Chapter 3 I am the Führer
Dietrich hurriedly straightened the distance: "Führer, subordinates are in-"
"I'm the Führer——, tell me what's going on in Colin Square?" The Soviet soldier questioned Joseph Dietrich, and from now on I was the Führer
"Führer, you are speaking at Colin Square, good fellows, and in that square there are thousands of your fans who are shouting Long live Germany, long live Hitler—" Dietrich danced excitedly,
"I'm the Führer——, don't make all this useless, tell me who shot me, what about you?" Su Junsheng is unhappy, it's not me Su Junsheng who is called Long Live, it has nothing to do with me, you have to tell me seriously. My life starts now,
He, Su Junsheng has already seen that these people in front of him are just idiots, stupid and stupid, and I, Su Junsheng, want to play with them in the palm of my hand, isn't it a piece of cake? If you want to do something, you want to catch a group of people, then start with the people around you, firmly control them, and then develop others.
"Whether it's a Scotsman or an Englishman, it's not clear, anyway, after the shot, he was beaten to death by an angry fan base, and there is no way to find out, Führer, you don't care about it, anyway, the assassin is our opponent, the enemy, the matter has passed, don't mention it again," Dietrich didn't want the Führer to ask any further,
Su Junsheng wanted to chase after him, and he was very polite: "I am the Führer, you have passed, I have not passed, when Lao Tzu is speaking, should you, as the captain of the guard, stand behind me?" ”
"Yes, Führer," Dietrich was a little alarmed, for while the Führer was speaking, he slipped away quietly, and went away merrily, not at all by the Führer's side,
"I'm the Führer——, but where are you? How come I didn't see your people? Dietrich ——," Su Junsheng looked at Dietrich sternly: "You tell me, where are you, answer honestly, don't lie,"
Dietrich was a little impatient, looked very unhappy, and muttered: "Do you really think you are the head of state?" ”
When Su Junsheng heard it, what was he talking about? Am I not the head of state? The Soviet army angrily questioned Dietrich: "Are you the head of state?" ”
"No, no, no, I'm not," Dietrich was a little flustered, and did not know how to answer, so he called out: "Theo Vichy, you come and tell him,"
Theodor Vichy, who was his deputy, the deputy captain of the guard, stepped forward: "Sir, you are the stand-in for our head of state, Adolf Hitler, whose real name is Samk Hitmüller, the Führer's own cousin,"
Although Su Junsheng was surprised, he did not get angry, got out of bed gently, walked to Theodor Vichy, and grabbed him by the collar: "I am the Führer, you say, you are talking nonsense,"
Theodor Vichy did not know how to answer, and held back for a long time before he said: "Yes, Führer, I am talking nonsense,"
Su Junsheng couldn't help but be furious: "I know it's nonsense, and I dare to talk nonsense," Su Junsheng mentioned Teodor at once,
Theodor panicked, he didn't know what Hitmuller would do to him, the emaciated camel was bigger than the horse, who made his own cousin the head of state? Even if it's a stand-in, it's still the same way to clean you up,
Theodor Vichy hurriedly said: "Führer, what is said below is the truth,"
"I'm the Führer——, you're still fucking telling the truth," Su Junsheng didn't know where he got so much strength, so with such a gentle flick, he threw Theodor Vichy down the wall, with a bang, bounced back, fell heavily on the floor, climbed up, and didn't get up after all,
Two SS soldiers rushed over to help Theodor Vichy up,
"I'm the Führer, and no one is allowed to touch him," Su Junsheng roared,
"Führer, if this continues, he's going to die-"
"I am the Führer, and whoever disrespects the Führer must die,"
The two soldiers really didn't dare to move, Su Junsheng knew that this was the best time to establish his prestige, the stand-in was the stand-in, and the stand-in couldn't let others lead the nose to play, so it would be a worthless stand-in, although the stand-in had no official title, but he was a bottomless official, everyone was under his own jurisdiction, and he had as much power as he wanted, and he could have as much power as he wanted, if you didn't seize the power, you were just someone else's puppet,
With power, you are holding other people's noses to play, so that you can live a wonderful life. Live a worthwhile life, if you can stand up to Hitler, the whole of Germany will be under your control, haha, I, the Soviet soldier, am a person who does great things, and if I travel back one day, I can show my face in front of my classmates,
Su Junsheng walked up to Dietrich: "Let me ask you, where were you when the assassin shot me just now?" ”
Dietrich was a little flustered, but he could still calm down: "Führer, I'm in the audience not far from you,"
"Fart, fuck you, you're obviously in a room, hugging a chick, and you're having fun, right?" Su Junsheng didn't know that he had mastered Dietrich's trajectory and clearly saw the whole process of Dietrich's pickling girls, what kind of law is this? Image reproduction?
"Yuan, Führer, did you see that?" Dietrich knelt down with a puff, can he do it without kneeling? I left my post without permission, and I went to find a young lady, saying that small can be small, and big can be big, this is a capital crime, shooting yourself is definitely not wronging you.
Su Junsheng did not want to treat them as capital crimes, but for the purpose of control, if you want to live a wonderful life, you must have a group of people who support you, listen to your own words, support your own decisions, tell them to beat dogs, they will never catch chickens, so that they can be mixed up and worthy of this crossing,
At the beginning of this matter, you must subdue the people around you with both soft and hard, and you can't let them control yourself, and then you can gradually win over a group of people.
So, the Soviet soldier began to act, the first day of the crossing was about to begin, he knew, on this day, the Second World War had not yet begun? If you can stop the world war, it will be a great merit.
Dietrich didn't know how Samk Hitmüller knew about him going to find Miss, a capital offense, so he could only beg for mercy: "I beg the Führer to spare me, Dietrich is a first offense—"
"You're a first-time offender, 365 days a year, what day have you been absent? In the sign-in book in the kiln, there was no sign of yours that day? I tell you, I am the Führer, omniscient and omnipotent,"
"This, you know this? Führer, how do you know? Dietrich was surprised: could it be that Samk Hitmüller had also been to which yard?
"Sensei asked me how I knew, say, is what I'm telling the truth? If you don't know what to do, you can't do it unless you do," Su Junsheng further pinched Joseph Dietrich,
"It's true, but Führer, it's not during working hours, outside of eight hours, who doesn't want to live a little more fully?"
"But, when the Führer was giving a speech, you went to pick up girls, and that was eight hours away?" Su Junsheng glared at Dietrich,
"Only this time, not as an example, not as an example," Dietrich delusionally tried to get by, turning big things into small things and small things.
"What if I just don't let it go?" Su Junsheng pressed step by step: "I will enter the Führer's Mansion now, report to my cousin, Lao Tzu will speak in place of the Führer, but Dietrich ignores my life and death and runs to pick up girls, what will happen to my cousin?" ”
"Don't, don't, don't say it, as soon as you say it, I'll die," "Ask the Führer to raise his noble hand, I must be the head of the horse and obey the Führer's orders?" Dietrich knelt down,
"What if it's violated?" Su Junsheng did not let him have room for maneuver,
"Well, since you want to live, you have to be respectful, I, Samk Hitmüller is your Führer, Hitler is not, I am Führer, can I do it?"
"It can be done, it can be done,"
"I'm the Führer, tell you, don't be lucky and want to be double-faced, there is no door, from now on you are my man, what Hitler did, Lao Tzu must know,"
"It's the Führer," Dietrich didn't dare not agree, where was the fate of Theodor Vichy? It's almost out of breath, and no one else is allowed to move, and death is a foregone conclusion.
Damn, how did this stand-in become powerful today, he usually bullied him as much as he wanted, but today it seems to be a different person, what a hell, I can only muttered in my heart,