Chapter 4: Two Black Pigs
A competition on the Moon Arch Bridge attracted more than 1,000 onlookers. and Wang Tenghui are relatively eye-catching, and there are many people who are inconspicuous. At the south corner of the arched bridge, a handsome man in blue held his chin with one hand, waiting for this gambling contract for a long time, but after waiting for a long time, what he was waiting for was two big fat pigs. It's funny, it's really funny, it seems that there are a lot of jokes when the gentlemen make a fuss.
The man in blue frowned slightly, his frowning brows had a bit of a feminine demeanor. A bright-eyed and bright-toothed little guy behind him pouted and gently tugged at the sleeve of the boy in blue, "Go back, let Mother Wu know, you will definitely blame the servant!" ”
"Xiaotan, what are you afraid of, with me here, what else can Mother Wu do to you? Hmph, didn't I tell you, if you reveal your identity, you will be starved for three days."
As soon as the boy in blue spoke, he revealed his true form, and it turned out that she was originally a woman.
In the city of Tokyo, there are two major lines, Master Li, Cui Niannu, and this man in blue is Cui Niannu, the head of the Fang Building. Last night, King Zhao Xiaojun made a big fuss about Yuelou, and he also provoked the teacher and the girl to go away angrily, and this kind of gossip soon reached Cui Niannu's ears. Cui Niannu has been pressed by Master Li for so many years, and now she is naturally happy to see Master Li deflated. Today, Gao Yanei wants to take the opportunity to rectify Zhao Xiaojunwang, and Cui Niannu always has to come to take a look.
For some reason, Cui Niannu always felt that this little county king might not be as stupid as he appeared, and if she said the reason, she couldn't say it, she could only blame it on her daughter's intuition.
Cui Niannu and Master Li are two different types of people, if they can, Shishi would rather enrich her heart than decorate her appearance, she is the kind of cold and arrogant character, and everything is a little light. On the contrary, Cui Niannu is a little lively, she is willing to inquire about any strange things in the capital, and she is willing to think about it more. Beautiful eyes flowed, and she wanted to take a closer look at the king of Zhao Xiaojun, who she hadn't seen for many days, but she saw an unusually familiar face.
The man was dressed in a white robe, with soft-soled boots on his feet, and his face was like a crown of jade, which could really be regarded as a graceful and suave man. Although he is dressed as a man, he is more delicate than his daughter's family, and he looks so handsome, how many daughters' hearts have been hooked? Cui Niannu was angry, because this handsome boy with a jade face was not her big enemy Master Li, at this time she looked at Zhao Yougong with an indifferent expression, her eyebrows frowned slightly, and she didn't know what she was thinking.
Although Gao Yanei was wide and fat, his movements were not bulky at all, he closed the fan, raised his foot and kicked the butt of the pig who was approaching, "Zhao Yougong, let's race pigs today, these two pigs, you pick them first, don't say that Gao bullied you!" ”
Pig racing?
Zhao Yougong grinned, shaking his cheeks and laughing, he was really talented, who said that the guy with a fat head and big ears is not talented, look at the appearance of the fat Maitreya Buddha in Gao Yanei, he actually wants to fight a pig.
The people in Bianjing City are also well-informed, the people of the capital, what fun haven't you seen? I've heard of dog racing, chicken racing, or the first time I've heard of pig racing, interesting, quite interesting, everyone talked about how to race pigs.
"Fat man, let's talk about it first, what should I do if I lose?"
"Okay, it's refreshing enough, I won't beat you or scold you if I lose, just kneel on the ground and kiss my pig!"
Whew, as soon as Gao Yanei's voice fell, there was a burst of wild laughter in the crowd, kissing the pig, it was a strange news in the world, such a magical gambling contract, did Zhao Yougong dare to accept it?
Many people think that Zhao Yougong will definitely be a scoundrel like before, if he doesn't gamble, others really can't do anything about him. Cai? Leaning against the fence, squinting and thinking about something, he didn't want Zhao Yougong to be a scoundrel at this time, for him, whether it was Gao Yanei's ugliness or Zhao Yougong's ugliness, it was a very interesting thing.
Wave your hand, Cai? smiled, "Shibao, pig racing is a good idea, support you for my brother!" ”
Don't look at Gao Yanei's appearance, but Gao Yu gave him a good name. Got Cai? support, Gao Yanei bowed back, "Brother, look at it, I'm afraid that some people won't dare to agree!" ”
While speaking, Gao Yanei squinted at Zhao Yougong, and at this time, Wang Yanei was not willing to be lonely and teased, "Brother Ling, what are you waiting for, so many people are waiting!" ”
"Damn, these bastards" Zhao Yougong scolded twice in his heart, these gentlemen are waiting to see him Zhao Yougong make a fool of him, grandma is a bear, what are you afraid of, he Zhao Yougong has no face, what if he loses it back, not to mention that it is not necessarily him who loses. Maybe Gao Yanai used some tricks, but who can guarantee that there are no accidents?
Once a person is out of the way, then he is not afraid of anything, and now Zhao Yougong is like this, they stared, and their left hand clenched a fist, "I'm afraid of you, it's better than it, isn't it a pig?" By the way, tall fat man, didn't you bring three pigs today, why did you only say two? ”
"Three pigs? Zhao Yougong, you are also a person who has been to the academy for a few years, and you can't even count? Gao Yanei had a stunned expression, and then chuckled.
Zhao Yougong scratched his head, looking like he was being taught, he grabbed the bun and counted it carefully, "One, two, three, it's three pigs, it's not wrong, if you don't believe it, you can count it."
When Zhao Yougong counted, he obviously pointed at Gao Yanei with his finger, now Gao Yanei knew what was going on no matter how stupid he was, and suddenly, his fat face trembled, "Zhao Wuran, you dare to say that I am a pig?" You're a pig, and your whole family is a pig! ”
Gao Yanei is also a man who was killed in the market, and the scolding words came as soon as he opened his mouth, he jumped to his feet, and teased the corners of his robe. Isn't it just scolding, when he was Gao Yanei's younger brother to Gao Yu ten years ago, he could scold all over the streets.
was scolded by Gao Yanei pointing his nose, but Zhao Yougong was not angry, he snapped his fingers, looking stupid, his mouth kept muttering, and he didn't know what he was muttering, "My father is Zhao Qi, the king of Chu, and my uncle is Zhao Ji and Zhao Xu, huh?" Muttering here, Zhao Yougong suddenly raised his head, his eyes were bigger than the copper bell, and his voice was raised, "Fat man, what did you scold just now, do you have the ability to scold again?" ”
Zhao Yougong's fierce and vicious appearance, it was really a little scary, Gao Yanei patted his chest, and said without giving in, "What, it's still cheap, I still want to be scolded once, my son said that you are a pig, and your whole family is a pig"
"Huh" Zhao Yougong suddenly roared, and his face was no longer angry, but showed a little wicked smile, "Hehe, tall and fat, you are brave enough, my imperial uncle is the current saint, you say this, don't you scold the current saint for being a pig's head?" Hey, folks, fathers, brothers and sisters, everyone can hear clearly, it's this fat man who scolds the saint today."
"Huh" Gao Yanei almost didn't bite off his tongue, it's a bad dish, just now he was quick to speak, and he really didn't think about it so much, this time he scolded it, and his heart was refreshed, but he scolded the current saint as a pig's head.
The reaction of the crowd varied, some were laughing, some were worried, and some were hanging high and unconcerned.
Master Li, who was dressed as a man, still looked indifferent, but Cui Niannu covered his mouth and smiled coquettishly, saying that King Zhao Xiaojun was as stupid as a pig and dog, and it seemed that he was also a little anxious. Thinking in his heart, Cui Niannu couldn't help but take a few more looks, don't look at Zhao Yougong's bad reputation, but he looks quite good-looking, with a tall body and a dignified appearance, such a man is easy to gain the favor of women.
Gao Yanei couldn't think of a rebuttal, but he wasn't thinking about this anymore, he snorted coldly, shook the sleeves of his robe, and said, "You don't interrupt, Gao is scolding you, hmph, even if you say the wrong thing, you have your own official family in charge, and it's not your turn to speak." You hurry up and pick a pig now, if you are afraid that Gao will pit you, find another pig. ”
"No, no, how can I not trust you!" Zhao Yougong observed the two pigs with a deliberate attitude, and after a long time, he pointed to the relatively small black-haired pig and said, "Just choose it, tall and fat, tell me how to compare?" ”
"Simple, from here to the entrance of the Fang Building, whoever arrives first will win!"
"No problem!" Zhao Yougong snapped his fingers, squatted down and touched the black-haired pig, the black-haired pig was quite docile, arching the pig's nose and rubbing Zhao Yougong's robe. At this time, Gao Yanei was not idle, he took a paper bag from the hand of the subordinate and put it under the pig's mouth, the bag was wrapped in a bunch of medicinal powder, and the black pig stretched out his tongue and licked the medicinal powder twice.
What's that? Could it be the Great Song version of the pig's head stimulant? Damn, I knew that the tall fat man had already prepared, pouting, Zhao Yougong put the remaining two buns on the ground, touched the pig's neck, and said with pleading, "Second senior brother, second senior brother, you are going to win today, brother, I will marry you several daughters-in-law!" ”
"Gollum" the black-haired pig seemed to understand, and it didn't seem to understand, it shook its head three or two times and swallowed the two buns, the buns were so delicious, it is estimated that the black-haired pig has never eaten such delicious food in his life, so he tilted his head and looked at Zhao Yougong, hoping that this Zhao brother would give it something delicious again.
A pig is a pig, so you know how to eat, Zhao Yougong stood up and kicked the pig's buttocks, "Second senior brother, as long as you win, you can eat whatever you want, have you seen that fat man, your task is to kill him!" Zhao Yougong swore what he said, but Gao Yanei snorted coldly and directly raised his face to the sky.
In order to maintain the fairness of the game, the two sides found the most prestigious Chen Daoming Chen Dahu near the Moon Arch Bridge as a referee
Two black-haired pigs burst out, and they ran happily, and their two little tails were still wagging and shaking, and it seemed that they were really happy.
In a unique game, the audience shouted enthusiastically, but Zhao Xiaojunwang's heart sank lower and lower
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