【009】Fire
Dong Zhuo's palace is very large, and it is also very magnificent, standing in front of Dong Zhuo's palace, looking at the palace of Emperor Han Xian not far away, Ma Xiaoquan inevitably sighed from his heart.
"Lord Shangxian" was shaking his head, and Lu Bu walked out and arched his hand at Ma Xiaoquan.
Ma Xiaoquan nodded.
"My father-in-law has invited the Immortal. Adult, please~~"
Entering the palace, you have to walk a gravel road, and in the palace, there are some discordant sounds from time to time.
Ma Xiaoquan frowned, holding his breath indescribably, but because of Lu Bu's presence, it was not easy to have a seizure, so Ma Xiaoquan pinched his thighs hard.
But Ma Xiaoquan's lower body is invincible, and there is no pain at all, although Ma Xiaoquan secretly gritted his teeth and pinched hard, he still didn't feel anything at all.
The two came to a side hall, and Lu Bu arched his hand to Ma Xiaoquan and said: "Immortal, please, my father-in-law is in the hall." ”
Ma Xiaoquan followed Lu Bu into the side hall.
In the lobby of the side hall, Dong Zhuo was lying on the couch, squinting his eyes, motionless.
Lu Bu stepped forward and said softly: "Father-in-law, the immortal is here." ”
Dong Zhuo hummed lowly, opened one eye, glanced at Ma Xiaoquan, and did not speak.
Ma Xiaoquan looked at Dong Zhuo who was lying on the couch, and a sense of disgust from his bones came to his heart.
But seeing that Dong Zhuo was as fat as a pig, a pair of big hands were scratching and scratching his crotch from time to time, and his movements were extremely disgusting. Moreover, this Dong Zhuo looks terrifying, and according to current standards, he is definitely a fighting chicken among ugly men.
"Who's coming?" Dong Zhuo snorted twice, and finally opened his mouth.
At this opening, Ma Xiaoquan was startled.
Although this Dong Zhuo is obese, he has a lot of strength, and Dong Zhuo is still a martial arts master. But for those who practice martial arts, their breath will not be weak, these four simple words, Ma Xiaoquan understood Dong Zhuo's heritage.
Ma Xiaoquan held back the anger in his heart, took a step forward, bowed his hand to Dong Zhuo, and said respectfully: "Since Xiaoxian came down the mountain, he has heard of Taiwei's martial arts and kindness from afar, and he has come here to meet Taiwei to pay homage to Taiwei Tianwei. ”
When Dong Zhuo heard this, he laughed happily, and hurriedly instructed Lu Bu to give Ma Xiaoquan a seat.
Ma Xiaoquan was not polite and sat down.
Dong Zhuo actually didn't believe Ma Xiaoquan in his heart, after all, just based on Lu Bu's words, no one would believe him, not to mention, this Lu Bu is also an unreliable person, can Dong Zhuo believe him?
Thinking of this, Dong Zhuo pretended to be sick and said, "I heard Fengxian say that you are a fairy, and I just don't feel well, I wonder if you can help me take a look?" Dong Zhuo said, called Lu Bu to his side, and handed Lu Bu a halberd placed on the side of the couch.
After the last Cao Cao incident, Ma Xiaoquan has learned smartly. Dong Zhuo said this, obviously wanting to take advantage of him when he went up to see him, of course, Dong Zhuo was afraid that he would make a mistake, so he called Lu Bu to his side and gave him a halberd to protect him in times of crisis.
Ma Xiaoquan laughed, arched his hand at Dong Zhuo, didn't say anything, got up and walked to Dong Zhuo's bed.
Dong Zhuo was very nervous, after all, he knew in his heart that the people who wanted to kill him all over the country couldn't count in line with lanterns, and now he actually made such a request. If this so-called immortal is an assassin with peerless martial arts, and when he gets close, he doesn't care about his own life and death, and he has to assassinate himself, wouldn't it be a cocoon to bind himself?
Ma Xiaoquan didn't walk fast, and in these few steps, he had already roughly seen Dong Zhuo's thoughts.
As he walked, Ma Xiaoquan stopped and reached out to fum.
Dong Zhuo saw that Ma Xiaoquan stopped, he was in a hurry, and hurriedly crawled behind Lu Bu, and Lu Bu was also startled when he saw Ma Xiaoquan's action, holding a sword in his left hand and a halberd in his right hand, looking at Ma Xiaoquan with tiger eyes.
Before returning from the modern era, Mingfa gave himself a burden, in addition to some information about the Three Kingdoms period and the underground world, there were more than a dozen capsules, Ma Xiaoquan didn't understand what these capsules were for, and Mingfa didn't have time to explain to him, but before giving it to him, he told himself that when he encountered something that couldn't be done, eat one, and the problem could be solved.
When Ma Xiaoquan went out, he secretly brought a blue capsule, and the rest were all placed in Wang Yun's mansion.
After fumbling for a long time, Ma Xiaoquan took out the blue capsule, looked at it, and swallowed it.
After the capsule entered the abdomen, Ma Xiaoquan suddenly felt a hot current in his body from the bottom up to the top of the head Baihui acupoint, and in an instant, Ma Xiaoquan felt the hot air flow around him, and he could clearly grasp the movement.
"Huh?" Ma Xiaoquan felt that there was some heat hidden on the beam of Dong Zhuo's couch, and this heat was obviously a person.
At this time, here, the people on the beam, facing Dong Zhuo's old thief, who else can there be besides the assassin?
Ma Xiaoquan had a strong struggle in his heart, according to history, Dong Zhuo would never die at this time, and this assassin was not mentioned in the history books.
"Hey!" Ma Xiaoquan shook his head and shouted at the beam: "Dare to ask if the people on the beam can dedicate themselves to seeing it?" ”
Dong Zhuo heard Ma Xiaoquan shouting that there were people on the beams of the side hall, and he couldn't help but be startled, since he came to Luoyang, burned, killed, looted, and looted, he didn't say anything about it, but he was very careful in his heart, not only to let his subordinates try it first, but also to dress and untie it himself, what he was afraid of was that someone would assassinate him.
Seeing that his father-in-law was panicked, Lu Bu hurriedly pulled out his sword and shouted at the beams of the house: "Traitor, dare to assassinate the captain of the dynasty, I, Lu Bu, will kill you!" Lu Bu said, and hurriedly called someone to move the ladder.
"Slow!" Ma Xiaoquan stopped, "What's the panic, I'm just talking casually, don't make such a fuss!" ”
Dong Zhuo didn't believe it, and urged Lu Bu to go to Liang to catch the assassin.
Originally, when he entered the door, Ma Xiaoquan was angry because of Dong Zhuo's atrocities, and Dong Zhuo was ugly and fat like a pig, so Ma Xiaoquan was even more angry. And he had already stopped it, this Dong Zhuo didn't stop listening to it, and Ma Xiaoquan broke out.
"I'll stop you! Your sister's! Didn't you hear? ”
As soon as the words came out, Ma Xiaoquan felt that something was wrong.
Your sister. This word is a modern Internet buzzword, with the suspicion of frivolity and swearing, this word in modern terms, as long as you have played on the Internet and played with mobile phones, you can understand, but if this word is placed in the late Eastern Han Dynasty
Sure enough, Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu were both surprised. This surprise actually made them stop catching the assassins.
Dong Zhuo looked at Ma Xiaoquan in surprise, thought for a long time, and then said, "Your sister?" ”
When Ma Xiaoquan heard this, his lungs were about to explode.
I said this word unintentionally, you old thief actually learned my words to scold me?
In fact, Ma Xiaoquan was mistaken, Dong Zhuo actually wanted to ask what the three words "your sister" meant, but he was also an export dialect, Ma Xiaoquan didn't react for a while, thinking that Dong Zhuo was scolding him back, so he was depressed.
Lu Bu's eyes were sharp, and he hurriedly stepped forward, grabbed Ma Xiaoquan, and said softly: "Don't worry, Shangxian is in a hurry, I will stop with my father-in-law!" ”
Dong Zhuo is unwilling, how can you say that Lu Bu is my righteous son, your so-called immortal doesn't seem to be very old, and he actually called my righteous son left and right.
Thinking of this, Dong Zhuo shouted that there were assassins, and after a while, a team of Dong Zhuo's personal guards broke into the side hall.
"Go on, give me to the beam, people will catch me and beat me hard!"
When the guards received the order, they lifted the ladder and wanted to climb up.
Ma Xiaoquan saw that the matter could not be controlled, broke free from Lu Bu, and hurriedly stepped forward to stop the pro-guard army from going to Liang.
Dong Zhuo's personal guards, who only listened to Dong Zhuo alone, would pay attention to Ma Xiaoquan's shouting.
"Come on, catch this Diao Min for me, the Prime Minister will interrogate and interrogate this Diao Min today!"
Ma Xiaoquan was shocked. You Dong Zhuo has also become too fast, how can you say that the assassin I helped you find is good, you actually beat Zhu Bajie upside down, and in turn asked someone to arrest me? Outrageous.
The movement of the pro-guard team was very fast, and when Ma Xiaoquan was just finished thinking about making a move, he was already tied up with five flowers, and at the same time, dozens of halberds pointed straight at his head.
Ma Xiaoquan scolded secretly in his heart, and originally thought about what the capsule pen Qu Pavilion that Ming sent to him www.biquge.info effect, but he didn't expect that it still had no effect at all, although he was an immortal body (to be precise, it should be an invincible immortal lower body and an upper body with rapid self-healing ability), but if someone cuts off his head, no matter how immortal he is, he may die.
When Ma Xiaoquan thought of this, his heart couldn't help but tighten.
At this moment, Ma Xiaoquan felt that his whole body was hot, and this heat heated up very quickly, and in the blink of an eye, he actually burned all his clothes and pants.
When the captain of Dong Zhuo's personal guard saw Ma Xiaoquan who spontaneously combusted, he was startled, and hurriedly took a few steps back, holding a halberd in his hand, and confronted Ma Xiaoquan who spontaneously combusted. When the other guards saw that the captain had done this, they also hurriedly picked up their halberds, took a few steps back, and looked at Ma Xiaoquan.
Besides, Ma Xiaoquan, although he was already burning, he didn't feel how hot it was, and even more comfortable than when he first started burning. It's just that Ma Xiaoquan thinks that his lower body is very cool?
Unable to care about so much, Ma Xiaoquan stepped forward and grabbed the captain of the guard's halberd and said, "Stop it for me!" ”
The captain of the guard was so frightened that he let go of his hand holding the halberd, fell to his knees with a plop, and kowtowed to Ma Xiaoquan.
"The gods spare their lives, the gods spare their lives"
The captain took the lead, and the others were intimidated, throwing down their halberds one by one, kneeling in front of Ma Xiaoquan, and shouting for mercy.
Ma Xiaoquan looked at these people inexplicably, and thought for a while before reacting.
Oh, you've been making trouble for a long time, and I'm "angry", haha, cool, I didn't expect Mingfa's capsule to be so interesting.
Ma Xiaoquan thought about the superpowers that Ming sent him about those partners in the underground world, except for Mingyue Xin, other people are described in the information, Ma Xiaoquan thought about it for a long time, and finally concentrated the "anger" ability just now on Tomorrow Xin's body.
"Hmm" Ma Xiaoquan rubbed his chin and said to himself, "If this is the ability of that guy in Tomorrow Heart, it's really tough!" But why do I feel so cold in my ass? ”
Without thinking too much, Ma Xiaoquan stepped forward, grabbed Dong Zhuo's clothes, and scolded loudly: "If I tell you to stop, you will stop, there is this immortal, what are you afraid of?" ”
Don't look at Dong Zhuo's usual murderous and ruthless heart, when Ma Xiaoquan caught himself, Dong Zhuo was also panicked and couldn't panic anymore.
First of all, the fire on Ma Xiao's body has not been extinguished, and now this "immortal" grabs his clothes with his fire hand, obviously not to burn himself, and furthermore, people in ancient times were very superstitious, especially a "fire man" like Ma Xiaoquan, Dong Zhuo instantly felt that Ma Xiaoquan should be a fairy.
There is a good saying, the people do not fight with the officials, of course, the officials should not fight with the immortals.
As a person under (in fact, there is no down, just a name), Dong Zhuo, who is above 10,000 people, has really not been afraid of anyone since he entered Luoyang, but the living "fire man" immortal Dong Zhuo in front of him is really afraid.
However, Dong Zhuo is Dong Zhuo after all, after a short panic, he actually suppressed it, he stretched out his hand to stop Lu Bu, and said to Ma Xiaoquan: "I don't know if this Taiwei is Lord Shangxian, how much I have offended, can Lord Shangxian be?"
Ma Xiaoquan saw that Lu Bu had also stopped, so he let go and said, "Since this is the case, then it is good." ”