Chapter 5: Bitten by a pig

I don't know who said that there are two pigs in the world, a fat pig and a lean pig. When they chase the rising sun, it is always the lean pig that runs fast

Zhao Yougong believed this sentence, so he posted a big "Zhao" on the head of the thin pig, but once the two pigs ran up, Zhao Yougong was now pitted. Now running in the forefront is actually the black fat pig, the fat pig's four hooves are fast, there is a spring breeze proud of the pig's trotters, look at the pig's head running posture, as if seeing a calf. Look at the second senior brother with the word "Zhao" on the head, he is not in a hurry at this time, so that's it, every time he runs for a while, the second senior brother also runs under the feet of the people next to him and arches the pig's nose, as if he is looking for food to eat.

It's over, Zhao Yougong feels that he will definitely lose, do you really want to kiss the second senior brother, this is even more embarrassing than pretending to be crazy and stupid!

King Zhao Xiaojun gritted his teeth, tucked up the hem of his robe, and then spread his legs into his belt and chased after the second senior brother. In order not to become the first hero in Bianliang City to kiss the pig's head, Zhao Yougong could only try his best to force the second senior brother to run, and after running for less than two steps, Zhao Xiaojun Wang had the urge to sit on the ground and cry twice. The second senior brother didn't know if it was because of the lust or other reasons, so he stopped on the side of the road and grunted, and there was a handsome jade-faced boy squatting next to him, who stretched out a slender jade hand with his sleeves and a green vegetable leaf in his hand.

Looking at the jade-faced boy, Zhao Yougong instinctively thought of the word "stunning", with slender willow eyebrows, red lips, and a pair of eyes like bright gems. He squatted there, a blue robe dragging on the ground, his slender waist like the thin willow supporting the wind, and his small mouth pursed slightly, which had a bit of a charming taste.

Jealousy, Zhao Yougong is deeply jealous of this stunning son, how can a man grow like this, how can other men in the world live?

Zhao Yougong is 100% confident in his appearance, although he can't compare to Song Yu Pan'an, but in terms of grace and handsomeness, there are few people in Bianliang City who can compare with him. But today I met an opponent, and this stunning boy came out of nowhere, and he simply came to steal the limelight. I don't know if it's an illusion, but at this time, he feels that this stunning son is half as beautiful as that Master Li.

"Hiss" Zhao Yougong scratched his head and took a small breath of cold air, because he felt that this stunning boy was so familiar.

The second senior brother arched his pig's nose and happily ate the green vegetable leaves, and the stunning boy found it very interesting, and stretched out his hand behind him without looking back, and then someone handed him a few whole green vegetables.

The second senior brother was happy to eat, Zhao Yougong's eyes lit up, his hands trembled, he was really a foodie, eat and eat, and if he didn't run, the fat pig would run to the Fanglou. Just as he was about to kick the second senior brother's buttocks, he accidentally noticed the entourage behind the stunning son, isn't this Xiao Tan? Often mixed in Fanglou, Zhao Yougong naturally knows Xiaotan, at this time he couldn't help but carefully glance at the stunning boy squatting on the ground, no wonder he feels familiar, isn't this the head of Fanglou Cui Niannu?

"Nian Nu'er, let go of this king's pig, are you determined to let this king lose?" Zhao Yougong was furious, even if Cui Niannu didn't matter, could Oiran stop his second senior brother? This is in the game, if you lose, you have to kiss the pig's head, he Zhao Yougong would rather lose Wanguan's family fortune than be this loser.

Zhao Xiaojunwang's voice is not small, and many people have looked here now, especially Cai? and Gao Yanei, the two of them didn't care about the big fat pig in front of them, they all stared at Cui Niannu for a while.

In contrast, Cui Niannu is much calmer. She has long been accustomed to the eyes of those men, although she has been under Master Li all these years, there will definitely be no fewer men who want her body, every time she meets guests, aren't these men like this, talking about poetry and songs, but there is a kind of lustful light in her eyes, as if she wants to strip her naked and swallow her into her stomach.

Cui Niannu looks down on these men, but she knows that one day her body will still fall into the hands of these men, she is the peerless Nian Nu'er, and at the same time the cash cow of Fanglou, even Master Li can't escape the fate of leaving the pavilion, what does she have to Nian Nu'er? Next to Cai? and Gao Yanei and the others kept saying hello, but Cui Niannu ignored it, she put the rest of the greens on the ground and raised her head slightly.

"Little Junwang, the slave family is helping you, what do you think your pig is hungry?" Nian Nu'er smiled lightly, and there were two small dimples on the jade face, but there was always a hint of cunning in those deep eyes.

Such a beautiful woman, such a charming style, Zhao Yougong couldn't help but tremble, compared with Master Li, Nian Nu'er knows how to capture a man's heart too well. If it were hundreds or even thousands of years earlier, would she be Daji? Praise? Yang?

There are beautiful women in the north, peerless and independent, looking at the city, and then the country! At this time, Nian Nu'er already has the capital to charm all living beings, her beauty is stunning and enchanting, and it is very suitable to give her the words "Alluring the city and the country".

Beauty, which man doesn't love it, not to mention a veteran of flowers like Zhao Yougong, in a trance, he squatted next to Cui Niannu, and gently touched the neck of the second senior brother with one hand, "Niannu, I can't lose"

It was only seven words, but it was extremely powerful, and in an instant, Cui Niannu thought that he had heard it wrong. wanted to take a closer look at Zhao Yougong, but at this time, King Zhao Xiaojun actually lowered his head, he only had the thin pig in his eyes, and muttered something in his mouth, and then he took out a small porcelain bottle from his arms. Unplugged the stopper, a strong medicinal fragrance came, poured into the small porcelain bottle, and Zhao Yougong had a few more small yellow pills in his hand.

At this time, everyone paid attention to Cui Niannu, but no one paid attention to what Zhao Yougong did, but Cui Niannu looked at it, and she saw that a trace of hideous color flashed on Zhao Yougong's face, and that look was extremely resolute, but it was abnormal for a short time. Is this Zhao Xiaojun King really as wasteful as he usually comes out?

Cui Niannu stood up and stepped back slightly, her willow eyebrows frowned slightly, and she lightly opened her pink lips and said, "Little Junwang, if you can win, the slave family invites you to drink!" Leaving these words, Cui Niannu led Xiaotan and gradually left the chaotic crowd.

No one knows why the beautiful Nian Nu'er is leaving, and no one knows what Zhao Yougong did, but what Nian Nu'er knows, Zhao Yougong actually gave the lean pig several "Golden Gun Pills". The golden gun does not pour pills, known as the first aphrodisiac in the capital, and now eats several pills for the pig's head, what a crazy behavior, but often crazy, it will be a miracle. Niannu wanted to see a miracle happen, so that it could prove that she didn't look away.

Turning around, the thin pig had already run again, looking at Zhao Yougong who was running behind the pig's head, Cui Niannu smiled slightly, this Zhao Xiaojun King is interesting.

Although the Oiran of the Pick-up Mansion promised a beautiful thing, no one thought that this matter would become a reality, because the thin pig had fallen too far behind, and perhaps in a quarter of an hour, the fat pig would run to the door of the Pick-Fang-building.

Gao Yanei also ran behind, but he was obese, and he ran like an old lady walking, despite this, Gao Yanei was not worried at all, he held his stomach, and stopped from time to time to wipe his sweat, it must be him who wins, as for Zhao Yougong, wait to kiss the skinny pig.

With the cool spring breeze, the second senior brother ran faster and faster, and in the end, it was comparable to a dog. Everyone didn't expect this to happen, what happened, could it be that the few greens fed by Cui Niannu have a miraculous effect?

The second senior brother's eyes are red, his hooves are like flying, and his vigorous figure makes people forget that it is a pig. It is getting closer and closer to the fat pig in front of him, but the Fanglou is also close in front of him, the second senior brother runs very fast, but the distance of more than ten zhang is not so easy to make up!

Looking at the Chufang Building in front of him, Zhao Yougong stopped and spat on the ground, grandma is a bear, even the "Golden Gun does not pour pills" has been given to the second senior brother, does it still want to lose?

The sooner it arrived at its destination, the second senior brother actually didn't run, it stood in place and held the pig's head and screamed vigorously, the cry was sharp and abnormal. Zhao Yougong wanted to scold, but before his mouth opened, a magical scene appeared.

I don't know if it was called, the fat pig in front of it actually stopped, not only that, but it also turned around and ran back, this time Zhao Yougong laughed so much that his mouth almost didn't grin. Gao Yanei can swallow a duck egg with his mouth wide open, what the hell is going on? He opened the pair of mung bean eyes wide, and roared in his throat, but the fat pig didn't hear it, and still ran back in a hurry, and didn't stop until he ran to the second senior brother.

"Evil animal, evil animal, run, don't run, Lao Tzu stewed you" Gao Yanei panted and ran forward, took a wicker and whipped it fiercely on the fat pig, the fat pig arched his head and squeaked a few times, and then stopped Gao Yanei. Actually ignored by a pig, Gao Ya laughed angrily, he rolled up his sleeves and simply pushed the pig's buttocks, and he had to move the fat pig to the door of the Fanglou.

Seeing Gao Yanei playing like this, Zhao Yougong would not sit still, he ran over and kicked the second senior brother's buttocks, this kick was very forceful, and the second senior brother was in pain, staring at the two eyeballs and turning his head, "Gurgling

"Look at a fart, don't run again, Lao Tzu won't find you a sow" seemed to understand Zhao Yougong's words, or the second senior brother was too angry, in short, the scolding just fell, the second senior brother shook the pig's tail and ran forward, it ran like a meteor, and it never stopped crossing the distance. Crossing the Fanglou, the second senior brother continued to run, and the fat pig was still dead and followed behind the second senior brother's buttocks.

Rao is Zhao Yougong is a human being, and he didn't understand what was going on, but nothing else mattered, the important thing was that he won.

Standing at the door of the Pick-up Building, surrounded by people watching the excitement, there were many girls from the Pick-up Wing-House next to the railing upstairs shouting angrily, "Yo, Race Pig, it's the first time I've seen it, two little officials, who won?" ”

It's okay that the girls don't ask, this question, Gao Yanei's fat face immediately turned into a pig's liver color, he couldn't kiss the pig, so he trembled and looked at Zhao Yougong with difficulty, "Zhao Yougong, I lost, just accompany you for 10,000 times"

"Stop, tall fat man, what do you mean? Let's talk about it, who said who kissed the pig, and besides, if I lose, how will you choose? Do you choose 10,000 yuan, or do you want to see this king kiss the pig's head? ”

"You" Gao Yanei couldn't answer, because he knew what the answer was, if he won, he would rather give up 100,000 yuan than see Zhao Yougong make a fool of himself, "Do you really want to fight with Gao Mou?" ”

"Phew! Don't say it's so grudgeful, don't you die, are you a beauty? Hurry up, this king wants to see the kiss, oh, by the way, what about the two pigs? ”

Zhao Yougong roared, and only then did others remember the two pigs, and after taking a closer look, a shameful scene appeared. Not far away, the two pigs were indecently attached together, the two hooves of the second senior brother were raised, and the lower half of their bodies were stuck to the fat pig's buttocks, and something was still shrugged. Good guy, the second senior brother actually soaked a sow in the street, is the "golden gun does not pour pills" so powerful?

"Yo, I can't see it!" The girls all blushed, and they shook their veils and said they didn't look, but in fact they laughed so hard that their mouths couldn't close.

There is no shortage of bastards in the inner realm of the capital Ya, but no matter how much bastards there are, they have to follow the rules of the inner realm of the Ya, that is, admit gambling and admit defeat, Zhao Yougong does not let go of Gao Yanei, then Gao Yanai has no way at all. Feeling countless hot eyes, Gao Yanei walked towards the two interesting pig heads step by step, his chest was full of anger, but there was nowhere to vent, and now in the face of the two pigs, he couldn't bear it anymore, and kicked the second senior brother's buttocks fiercely.

"Squeak" The second senior brother screamed in pain, but fortunately, the roots of the descendants were not broken, and at this time, there was no need for Zhao Yougong to greet him, and a shout sounded in the crowd, "Gao Yanei, kiss one, Gao Yanei, kiss one"

To be close or not to be pro? Gao Yanei was so embarrassed, looking at the word "Gao" on the top of the fat pig's head, and then looking at the pig's mouth with drooling, Gao Yanei suddenly wanted to vomit, "woo" swallowed saliva, he tried hard to calm down. Kiss it, kiss it, you can't die anyway, as soon as you close your eyes and stretch out your mouth, you can get through it.

Thinking in his heart, Gao Yanei really closed his eyes, he frowned, hugged the pig's head with both hands, and kissed it fiercely in a fearless attitude, "poof", and then Gao Yanei squatted on the ground and vomited.

There was a round of warm applause around him, but listening to these applause, Gao Yanei felt that there were thousands of knives stuck in his heart.

As soon as it was over, Zhao Yougong had a feeling of emptiness in his heart, turned around, and was about to walk into the Fanglou, when a violent scream came from behind him. That voice belongs to Gao Yanei, Zhao Yougong is curious, who dares to attack Gao Yanei under anger at this time?

Looking back, Zhao Yougong was dumbfounded, the second senior brother actually threw Gao Yanei to the ground, and bit his arm tightly with his mouth. Seeing this, Zhao Yougong laughed, Gao Yanei, Gao Yanei, why are you not good, you actually robbed the pig sister with the second senior brother, this is miserable.

"Come on, kill Lao Tzu, I want to eat stewed pig's trotters tonight, stewed pig's trotters"

Gao Yanei roared angrily, the pair of mung bean eyes were already misty with tears, he had never suffered such a big humiliation in his life, he just kissed the sow, and was bitten by the boar

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