Embarrassed! What a thief embarrassment!

Even though he knew that Li Su was not talking about himself, Li Ru looked at his empty hands, and his face was really a little unbearable.

Ahem, ahem!

In order to hide his embarrassment, Li Ru hurriedly coughed a few times.

Wang Xin, who was kneeling on the ground, turned around when he heard the sound, and happened to see Li Ru standing there, and his face turned green in an instant.

Li ...... Plum...... Long history, you ...... When did you come in? ”

"Ahem, just now, it happened to be very coincidental, I just heard that 'it's all empty-handed anyway...... it'!" Li Ru touched his beard with a strange face and repeated what he had just heard.

Burst! Wang Xin almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and the flesh all over his body trembled.

There was only one thought left in the mind of the faithful servant.

It's all over!

Li Ru didn't care and stepped forward.

I'm not here today to joke with a servant, but to get down to business.

As for the so-called business, it is naturally the all-army competition that Dong Zhuo explained at yesterday's meeting, as well as the things that won over Li Su and so on.

The latter is relatively easy to handle, as far as Li Ru knows, Li Su has always been a good official, so he specially prepared a most suitable official position overnight, thinking that it is enough to impress Li Su.

However, it is not easy for the former to compete with the whole army.

Why is it so difficult? First of all, there was no precedent for such a large-scale competition of the whole army, and Li Ru thought about it all night, but he didn't know where to start.

Helpless, Li Ru had no choice but to take advantage of the official seal and documents to send today, and asked Li Su the planner of this plan by the way.

But who knew that Li Su was so lazy that he couldn't get up at three or three poles a day, so Li Ru had no choice but to step forward and knock on the door in person.

"Knock knock, Brother Ziwen, it's three poles on the sun, come out quickly!"

"Damn, I don't let people sleep!" Li Su in the room shouted dissatisfiedly, Gulu got up from the couch, didn't even care about his clothes, and went straight to the door.

Bang dang!

Opened the door fiercely, Li Su drooped a pair of dead fish eyes, and stared at Li Ru like this, as if he had a deep hatred, full of murderous aura.

Li Ru was suddenly startled, and hurriedly retreated: "Brother Ziwen, what are you doing!" ”

"Hehe, Brother Wenyou, do you know that you are really underwhelmed!" Li Su drooped his dead fish eyes with a look of disobedience.

“…… Yes! Li Ru was stunned again.

Growing up so big, even when he was a child, Li Ru never heard anyone say that he owed a beating.

After following Dong Zhuo, naturally no one dared to say that.

Now someone dares to say that he owes a beating, which is the first time in the world.

Not only that, but without waiting for Li Ru to come back to his senses, Li Su immediately sprayed with Lianzhu Cannon Bilibili.

"Oh, don't believe it, I'll tell you today, this sleep is extremely important to people, some doctors have calculated, lack of sleep will affect life expectancy, so disturbing others to sleep, you are equivalent to making money and killing people, understand?"

Li Ru: "......"

"Also, Brother Wenyou, your face is not ugly, but it is boarded all day long, and the fight with the coffin board affects the appearance of the city!"

Li Ru: "......"

"In the end, the most important thing is that you don't bring gifts, no gifts, no gifts!" Li Su repeated it three times in one breath, and his expression was heartbroken.

I don't know, I think it's a heinous sin not to bring a gift.

Wang Xin, who was already sitting on the ground, was stupid, and he wailed wildly in his heart.

Oh, my God! This is the prime minister's long history, and the son is not crazy.

What's even more nonsense is that Li Ru really has a trace of doubt in his heart.

"Does not bringing a gift have anything to do with owing a beating?"

Li Su drooped his dead fish eyes: "Of course it matters, do you think, as a good friend, you don't even bring a gift to the door, not to mention that you know that this good friend is in a bad situation, and you can't open the pot at home, are you embarrassed to come to the door to eat and drink without a gift?" After Li Su finished speaking, he immediately put on an embarrassed expression.

It seems like it's too much......

Uh, no...... Wait, wait, no, when did we become good friends, and when did I say I was going to eat and drink, wait...... Or is it not right, what am I here for?

It seems to be a big competition for the whole army, hey, it's not right...... What the hell is it.

Li Ru, who had been taken into the ditch, scratched his ears and cheeks.

But after thinking about it for a long time, because a certain fly has been bb in his ears, Li Ru was stunned and couldn't even remember what he was here for.

Anyway, it felt more and more wrong, and Li Ru hurriedly stopped a certain fly!

"Brother Ziwen, you wait a while, let Confucianism figure out his thoughts first."

Li Su still drooped his dead fish eyes: "What's there to think about, aren't you here to deliver the official seal and documents, just put things down quickly, Su still has to sleep back!" ”

"Huh, how do you know?" Li Ru was stunned, and his train of thought broke again.

"Nonsense, Su is not an idiot, naturally I can see the group of nerds with documents and official seals in the front hall!" Li Su glanced at Li Ru as if he was looking at an idiot.

Li Ru: "......"

"Hello, you're welcome, just put things down!" Li Su was not polite at all, and walked over directly, ready to take down the documents and official seals.

Li Ru was shocked and hurriedly grabbed him: "Hey, you wait for a while, Ru hasn't read it out yet!" ”

Where would Li Su be polite, he directly put on Li Ru's shoulder, and said heroically: "What to read, it's all for Su anyway, and those red tape saves energy!" ”

"This ...... Not good! The corners of Li Ru's mouth twitched fiercely.

"Hey, don't care about that kind of detail, let's talk about gifts, let me tell you, as a guest, you have to be a guest, you must bring gifts to the door, you know,

As the saying goes, politeness is light and affection is important, so the next time you come to the door, even if you bring some pig's head meat, my brother will be happy......"

Hooked Li Ru's shoulders all the way, casually talking about the meaning of giving gifts, and came to the front hall in a blink of an eye, Li Su was not polite at all, and snatched the official seal and documents from the entourage brought by Li Ru, and his virtue was basically no different from that of bandits.

Not to mention Li Ru, even the officials and soldiers of the Prime Minister Mansion he brought were a little confused.

What is the situation in the heart path?

didn't wait for everyone to figure it out, and after a while, Li Ru and his party were politely sent out.

From beginning to end, the people present only heard Li Su call BB, and then, uh, no more.

The servant Wang Xin never got up at all, and kept kneeling in the back hall.

Especially when he saw that Li Su was like a bandit, snatching the official seal and documents from the hands of his entourage, and politely inviting people out, the loyal servant's eyes almost popped out.

Outside the mansion, Li Ru, who was given a gift, stood in the wind, and the whole person was still in a daze.

After half a minute, Li Ru seemed to think of something, his face instantly darkened, and he suddenly turned back and stared at the mansion in front of him and shouted.

"Okay, you Li Ziwen, no wonder you keep interrupting my train of thought, and pretending to be crazy and stupid, it turns out that you already know what I'm here for, so you deliberately play tricks!"

Finally figured out Li Su's routine, and finally remembered that the main purpose of his coming was to ask for advice on how to conduct the all-army competition, Li Ru's face turned pale with anger, and he turned around and was ready to rush in again.

But as soon as he took a step, Li Ru immediately stopped, only to see his eyes roll.

A brilliant plan immediately came to mind!

……