The wake-up horn sounded, Xiao Zhan yawned lazily, and got up slowly.

"Hey, what are you doing? Get dressed and get up, it's time for morning exercises. Xiao Zhan looked at Cao Di and the three guys in surprise.

The three guys were squatting in the corner, each with a blue nose and swollen face, and they were looking at Xiao Zhan with resentful eyes.

Last night, they continued to use various methods to sneak attack Xiao Zhan, and the results were remarkable, each time Xiao Zhan was able to use his instinctive reaction to avoid and fight back.

For a whole night, the three guys didn't know how many tricks they thought of, but in the end they still couldn't succeed.

"Brother Zhan, we won't play anymore, half of my teeth have fallen out......" Cao Di split his mouth, revealing half of his lost teeth, and said when he wanted to cry but didn't dare to cry: "We are technical talents, not combat talents, so we won't play." ”

"If you want to hit us, just do it, we won't attack you anyway." Huo Xiaogang looked at the two pandas and made a faint sound.

Jiang Yang just looked at Xiao Zhan, his mouth was swollen like two sausages, and his eyes were shining, as if tears would gush out and fall at any time.

The three guys were really about to collapse, and after the sneak attack at two o'clock in the morning was not successful, they carefully studied and summarized carefully, and even Huo Xiaogang began to calculate and make full use of their wisdom.

As the saying goes, three stinkers are Zhuge Liang.

Who are they? Three geniuses!

So, continue to sneak attack, continue to be beaten, until dawn.

Because he didn't move, Xiao Zhan's self-protection ability was too strong and strong, and he could always sense the danger.

"Are you sure you won't sneak up? As long as you admit that your IQ is flawed, you don't have to do it. Xiao Zhan blinked and said, "Generally speaking, this kind of sneak attack also requires a certain amount of wisdom, your IQ ......"

As soon as it came to IQ, the three guys jumped up.

"Brother Zhan, I said last night, you can insult us, but you must not insult our IQ!"

"If you have to insult our intelligence, then we are not good brothers!"

"Give us a day, and we'll make a successful sneak attack!"

“……”

The three guys say a word to me, and the nest is extremely hot.

Because Xiao Zhan insulted their IQ, he insulted them once last night, and he was insulting them again when he got up, Shi can not be killed, anything else is fine, but you can't insult their IQ.

"Oh, then I won't insult your intelligence, but you have to come on." Xiao Zhan said sincerely: "I just want to be stimulated by a good stimulus, who are you looking for if this kind of thing is not going to you?" I just fancy your IQ, otherwise I'm going to look for you idiots? Okay, wash your face and brush your teeth, let's go out for morning exercises. ”

Xiao Zhan was nothing, and the roots of Cao Di's hatred were itching.

But they have time, and during the day, the three masters of the ghost dormitory are out of the horse, and they can spend a whole day thinking about countermeasures.

In fact, Ghost 302 didn't sleep well last night, they studied countermeasures until the middle of the night, and finally set the tone: take it by surprise and take advantage of it.

When the human spirit concentrates on one thing, it will subconsciously ignore the occurrence of other things, no matter who it is, it cannot escape this law, so it must be taken by surprise in order to win by surprise.

"One-two-three-four-one-two-three-four-"

The loud sound of trumpets echoed in the campus, and the teams ran around the training ground.

"Negro, get ready, I'll just throw a brick at you, this is an opportunity." The master told the black man in the back.

"Can it work? It's a queue now, and if the instructor finds out...... "The black man was a little worried.

"We're in the ghost dormitory, afraid of hair?" The master said in a low voice: "Besides, we are not attacking for revenge, this is so that Xiao Zhan can recover his memory." What is the spirit of Lei Feng? We call learning Lei Feng to do good deeds, a person who has no childhood, how eager he must be to sound his childhood. To be a human being, we can't just take care of ourselves, we have to help others for fun, and only in this way will we live in happiness. ”

"That's right, Xiao Zhan is our boss, although his IQ is a little worse, he is his own brother." The insect chimed in: "How can my own brother not help? Maybe if you go down with this brick, Xiao Zhan will regain his memory. ”

The black man stared at Xiao Zhan in front of him, touched the brick on his waist, and coldly took it out and smashed it towards Xiao Zhan.

"Whoosh!"

Xiao Zhan, who was running and thinking about how to stimulate himself to enter the second personality, suddenly heard a slight voice from the back of his head, he subconsciously turned to the right, waved his left arm backwards, and hit the flying bricks.

"Bang!"

"Whew! ——”

The bricks change direction.

"Mommy—"

The master's eyes straightened, and the slabs that followed the approach turned into cross-eyed.

"Smack!"

"Poof!"

The bricks slapped on the master's head, knocking him to the ground.

……

After breakfast, the bug hugged a wooden plank and ducked around the corner of the stairs.

Xiao Zhan walked upstairs slowly, and when he was about to turn the corner, a wooden plank slapped wildly.

It's too late, it's too soon.

Xiao Zhan, who didn't have time to dodge, slammed his forehead into the plank.

"Smack!"

The plank broke from it, but the impact on his forehead had not gone away, and he continued to move forward, hitting the insect's head.

"Woohoo! ——”

The worm made a terrible cry and circled in place, two, three, and four times......

"Poof!"

Lying on the ground, he almost fainted.

At that moment, the black man flew over again.

"Whoosh!"

Xiao Zhan's eyes were quick, and he used his left forearm to hit the brick from bottom to top.

"Whew!"

The bricks flew up, and the black people were stunned, he couldn't figure it out, why did Xiao Zhan's reaction be so fast?

Damn, it's not good, the bricks have fallen!

"Bugs, get out of the way, bricks!" The black man shouted.

The bug's eyes widened in confusion and saw a brick falling vertically towards him.

"I'm a grass-"

"Smack!"

The bricks land on the bug's head and bounce aside.

As for bugs...... Rolled his eyes vigorously upward, rolled and passed out.

"What are you doing?" Xiao Zhan said frantically: "I let you sneak attack me, are you sick?" Why do you sneak up on your own people? Sneak up on me, you know? Your goal is me! They are all my own brothers, can you help me? ”

"I ......" The black man collapsed, but suddenly pointed behind Xiao Zhan: "Look, flying saucer!" ”

"Huh!"

Another brick flew out and hit Xiao Zhan directly.

Xiao Zhan stood there with a cold face, reaching out to grab the flying bricks.

"Fly your uncle, dish your sister, you are a ghost, can you use more brains?"

"I ......"

"Give you back!"

Xiao Zhan shook his hand and threw the bricks back.

"Smack!"

The brick that flew back slapped on the black man's head, and the thing was just about to reach out and grab it.

At this moment, no one can understand Xiao Zhan's sorrow.

These are geniuses, they are ghosts, they all enjoy privileges, but why are they all like stupid donkeys?

……

In the next three days, the genius and the ghost talent mixed together, forming a mix-and-match, racking their brains to sneak attack Xiao Zhan.

It's a pity that the more they sneak attack, the more serious the injuries on their bodies, and in the end they say that they won't play anything.

"Senior (division), I have a country (one) erection (method)." Cao Di said with a broken mouth.

"What's the way?" The master with a mouth full of blood blisters asked.

"Send it (pay money) and Guoyou (hire)."

"Sui Te (who steals) attacks (success), one (give money)!"

"What a erection (method)! What a erection! ”

"Hahaha, good erection, good erection!"

"The sauce is erect, it's so erect!"

“……”