[190] Lin Xiuya's sneak attack
Earlier, when Liu Bei led Yuan Shao's troops to attack the various departments in Runan, these Yuan Shao soldiers did not obey Liu Bei's orders very much, as long as Liu Bei spoke a little, they excluded Liu Bei on the grounds of "I am the general of the Yuan family, you are an outsider", if it were not for the fact that they were all focused on breaking Cao, I am afraid that these Yuan soldiers would have let Liu Bei get out of the way.
Liu Bei pursed his lips and said in his heart: In this case, you are unkind, don't blame me for being unintentional.
Thinking about it, Liu Bei secretly grabbed a short knife in his hand.
The cat leaned close to a general of the Yuan army, and Liu Bei deliberately stood unsteady and fell towards him.
The general of the Yuan army did not dodge, and was bumped into Liu Bei's arms, Liu Bei took advantage of the situation and poked a knife into the lower abdomen of the general of the Yuan army.
"You~" The general of Yuan Jun just wanted to speak, Liu Bei covered his mouth, and the hand holding the short knife twisted fiercely.
The general of the Yuan army rolled his eyes and died.
Liu Bei pretended to put down the general of the Yuan army, and cried: "Cao Cao, the person you killed Yuan Gong, I am inseparable from you~!" ”
Liu Bei's words were very loud, and at this time, the surrounding Yuan Jun noticed him.
What everyone is seeing now is Liu Bei holding a dead Yuan army general, howling and crying.
For a while, Yuan Jun sighed with emotion: We are like Uncle Liu Huang, Uncle Liu Huang is still so righteous to us, hey, it seems that we were too much before.
At this time, Liu Bei pulled out his double-strand sword with a "Qiang", "wiped away" his tears and shouted: "Everyone, please listen to me, now that we have been defeated, it is better to withdraw first, and when Yuan Gong's army comes, we will step on the Cao army together~!" ”
Liu Bei said very impassionedly, and the soldiers of Yuan Jun also felt that what he said was reasonable.
Liu Bei was secretly proud in his heart, and then gave an order.
After the offensive of tears, the soldiers of the Yuan army suddenly became more obedient, Liu Bei asked them to break through from the left, and they would definitely not go to the right to be reckless.
On Cao Ren's side, there were not many soldiers, and compared to Liu Bei and Yuan Shao's coalition army, Cao Ren's number of sergeants was much smaller than that of the other party.
Therefore, if Liu Bei and Yuan Shao's coalition forces really escaped, Cao Ren would not be able to resist it.
However, after all, Cao Ren brought pro-guards, not only loyal, but also fierce.
After several pursuits, Cao Ren successfully slashed Liu Pi and others to death.
It's a pity that Liu Bei's guy is really cunning, and he has always been in the Yuan army, and Cao Ren has no choice but to let Liu Yuan's allied army flee
When cleaning the battlefield, Cao Ren felt that the crotch of his pants was very uncomfortable, sticky and hot, and it smelled very bad.
Several lieutenant generals also smelled it, but in view of Cao Ren's highest rank, although they were suspicious, they didn't dare to speak.
Finally, Cao Renxian couldn't help it, made an excuse, and ran behind a low forest.
Seeing that no one was paying attention, Cao Ren pulled off his pants as fast as he could, and took out the riding cloth covered with "Yoneda Gong".
Then, a foul smell came to his nose, Cao Ren held his breath, and desperately wiped his thighs and buttocks with the cloth he had prepared in advance.
At this moment, several Cao Cao's soldiers suddenly broke into the dwarf forest with a grin.
Cao Ren was frightened and hurriedly picked up his pants and ran to the side, and casually threw down the riding cloth. As soon as the front foot ran away, several soldiers from the back foot Cao Jun came over.
One of them sniffed, pouted and said, "Ri~~He~~Mom~~, why is it so stinky, it's the same as who pulled in the crotch!" ”
The other also sniffed a few times and echoed: "It's not just pulling on the crotch of your pants, I see, it must be eating in this place." ”
The third waved his hand: "I~~day~~you~~we~~Mom, why are you two so disgusting!" ”
The second retorted: "What are you lying to, look at that!" As he spoke, the second soldier picked up a piece of cloth with his spear.
When several people looked at it, they said in unison: "Riding a horse? ”
Then several people screamed again: "There is a girl! ”
In another place, Cao Ren secretly scolded in his heart: There are your mother's legs, it is your general and me.
Several soldiers giggled and picked up the riding cloth with their spears, which was very lively.
While it was rising, a deputy general of Cao Jun also came over.
Everyone immediately stopped and shouted respectfully: "General! ”
The lieutenant snorted and asked, "What's going on, why does it stink so much?" What are you guys doing here? ”
One of them smiled and said: "The general doesn't know, we found the riding cloth used by the girls here, look at the general!" As he spoke, the soldier showed the adjutant the riding cloth covered with "Yoneda Gong".
The adjutant general waved his hands one after another: "What nonsense, have any of you ever seen a woman wipe her cheeks with a riding cloth?" ”
As soon as the adjutant general's words came out, everyone also felt that it made sense.
A ** said boldly: "General, I think this riding cloth seems to be used by General Cao!" ”
The adjutant general rolled his eyes and scolded: "Let your mother's stinky fart, how can it be General Cao?" ”
Not far away, Cao Ren nodded with great satisfaction.
Who knew that the deputy general said again: "There are too many generals surnamed Cao, which one are you referring to?" ”
"General, my subordinates think it's General Cao Ren!"
The adjutant general looked around and whispered, "You can't talk nonsense, why do you think it's General Cao Ren?" ”
The soldier said, "General, haven't you noticed? Two days ago, I happened to be on shift, General Cao Ren was thirsty at night, got up and scooped a bowl of water by the well and drank it.
The soldier said very loudly, and Cao Ren, who was not far away, heard it and muttered in his heart: How can you know this dog's day thing so clearly?
The adjutant general asked again: "Well, what else?" ”
The soldier said again: "General Cao Ren didn't anymore, that night, I happened to go out to pee, and I saw Lord Shangxian."
When several people heard that it was Lord Shangxian, they all became curious, and asked in unison, "What's wrong with Lord Shangxian?" ”
The soldier was quite proud, snorted twice, and said, "I saw Lord Shangxian enter General Cao Ren's camp, as if he gave General Cao Ren a magic elixir, and then General Cao Ren didn't casually."
The soldier's words were very shallow, but the words were not coarse.
Indeed, since Ma Xiaoquan came out of Cao Ren's tent, Cao Ren has indeed not run through the toilet casually.
Not far away, Cao Ren was so ashamed that he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground and get in and never come out again.
"These dogs' things, how can there be any miracle medicine, dare to talk about Lao Tzu, damn it, go back and dig the toilet for Lao Tzu for ten days each"
Everyone laughed and walked out of the low woods, and after a while, Cao Ren came out from the other side.
Looking at the riding cloth that was thrown into the ground by everyone, Cao Ren was very depressed.
"Lord Shangxian, you're hurting me."
Cao Ren won the battle and successfully took back the Runan departments, while Ma Xiaoquan, because several wives were pregnant at the same time, said to Cao Cao, and hurried back to the Ma family compound in Xuchang.
Ma Xiaoquan was not there when Xiu'er gave birth before, for this reason, Xiu'er had a lot of complaints, this time, Ma Xiaoquan said that he had to stay and wait for Diao Miaoyu and Hua Lin to give birth.
Calculate the time, there is still some time before Cao Yuan's next war, at this time, Ma Xiaoquan is just able to accompany his family and wife, by the way, Ma Xiaoquan has also thought about it, take advantage of this time, step up being a stallion, and strive to let Ling'er also conceive a child.
As for Mrs. Hua Yuexin, she once secretly told Ma Xiaoquan during a meal that she might not be able to give birth.
Ma Xiaoquan doesn't mind, it's just that Hua Yuexin, as the main wife, if she can't give birth, her status will be more or less threatened by other female dependents.
Although there are no arrogant women in the Ma family, it is difficult to guarantee that it will not appear in the future, especially when the children grow up one after another, and it is more likely that there will be a problem of mothers and children being expensive.
Although Ma Xiaoquan is a man, he knows that if he does not plan his backyard well, then his mission will not be able to go smoothly.
Ma Xiaoquan means that since he is not old or dead, then he will wait for his wives to grow old one by one, and then, after they pass away one by one, it is not too late for him to leave.
As for his heirs, although he will be very reluctant, after all, he belongs to modern people, and in modern times, there is still a woman worthy of him going back
"Yue'er" Ma Xiaoquan remembered Mingyuexin again, "Where are you?" ”
In the middle of the night, Ma Xiaoquan tossed and turned and couldn't sleep.
"I should go back and have a look," Ma Xiaoquan said, getting up and fastening the door, and then moving the table and stool over to hold the door up.
After making some preparations, Ma Xiaoquan gently closed his eyes.
After brewing a burst of power, Ma Xiaoquan swiped in the air, and there was a slight sound of "bang", and a crack appeared in mid-air.
From the cracks, a trace of blue light shines, and the light is not dazzling, but gives people a very peaceful sense of tranquility.
Ma Xiaoquan smiled and burrowed into the crack
Modern society.
The underground world, the large warehouse in Drifting Water City is really indoors.
A gray-haired woman stood on the portal with a solemn face, stretching out her shallot-like fingers and playing with every ornament on the portal at will.
Under the teleportation platform, all the staff were tied behind their backs, and if you looked closely, the hands and feet of these people were locked by a white mist, and their faces looked very frightened.
"Lin Xiuya, what do you want?"
The gray-haired woman raised her head, revealing a beautiful face, she was stunned for a moment, her eyes widened, and she moved her fingers very mischievously.
Immediately after, the man who spoke loudly to her just now screamed.
"Don't talk loudly to your sister Oh, oh yes, your name is Ruan Longfei, right, your superpower sister likes it very much, how about it, do you want to join your sister's 'Night Demon', my sister promises, not only let you live a moisturized life, uh-huh, your parents, and your younger brother, my sister will take good care of you"
"Don't you think about it!"
The gray-haired woman Lin Xiuya smiled: "Don't refuse your sister in such a hurry, you listen to your sister again, not only that, but my sister also helped you solve your brother's identity problem, how about it?" ”
Ruan Longfei's eyebrows furrowed.
"Ah Fei, don't listen to this crazy woman's nonsense, don't you understand what kind of people are in the 'Night Demon'? If you go, you're completely ruined, you"
"Smack!" Before the person who persuaded Ruan Longfei finished speaking, he was slapped hard by Lin Xiuya in the face.
"Ryoko Asakura!" Lin Xiuya stepped forward and picked up a woman's chin, "You ~~ woman, tomorrow I don't know what ecstasy I took from you, and I was fascinated by you?" ”
"Phew~ Don't slander Brother Tianxin!"
"Yo yo yo?" Lin Xiuya smiled and let go of her hand, "The man who still maintains that negative heart is here, okay, let's do it, I'll kidnap you, and then put you in my 'Night Demon', and let that group of men serve you ten times a hundred times a day, what do you think?" ”
"Lin Xiuya, you are shameless!"
"Smack!" Another slap in the face, and blood oozed from the corners of Ryoko Asakura's mouth.
"Am I shameless? Am I shameless? Lin Xiuya's eyes were red, "Tomorrow's heart will be negative to me, he is shameless, I sue you Ryoko Asakura, you don't have to hate me, if you want to hate, just hate tomorrow!" "Let's say it, Lin Xiuya waved her hand, and a white mist sealed Ryoko Asakura.
"Captain"
"Captain Ryoko"
Lin Xiuya laughed, waved her hand again, and the white mist floated up.
"Lin Xiuya, do you want to be shameless, you know that tomorrow Big Brother Xin is not here, you will come to attack us, you shameless woman!"
Lin Xiuya was unmoved, and said unhurriedly: "Tomorrow, that stupid person in my heart will not be able to beat me, I said, if he can't comprehend the black and white fire, he will never be my opponent!" Oh yes, you should call this a portal, right, I heard that your 'Thunder' and 'Fengyun' teams have recently added a new Extreme Soldier, right? ”
None of the people answered Lin Xiuya's words.
Lin Xiuya said: "It's okay if you don't say it, well, that's it, what about Ryoko Asakura, I'll take it first, as for whether she can come back alive, or whether she can come back completely, I really don't dare to guarantee it, you also know that the wolves in my 'Night Demon' brigade are inhuman." ”
Just when Lin Xiuya was proud, a hole suddenly opened on the top of her head, and before Lin Xiuya could react, a purple-haired man fell out of the crack.
only heard an oops, and the purple-haired man pounced on Lin Xiuya's body accurately.
Lin Xiuya was really careless.
The purple-haired man groped all over Lin Xiuya's body, touching her thighs for a while, and touching her breasts for a while, making Lin Xiuya very passive.
"Humph!" As soon as Lin Xiuya's spirit was concentrated, a white mist immediately rose from all over her body.
The purple-haired man let out a "wow" and jumped away from Lin Xiuya's body.
"Ponies?" At this time, everyone noticed that it turned out that this purple-haired man was Ma Xiaoquan who had come back from time travel.
Ma Xiaoquan brushed aside his long purple hair, pouted and said, "Damn, what's going on with the mezzanine of time, it's getting more and more powerful, and I can't even pass the teleportation table, what's going on?" ”
As he spoke, Ma Xiaoquan raised his head and saw a woman covered in white mist opposite, and said in surprise: "Huh? Who are you? ”