Chapter 006: Radical General Steals Books

Li Ru was naturally very angry at Li Su's slippery behavior.

But as a smart person, Li Ru thinks very highly of himself, although he said before that he sighs for himself, but smart people usually have a common problem, that is, they do not admit defeat.

Especially when it comes to IQ, smart people are especially invulnerable to provocation.

Li Ru, who thinks he is a smart person, is no exception.

Unfortunately, Li Su's slippery behavior was perfectly successful, not only successfully let him get through, but also made Li Ru's consultation in his stomach, which was tantamount to a provocation to Li Ru's IQ, so when he first understood that he was tricked by Li Su with a trick, although he was very angry, he just wanted to use force and power to get back on the field, Li Ru immediately put away this idea.

There is no other reason for this, as a smart person, you can't learn to be stunned when looking for a place.

Since it is a lost field in terms of IQ, it has to be recovered from the aspect of IQ.

The clever Li Ru quickly thought of a good idea, and a wicked smile immediately appeared on his face.

Hiss! Seeing this evil smile, all the entourages and officials of the Prime Minister's Mansion shuddered for no reason, and at this moment, suddenly, Li Ru called the name of the entourage Zhao Huan.

"Zhao Huan!"

"Ahh Zhao Huan suddenly snorted.

Li Ru: "Is the pig's head meat in the market expensive?" ”

"Huh? Is pork head meat expensive? Zhao Huan was at a loss.

"Yes, is it expensive?" Li Ru asked.

"Lord Hui, this pork is cheap meat, only the poor eat it, it shouldn't be expensive!" The attendant Zhao Huan was not sure.

Li Ru's eyes flashed, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, go buy two catties, no, one catty is good, remember, choose the cheapest one!" ”

"The cheapest?" Zhao Huan was stunned again.

"Don't talk nonsense, I'll go if I tell you to go!"

"Yes!"

A quarter of an hour later, Zhao Huan came back from buying a pound of the cheapest pig's head meat from the market, and Li Ru stepped in again with a wicked smile on his face.

As soon as he entered the front yard, Li Ru raised his voice and shouted.

"Brother Ziwen, Confucianism is here again, this time with a heavy gift!" Saying that, Li Ru carried a pound of pig's head meat that he had just bought, and the fish rushed in.

Is pork head a gift?

Zhao Huan, the entourage behind him, heard this sentence and almost fell to the ground!

Li Rucai didn't care what Zhao Huan thought, this guy wanted to get back on the field in terms of IQ, and he wanted to slap Li Su in the face with this catty of pig's head meat.

Especially thinking that he would return to Li Su with the phrase 'courtesy is light and affectionate' later, Li Ru felt a little excited and rushed all the way into the front hall.

It's just that for some reason, there was not the slightest movement in the mansion along the way, and even Wang Xin, a servant, was gone.

What about people?

As soon as he entered the door, Li Ru looked around for a while, and then his eyes fell on the table in the front, a wooden plaque happened to come into view, and there was a book next to it, and there was a line of words on the wooden plaque.

It reads, 'Don't buy pork head next time'.

A line of words was sprinkled, and you could even smell the scent of ink, apparently freshly written.

Li Ru, who was carrying the pig's head meat in his hand, froze directly in place, not to mention how wonderful his face was.

Zhao Huan, who followed closely, was also stunned and scratched his head suspiciously.

"Lord Changshi, how did the captain know that the lord bought the pig's head meat?"

As everyone knows, this remark is setting off a storm in Li Ru's heart.

Isn't that guy really capable of predicting the future...... Li Ru was motionless, like a clay sculpture.

Zhao Huan was shocked, and immediately exclaimed: "Lord Changshi, how can you ......?"

"Don't make a noise, I'm fine, go, bring that book!" Li Ru quickly shook off those terrible thoughts and quickly returned to normal.

"Yes! My lord! Zhao Huan breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly went to take the book on the table and handed it over.

Casually took the book in Zhao Huan's hand, Li Ru opened it with his hand, and the result was naturally unsurprising, the five words 'all-army competition' at the beginning clearly showed that this was what he was thinking.

The sprinkling of text is all a plan for a large-scale contest of arms by the whole army.

From the proposal at the beginning to assemble the army in the outer school field of Luoyang, urge the battalions to strengthen training, etc., to how to deter the hundred officials in the end, and finally confer the officers, etc., everything is listed on it one by one.

After a cursory look, Li Ru's first feeling was only two words - perfect.

It's perfect, so perfect that you can barely fault it.

It's just that when he saw the last sentence 'Be careful, don't steal books', a sense of superiority in IQ immediately came to his face, and Li Ru's face was as black as the bottom of a pot on the spot, and a wave of anger rushed straight to Parkway.

"Hmph, Confucianism is about to steal this book today, Confucianism wants to see what kind of mystery you Li Ziwen has!"

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At the same time, Li Su's master and servant were holding fragrant mutton soup and eating Hu cakes at the stall of Zhang Laohan's house on the side of the road.

While eating breakfast, Li Su kept chattering.

"Wang Xin, Li Changshi's old boy is now so angry that he blows his beard and glares, do you believe it?"

"Whew...... Childe, how do you know? Wang Xin snorted and ate Hu cakes, and very cooperatively gave his master the opportunity to show his intelligence.

Hey! Li Su smiled sheepishly: "Of course I know, Childe, not only do I know that Li Ru is so angry that he blows his beard and glares, but I also know that he must be very unconvinced, maybe he is now thinking about how to get back to the field." ”

"Ah...... Wouldn't that be miserable? Wang Xin was shocked.

Li Su immediately glared at him, and immediately scolded: "Miserable, you pig brain, this son tells you, this is a good thing!" ”

"Is it a good thing for Li Changshi to find a venue?" Wang Xin looked puzzled.

Li Su nodded as a matter of course: "Of course, because everyone is more or less competitive after all, this is easy to make cheap mistakes if you have a competitive spirit, there is a way that it is better to be aggressive than this reason, just for people like Li Changshi, you have to play some small actions appropriately!" ”

After all, it's not easy to sell a wise man and ask someone to count the money for you!

It's okay to use some unconventional means, Li Su is comfortable making excuses for himself.

But Wang Xin didn't understand this, so he had to scratch his head blankly: "...... Uh, Childe, what do you mean! ”

"I don't know how to forget it, eat, eat, this mutton soup is good!" Li Su had enough and continued to drink the soup deliciously.

Wang Xin scratched his head, took a sip of soup blankly, and said casually: "The soup is good, but, childe, there is a problem that the villain really doesn't understand, you do so many things, you can toss Li Changshi hard, what are you trying to do?" ”

"Hehe, what do you think this son is trying to do?"

"This ...... Isn't that embarrassing! ”

"Hahaha, if this son said that it was to drive this group of Xiliang troops out of Luoyang, do you believe it?" Li Su asked with a smile.

"Huh?" Wang Xin looked confused.

Li Suha smiled: "What, don't believe it?" ”

Of course Wang Xin didn't believe it, and even thought that Li Su was crazy again: "Son, don't make trouble!" ”

"Don't believe it, this is the truth, Li Ru would never have imagined that the goal of this son was to drive the Xiliang Army out of Luoyang and even Sili, and he would definitely help me do it!" Li Su narrowed his eyes as he spoke, and a hint of abuse flashed in his eyes.

It's a joke to 'be careful, don't steal books'!

Hehe, Li Suke didn't have a mind.

After all, as a normal person, it is impossible to joke with your own life.

For the sake of his life, Li Su not only wanted to drive the Xiliang army out of Luoyang, but also had to let them go obediently by themselves, and teasing/teasing Li Ru was actually for this goal.

It's a pity that others don't understand the reasons for this.

"Childe, why are you doing this?" Wang Xin asked puzzled.

"Because ......"

"Boss, come to twenty bowls of mutton soup, the meat should be large, hurry up!"

Without waiting for Li Su to finish speaking, a familiar voice behind him remembered that Hua Xiong and more than a dozen personal soldiers came to the stall and sat down.

Zhang Laohan, who was selling mutton soup, immediately changed his face, and his face was more bitter than bitter gourd.

The people who were eating around were crawling away one by one.

When the Xiliang soldiers who caused all this saw it, they immediately laughed triumphantly, and what was even more boring was that some soldiers would kick their feet along the way.

Li Su smiled bitterly and shook his head!

The facts are very clear in front of us, and the phenomenon in front of us is the reason, if we don't drive this group of bandits out first, and use the whole army to compete to rectify military discipline, Dong Zhuo's forces will be finished sooner or later.

In history, Dong Zhuo's defeat was of course Wang Yun's plan, but the root cause may be the problem of Xiliang Army itself.

Not to mention that they have no strategic vision, they have even made the people's hearts clean to the death, and it is difficult for such a group of idiot warlords not to die.

Hey, there is such a group of unlucky ghosts on the stall, Lao Tzu is really sad, the corners of Li Su's mouth twitched, and he stood up helplessly.

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