Zhang Zhijin's face twitched involuntarily.

Now that grievance.... Don't even mention it!

But the fat man didn't give him half a chance, and even said loudly: "The second uplink is: Wait for the Lantern Pavilion to attack the book, this is a six-character couplet, and it is also a homophonic couplet.....

Everyone in the audience looked crazy.

O Nima!

Why is there such a long list of explanations like teaching children? We are all scholars with status, status, and fame!

But this stall is a group of people who want to hang the fat man who is flying with a smug face and analyzing the upper link on the tree, but no one makes a sound, and looks at this goods quietly with a depressed face.

Zhang Yi was also funny to watch, and even found a pier on the stage at random to sit down and enjoy it.

It's just that all this is suffering Zhang Zhijin, and he is in a dilemma at this time.

I want to step down, but the matter on the stage has not been resolved.

If he steps down, won't people say that he can't get out of the United States in the future?

But if you stand on the stage, it's a shame.

Because at the moment, his mind was simply blank, and there was almost nothing except Zhang Yi's annoying face.

......

"Therefore, in the next place, the next link is: move the chair and lean on the moon with the moon!" After a long speech, it was too long to pretend to be addicted to the fat man before he turned around and arched his hand towards Zhang Zhijin: "Brother Zhang, I have heard that you are a high-ranking talent in the capital Guozijian, can you help me see if there are any flaws in my two lower links?" ”

The fat man looked respectful, and in the eyes of others, he really asked for advice.

It's just that who still doesn't understand that this guy is completely pumping Zhang Zhijin's face?

If Zhang Zhijin can come out right, still use him to come to power?

In other words, Zhang Zhijin can't come out, and you are still cheeky to ask someone for advice, isn't that embarrassing?

But Zhang Zhijin couldn't refuse.

Because the fat man has said it a long time ago, he Zhang Zhijin is not sorry, but worried about national affairs. It's not that he doesn't have enough knowledge, he is still a high-level talent in the capital.

Under this handful, Zhang Zhijin's old Gao was even involved in Guozijian, so even if Zhang Zhijin wanted to cry, he could only break his teeth and swallow it in his stomach.

His only thought at this moment was, how good would it be if he could pass out like the two brothers before?

At least you can't see it, and you don't have to stand on the stage and be humiliated!

Thinking about it in his mind, Zhang Zhijin really did this.

I saw that he suddenly covered his chest with a painful look on his face, and he really fell to the ground.

Zhang Yi was stunned, this guy is too glassy, right?

But when Zhang Yi saw that Zhang Zhijin fell down and just wanted to land on the ground with his back, he immediately burst into laughter.

Okay, you Zhang Zhijin, isn't this a clear fainting? At this point, you don't even dare to pretend to faint, and you don't dare to put down the cost of acting skills, and you are embarrassed?

You must know that in later generations of TVs, the pictures of standing and fainting are dazzling, and people even if they are on the cement floor, they fall down without blinking.

But why are you still afraid of pain, so you specifically avoided the key point, if you can't see the two lives before and after, wouldn't it be in vain?

However, Zhang Yi is generally a helpful person.

Since Zhang Zhijin wants to faint, he naturally needs help, right?

Even if you can't faint, hang a little children's color, that's the past, otherwise wouldn't Zhang Zhijin's performance be in vain?

At that moment, Zhang Yi's eyes were fast, he got up quickly, fart. The pier under the strand was taken by him with his foot, and then pushed towards the position where Zhang Zhijin was about to fall....

"Bump! ~~~”

A piece of hard object and meat. The sound of body impact suddenly resounded throughout the chrysanthemum platform.

Even the fat man and Lin Yun'er on the side couldn't help but wrinkle their faces, this time they fell.... How much it hurts!

However, Zhang Zhijin only snorted, and did not make the sound of a pig-killing howl as Zhang Yi expected.

Could this thing really faint?

Zhang Yi couldn't help but wonder a little, he just wanted Zhang Zhijin to suffer a little, but he didn't really want to stun him.

After all, although the magic kick he made just now was hidden, someone should see it on the stage after all, and in case something happened to Zhijin, he didn't look like he was eating prison for no reason.

You must know that the crime of trying to hurt a scholar is not something that he can bear.

Before everyone could react, Zhang Yi shouted at the top of his voice: "Oh no, Zhang Zhijin's son fainted with his brain!" ~~~”

When he shouted, everyone suddenly looked sideways, just now they didn't understand why Zhang Zhijin suddenly fell, but now they suddenly realized when they heard Zhang Yi's explanation.

It turns out that if you use your brain too much, you will faint....

It's too late, it's too soon!

As he spoke, Zhang Yi rushed to Zhang Zhijin with an arrow, but when he saw the constantly distorted but secretly gritted teeth on Zhang Zhijin's face, he suddenly sighed in his heart.

This Zhang Zhijin Zhang Gongzi is not only a little worse in acting, but he is still willing to pay for it!

If he falls like this, he will scream when he looks for it, where can he endure it like this?

At the same time, many scholars from the capital came to the stage in an instant, wanting to carry Zhang Zhijin away to recuperate.

"Don't move, let me come!" Zhang Yi shouted, and immediately frightened several scholars, and said: "Zhang Zhijin's son is fainting, I am afraid it is wrong for you to raise your hair like this, I just have a home remedy here to treat his situation!" ”

As he spoke, Zhang Yi looked backstage, wanting to find a maid to help with a basin of water, but saw Lin Yun'er standing behind him at a loss, so he said: "The best way to treat this situation is to pat him on the back with cold water, and then pinch him, only let him breathe and it will be fine." I'm not familiar with Baihualou, so I have to ask Miss Yun'er to help me get a basin of cold water! ”

His voice was not loud, but it was clear to several people on the stage.

Although these scholars have some knowledge, what kind of medical science do they know there? Seeing that Zhang Yi said seriously, he not only looked at Lin Yun'er, but also hoped that Lin Yun'er could help one or two.

Only Zhang Zhijin, who was lying on the ground, secretly complained.

He's dizzy!

When he fell just now, he fell the pier on his back, and now he was about to go crazy in pain, but he couldn't scream.

The most important thing is that this kind of bruising loss only needs to be massaged with medicinal wine, what kind of cold water is used to pat the back and pinch the person with his hand?

But he was a patient who should have fainted at the moment, so he could only secretly pray that he would not be so tormented, and that it would be right to send him to a similar recuperation as soon as possible!