Chapter 301: You Don't Understand Anything
"The first division of chaos is Panguxian, and the Taiji two instruments and four elephants are hanging ·······"
Li Xiao put down his pen like a snake, and quickly wrote a line of ink words under the paper. He is very clear about the general content of the Romance of the Gods, and he has watched it several times before and on TV, and even several versions are different. Although it is not possible to completely dictate the original version, it is not necessary.
After all, the original version of the Romance of the Gods was written by the Ming Dynasty after all, and the whole book is more attractive about his setting and plot, the history of the Shang and Zhou dynasties, and the Shinto system is very interesting, but if you talk about writing or something, it's actually nothing, on the contrary, the original book is still very dry.
In the opinion of Li Xiao, a person who has been influenced by later literature, especially later online literature, the original work is too dry and must be adapted.
He even decided to use a more popular way of writing, just write according to the popular method of Jin Yong's martial arts, and then add those techniques of later generations of online texts, which are both popular and ups and downs.
In this way, it doesn't really matter if you remember the original book or not, as long as you remember all the general plots.
In half a day, Li Xiao actually wrote tens of thousands of words.
Li Xiao's calligraphy is average, almost all cursive, and simplified Chinese characters are used for speed.
In fact, in ancient times, there were also simplified characters, which were generally used in cursive writing, and some characters even had several versions of simplified characters.
The eldest princess of Tamase had already stopped the pen in her hand and stood intently behind Li Xiao to watch. Li Xiao's words are really not very good, written fast and sloppy, and there are a lot of simplified characters, but after all, Yuse is also a talented woman, or a master of calligraphy, and he studied under Emperor Taizong, although he is not famous for flying white, but the regular script is very good, Li Xiao writes scribble, but she can still basically read and understand.
After all, many famous grass stickers and even wild grass stickers, some authors write in a drunken state, and when they wake up, they can't even recognize what they wrote.
The first chapter of Li Xiao is written about the content of the Shang Dynasty King going to the Nuwa Palace to make incense, and briefly introduces the Shang Dynasty and the court of the King of Zhou, as well as the situation of Nuwa, for example, the Shang Dynasty had four great princes at that time, leading 800 small princes.
It is said that at that time, the capital Chao Gewen reported the news of Yuan Futong, the prince of Beihai 72 Road, and the king of Shang, Jindian, ordered Taishi Wenzhong to lead the army to conquest, and then after the next dynasty, Shang Zhou led a hundred officials to worship Nuwa Temple.
In the Nuwa Temple, Shang Xun saw the beautiful statue of Nuwa, with a beautiful appearance and a natural appearance, far surpassing the beauty of his harem, so he became lustful for a while, and inscribed an obscene poem on the wall of the Nuwa Temple.
"Fengluanbao's tent scene is very, full of mud gold and clever makeup, winding distant mountains flying emerald color, dancing sleeves reflecting the glow. The pear blossom brings the rain to compete for beauty, and the peony cage is smoky and charming, but it has to be enchanting to move and take back the king of Changle. ”
A few days after Shang returned to the palace, Nuwa went to Nuyun Palace to congratulate Emperor Xuanyuan of Fuxi Yan and returned to the treasure hall, and saw the prostitute left by Shang on the wall, and couldn't help but be furious, wanting to destroy him Yin Shang, take the golden gourd, shout to summon demons, and release tens of millions of white light, so soon after, all the demons in the world went to Nuwa Temple to see.
Nuwa chose three of them, namely the thousand-year-old fox spirit, the nine-headed pheasant essence, and the jade pipa essence, to make these three demons into soup for 600 years.
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There are 10,000 words at the beginning of this first chapter, and Li Xiao divides him into three chapters, the content of which is to write obscene poems in the temple of Nuwa, the king of the Song Dynasty, and the Xuanyuan Emperor of Nuwa Huoyun Palace.
After writing three chapters in one go, Li Xiao's wrists were sore.
He put down his pen, but the eldest princess of Tamase behind him couldn't help but say, "What about below?" ”
It turned out that Li Xiao was writing while she was reading.
When I first read the beginning, I seemed to think it was very general, very popular vernacular, and there was no flowery rhetoric, it seemed to tell the story of the ancient Yin Shang Dynasty, she thought it would be a historical story, who expected that the second chapter would come out Nuwa Niangniang and Fuxi Yan Emperor Xuanyuan and many other immortals.
First history, then mythology, Tamase found it a little interesting.
The storyline has not yet unfolded, and she speculated from the words that the protagonist of this book should be about the king of Shang, and later thought it was about Nuwa, and then after the three demons appeared, she felt that it should be about the three demons.
In fact, there are many such legends of immortals and monsters in the folk, and in the Northern and Southern Dynasties, there were even stories of fairy heroes, but obviously, Li Xiao's story is longer, 10,000 words, and it has just begun. Compared to the average thousand-word story, it is significantly longer.
Li Xiao rubbed his wrist, only to find that Tamase had been standing behind him, so he smiled and said, "It's gone down there!" ”
"Why is it gone?"
"Of course there is, but today it's gone for the time being, and I wrote tens of thousands of words in one breath, and my hands are about to be wasted."
Tamase pouted, "You are also 10,000 words, all of them are cursive characters, and they are all wild grass, and you can write hundreds of words in one stroke." "The special copyists in Chang'an, especially those who copy the scriptures, are very neatly written, either the official book or the Wei tablet or the block letters, and they have to write tens of thousands of words or even more every day.
"What do you think of my god list?" Li Xiao asked.
"History and mythology, it's very interesting, it's just that your way of writing is a bit not concise enough, I've written tens of thousands of words, and I've just talked about the beginning, if I want to write it, there are a few hundred words that will be refined." Tamase was anxious to see what was going on.
"You don't understand this,,The necessary foreshadowing is indispensable.,The better the foreshadowing,The more powerful the climax will be.,Especially this book is not simply to make up a story.,This is a god list.,History plus mythology.,The front should be explained can't be less.,If it's too dry.,It's not interesting.。 Li Xiao will not admit that he is irrigated, how can he be serialized without irrigation, but he plans to serialize one chapter at a time, and then assemble and publish it as a book in the future.
What I want is to whet everyone's appetite, just like those platinum gods in later generations, millions of words in a book at every turn, fighting monsters and upgrading all the way, fighting spirit, fighting people, fighting masters, fighting masters, fighting spirits, fighting kings, fighting emperors, fighting zong, fighting honors, fighting saints, fighting emperors·······
Tamase now looked at the beginning, and was indeed whetted by Li Xiao's foreshadowing, she now wanted to know how Shang Xuan would continue to die, and how the three banshees summoned by Nuwa would ruin the six hundred years of Chengtang.
If ordinary people ask for spoilers, Li Xiao will definitely not do such a thing, who wants to read a book after spoilers. But since it's Tamase's request, it's okay to spoil it, so I said that the next chapter will write that King Shang is preparing to select the beauties of the world to be sent to his palace.
The emperor's uncle Bigan and many princes in the court were opposed, so Shang Xuan was ready to accept advice to stop the selection of the world's beauties, but only the daughter of the world's famous beauty Jizhou Hou Su Hu was admitted to the palace, Su Hu did not obey, which angered the Shang King. The king of Shang ordered Su Hu to be driven back to Yizhou, and sent someone to pick up Su Hu's daughter into the palace······
"You're too watery, and there's no progress in this plot."
"Who said there was no progress, didn't I have ups and downs in the plot?"
"It's not water, just one sentence can be said, and you pour so much water, isn't it just that King Su believes in the beauty pageant and forces the anti-Jizhou Hou Suhu?"
"Hey, you don't understand anything, you have to write like this to know no, you have to foreshadow, you have to foreshadow, you have to foreshadow, you have to foreshadow, you have to be interlocking, one ring leads to the other. Because of the beauty pageant, Jizhou Hou Suhu was introduced, and because of Su Hu, Su Hu's daughter Su Da has come, which is the heroine of this book! ”
"Suda is already the heroine? Isn't that the famous bad woman of antiquity? ”
"That's right, it is precisely because she is recognized as an ancient red-faced disaster, so the heroine of this book is her, she was originally the daughter of Su Hu, and she was extremely talented, but she was robbed of her body by the thousand-year-old fox spirit sent by Nuwa, so she became a disaster for a dead merchant·······"
Tamase thought about it carefully, it was indeed interlocking, and the idea of a thousand-year-old fox spirit snatching Su Da's body was quite good.
"The story is not bad, it would be nice to refine it a little more." Tamase said.
"You still don't understand, you have to take your time, it's boring to be too refined, you have to hang your appetite at the same time, keep releasing our settings, remember, we are a masterpiece of overhead mythology, not only to write about the ancient martial king's war, but also to write about the immortal war of the two sects."
Li Xiao even thought about it, and then trained a few storytellers to come out, and specially went to the teahouse, the restaurant, and the Fengshen Bang, so as to promote the Chang'an News and expand the influence of the newspaper.
"Is it a change to Chinese?" Tamase asked again, she always felt that this vernacular was a bit too unacceptable.
"Wenyan is boring, we are popular, I am going to open a mountain, I am a giant editor, Wenyan is not suitable for this form, and there is a reason why I write this book."
On the same day, Li Xiao went to Chang'an with the first issue of Chang'an News that he had prepared, and Tamase also rode to Chang'an together, and Li Xiao didn't even have time to return to Lizhuang.
Wan Niang waited for Li Xiao at home for a day, but at dusk, she waited for a little Taoist boy in the Tamase Taoist Temple to report that she had been ordered by a real person to tell the county monarch that Li Sanlang and the real person had an urgent matter and rushed back to Chang'an.
Hearing this, Zhao Wan frowned and just nodded.
sat under the corridor, but heard Cui Yingluo's noisy voice from the West Wing Courtyard, who was on a hunger strike, but asked someone to bring her honey water.
Tossing and turning, still throwing things.
Wan Niang couldn't help but feel irritated and angry.
"It's really unseemly, it's too unseemly, Yue slave, ask the housekeeper to take someone to lock Erniang in the firewood room, lock the door, don't give anything, no honey water, no well water, first lock her up for a day and a night."
When it was over, he added, "Shut her mouth!" ”