Chapter 2 Starting from Scratch
Hearing the verses chanting from Ye Xiaotian's mouth, a glimmer of light flashed in the girl's eyes. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Hey, this stinky guy can also make poems, although I don't understand what it means, but it's catchy to read, and it feels very powerful, very literary, and I don't know what it means.
"What do you mean?"
"I just want to be a quiet beautiful man!" Ye Xiaotian put on a delicate posture at the right time, and said softly.
The girl had a black face, resisted the urge to slap the shameless thing in front of her with the sole of her shoe and shouted, "You go to die!"
"It's not my fault that I'm handsome." Ye Xiaotian was unmoved, still stroking his face and feeling self-pity.
"Hey, shameless poor and sour, don't spoil Sven."
Ye Xiaotian, who was taking pity on himself, couldn't help but light up in his eyes when he heard this. blurted out: "Sven? Can you change the meat sandwich bun? ”
"You Sven scum!"
"You can't say that, the ancients said that the book has its own long legs, and the book has its own meat sandwich bun! To put it bluntly, reading more is to marry a beautiful daughter-in-law and eat delicacies from the mountains and seas. I'm not blaspheming, I'm just carrying forward the spirit of the ancients. "Ye Xiaotian is righteous and awe-inspiring, and he has the ambition of giving up who else he is.
"Phew! You just spoil Sven, and you come to spoil the ancients, which ancient man is as shameless as you. The girl chirped. The disgust index was significantly doubled, but the damage index was always zero, because it was Ye Xiaotian who met him.
"Hey, you're half right about this sentence, Zi once said, there are three points of success. Do you know what are the three points? ”
The girl was still in confusion, and Ye Xiaotian continued directly: "First, persevere!" The tone of righteous words is loud.
"Second, shameless!" The cheeky nature is on full display.
"Third, insist on shamelessness!" The six-character policy of "invincible if you are cheap" has been brought into full play.
The girl who was still thinking in confusion blurted out weakly, "Which one?"
Ye Xiaotian couldn't help but glance at the girl with relief, this chat rhythm is right.
Then his nostrils were facing the sky, his right hand was clenched into a fist, and his thumb was pointed outward to himself: "Lao Tzu!"
Sonorous and powerful! The arrogant and underwhelming look is incredible, and he can take shamelessness as a skill, but he still has a face that is proud of this guy and is proud of it, and Ye Gong is the only one in the world.
The girl's flute was half loud and did not react from Ye Xiaotian's rhythm.
"Hey! Your adoring look is wrong. You should have a stunning expression, your eyes shining, your hands clenched into fists on both sides of your face, preferably, holding all kinds of gold, silver and jewelry, crying and shouting for me to take it, otherwise you will be forced to die or something. Ye Xiaotian still has an attitude of not disgusting the dead and not giving up.
"Smack!" After all, the girl reacted from her stunned mind, stride, got up, moved skillfully, and was natural, and finally covered Ye Xiaotian's shameless face with shoe prints. If you want to eliminate harm for the people, cut off this son at your feet.
Ye Xiaotian didn't care about wiping the shoe prints on his face, and when he saw a wail, he lay straight on the ground, hugged the girl's foot and began to roll his eyes and foam at the mouth. A moan erupted in his mouth.
The girl who was holding her feet looked ashamed and angry, and said softly: "You disciple, let go!"
"You pay me for the medical bills!" The skill of touching porcelain is in full swing! Just kidding, so much foreshadowing was done in front of me, just for this time, how can I say that I will let it go.
In ancient times, women's feet were like breasts, and it was a forbidden place! Just like Ximen Qing touched Sister Jin Lian's feet, these are all obscene things. Ye Xiaotian is not an obscene embryo, at best he is just a bolder, more handsome, more visionary, and more knowledgeable...... Well, it's still nasty.
Even if Ye Xiaotian clearly felt the murderous aura in the surrounding darkness at this time, he would behead Ye Xiaotian under the knife when he waited for the girl's order, he still had to hug it tightly, and tonight's dinner was all about this! Otherwise, if you don't get hacked to death, you will starve to death.
It's pure hob meat style!
The girl was embarrassed and angry, and with a wave of her hand, a woman dressed as a maidservant behind her threw the money in front of Ye Xiaotian.
Whole money! During the Zhenguan period of the Tang Dynasty, prices were no longer as fluctuating as they were during the Dade period, and the purchasing power of money was still very strong. It's enough for ordinary people to spend a long time, and it's enough to go to heaven and earth...... Although the Tang Dynasty didn't have it, Ye Xiaotian did have this idea at this moment - after rushing in, he first smashed a bunch of money on his mother Sang's face, and then coaxed him to say hello with good wine and food. Girl? While staying, Lao Tzu is not good at that, the reason for coming here to eat is just to prove one thing, rich, capricious!
That feeling, Meidi is very! Meidi is very!
Holding the heavy money in his hand, he quickly stuffed it into his clothes, lest this little girl regret it and force herself to pay it back.
I have long seen that this woman is either rich or expensive, and from the chill he felt when he hugged his feet just now, I know that this woman's identity is not ordinary, can someone who is secretly protected by someone at any time and anywhere be an ordinary person?
But this kind of sudden use of money-throwing behavior that makes people love and hate to set off their nouveau riche style, I have to say, the force is really high.
"Beauty, you can take care of me!" Ye Xiaotian put on a dog's face in time.
"Hmph, soft bones." The girl was dismissive.
"Eating soft rice belongs to a senior industry, you are still young, you don't understand." Ye Xiaotian wiped the shoe prints off his face, pretended to shake the dirty robe deeply, put his hands behind his back, and paced forward.
Youyou sighed: "I can eat with my face, but I have to use my talent, I really want to give myself a lot of praise." Lots of recommended tickets. ”
Then, with a shocked look on the girl's face, she lay down at the corner and groaned in the distance as the carriage slowly approached at a speed of less than twenty yards.
Hmph, isn't it just to make money, Lao Tzu started from scratch and earned a garage concubine. In this era, beggars are not popular, and their competitiveness is too strong, so they have to resort to a killer trick - touching porcelain.
took the time to show an unfathomable smile to the girl.
"Ahh Exaggerated acting skills, clumsy lines. "Ahh Come and judge it. ”
Chang'an porcelain king was born in response!
Ye Xiaotian was very happy to act, but he caught a glimpse of the sadistic expression of the girl not far away, and he was surprised. When he looked up, his face instantly collapsed.
I saw that on both sides of the carriage, there were two rows of officials, with honor guard specifications. I wanted to pit a rich businessman and a local tyrant, but this time I kicked the iron plate. This is especially a powerful class, and at the very least, it has to be at the level of director.
"Who's making noise in front of them!" Just as Ye Xiaotian was thinking about how to leave in a mellow way, the car curtain rolled up, and the tone was not very kind.
"Back to the adult's words, it's a mess of the people who are stirring up right and wrong here!" A servant in front of the car replied respectfully.
"Hehe, my lord, this is a misunderstanding. I'm just kidding the adults! As he spoke, Ye Xiaotian quickly got up, "It's nothing, I'll go first!" ”
"Whew!" The bright knife is horizontal in front of the chest.
Ye Xiaotian's face became even more bitter, and he said to the official in front of him with a bitter face: "Big brother, I'm really making a kind joke, don't play so big!"
The servant ignored him and looked at the people in the car.
"Bring it back to the Yamen!" I don't know if this director is out of menstrual period or if he finds that the older his son gets, the more he looks like the old king next door, and he is in a bad mood, but he happened to meet Ye Xiaotian and sent him to the door, and it is also excellent to take him under a knife!
Ye Xiaotian walked behind the carriage under the handle of a friendly sword, leaving a mournful atmosphere.
During the Zhenguan period, the policy was enlightened, and Li Shimin was benevolent and benevolent, and he was bent on clearing his charge of killing his brother and seizing the throne. The officials all followed His Majesty's footsteps, wholeheartedly shared the worries of the king, and adhered to the mentality of never blocking Li Shimin. But although there is no fear for his life, this cannot rule out the possibility that the director who is in a bad mood will beat him with two boards to get angry.
As long as you don't slap your face, it's easy to say anything, Ye Xiaotian stepped into the county yathatched house - the big prison next to it with a hob mentality.