[010] I deceived you and didn't negotiate
As soon as Ma Xiaoquan let go, Dong Zhuo was busy beating left and right.
It's no wonder that Ma Xiao is all caught by fire, and it's really embarrassing for Dong Zhuo to endure it for so long.
It was easy to extinguish the fire on his body, and Dong Zhuocai asked Ma Xiaoquan a little wolf: "Then Lord Shangxian, this assassin"
Ma Xiaoquan waved his hand and said, "Where are there any assassins, I'll just say it casually, see if you're nervous, hurry up and change your clothes first." ”
Dong Zhuo snorted, hurriedly pulled Lu Bu, and escaped from the side hall.
Dong Zhuo's personal guards saw that the master had run away, and they also hurriedly crawled out.
Ma Xiaoquan saw that Dong Zhuo and his people had run away, so he slowly shouted to Fang Liang: "Come out, don't hide, there is no one left." ”
The words had been shouted, but there was still no movement on the beams.
Ma Xiaoquan thought about it, oh, he shouted in Mandarin just now, this assassin didn't appear, didn't he understand?
When he was in college, Ma Xiaoquan had a few good friends, and according to the ancient sayings, these good friends were all from the Central Plains. The Central Plains, in ancient times, often referred to Henan, Anhui, and Shanxi.
It's been a while since I came to this era, and when I talked to Wang Yun's dead old man, Ma Xiaoquan almost figured out the routine of dialects.
Thinking of this, Ma Xiaoquan learned the local dialect and shouted: "Come down, there is no one here." ”
Sure enough, after this sound, there was a slight movement from the beams.
Ma Xiaoquan was happy, hurriedly stepped forward, looked up, and continued to shout: "Come down, there is no one else except me." ”
At this moment, a figure suddenly appeared on the beam, and before Ma Xiaoquan could react, he felt a blow in the chest.
"Uh~~"
Ma Xiaoquan took a step back and immediately covered his chest.
When I looked closely, I didn't know what had cut a big hole about 3 inches long on my chest.
"Damn~" Ma Xiao was completely angry.
Since crossing into this era, I have been stabbed or hit by a sword one after another, if it weren't for my immortal body, it is estimated that I would have died N times ago.
The fire on Ma Xiao's body has not been extinguished, and the blood in the injured area has not yet come out, and it has been evaporated by the fire.
Severe pain hit, and Ma Xiaoquan couldn't help grinning.
At this moment, the flames on his body suddenly seemed to have received an order, and quickly gathered at Ma Xiaoquan's injured chest, and in an instant, a series of "stinging and stinging" burning smells came out from the injured area, and in a few breaths, the blood in the injured area had stopped, but at this moment, Ma Xiaoquan's whole body was extinguished.
"Huh?" Ma Xiao was happy.
Although Ma Xiaoquan is not worried about his injury, if he does not do hemostatic bandaging, the wound will still be very painful. Although the bleeding has stopped temporarily, it has left an unsightly scar.
"When it's done, I'll have to eat an egg."
Just as he was hesitating, Ma Xiaoquan saw the figure and ran quickly towards the door.
Ma Xiaoquan smiled and hurriedly followed.
Somehow, I suddenly felt full of strength, and even running felt much faster than usual, but the only thing I felt was different, the lower half of my body was surprisingly cool.
couldn't care so much, just when this figure was about to take the door out, Ma Xiaoquan pounced, held down the figure, and then pressed him with his body.
"Let you run for me~" Ma Xiaoquan proudly suppressed the figure, and then turned the figure over without looking.
While turning over, Ma Xiaoquan did not forget to grab the placket of this person's clothes.
Because this person's body was pressed, his hands grabbed and clawed, and he actually grabbed something with a handle, and without thinking about it, this person grabbed it and didn't let go.
Ma Xiaoquan didn't pay attention to this grab, after all, his lower body didn't feel much, but when he pulled the front of this person's shirt, he felt that this person's chest was soft like a woman.
Ma Xiaoquan was also curious, so he pulled hard.
"Stab", and suddenly, two immature little white rabbits were exposed in front of him.
"I'm damn it~" Ma Xiaoquan was startled and quickly let go.
He wanted to stand up, but as soon as he moved, he found that his lifeline was being clutched by something.
Looking down, this man's hands were trembling, clutching his life.
Ma Xiaoquan was a little dizzy, and hurriedly said, "Where are you going?" ”
When the man in black saw it, he shyly sighed, quickly let go of his hand, kicked Ma Xiaoquan away, and then stood up in a panic, closed his shirt, glanced at Ma Xiaoquan hatefully, and snatched the door out.
"Female" Ma Xiaoquan's hands are claw-shaped, and he seems to be still reminiscing, "Female? ”
―――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――― Dong Zhuo pulled Lu Bu and ran out of the side hall with a group of personal guards, and kept running until he was too tired to run, and then he stopped out of breath.
"Feng Feng is my son" Dong Zhuo was out of breath, "This is this immortal"
Lu Bu's body is much better than Dong Zhuo, who is as fat as a pig, and after running this way, it is 3,000 meters for Dong Zhuo, but for himself, it is 50 meters.
Lu Bu said with a deep face: "Lord Father-in-law, I heard that the Immortal Lord has lived for a thousand years, if the Father-in-law can ask the Immortal Lord for the method of immortality, wouldn't it?"
When Dong Zhuo heard this, he couldn't take care of himself and was still out of breath, and hurriedly said: "Hurry up and invite me to invite immortals."
Lu Bu turned back to the side hall to find Ma Xiaoquan, and when he arrived at the side hall, he found Ma Xiaoquan standing stunned, not knowing what he was thinking.
At this time, Ma Xiaoquan was naked ~ standing motionless, so what Lu Bu saw was a smooth "Shangxian Lord".
Lu Bu paused for a moment, stepped forward and arched his hand at Ma Xiaoquan: "Lord Shangxian." ”
Ma Xiaoquan didn't react.
"Lord Shangxian~" Lu Bu shouted again.
"Huh~huh?" Ma Xiaoquan came back to his senses, "Oh, it's Fengxian?" What's wrong, what's the matter? ”
Lu Budao: "My father-in-law is an immortal. ”
Ma Xiaoquan sighed and said, "Feng Xian is not in a hurry, first find a suitable dress for this immortal." ”
Lu Bu secretly looked at Ma Xiaoquan's words, compared them with his own, and hurriedly said, "Yes, yes." ”
Seeing Dong Zhuo this time, there is a significant difference compared to the last time, first of all, Dong Lao Fat Man has completely made a 180° turn in terms of attitude.
During the banquet, Dong Zhuo personally poured wine for Ma Xiaoquan, and took a left bite of "Lord Shangxian, please ~", and the right sentence "Lord Shangxian, don't be polite", he is completely a full dad, but the dad's appearance is a little scary.
In fact, Ma Xiaoquan didn't eat much, he just ate a boiled egg, recovered the wound on his chest, and as for the other dishes, because Dong Zhuo was present, it was okay not to look at it, as soon as he saw Dong Zhuo's appearance, he wanted to vomit out of what he had just eaten......
It's nothing to be courteous, it's either a traitor or a thief.
This is not wrong at all, so Ma Xiaoquan stopped the "kindness" of the old fat man Dong and said directly: "Taiwei, get straight to the point, what do you want to do?" ”
When Dong Zhuo heard this, his face was slightly unhappy, but due to the previous discussion with Lu Bu and the two, Dong Zhuo still decided to suppress the unhappiness, and said with a pleasant face: "Lord Shangxian doesn't know, this Taiwei should not sit for a long time, and if you sit for a long time, you will not breathe well, this Taiwei thought"
Ma Xiaoquan hummed, and said in his heart, what you said is nonsense, your body is bigger than a pig, as soon as you sit down, you will definitely hold your breath.
"Captain Ben wants to seek a cure from Lord Shangxian."
"A good recipe?"
When Dong Zhuo heard this, he had a drama in his heart, and hurriedly said: "That is, it is a good recipe that can make Captain Ben sit and breathe smoothly." ”
When Ma Xiaoquan heard this, he understood in his heart - you, an old thief, don't actually want a good way to breathe smoothly, but a good way to live forever, right? Okay, then I'll tease you.
Ma Xiaoquan laughed, feeling a little embarrassed: "Oh, this and this, you have to say that there is a good recipe for longevity and immortality, this immortal really has it, but this breathing is smooth, oops, this immortal has to think about it?" ”
When Dong Zhuo heard this, he hurriedly said: "No, it doesn't matter, it's okay to be immortal, prolonging life, and that." ”
Ma Xiaoquan smiled and didn't say anything.
Who is Dong Zhuo, when he is the captain of the court, no matter how stupid he is, he knows why Ma Xiaoquan is silent at this moment.
Dong Zhuo slapped his hands and snapped twice.
In an instant, the men began to carry up the gold, silver, and jewels in boxes and baskets.
Ma Xiao's whole body was a little dumbfounded when he saw so much gold, silver and jewelry for the first time, but soon, he regained his composure and continued to watch Dong Zhuo's performance coldly.
After loading 8 large boxes and 9 large baskets of gold, silver and jewelry, Dong Zhuo couldn't help but jump his eyelids twice, you know, these things were looted by himself against the infamy of the world, and he didn't have time to play with them properly.
Dong Zhuo looked at Ma Xiaoquan with a little interest, but he didn't expect Ma Xiaoquan to look at it without looking at it, and gnawed on the chicken leg by himself.
"This" Dong Zhuo was a little angry, but in view of the "spell" of "anger" that he had seen Ma Xiaoquan before, Dong Zhuo died down again.
"Isn't the Immortal satisfied with these gold and silver jewels?"
Ma Xiaoquan smiled without saying a word, and continued to nibble on the chicken legs.
Dong Zhuo patted his head and said in his heart, Lao Tzu is a man, this immortal is also a man, Lao Tzu likes women, I don't believe that you, an immortal, don't like women? Damn, in order to be able to live forever, Lao Tzu let it go.
Thinking of this, Dong Zhuo gritted his teeth and glanced at Lu Bu.
Lu Bu understood, nodded, and immediately walked out of the banquet hall.
In less than a stick of incense, Lu Bu came back with a high spirit, and when he came back, he was followed by a large group of girls with light veils on their heads.
"Hehehe" Dong Zhuo hurriedly greeted him, dragged a girl over without looking, and said to Ma Xiaoquan: "Shangxian, hehe, Shangxian, please see, this woman is extraordinary, I brought it from Xiliang, and now I will give her to Shangxian, so that she can serve Shangxian well."
Dong Zhuo said, tearing off the light veil on the girl's head.
"Wow," Ma Xiaoquan exclaimed.
Indeed, the girl in front of her looks like she is only thirteen or fourteen years old, but her body has basically matured, coupled with that pitiful look, people can't help but want to take it into their arms.
At this moment, Ma Xiao was moved.
Ma Xiaoquan is also a man, as long as he is a normal man, when he meets a beautiful woman, he will be moved by compassion, not to mention, now someone tells you that he will give you a beautiful woman and let her serve you well
Ma Xiaoquan is in trouble, refuse, Dong Zhuo is angry, what should I do if I don't see myself in the future? We've got to find a way to keep history going, right? Don't refuse, first, you can take the beauty in front of you into your arms, and second, you can get closer to Dong Zhuo, although it is not a good idea to be close to Dong Zhuo now, but I want Dong Zhuo to die, so I have to take this risk, and third, with Dong Zhuo's current ability, the solar recorder that helped him find Huang Jingming should be much stronger than looking for a needle in a haystack.
"Hmm~" Ma Xiaoquan nodded and made up his mind.
"Hiss~~" Ma Xiaoquan's expression, Dong Zhuo saw it in his eyes, thinking that he was still not satisfied, so he hurriedly pulled over the two beauties, and couldn't help but feel distressed and said to Ma Xiaoquan, "Shangxian, Shangxian, if Shangxian likes it, these two will also be given to Shangxian, by the way, these two have not been hired, if Shangxian likes it, you can give them personally**"
Dong Zhuo's words undoubtedly stabbed Ma Xiaoquan's heart again, although Ma Xiaoquan was born in modern times, but when he heard the words "**" and "unemployed", he was still inevitably excited.
"Okay, okay~" Ma Xiaoquan stopped Dong Zhuo and said, "You do so much, it's nothing more than a good medicine for immortality, Benxian promised you that I could help you, but"
As soon as Ma Xiaoquan's "but" came out, Dong Zhuo's heart trembled-is it possible to become an immortal? Damn, Lao Tzu has made a lot of money today, and I really can't pull out the two princesses of Pingyang and Anyang and donate them together.
Ma Xiaoquan looked at Dong Zhuo, smiled, and said: "This is not what this immortal meant, Taiwei, you misunderstood, these three women, this immortal accepted them, but to refine the elixir of immortality, it is a waste of effort." ”
Dong Zhuo didn't understand and asked, "The immortal supernatural powers are vast, can't they be achieved all at once?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan shook his head: "Taiwei can know that in the past, the first emperor sought immortality, just because he was too anxious, and the guide was successful, can't Taiwei wait for a year or two?" ”
When Dong Zhuo heard this, he thought for a while, nodded and said, "I can wait, hehe, I can wait." ”
As soon as Ma Xiaoquan heard that Dong Zhuo had taken the bait, he continued: "However, the family teacher told the immortals that there is only one refined pill, take this pill, tsk, there are conditions."
Dong Zhuo asked, "Shangxian, what are the conditions?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan deliberately looked at Lu Bu, then at Dong Zhuo, and said: "If it is Feng Xian's body type, taking this pill is just right, but Taiwei is like this, I'm afraid, the amount of medicine is not enough."
Lu Bu interjected: "Then can you increase the amount of medicine refining?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan shook his head and said, "No, a little more or less, it will fail, hey!" ”
Lu Bu was about to ask a question again, but Dong Zhuo shouted: "Feng Xian, my son retreat!" ”
Lu Bu was inexplicable, and before he understood, Dong Zhuo roared again: "Stand down." ”
Lu Bu blushed, gritted his teeth, and withdrew.
Dong Zhuo saw Lu Bu retreating, and said a little unhappily: "Lord Shangxian, what do you mean by this, can't Taiwei Ben's body take that pill?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan smiled: "Believe it or not, it's up to you, if Taiwei doesn't want to live forever, I think Taiwei's righteous son Lu Bulu Fengxian is a talent, it's better to be"
"No, never" Dong Zhuo was anxious, and hurriedly knelt down in front of Ma Xiaoquan, and said, "Shangxian help, Shangxian help, and I hope that Shangxian will tell Taiwei Ben, how can I eat that pill?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan hummed, pretending to close his eyes deeply, and after a while, he spoke: "If you want to live forever, well, first of all, you have to lose weight!" ”
"Lose weight?"
Ma Xiaoquan nodded: "It doesn't have to be reduced to Lu Bu, as long as Taiwei can abstain from sex and diet during this period of time, he will definitely be able to meet the requirements of taking the pill, and at that time, after the immortal has refined the pill, he will definitely serve it with both hands." ”
Dong Zhuo sighed, and asked thoughtfully: "Then the immortals, the medicinal materials for refining the elixir"
Ma Xiaoquan had already made up his mind in his heart, and he was waiting for Dong Zhuo's words.
"Uh~~" Ma Xiaoquan deliberately touched his nose, "These materials are a bit difficult to find, you have to go to Benxian in person, Benxian said so, have you heard of tomatoes, tomatoes, tomato?" ”
"Tomatoes, tomatoes? Tee what? Dong Zhuo didn't know the last word Ma Xiaoquan said.
“tomato~”
"Tetematu."
Ma Xiaoquan nodded.
Dong Zhuo shook his head.
Ma Xiaoquan smiled, and said in his heart, it's strange if you know, the three names I mentioned are actually one thing, according to historical records, there were no tomatoes in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, even if there were them, you wouldn't dare to eat them.
Dong Zhuo was anxious and asked, "Then how can the Immortal Lord find it?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan said: "Then you have to use the power of the Taiwei, of course, this can't be publicized, otherwise if the family teacher knows, he will implicate the Taiwei." ”
"Shangxian still has a family teacher?"
"Hmm~" Ma Xiaoquan nodded, "Mingci, the number Zuogong." ”
"Oh~" Dong Zhuo nodded.
Ma Xiaoquan looked at Dong Zhuo with a serious look on his face, and almost didn't laugh out loud.
Old thief, you Ma Ye and I lied to you without discussion.
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