him, Ye Xiaotian sighed to himself, from now on, I can be regarded as a man in the past!
"Big brother, why is it so empty, is this cell haunted?" Ye Xiaotian accosted the errand who shook the big knife at him.
The officer just opened the cell door and raised his chin coolly: "Go in!" The look is a mess.
"Big brother, do you care about the rice? Is there a late-night snack at night? The weather is still cold, can I add a bed quilt at night? It's best to give a brazier, give a handful of mutton, I'll do it myself, that's also excellent......" Ye Xiaotian didn't give up.
The servant kicked him into the prison door with a black face, and he forgot to look at the yellow calendar today, everything is not going well, and he just sent an uncle, and this will be such a thing again. The shadow area in the heart of the errand brother is still quite large.
Ye Xiaotian kicked into the cell in a very ashamed posture, thinking about whether to use the family relationship of the errand officer as the radius to send the officer's affectionate greetings.
In my ears, a harmonious voice came from a very timely time: "Bastard thing! Let me out, do you know who my father is, you are so daring, dare to lock up Lao Tzu! ”
Ye Xiaotian found out that there was another person in the cell, who was the same age as Ye Xiaotian, dressed gorgeously, with red lips and white teeth, dressed extremely coquettishly, and behaved like a gentleman. He was roaring when he saw the officer.
But I was happy to hear this, is your father Li Gang? I have to say that the culture is broad and profound, and this kind of thing has been passed down from ancient times.
Ye Xiaotian suddenly felt interesting, sat on the ground and began to look at the young man. I have to say that he is really handsome, which makes Ye Xiaotian, who is wholeheartedly running on the road of eating soft rice, inexplicably have a sense of crisis. Do you want to drown him in a urine bucket? Clear the obstacles in your path.
The servant did not pay any attention to the roaring boy until he left, and the boy was bored.
Seeing that the messenger was leaving, he no longer did useless work, turned around and began to look at the very handsome ...... who had just been locked in Well, it's called Hanako.
Seeing Ye Xiaotian's face cloudy, he was also looking at him. Suddenly there is a good place to be angry.
"Stinky food, what are you looking for!" The tone is disdainful, and the eyes are contemptuous.
Ye Xiaotian has hated this title these days, even if he was insulted by that girl outside, he was all imprisoned, and he couldn't get rid of this title, have you ever seen such a handsome beggar!
"Look at you!"
"Take another look!"
"Try it!"
Well, another violent incident that spawned from a glance. Therefore, people can't be too boring, otherwise they may fight because others look at you.
Before the words fell, the two had already scuffled together.
While fighting, the young man in Chinese clothes did not forget to threaten: "You dare to fight back, do you know who my father is?"
"Who is your father, ask your mother to go, I don't care who your father is." Ye Xiaotian's hand kept picking it off, and he didn't accumulate any virtue on his mouth.
I didn't think about it, I reacted for a while after hearing this, but the young man let go of Ye Xiaotian, lay on the side and laughed nervously, Ye Xiaotian, who was laughing, was furious in his heart, he looked so handsome, it wouldn't be bent, my chastity can't be buried in a cage, let alone a man. That scene, tsk, I feel chrysanthemums tight when I think about it.
Ye Xiaotian's vigilant look suddenly made the young man unable to hold his face, coughed twice, sat upright, and still had to put on this posture in the broken cage, he was really not beaten.
"It's funny that you're poor Hanako, what's your name?" The young man spoke in style, but with a very poor beat.
"Didn't Lao Tzu ask for food?" Ye Xiaotian gritted his teeth, if he hadn't eaten for a day and was too hungry, he would have the posture of fighting another five hundred rounds.
"In this Chang'an City, the people who dare to beat me, except for the elders, do not count in a palm, you dare to do it with me today, you are a man!" The boy covered his sore spots, as if it was a shameful thing to beat him.
Ye Xiaotian glared at the young man, he was so arrogant, he wouldn't want to marry Jin Lan with him in the next sentence.
The young man ignored Ye Xiaotian and asked again, "What did you do to get locked up?"
"When the county magistrate saw that I was too handsome, he said that if I was on the street, it would be easy to cause a traffic accident, so for the sake of social harmony and stability, he invited me to stay here for a few days." Ye Xiaotian's face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he was not ashamed of his words.
The young man's face was dark, and his face was full of the urge to kill the scum in front of him.
"Don't worship me so much, it's not my fault that I'm handsome." Regarding the young man's expression, Ye Xiaotian chose to ignore it.
"Hey." The young man's face suddenly fell, and he sighed heavily. I really want to be as shameless as him, but the education I received since I was a child shouted in my heart that I didn't allow it, so entangled, and so kind.
"Don't have low self-esteem, it's not your fault that you're ugly, as long as you don't come out and be scary." Ye Xiaotian has always been aggressive about this face that is as handsome as him.
"I passed by the Workshop Division today, and I saw a girl among them...... Ah, he was very pretty, and he felt pity, and he involuntarily went up and made a mockery, and was seen by this hateful servant, and told my father, who was angry, and had me locked up here. The young man's tone was quite complaining about his father's righteous attitude of killing relatives.
Faculty Division! Ye Xiaotian stared at the young man with wide eyes, it belonged to the National Opera House. Founded in the Tang Dynasty, the main ceremonial music. The women inside are all amorous. Although most of them are prisoners' wives and daughters or prisoners of war, they are also public servants with an establishment, unless the second brother of the Li family is in a good mood one day and allows him to flirt, then he can go. Otherwise, it is absolutely unavoidable.
With this virtue, his father really deserves to kill him.
In fact, this kind of thing can be big or small, and when it is small, it is to be hung up by his father and smoked. It's hard to say when it's big, everything is possible with cane scolding, imprisonment, and military recharge, it depends on the mood of the officials. All in all, it depends on whether his father and His Majesty Li Er have been in the same window, carried a gun, picked up soap, prostituted and so on.
Ye Xiaotian reacted at this time, this guy is still the second generation of officials, and the tone is not small.
He asked in a weak tone, "Brother, what is your surname?" ”
The young man was not modest at all when he heard this, and his nostrils turned to the sky: "The young master's surname is Fang, and his name is Jun." After saying this, he paused and looked at Ye Xiaotian with an arrogant face.
Hearing this, Ye Xiaotian quickly brainstormed, Fang Jun? How haven't I seen it in history. What kind of thing is so proud. And it's very rude, there is a problem with the tutor, and his father is not a good bird.
The young man watched the expression on Ye Xiaotian's face change little by little, and finally turned into a deep contempt for himself, and couldn't help but feel a little injured, after playing hooligan for so many years, he didn't receive a look of worship when he revealed his name, and the young man began to reflect on his life. Then he grimaced and continued, "The word is love." Then he crouched to the side and drew circles.
Bereavement? Ye Xiaotian sneered and smiled, the name is also quite unbeatable, it sounds like a green environment. Seems to have overlooked something?
"What's your last name?" Ye Xiaotian gently kicked the young man who was squatting on the ground and drawing circles.
"Room." The boy replied very hurtfully.
"You are the love of the house!" Ye Xiaotian glared at the young man in front of him.
The young man's wounded heart has warmed up a bit, listen to this tone, know me? couldn't help but straighten up and stand up, looked up at the beam at a forty-five degree angle, and confirmed Ye Xiaotian's question in a nasal voice.
Ye Xiaotian suffocated his face into the color of pig liver, endured it for a while, but finally couldn't hold back, laughed heartily, and looked at the young man's expression with a lot of sympathy.
It's not ridiculous to be cuckolded, after all, his daughter-in-law is rich and powerful, and it's not too much to wrap a little fresh meat to try. The funny thing is that this little fresh meat is a six-root pure monk. Thinking about it, I want to squirt the poor thousand-year-old cuckold king in front of me to death, and he was cuckolded by the monk, he deserves this title!
The boy who claimed to be the love of Fang was suddenly messy, is the master's name funny? When the name was named, I found a master to calculate, and the big red and purple are at least the smooth sailing of the big green for a lifetime.
"What are you smiling at, you bastard, what's your name?"
Ye Xiaotian held his breath and said slowly: "My name is Lao Wang next door!" ”