Chapter Ninety-Six: Tongue Twisters (Wednesday Chapter 1)

Subtitle of this chapter: Jack Mary Sue came from the east, and Mary Jack Sue came from the west. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

Our Master Yuan began to be a literary tutor for young women in literature and art.

"I'll explain it to you. You see, if this first book becomes popular, we can move on to a second one. Let Jack or Mary Sue come to the United States, eh...... Just New York. ”

"Jack Mary Sue met someone who looked exactly like Mary Jack Sue on the streets of New York."

"Jack Mary Sue mistakenly thinks the other party is Mary Jack Sue, but the person who is thought to be Mary Jack Sue doesn't know Jack Mary Sue."

"Jack Mary Sue fell in love with Mary Jack Sue again, but Mary Jack Sue hated Jack Mary Sue very much, because Mary Jack Sue had her own Jack Mary Sue in her heart."

"Jack Mary Sue persevered in her pursuit of Mary Jack Sue, and Mary Jack Sue gradually fell in love with Jack Mary Sue."

"Mary Jack Sue felt sorry for Jack Mary Sue in her heart, so she couldn't accept Jack Mary Sue's love for a long time."

"Jack Mary Sue and Mary Jack Sue discovered together that Mary Jack Sue is Mary Jack Sue, and at the time of the shipwreck, Mary Jack Sue lost her memory when she was rescued by someone else, and she didn't remember that she was Mary Jack Sue."

"In the end, Jack Mary Sue and Mary Jack Sue came together......"

It's really tiring to talk like this, more tiring than the "East and West" tradition of Seris. By the way, what did you say in that paragraph...... (note 1)

Yuan Yan, whose tongue was knotted, gasped for a while before saying, "You see, there is a second book." ”

Helen's face was unclear, and she would only nod her little head and express her admiration with "uh-huh-hmm".

"Don't worry, there's a third one. Jack Mary Sue ......"

Forget it, Su doesn't move.

"Well, they finally got to know each other, but just as they were preparing for the wedding, one of them suddenly found out that he had a terminal illness......"

What follows is the story of a four-cornered relationship: he or she would rather be hated than grieved, so he or she deliberately acts as empathetic and even leaves New York with his suitor on his wedding day. The other, of course, was disillusioned and threw himself or herself into the arms of his or her suitor. Just when this one was about to get married, he accidentally learned the truth......"

"In the end, Jack and Mary Sue still had a wedding, and the male and female bridesmaids were their respective suitors......"

"Bell! The church rang the wedding bells, and this bell was the death knell for one of them......"

"Helen, look at these three books, it's exactly a trilogy!"

"Host, are you familiar with the routines of TVBS and Korean dramas? As a reminder, if you want to write this, write it yourself. ”

"Master Ball, you really don't have a gunslinger function?"

"Not really."

"It's a shame."

Forget it, I don't have time to write this kind of eight-o'clock Jack Mary Suven, but everyone else does!

Miss Helen Brown was so intoxicated that she couldn't help murmuring, "You're so tired." ”

Yuan Yanqian waved his hand and said, "Hey, what's this, piece-of-cake." By the way, Helen, would you be interested in writing a novel along these lines? ”

When Helen heard this, she shook her little head like a rattle and said, "Me? I can't. ”

Our Master Yuan said step by step: "Why not, I heard that you are also a writer, and you are still a very hard-working writer. There are only writers in this world who can't write, where are there writers who can't do it? ”

Miss Brown said with little confidence: "Sorry, can I really do it?" ”

Yuan Yanqian naturally cheered her up and said, "Helen, you can really do it." ”

He thought for a moment and said, "And you see this kind of novel made into a movie...... Well, it couldn't be better if it was adapted into a Broadway revue. ”

"Broadway revue?!" Helen was also a lover of musical theatre, so her eyes lit up when she heard it, and she immediately nodded, "Then I'll try." But I'm tired of it, you have to help others. ”

Master Yuan made an oath gesture and said, "No problem, I'll write an outline and precautions for you another day." ”

Miss Brown asked, confused, "What are the precautions?" What is that? ”

"Oh, it's just to teach you how to write that 'Su sense'......"

The two of them walked into the NYU happily, laughing and laughing, while poor Mr. McCall was miserable and deserted...... Well, it's not lonely, and the classmates next to him all look at the frustrated man with a sympathetic eye.

The horse that had been chasing for so long was easily warped by a Chinese, and I didn't even know how to say anything about comfort.

"Greasy. I'll go this way, goodbye. By the way, "Chocolate Love" will be released soon, do you want to revise it again? ”

"Of course not......"

Hearing this, Yuan Yanqian was about to shake her head and say-no, when a flash of inspiration suddenly occurred in her mind and she remembered something, if this novel is popular, then wouldn't the "product placement" in it also become popular?

Hey, hey, hey, let you threaten your Lao Tzu, and you Lao Tzu will "repay grievances with virtue" and place ads for you for free!

And in this way, maybe you can keep those guys busy, and you won't care about spying on me!

Yes, that's it!

"Of course you can't be so sloppy! Helen, I was about to tell you. I do need to change it. Wait a minute. ”

Our Master Yuan took out a pen and took out a piece of paper and wrote a few lines of words.

"Helen, you see that all of this has been changed, and this paragraph has been added."

"Okay, tired." Miss Brown took it and looked at it, and couldn't help but wonder, "But why so much change?" And are you telling the truth? ”

Yuan Yanqian said as a matter of course: "Of course it's true!" Well, this modification is to improve the realism of the reader! ”

"Reader realism?"

"Alright, it's almost class. I'll have a chance to explain it to you. ”

Yuan Yanqian said goodbye to Miss Brown and walked into the classroom with everyone...... Hey, do you want this guy John to look at me like that?

It seems that this feud is settled. It's just that lice don't itch, and debts don't worry. Lao Tzu wants to ...... with four It happens that there are anarchist warriors at a table of mahjong to deal with, and there are not many young masters like you. The six of us together are just the "big weird way".

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Note 1: There was a Rinpoche from the east, and a cake seller from the west.

Rinpoche asked for a cake or two, and sold a cake for a pound.

Rinpoche doesn't sell a pound of cut cakes, he buys one or two cut cakes, and if he sells cut cakes, he must sell Rinpoche one pound of cut cakes, not one or two cut cakes.

Don't cut a pound of cakes, Rinpoche who wants to cut a cake or two smashes it with a pound of cut cakes, and wants to sell a pound of cut cakes, and those who don't sell one or two cut cakes sell cut cakes and all kinds of cakes.

If you want to sell a pound of cut cakes, you don't sell one or two cut cakes, and you can sell cut cakes, and you turn around and find a gang of cut cakes.

Instead of cutting cakes for a pound, Rinpoche turned around and found a bunch of Rinpoche.

I don't know......

Writing a few endings is not "satisfying", forget it, let's stop there.