"Hmph, Benshizi disdains to be in the company of people like you!" Zhang Zhijin nostrils turned to the sky, and said coldly: "It's just a small guy!" ”

Looking down on the little guys?

Labor and management don't want to see your horse face yet!

Zhang Yi scolded secretly, didn't he just study for two days? It's like 2580,000 yuan, and it's not a shame to pee and look in the mirror!

With a smile on his face, he arched his hand towards Zhang Zhijin, as if he suddenly realized, and said, "Disrespectful and disrespectful!" Zhang Shizi, forgive me! Don't you say that this little guy has forgotten that you are a scholar and a genius! But Zhang Dashizi, you are so awesome, you must be talented when you think about it, presumably the two Shanglian of this little guy must have already come out, it is better to read it out now, so that I, a 'little guy', can see and understand? ”

Suddenly, Zhang Zhijin looked confused!

He never thought that this good Zhang Yi would mention the couplet again?

It's like there is a joke about meeting the Jade Emperor in person.

For example, you've been beaten by a monkey!

The Jade Emperor was silent!

Then Rulai said, "You were beaten by a monkey!"

The Jade Emperor was depressed, and finally got angry, and said to Rulai, can you not mention that monkey?

For example, your sister has slept with mortals...

The Jade Emperor was depressed.

Again, your daughter slept with a cowherd...

Then the Jade Emperor had no choice but to say, let's talk about monkeys...

Although things are different, how similar are the two?

Zhang Zhijin is so depressed, this Zhang Yi is really Nima, which pot can't be opened, and it's so stupid that people can't live!

However, as a scholar in the capital, and also the leader of the scholar in the capital in Jiangning this time, Zhang Zhijin had to say a few words.

After thinking about it again, Zhang Zhijin only had one way to go to the dark, and said with a straight face: "We and other scholars are the pillars of the country, how can we waste time on these trivial matters?" Besides, the two couplets you said are eternal absolutes, not to mention me Zhang Zhijin, even the entire Great Zhou I am afraid that no one will come out, and I don't know where you heard it, you just want to grandstand! ”

Zhang Zhijin knows that if the couplet matter cannot be properly resolved, it will become a big stain on his Zhang Zhijin's life!

After all, he is the leader of Jiang Ning's heart this time, and he is also the most knowledgeable person among the scholars who came, if he can't be right, wouldn't it be a shame for all the scholars in the capital? After returning to the capital, others won't care how difficult the couplets are, they will only say that you Zhang Zhijin asked himself if he was only high in eight buckets, but he couldn't even match the couplets of a small guy, so how would he be in the future?

Looking at Zhang Zhijin's black face, Zhang Yi smiled in his heart.

Xindao: The Great Zhou Kingdom is so big, there must be people who can match the two absolute paintings, but it is definitely not you Zhang Zhi!

Turning his head, his eyes turned to the fat man who was already looking at the audience, and blinked.

The fat man suddenly realized, his legs were numb when he waited for this opportunity, and he finally waited for this critical opportunity to pretend to be forced to let it go?

Present.

The fat man opened the folding fan in his hand, and then walked towards the stage step by step.

On the chrysanthemum platform, the fat man did not forget to arch his hand to the scholars around him, and then said in his chicken-like voice: "Brother Zhang Zhijin must be worried about national affairs, and he can't come up with talent, so don't think too much about it!" ”

When Zhang Zhijin heard this, tears were about to fall.

The.. This fat guy is really a good guy!

It's really impatient for justice and righteousness, and the knife is stuck in both ribs.... Be anxious about what others are anxious about, and help him Zhang Zhijin in fire and water!

But....

But he didn't think that before Zhang Zhijin could speak, the fat man turned his words and continued: "I am not talented, my surname is Bu, my name is shocking, I am a little scholar in Jiangning, and I suddenly had a flash of inspiration in Chunfang Building yesterday and happened to come up with the lower couplets of the two couplets, and I simply said it today, and I hope that you brothers will taste and taste!" ”

What's the situation?

What's the situation?

Zhang Zhijin's eyes widened, only to feel that 10,000 grass and mud horses floated over his head, this dead fat man's feelings are not to save the scene, but to fall into the well?

Now he remembers, wasn't it the garden where the dead fat man and Zhang Yi's little guy entered together?

It's also this dead fat man who talks and laughs, doesn't Lin Yun'er put it in his eyes to find Lin Yun'er's disgust?

....

These two Nima are in the same group at all!

However, Zhang Zhijin reacted too late, but even so, what could he do?

Zhang Yi's identity is just a small servant, and he Zhang Zhijin can still talk as a scholar, but in the face of the fat man who is also a scholar, he can't say it if he wants to.

At this time, the audience was already stunned.

Many scholars couldn't believe that the two uplinkers, which can be called absolute, had already been paired with the downlink.

If so, this is a good story!

Especially the scholars on the side of Jiangning are even more morale-boosting, if the fat man can come out, it is directly red. Nakedly slapped the face of the scholars in the capital, and when they thought of the stinky appearance of those scholars in the capital, they couldn't be happier.

It's just that this step of the fat man can really match the two uplink?

This question is also entangled. Around the hearts of many Jiangning scholars.

You must know how many pounds and taels the fat man has, everyone is an acquaintance who looks down and doesn't look up, how can they not know? If this fat man comes up with some strange linkage, wouldn't it make those Beijing scholars laugh at their grandmother's house?

Therefore, Jiang Ning Shizi's side can be said to be suffering from gains and losses, and after a while of hustle and bustle, he secretly became sad and silent.

However, the fat man couldn't care about this, only to see him finish the salute, squint his eyes slightly, look up at the sky, make a self-righteous appearance, and said loudly: "The first couplet, smoke lock pond willow, this is a five-character couplet....."

As soon as his voice fell, the audience almost scolded his mother!

And they thought to themselves, O Nima! Can't we see the five-character couplet? Do you need to explain it in the same detail as you teach a child?

But the fat man is still unsatisfied.

Not only talked about the five-character couplet, but even talked about the five elements of gold, wood, water, fire, and earth in detail, and when countless scholars were almost crazy, he said proudly: "It is precisely because this couplet contains the five elements that it is inappropriate to use the sun and moon, stars, and even gold, silver, copper, and iron..... So after thinking about it, I thought of fighting poison with poison, and I used these five elements to treat his five elements.

Yes, my next link is: Paozhen Haicheng Tower! Hehe, right in a hurry, thoughtful, I hope you will correct one or two! ”

The fat man's mouth is saying that he asks you to correct, but his face is nostrils facing the sky, and there is a meaning that he wants people to correct? At this time, not to mention how proud he was in his heart, fat brother, I finally pretended to be a good man today!

Suddenly, as he joined down, everyone stood on the spot, and the whole field was silent.....

Everyone can't wait to scold, the whole abnormality of the lower joint is simply a perfect absolute with the upper link, how do you let us correct it?

PS: Today's fourth watch, the second watch will be sent! Ask for collections, ask for recommendations, ask for rewards! Brothers, give me some strength, the big face is out today!