Chapter Ninety-Five: Mary Sue
Subtitle of this chapter: The Master of Romance Fiction Is So Easy
"It's a real pleasure. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info Golf, I've played it before......"
Our Master Yuan is not lying, playing on Playstation is also playing.
The rules of golf are actually very simple, and the amount of exercise is even smaller. People who are good at muscle memory can look good in a few hours, but it is easy to learn and difficult to master, and it will not take overnight to play well.
"But my doctoral dissertation is at the end of the story, and I'm afraid it will take some time before I can visit his old man."
Hey, there are so many B coins now, "Socialism" can "write" good anytime and anywhere. However, it only took him more than a month to write a 500-page work on political economy, and he really didn't have the "ability" to do so. Now it's a good excuse.
Louis Baker looked stunned, he didn't understand that his friend had been bent on seeing his grandfather the day before yesterday, and now he politely refused. He learned from his grandfather's tone that this was not just a meeting, but a very important interview.
He was about to persuade his Chinese friends again. But at this time, Mr. John McCall, who was next to him, suddenly said: "Mr. Yuan, I heard that you are really lucky on Halloween night." Not only did he get to know Mr. George Baker, but he also had a great time with Miss Lillian Gish. ”
Before Yuan Yanqian could speak, the people next to him began to coax.
"Lillian-Gish? The movie star? ”
"Honestly, she's pretty pretty."
"Neo, how did you hook up? How much did it cost? ”
Men, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, the same spirits rise when it comes to women. However, these people are not very unhappy because of Yuan Yanqi's complexion, because although Lillian Gish is a beautiful white girl, she is just a movie star who is a little better than a female branch girl.
This is also the luck of our Master Yuan, he is now in the more enlightened Daxinxiang, if he is in a place where the 3 Klux Klan is strong, let alone sleeping, he may be beaten half to death for talking a few more words to a white girl, or even lynched to death. This kind of thing has happened so many times over the years, it's just too many to count.
However, because of the small number of Asian ethnic groups in the United States, the victims are relatively rare, mainly black.
Yuan Yanqian knew that he must not be shy at this time, and he was embarrassed to sleep with a movie star, so ...... in the future Well, wouldn't that be a disgrace to our Seris gentleman?
He narrowed his eyes and said with a look of nostalgia on his face, "Mr. McCall is right, it was a good night. I have to say, Miss Ji Xu is really a stunner......"
Suddenly, he saw a girl who was a little short of the stunner coming over. He straightened up, looked at his "rival in love" condescendingly, and smiled slightly: "John, I was really lucky that night. But you missed a little, I also know ......"
"Tired!"
As the saying goes, no book is written, and at this time Miss Helen Brown ran over in high spirits.
Before he could answer, "Paris of Manhattan" was the first to speak again: "Helen! I'm here. ”
"Oh, John, you're there too." Miss Brown said a perfunctory sentence casually, and ran directly to Yuan Yanqian's side without even stopping to call, took out a check from her bag and said, "I'm tired, I'll send you a remuneration." ”
Our Master Yuan glanced at Mr. McCall, who was ashen, and deliberately put on a friendly smile and said softly: "Oh, Helen, you are really, don't take this kind of trivial matter to heart. Isn't it just fifty, well, five dollars, give it to me whenever you want. ”
Hey, why is Mr. Yuan a different person today, he didn't say that yesterday.
Well, talented authors are temperamental, and it must be a relationship in which he is in a good mood today.
However, the editor-in-chief of "Women of the World" shook his head very seriously and said, "This is what we said was good. And I really want to get this thing done quickly, who told me that I like this book "Chocolate Love" and want to get it to my readers soon. ”
Yuan Yanqian waved his hand and said with a smile: "Isn't it just a novel?" If you want to read it, I can write another one for you anytime and anywhere, no, you can say a few books. ”
"Really?" The literary young woman with stars flashing in her eyes said in surprise, "Don't lie to me! ”
When it comes to literary creation, our Master Yuan is an honest and reliable Xiao Langjun, what he said is still false?
Isn't it just romance novels, he can now draw five at random. And romance novels are such a thing, the background of the times does not matter at all. Anything that happened after 1920 is a romance novel with elements of science fiction. Of course, our Master Yuan can also shamelessly say that these are soft science fiction novels with romance elements.
Heck, that's not a bad way to become a romance writer.
"Of course, I have an idea right now. Helen, do you know the Titanic? ”
"Yes, yes."
"Pickup pickup."
"Master Ball, shut up!"
"Helen, listen to me. This is a poignant love story, and the male protagonist is a young British aristocrat who goes to the United States to inherit his aunt's inheritance, well, let's call him Jack. He met an Irish girl named ...... who immigrated to the United States on the Titanic Mary Sue! ”
"He is a rich and noble idler, she is a poor orphan girl who is gentle and intelligent and only wants to protect herself. The moment he met her, the Atlantic of April flashed lightning, and his heart sank, and he could no longer leave her gaze. So he tried all kinds of tricks and tried thousands of means, but it was just one sentence: This life, this life, eternal life, I love you......"
"Host, what do you think of "The Domineering President Falls in Love with Me", "Titanic", huh...... And is it really good for "Dream of Red Mansions" to be mixed together? ”
"What's so bad? It's called mash-ups! ”
"It's just that I haven't figured out the finale, who will die ......"
"Tired of it, can't they all survive and live happily ever after in the United States?"
"Helen, this is not going to work! Don't die this book is forced...... Well, the style is low. ”
"So what if the couple lives and dies together?"
"This won't work, then there's no way to write a sequel!"