Chapter 553: I've Been Bickering (2)
Huo Xiaoshan, they finally got on the boat of the 508th regiment. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
The reason is because Wu Cheng, who has been watching the movement on the shore on the boat, gave the order first.
Wu Chengxian didn't plan to let Huo Xiaoshan's direct battalion take a boat at first, but when Huo Xiaoshan reported his name, Wu Chengxian suddenly remembered the matter of Huo Xiaoshan's direct battalion.
Because he was on the defensive position of the Xinqiang River crossing, he saw Huo Xiaoshan's direct battalion loading weapons with a boat, and the rest of the personnel were the regiment commander who swam across the river.
At that time, he was also amazed by this battalion for a while, but then he led the whole regiment to fight the Japanese army.
The battle was fierce and tense, but he didn't have the energy to care about this legendary army that had nothing to do with him, so he left this matter behind.
It was only when I heard Huo Xiaoshan report the number and name of his unit just now that he remembered that the unit in front of him was the unit that crossed the river to fight guerrillas.
Although Wu Chengxian adheres to the domineering spirit of the Central Army's descendants, he is not the kind of character who is proud of his achievements and is the best in the world, so he is also friendly to other troops.
Because of this, his soldiers did not have the habit of fighting at the slightest disagreement.
Therefore, Shen Chong immediately splashed the muddy face of the company commander under him, and although the company commander was unhappy, he did not start beating people.
This thing is really like what Wu Chengxian's soldiers secretly thought at that time, that is, our 508th Regiment has a good temper, and you can try it by splashing other Central Army descendants with muddy water? I don't have to slap you in the face.
Since Wu Chengxian had already recognized the direct battalion, seeing that the ferry boat that came to pick up his people was enough to squeeze down, and he was happy to be convenient with others, he asked his subordinates to notify and agree to Huo Xiaoshan's department to take the boat.
Wu Chengxian was also quite curious about Huo Xiaoshan's direct battalion, because as a regiment commander, he still knew the history and achievements of the battalion directly under him.
Therefore, he had carefully observed this army when they led their troops across the Xinqiang River last time Huo Xiaoshan, and this time he had the opportunity to observe it closely.
He noticed that although Huo Xiaoshan's battalion was now in poor appearance and dirty uniforms, the soldiers' mental state was still good, not the kind of rout.
More importantly, he noticed a detail, a considerable number of people in Huo Xiaoshan's direct battalion were holding Japanese-style weapons in their hands.
The shadow of the famous tree, his careful observation of Huo Xiaoshan's direct battalion, naturally remembered that the last time they swam across the Xinqiang River, there were not so many Japanese-style weapons.
What does this mean, this shows that the battalion directly under the family must have killed the Japanese army at least as good as the Japanese weapons they possessed.
The two countries are at war, do you say that we have exchanged our Chinese Zhongguan for a comparable number of Japanese troops?
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Whoever has the ability will change it back and show me!
It was precisely because he was interested that he was not interested in which boat the people in the direct battalion would go, but he directly sent someone to invite Huo Xiaoshan to the boat he was on to communicate.
However, Wu Chengxian, the commander of the regiment, is not rational to mean that his soldiers are rational, the boat is going up the river, except for the people on Wu Chengxian's boat, the soldiers of the 508th Regiment have already mixed up with the people of Huo Xiaoshan's direct battalion.
"Brother, you have a lot of guns for the little devils in your hands!" The first to open their mouths is naturally the person of the 508th Regiment as the master.
Anyone who heard this thought that it must be a compliment to themselves, so the people in the direct battalion naturally replied with pride, "That's-"
In the thoughts of the soldiers of the battalion directly under them, since they asked how many guns of the little devils in our hands there are, then the next sentence must be to say, "You have killed devils a lot!" Then, I still said "that is", and my words should be low-key but my expression should be proud!
But as the so-called ideal is very plump, the reality is very skinny, and the next sentence of the people of the 508th Regiment is "This gun is really good, where did you change it?" ”
The people in the direct battalion were not happy at that time, and who was willing to listen to this?
Obviously, he bravely killed the enemy and risked his life to capture it from the devils, but why did it change its taste in people's mouths, and why did it change so much, "Where did you change it?" ”
The people in the battalion directly under them were all people who were also masters in fighting and fighting, and when they heard that the 508th Regiment had begun to provoke, they were also angry, so they replied: "It's not for exchange, we want to use one to officially replace two or three 38 guns, but they don't do anything, but we were lucky enough to accidentally pick up a few." ”
"Oh my god! It took a pie the size of a pot lid from the sky to hit your head to pick it up, tsk, look at how good your life is, if we have that life, we can also pick it up, maybe I can be a big official like your Battalion Commander Huo! "The people of the 508th Regiment are too surprised and envious.
As soon as he said this, the people in the battalion under him were even more unhappy, you are bickering, you are bickering, why are you pulling our heads? Our leader didn't jump into the well with your head of the group's child!
So, he replied again: "Oh, I said brother, the pie you said is too small like the lid of the pot, how big is the face of God, how thick is the skin of the earth, we can't pick it up."
I can tell you, oh my day, the pie in the sky is as big as a kang mat!
Kang mat, do you know? We northerners live on a kang that can sleep a family of more than a dozen people.
That day, the pie in the sky fell like a kang mat and hit our heads, and we just picked it up.
What's up? Brother, didn't you see such a big pie falling from the sky that day? Why didn't you get hit, and you also picked up his half-striped little devil's broken gun for us to see? Ouch hey, tsk tsk, look at you guys too much of this! Bitter life, brother, I really sympathize with you! ”
The people of the 508th Regiment were originally people who were bent in the directly subordinate battalion, and his tactics of first praising and then depreciating seemed to praise and depreciate were serious, but he seriously put down countless cannons, but he didn't expect to meet a master today!
The meaning of the words of the donkey under the slope is to say, you don't care where our gun came from, you have the ability, you can also pick up the strip and come back to see, you haven't picked it up yet!
If you want to say that the people in the battalion directly under the battalion only have good stubble, they are well versed in the way of fighting, and they must not be merciful at this time.
So without waiting for the squeak of the 508th regiment, he said again: "Brother, you came out and didn't mix with the right person, or I will tell our battalion commander, and you will mix with us in the future, just look at your heavenly court full Pavilion Fang Yuan must be the head of the grand luck, I dare to guarantee that a pie as big as a bird rake will fall into your mouth first!" ”
Note: Bird rake, Northeast dialect, guano.
The hearts of the people of the 508th Regiment said that you are all bullshit metaphors, and they were just about to open their mouths, but there were people who helped next to the battalion again.
I saw this person open his mouth and reprimanded the one who used a bird rake to compare a pie and said that it had to fall into the mouth of someone's 508 regiment: "No, I said you are a dung ball, how can you talk?" How can you use a bird rake as a metaphor for a pie? You know how dirty the bird rakes is, you know, ah, I say you know? Bird rake that is the same surname as you and you are a family, your ancestors are surnamed Shi, called Shi Zhengxiang, your grandmothers are surnamed Wei, called Wei Zhengnong, you are so bad that birds rake and rake! ”
After the helper finished speaking, according to normal speaking, now the people of the directly subordinate battalion on the ship only need to laugh, then the people of the 508th Regiment will be completely defeated.
Bickering has its own rules, that is, no matter what the other party says, as long as it does not involve personal insults or greetings to the other party's female family, then you can't do it in a hurry.
But at this time, the soldiers of the direct battalion were all silent, but the eyes of the people of the 508th Regiment were full of indomitable fighting intent, the meaning is obvious, we will give you a chance, if you are not satisfied, then fight!
But on the other hand, the person from the 508th Regiment who provoked just now didn't say anything, just looked at the deck with straight eyes, why, because he vomited!
If the bird rake falls into the mouth, it will have to be vomited!
If you want to say that the soldiers of the battalion directly under the family are really sympathetic, the little man who is not tall and called a dung ball leaned forward, patted the shoulder comfortingly and said: "Brother, I said you were seasick earlier!" ”