Huo Xiaoshan and Wu Chengxian communicated very well. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

One is the main commander of the ace unit of the Central Army, and although it is said that he has only started his formal military career since the beginning of the defense of Nanjing, he has led his troops to chase the main battlefield of resistance against Japan.

The two of them are small battles, big battles, and countless battles of all kinds, and there is naturally no obstacle to communication.

Moreover, Wu Chengxian is one of the few officers in the Central Army who can treat other military officers with an equal heart, so for a while, the guests of honor were happy, and they were very happy.

However, the Laodao River is not the Yangtze River, after all, the width is limited, and soon the boat will reach the shore.

Wu Chengxian asked Huo Xiaoshan to have a chance to reunite in the future, and Huo Xiaoshan was originally kind to others, so he agreed with him.

The two of them talked about speculation and got off the boat at the latest, and after getting off the boat, the two of them shook hands and said goodbye.

Huo Xiaoshan peeked at the fact that just as he was saying goodbye to Wu Chengxian, the people of the 508th Regiment were naturally lined up separately from the people from the directly subordinate battalion, but the expressions on the faces of both sides were different.

Most of the faces of the people of the 508th Regiment were angry, and the directly subordinate battalion, headed by Zheng Youjian, was arrogant one by one, as if the directly subordinate battalion had become the trump card of the Central Army.

Huo Xiaoshan was strange in his heart, and after separating from the 508th Regiment, he asked the people of the directly subordinate battalion: "What did you each do on the boat, how do I think the people of the 508th Regiment looked at you with strange eyes, a look of envy, jealousy and hatred." ”

Zheng Youjian proudly summed up one sentence, but it was to say the inner feelings of all the people in the battalion directly under him, he said: "I have been bickering, and I have never been surpassed!" ”

"Coaxing", as Zheng Youjian's words came out, all the people in the directly subordinate battalion laughed.

It's not like that, since the boat was opened, the boats on the boats have really been fighting with the 508 regiment.

Huo Xiaoshan naturally knew that the kung fu of his subordinates under Zheng Youjian's "words and deeds" and "humming teachings" was as slippery as the kung fu on the battlefield, and it was definitely easy to "hurt people" without speaking.

Before he could say anything, the dung ball said, "Boss, they still want to ask us to fight!" ”

"Huh?" Huo Xiaoshan looked at the dung ball in surprise, and the dung ball also knew that he had said the wrong thing, and hurriedly explained: "They still want to ask us to compete!" ”

Huo Xiaoshan pouted and said, "You're still not tired, you can't beat the devils." ”

Huo Xiaoshan's words were somewhat blaming, if it were to change to the usual dung balls, it would definitely be able to be seen, and naturally there would be some restraints, but this time the dung balls laughed, and the people who were in the same boat with him also laughed.

Huo Xiaoshan was surprised, and listened to a soldier who was in the same boat as the dung ball explain: "Report leader, our ball is also saying the same thing on the boat, 'You are still not tired, our direct battalion can't beat the devils', what the two of you said was exactly the same!" ”

Suddenly, the people in the directly subordinate battalion laughed again, and Huo Xiaoshan also laughed.

"Even your little body dares to make an appointment with others?" Shen Chong stretched out his hand and slapped the dung ball on the small shoulder.

"It's not a question of whether they dare or not, they want to fight with me, what is my identity as a dung ball, so I don't want to fight with them, I said at the time, 'I never fight bayonets with little devils, why should I give you face?' The dung ball said proudly.

"If you say that, won't it weaken the prestige of our direct battalion?" Xiao Shi interjected as he stepped aside.

"Yes, the people of the Central Army also asked Qiuzi like this, 'Even if you look like a ball, you don't even dare to fight with a little devil with a bayonet, what kind of devil do you fight?' Guess how the ball answered? The man who was in the same boat as the dung ball rushed to speak in front of the dung ball.

"How did he answer?" Everyone asked.

"Ball, I didn't answer at the time." The soldier smiled and said, The people in the direct battalion are all strange, and this failure to answer doesn't it weaken the prestige of the direct battalion?

"At this time, the ball was silent, and I saw him sitting there alone, breaking his fingers and counting there, but after ten fingers had checked, he played with his toes again." The soldier said with a smile.

"People ask him and the devil that he doesn't dare to fight bayonets, why does he count all these bits and pieces?" The small stone lock is incomprehensible.

"Listen to me." The soldier smiled and continued, "When the ball finished checking his toes, he said to the soldier of the Central Army, 'Brother, please take off your shoes.'" ”

"If you don't answer the question, why do you take off other people's shoes after checking the count?" This time, not only Xiao Shi Suo was confused, but other people were also confused.

"yes, people also asked at the time, 'Why do you want me to take off my shoes?'" The soldier continued to tell, "At this time, I listened to what the ball said, and he said, 'I didn't go to school when I was a child, and I couldn't count accurately, and I didn't dare to fight with the devil with bayonets when I went to the battlefield, so I fought once, and I still fought the Northeast Army.'"

But if I don't fight with a bayonet, it doesn't mean that I didn't kill devils, I borrowed this brother's toe to use it, let me check how many devils I have killed in total! ’。

In another burst of laughter, the soldier continued: "The ball can make the soldiers of the Central Army angry, 'You have twenty hands and feet yourself, and you have killed twenty devils?!'" Who are you when you are, net bragging! ’。

People naturally don't believe it, and people naturally can't take off their shoes, so the ball pointed to the head of the other person to check the number, and finally found thirty-one, and the ball said at the time, 'I killed thirty-one devils!' ’。 ”

"Shut them down, didn't you?" Xiao Shisuo asked.

"Believe what! They blew up the temple at that time! No one believes it, look at the size of our balls, can people believe it? The soldier reached out and gestured to the top of the dung ball's head, and then to his stomach, and he made the men of his battalion laugh again.

Of course, the dung ball is not tall, but it is not only to his stomach, but the soldier who is used to it has a handful of dung balls by the way, and the dung balls are in a good temper with his own people, but he is laughing and laughing unconsciously.

"They love to believe it or not, we don't fight devils for them!" Xiao Shi locked his mouth.

"yes, yes! Qiuzi said at the time, 'Believe it or not, I beat devils to save my fathers and fellow villagers, that is to save the life, I am facing such a big day to speak, I am not an official, I have killed at least thirty-one devils, I don't need to lie!" 'And then we're going to have balls like this—" said the soldier, trying to make a gesture of the dung balls.

"What's that?" When they saw that the soldier had stopped, but did not imitate the dung ball, they asked.

"Oh, I can't learn it, you can do it yourself!" The soldier gestured and felt that it was not like it, but gave the opportunity to show it to the protagonist of their boat's mouth, the dung ball.

At this time, I saw that the dung ball was violently upright and bulging belly, and the black face was really a person who saved the Great China, and a posture of being small but looking down on the world.

The crowd laughed again.

Before the laughter was over, Shen Chong spoke: "How do I think this action is like a famous fat man in a famous unit of our national army, no matter how you look at it, it looks like it is underdrawn!" ”

"Hahaha" Everyone laughed, but it's not what's wrong, although the dung ball is small, but the temperament embodied in this posture is not what Zheng Youjian will have when he is proud?

It turned out that unconsciously, the people of the directly subordinate battalion have been influencing each other, Zheng Youjian learned the bravery of the soldiers, and the soldiers learned Zheng Youjian's slippery.

Shen Chong's words naturally made everyone look at Zheng Youjian, but Zheng Youjian looked a little sad when he remembered something at this time.

"What's wrong, dead fatty? A dead dad's posture? Shen Chong asked puzzled.

Zheng Youjian sighed and said: "You can all do it, those who can talk are asked to talk, those who can fight are asked to fight, and those who can shoot are asked to shoot, but I'm miserable, what I'm best at is cannon-"

Everyone suddenly understood why everyone else was happy and he was the only one who was sad, so they asked in unison: "You were asked by others?!" ”