236 Under the Reward
This is the only way that geniuses and ghosts can come up with, they really can't stand the endless sneak attack torture.
Is this a sneak attack? Is this standing still for them to fight?
No, this is just a disguised way to clean them up!
Perverted, super perverted?
A person has the ability to react when he encounters danger, but the ability to react is not so perverted, right?
You can react when you fall asleep, you can react when you eat, and you can even react when you're concentrating on peeing...... How else to play? How to play?!
But Xiao Zhan refused to let them go, and they all said that good buddies are righteous.
In desperation, I can only make this decision.
……
A message was passed on to the students as if it had grown wings.
In a class.
"Have you heard, as long as the sneak attack on Xiao Zhan is successful, the genius dormitory and the ghost dormitory will come up with three thousand yuan."
"Really?"
"Really, can I still lie to you?"
"What about three thousand dollars...... I can play games with a computer. ”
"That's right, your military training is so good, try it, don't let the money you send go in vain."
"Reasonable, Cheng, I'll try."
Fighting training grounds.
"The sneak attack on Xiao Zhan was successful once, and someone came out with three thousand, iron fist, do you want to do it?"
"Nonsense, of course I did. Are you sure that a sneak attack was a successful one to give three thousand? ”
"Sure."
"Okay, my mother's medical expenses have been settled!"
Dormitory toilets.
"Brothers, there is money that I picked up for nothing, sneaked up on Xiao Zhan, and successfully gave three thousand at a time."
"It's really fake, you didn't fool us, did you? My brother is short of money, so I get some allowance every month, which is not enough to spend. ”
"Absolutely, really, the Genius Dormitory and the Ghost Talent Dormitory have joined forces. Everyone knows how ruthless Xiao Zhan was with Cao Di and his guys. ”
"Okay, let that genius prepare the money!"
“……”
Many students specially found Cao Di and a few guys to verify it, and after confirming that it was true, they immediately started a sneak attack on Xiao Zhan.
Early the next morning, Xiao Zhan got up lazily and found that Cao Di and the others had long since disappeared.
"Run? If you don't come to sneak attack, I'm still running? ”
Xiao Zhan finished washing up as fast as he could, and ran down to find Cao Di and a few guys.
He slept very soundly last night, and the sound he slept on proved that these guys were lazy.
"Squeak! ——”
The moment he ran downstairs, the soles of Xiao Zhan's feet slipped so hard that he almost fell to the ground.
Thankfully, he reacted quickly and grabbed the handrail.
The ground pounded on the concrete floor was covered with uniform wet marks, but this was not dragged out with water from a mop, but gun oil.
"Sneak attack? It's too low-level. ”
Xiao Zhan shook his head, slid down the handrail, and came to the hall of the dormitory building.
He quickly pushed the pot with his knee, took a step back, turned and kicked the pot out with a backward swing.
"Smack!"
"Oops! ——”
The flower pot shattered, and a student fell to the ground with his head in his hands.
……
In between extracurricular activities, in the public toilet, Xiao Zhan felt that something was not quite right as soon as he entered, because there was no one in the toilet, and asked about the smell of burning gunpowder.
Firecrackers!
Xiao Zhan rolled his eyes and walked over to extinguish the firecrackers with a soak of urine.
He took out two ping-pong balls from his coat pocket and made a small bomb out of the special material of the ping-pong balls.
Many of the students were outside the toilet, trying to pretend that nothing had happened, and when they saw Xiao Zhan walking out as if nothing had happened, and the firecrackers had not yet gone off, their faces showed doubt.
Waiting for Xiao Zhan to go away, a group of people rushed in.
"Bang!"
A manure pit bursts open.
"Oh...... His grandmother's stinks to death! ”
"Whose idea? Come over to me and see if I don't smoke you! ”
"Vomit ......"
“……”
On the training ground, when Xiao Zhan was concentrating on training, a fist slowly stretched out to his back, and when he was ten meters away, an inch of strength suddenly came out.
"Whoosh!"
It's so fast that it's impossible to dodge at a distance of ten centimeters.
A scene that can make people's jaws drop appeared, and the fist hit Xiao Zhan's back with an inch of strength, but it was like hitting cotton wool, fluttering lightly, as if it was slid by something, rubbing the muscles of his back.
This is half a point of strength, soft to the extreme, Xiao Zhan, who was concentrating on training, felt the danger coming from his back, and subconsciously reacted to this.
At the same time, he elbowed over.
"Smack!"
"Ahh
A student suddenly fell to the ground in embarrassment.
……
Sneak attacks, sneak attacks everywhere, the students thought that it would be easy to sneak attack a person, but when they started to sneak attack Xiao Zhan, they knew how terrifying this guy's reaction was.
In less than a day, many of the trainees had blue noses and swollen faces, and the team leaders and instructors couldn't figure out what was going on.
The sneak attack failed.
But the failure of the sneak attack did not stop the persistence of the geniuses and ghosts, and they raised the price to 10,000 yuan.
There must be brave men under the heavy reward, and many students continued to carry out sneak attacks on Xiao Zhan.
Pity......
No one succeeds, no matter what method they use, no matter when, no matter what the circumstances, all end in fiasco.
Whether it's a genius or a ghost, it's all full of frustration.
"Xiao Zhan is a pervert, there are so many capable people in the whole school, and none of them have succeeded in a sneak attack!" Cao Di shouted.
"It's not that Xiao Zhan is perverted, it's that these guys are too stupid, if they had an IQ like ours, they would have succeeded in the sneak attack a long time ago." The master shook his head and said, "It's a pity that their IQ is too low. ”
"Master, you have a high IQ, did you succeed in your sneak attack?" Jiang Yang asked.
The master smiled: "Of course it worked. ”
"You succeeded? How did we not know? ”
"What are you kidding, why didn't I see you succeed in a sneak attack?"
“……”
Several people surrounded the master and asked in a rambling voice, skeptical on one side and excited on the other.
"I smashed his head!" The master said proudly: "I know the structure of the building well, and in the morning, I made some moves on the wall above the dormitory door and successfully smashed it on Xiao Zhan's head. ”
The bug quickly ran over to open the door and looked up, and found that a fingernail the size of a small thumb had fallen off.
"Use ...... Such a big chunk? The bug glared.
"Of course not," the master shook his head and said with a look of disdain, "You are too small, at least one-fifth larger than you." ”
"Your uncle!" Cao Di scolded.
"How can you curse? I really succeeded in the sneak attack, although I only used my fingernails to cover something as big as that, but I could accurately hit Xiao Zhan's head, I was the only one who succeeded! ——”
The master is serious and funny, showing his teeth and claws, he is about to be tortured and crazy.
"Alas...... No moves, really no moves. Huo Xiaogang hugged his head.
"The people in the school are scared, and no one will come to earn this money anymore......"
“……”
Desperate, not only Cao Di and them were desperate, but Xiao Zhan was also desperate.
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