Chapter 2 Who is the Führer

Monarch? Who is the Führer? Is it me? Su Junsheng looked around, there was no one else here? They're talking about me, right? Su Junsheng didn't believe that this was true, I crossed over and became the Führer? Which head of state? Don't be the head of Germany,

Two SS soldiers immediately rushed up and held the Soviet soldier: "Führer, lie down, your gunshot wound is very serious, you need to rest, you can't move,"

"Führer? I'm the Führer? Am I really the Führer? "The Soviet army was secretly surprised, our Soviet army was born as a Führer, the Führer of the SS, the Führer and Chancellor of Germany, isn't it Hitler?

So, I, the Soviet Army, crossed over? Oops, stepping on a horse, what is bad to cross? But through the fascist leaders who are scolded by thousands of people and hated by thousands of people? Su Junsheng was heartbroken, if he crossed like this and killed me, I wouldn't come

Lao Tzu is gone, give me a time to go back——, this is not something you want to wear, what do you want to wear, since you have crossed over, you have to do it hard, whether you want to or not, if you come, you will be safe, if you want to go back, no way!

Who listens to me? No one listened to me, and the two SS soldiers had already rushed to the bedside and gently helped the Soviet soldier to the bed: "Führer, lie down, you can't move, you are injured, you really can't move, we must be responsible for your health,"

The SS leader shouted, "Get that old bastard of Chelsea Eminem,"

Su Junsheng suddenly remembered, wasn't this person his guard captain Joseph Dietrich? After a while, Su Junsheng became confused again: How could I know this person? Notorious scoundrel, how can this person be with me? I'm a graduate student in history, how did I know him?

Oh, so I really crossed over? This is not a dream, Su Junsheng can only lie down, and cannot be willful. Does Su Junsheng think that his predecessor was Hitler again? If you had dressed as Hitler, you would not have been able to start World War II and contribute to the peace of mankind.

After a while, Dean Chelsea Eminem hurried over, muttering as he walked: "Impossible, impossible, how can it be?" ”

Joseph Dietrich looked very unhappy: "Open your dog's eyes and see if it is Führer Adolf Hitler lying on the bed,"

"My mother, Su Junsheng really became Hitler, no, Lao Tzu doesn't do it, Lao Tzu is not Hitler, if you let Lao Tzu be a Zhukov, how powerful is it? What the hell is this errand? Su Junsheng could only shout in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it,

Dean Chelsea Eminem looked at the Soviet soldier lying on the bed, yes, it was Adolf Hitler, the head of state of Germany? ”

Everyone says that I am Hitler, so I am not a Soviet soldier, but Hitler? You guys, you're mistaken,

Dean Eminem Chelsea, took out a stethoscope and said cautiously: "Führer, I'll check it for you,"

What else can Su Junsheng say, just close his eyes and let Chelsea Eminem check, Chelsea Eminem's stethoscope just touched Su Junsheng's chest, and jumped up like an electric shock, my mom, scared the baby to death, the Führer's heartbeat is normal, just ·······

Who is it? Normal heartbeat, what are you afraid of? Is it true that since I was born in a well, I have seen the pot cover and the sky, but I have never seen the world, and the living are more terrible than the dead? Nima's, this IQ,

Chelsea Eminem didn't believe it was true, took a long breath, tried to calm himself, bent down again, and said cautiously: "Führer, can I examine your wounds?" You were shot just now,"

"Wounds? What wound? Su Junsheng was a little strange, I didn't feel pain or itching, "When did Lao Tzu get hurt?" Where's the injury, isn't it all fucking nonsense? ”

"Normal, normal, I don't know where the injury is, the situation when you are injured is a normal physical reaction, which means that you are seriously injured, Führer, you were in Colin Square to give a speech was hit by an assassin-"

"What nonsense? I ask you, where is my body, "Su Junsheng was extremely dissatisfied, "Long-winded, Nima's,"

'There's a wound on the head, it's a penetrating wound, it's serious,' said Eminem Chelsea seriously.

"Fuck you, is there a wound on my head? Where's the injury? Su Jun was angry, turned over and sat up, and said angrily: "See clearly, where is Lao Tzu injured?" ”

Su Junsheng turned over and sat up. One by one, the SS soldiers opened their eyes wide and their mouths wide open, the Führer, who had passed out just now, now, looked like a nobody, it was really strange, it was obviously -

The old dean Chelsea Eminem helped his glasses and approached Su Junsheng's head, he wanted to take a closer look, looked at it for a while, opened his mouth wide, opened his eyes wide, and couldn't close them anymore, he didn't even have a big wound on the tip of a needle, and he was like a fool.

This is Chelsea Eminem's self-healing, never encountered a strange phenomenon, just now it was a penetrating injury, and now there is no wound. What about wounds? Where did the wound go? Missing wounds?

So worried about me? As if he didn't know Lao Tzu, Su Junsheng was obviously very angry, and his tone was no longer so polite, "If you haven't seen it clearly, Lao Tzu suggests that you go home and take a magnifying glass to check it?" Old fellow, don't look at me so angrily, I don't feel comfortable being looked at by you,"

"No, there is no need, the Yuan is the first to be born," Dean Chelsea Eminem replied seriously, even if the Führer was ridiculing him and scolding him, he was sincere in being the Führer, because he suddenly remembered that this function is called the self-repair function, and it should be said that the person with this function should be one in ten million, and he didn't expect the Führer to have this kind of function.

Oh my God, the Führer has such a function, this is a man, it is simply a god, it is a blessing to the German people, and no one has harmed the Führer's life.

The captain of the guard walked over, extremely dissatisfied, and said viciously: "Chelsea Eminem, I wonder if you should revoke your business license?" ”

"No, how can I revoke my business license, I didn't have a medical accident?" Chelsea Eminem is a little strange,

"You are already suspected of murder," said the SS guard captain seriously,

"No, who did I murder? It must be someone who made a mistake somewhere," Chelsea Eminem looked innocent,

"Make no mistake, Führer, you murdered Führer," said Dietrich, with a very serious face,

"Where?" Dean Eminem Chelsea felt that he was wronged, how could I murder the Führer? Dietrich, you're a bloody spew,

"I ask you, have you just announced that the Führer is dead,"

"Yes, I did," Dean Chelsea Eminem admits as true: "It was a miscarriage of justice, how can it be called murder?" ”

"If we believe your words and bury the Führer in a hurry, will the Führer still be able to sit here? It's a dead man who never turns over, and you say it yourself, is this murder? ”

"This-" Chelsea Eminem was frightened, and hurriedly knelt down for Su Junsheng: "Führer, I didn't mean to, just now I really didn't have my breath, my heartbeat, my heartbeat, my -"

Su Junsheng was even more unhappy, what are you talking about? endlessly, he said angrily: "Without your head, get out of here-"

"Yes, Führer, I'll get out, I'll get out," Chelsea Eminem bowed and slowly retreated,

Su Junsheng shouted again: "Dietrich-"