After entering the camp tent, Cao Ren lifted his pants with a red face and looked at Ma Xiaoquan with a resentful expression.

Cao Cao felt strange and asked Cao Ren: "Zixiao, didn't you go to the toilet?" Is it better? ”

Cao Ren arched his hand: "Thank you for your concern, I'm much better" Having said that, in fact, Cao Ren's stomach is churning in the stomach now.

Cao Cao nodded and asked Cao Ren: "Liu Bei and that Liu Bi and others sneak attacked my Runan, Zixiao, what do you think?" ”

Cao Ren blushed, and stiffly held back a fart first, and then said slowly: "Lord, in my opinion, we don't have to worry too much. ”

Cao Cao's eyes lit up: "Go on." ”

Cao Ren was dragged out of the toilet by Ma Xiaoquan before, and Ma Xiaoquan had sued him and asked him to give Cao Cao advice to calm Liu Bei's affairs.

Cao Ren said: "My lord, at present, all parts of the southern part of our rear are fighting with Yuan Shao, a strong enemy, and think that we must not be able to rescue in a short time, so they will be forced to surrender because of Liu Bei's sneak attack, but my lord, the big-eared thief led Yuan Shao's army for a short time, in my opinion, he will definitely not be able to make his subordinates obey, if we attack Liu Bei at this time, we will definitely be able to achieve victory, and when the time comes, the crisis in Runan will be resolved." ”

When Cao Cao heard this, he laughed and said, "I, just this person," Cao Cao said, looking around at every general present.

After thinking for a long time, Cao Cao said to Cao Ren: "Zixiao, you have to go to this matter!" ”

Cao Ren just said a lot of words, and was about to brew a fart secretly, but who knew that the lord gave this order, Cao Ren held back the fart again.

Cao Ren blushed and said, "Obey orders!" ”

Out of the camp tent, Cao Ren hurriedly ran to the toilet again, Zhang Liao saw it, and couldn't help but worry about Ma Xiaoquan and Cao Cao: "Lord Shangxian, lord, I see that Zixiao's state is not very good, I'm afraid"

Ma Xiaoquan waved his hand: "Don't get in the way, this is easy to do!" ”

Cao Cao nodded, he believed that Lord Shangxian had his own way, so he left with a smile.

Ma Xiaoquan came to Cao Ren's tent to wait for him, as soon as Cao Ren came back, Ma Xiaoquan stepped forward and grabbed Cao Ren: "Zixiao, how is it, are you still uncomfortable?" ”

Cao Ren wiped the sweat from his head: "Oops, it's much better, it's been a day, and I finally feel almost." ”

Ma Xiaoquan nodded: "That's good, but, just in case, I think you should be like this"

Cao Ren pricked up his ears and listened to Lord Shangxian's words, and after listening, Cao Ren blushed: "Lord Shangxian, is this okay?" ”

Ma Xiaoquan said solemnly: "Why not, of course you can." I'll tell you, if you get this, your first battle will be a no-brainer. ”

Cao Ren was still not at ease and said: "That riding cloth was made by a girl, I'm a big man, what kind of system is it with that thing?" ”

The corners of Ma Xiaoquan's mouth twitched twice, and he persuaded Cao Ren: "Don't you want to capture Liu Bei alive?" ”

Cao Ren pouted: "Of course I think about it, that Liu Bei's dog day thing, the big-eared thief, I have to catch him this time." ”

"That's good, then you have to do what Ben Xian said, understand?"

Cao Ren was a little reluctant, but he nodded and agreed

Before leaving, Cao Ren rode on his horse, kept twisting his body, and the adjutant general came over and asked, "General, is this saddle making you uncomfortable?" ”

Cao Ren was embarrassed to say that he had a riding cloth, so he could only blush and shake his head and say, "No, okay, let's go." ”

"Yes!"

rushed to a county seat in Runan, and sure enough, as Lord Shangxian said, it took almost no effort to capture this county seat.

Cao Ren did not enter the city, because, he had not met Liu Bei yet, and Cao Ren did not want to waste time in vain.

Sure enough, in the next few places, Cao Ren was beaten down smoothly.

The surrender of Liu Bei in southern Ru was forced by helplessness, but now that Cao Cao's reinforcements are coming, of course he raised the white flag and surrendered.

Returned to several places in a row, Cao Ren thought in high spirits: Lord Shangxian is wise, he said let me come, I didn't want to at first, but now I think about it, I really blame Lord Shangxian, this time I caught Liu Bei, I must thank Lord Shangxian well

was daydreaming, exploring the Malay newspaper, and found the main force of Liu Bei's army in front.

Cao Ren laughed: "It's exactly what I want, the whole army listens to the order, let's rest for the time being, and then attack Liu Bei!" ”

The adjutant general said: "General, Liu Bei is not far ahead, why don't we go all at once?" ”

Cao Ren nodded: "The so-called one blow, and then three times and exhaustion, our task today has been completed." ”

The adjutant general seemed to understand and gave Cao Ren's order.

Liu Yuan's allied army office got the news of Cao Ren's attack and decided to defend first, but soon, he got the news that Cao Ren's army was not moving.

Liu Bei rubbed his big earlobes and said to himself, "What is this Cao Ren doing?" ”

One subordinate said with a mouth: "General, is Cao Ren afraid of the general?" ”

Liu Bei shook his head, indicating that he was not sure.

This subordinate understood that Liu Bei didn't know, and he continued: "General, at the moment, although Cao Ren has recaptured several territories in a row, most of Runan is still in our hands, if we go to attack Cao Ren tonight, we will definitely get good results." ”

Liu Bei listened and nodded: "Okay, then attack Cao Ren at night!" ”

At night, Cao Renjun rested as usual, but because he was not far from Liu Bei, Cao Ren specially arranged more sentry patrols.

In the main general's tent, Cao Ren and the deputy general gathered together to discuss the next step.

The adjutant general said, "General, are you sure that Liu Bei will attack us tonight?" ”

Cao Ren smiled: "That's natural, although Liu Bei is a hero, but he is really bad at fighting, compared to the strategy and courage of the lord, Liu Bei can't catch up with Guan Yu's little red rabbit horse." ”

The deputy general was still puzzled: "The general, since you have already arranged a qiē and prepared an ambush, why do you have to wait for Liu Bei in the main general's tent yourself?" ”

Cao Ren said with a solemn face: "If I am not here, Liu Bei will attack and can't see me, he will definitely think that we are cheating, and he may not be obedient, so I have to stay." ”

The adjutant general was shocked: "General, will you be in danger here?" ”

Cao Ren smiled again: "For the lord, and for the sake of the immortal lord, I, Cao Ren, have no regrets." ”

When the deputy general heard Cao Ren's words, he was deeply moved: "General Gaoyi, I will follow the general without hesitation!" ”

Cao Ren nodded and gently blew out the candles in the tent

Liu Bei led a group of Yuan Jun to the side of Cao Ren's camp in the dark.

Liu Bei said to a general of the Yuan army: "Pass my order and prepare for a sneak attack!" ”

Who knew that after hearing this, the general snorted coldly: "What kind of thing are you, I am under the account of Yuan Gong, in terms of official positions, you and I are at the same level, why do you order me?" ”

Liu Bei was helpless, so he had to go down to give the order by himself.

However, the army is not his own after all, although Liu Bei did it himself, the effect was not very good.

Sitting on the ground, Liu Bei sighed depressedly and said, "Hey, sure enough, the doll is still its own." ”

Having said that, now is a great time, Yuan Jun can also see it, and all Yuan generals are gearing up and eager to try.

Liu Bei was just about to give the order, but he didn't know who shouted first: "The whole army is attacking!" ”

Immediately afterwards, the shouting of killing sounded, and before Liu Bei's double-strand sword could be pulled out, he was rushed out by the crowd.

It was easy to calm down, and Liu Bei shouted: "Kill Cao Ren first, kill Cao Ren first." ”

Liu Bei's words made the generals of the Yuan Army react, and everyone rushed straight to the largest camp.

At this time, a silver-armored general burst out of the camp tent, and through the light of the torch, Liu Bei saw the man's face clearly.

"Cao Ren!"

Cao Ren laughed: "That's right, it's you Cao Ren's grandfather and me, the big-eared thief, you went back on your word and failed my family Ming Gong, today, do you still have the face to take refuge in Yuan Benchu?" ”

Liu Bei's face was red when Cao Ren said this, and even the generals of the Yuan army beside him cast a disdainful look at Liu Bei.

Liu Bei responded cheekily: "Fart, Duke Yuan treats me kindly, how can a lowly person like you understand, the fourth and third dukes of the Yuan family, in time, Duke Yuan will definitely unify the north"

Liu Bei's sycophant words were filmed at the right time, the generals of the Yuan army were still a little disdainful of him before, and now it sounds, it seems that Liu Bei is not like what Cao Ren said.

The generals of the Yuan army glanced at each other, and after unifying their thoughts, they raised their weapons one after another and rushed over, wanting to kill Cao Ren first.

Cao Ren's martial arts are good, and he is not a live target, he saw that it was not good, and hurriedly ran into the darkness.

However, at this moment, Cao Ren's stomach began to rumble again.

Cao Ren thought to himself: Lord Shangxian is wise, this riding cloth is just used at this time, it's okay, come on, pull it.

Thinking about it, Cao Ren let out a loud fart, and then there was another storm-like attack

After pulling it in the crotch, Cao Ren wiped the sweat on his forehead: "Comfortable!" ”

At this time, the adjutant general also came, and after finding Cao Ren, the adjutant frowned and muttered, "General, why do you smell so bad?" A smell of. ”

Cao Ren slapped the deputy with a "snap": "Fart, Lao Tzu doesn't smell anything." By the way, did the order go down? ”

The adjutant general nodded: "It's already down, now it's just a matter of waiting for the general's words." ”

Cao Ren, who skimmed the big strips, although the crotch of his pants was sticky and uncomfortable, his stomach didn't hurt anymore.

Cao Ren cleared his throat and yelled, "Kill! ”

Cao Ren gave an order, and a lot of Cao soldiers suddenly appeared around.

Liu Bei waited for the Yuan army soldiers to take a look, and then realized that they had been ambushed by Cao Ren.

In the dark, if you want to fight an ambush war, it is very easy to win.

Now that Liu Bei is in the Ming and Cao Ren is in the dark, the rhythm of the war is quickly controlled by Cao Ren.

Liu Bei felt bad and wanted to slip away again, but when he thought about it and was fucking defeated, Liu Bei hesitated again.

"Hey, I'm afraid this will be defeated again, but it will be like a defeat if you lose, right?"

Liu Bei said, a thought came to his mind.