Chapter 3 I was almost cut by Li Er

"Deep in the mountains?"

At this time, Zhao Chen stood in front of Li Er, surrounded by Tang pawns in full armor, Li Er listened to the words of the young general, looked at Zhao Chen very curiously, and spoke with interest.

"Yes!" Zhao Chen secretly wiped a handful of cold sweat and replied cautiously. As he spoke, he couldn't help but quietly take a step back.

It's scary! At this time, Li Er was a Tyrannosaurus rex in a rage, and he was blackmailed by the Turkic people, and his heart must have been full of tyranny, didn't he see that Fang Xuanling and the others were hiding far away?

How can he stand in front of this angry Tyrannosaurus rex, and bear the anger of this angry Tyrannosaurus rex, maybe it will be swallowed by others, and in the end there will not even be bones left!

"Hey, this kind of talk is just a matter of deceiving Cheng Chumo, and he dares to deceive me!" Li Er really said that he would turn his face, smiled coldly, and said lightly: "Come on!" Pull it down and cut it! ”

Chopped? When Zhao Chen heard this, he raised his head in surprise and looked at Li Er, who was expressionless, in disbelief, as if he suspected that he had heard it wrong.

Nima, this is cut? Is your master's head a carrot or something, just cut it when you say it, even if you are Li Er!

Cheng Chumo, who brought Zhao Chen down from the mountain, also raised his head in surprise when he heard Li Er's order at this time, and after seeing Li Er's expressionless face, not like a joke, he had to give up his hand, and came over to set up Zhao Chen's arm, and was about to pull it down.

"Master! Isn't it good to stay in the mountains in vain? Your old man has to deceive the apprentice out of the mountain, and he also deceived the apprentice that a generation of Ming Jun was born, and the prosperous era is coming, but now the apprentice is about to be beheaded, master... Woowoooooooo

His arms were firmly grasped by Cheng Chumo, and he struggled a few times, but he couldn't break free, so he had to retreat, open his mouth, and howl loudly, I don't believe you Li Er's ass, you can still be indifferent.

It's a pity that the idea is good, but the reality is cruel!

Zhao Chen was crying there, but Li Er looked down as if he hadn't heard it at all, and fiddled with the telescope he had just gotten from Zhao Chen, as if a telescope in his hand was more interesting to him than Zhao Chen's life.

Cold-blooded, it is really Li Shimin, who can kill his brother mercilessly in the Xuanwumen Incident!

Seeing that it was useless to cry, Zhao Chen had to turn his eyes for help to Fang Xuanling and the others over there, especially looking at Fang Xuanling, the old house is a generation of virtuous ministers! How can we watch this kind of tragic thing that cares about human lives and mutilates innocents happen in front of our eyes!

It's a pity that Zhao Chen was disappointed again! The generation of virtuous faces in his eyes was smiling at this time, looking at this side with a smile, and seemed to be very happy to see Zhao Chen's head fall to the ground.

It's all a lie! What an ancient master! What a generation of virtuous ministers, it turned out that they were all used to deceive future generations, look at the cold-blooded and ruthless appearance, and live out of the appearance of a bloodthirsty madman!

I knew it would end like this, so why did I have to come out of the jungle!

Think about how hard it took to get out of the forest, and that's not all! is actually going to die under the hands of Li Er, a Tyrannosaurus rex!

The more Zhao Chen thought about it, the more sad he became, he couldn't hold back the last time, he really cried out, this time it was really tearful and sad!

Cheng Chu silently held Zhao Chen, who was crying loudly, came to a place dozens of steps away from Li Er, pushed down Zhao Chen slowly, and pulled out the horizontal knife slowly, during which he looked back at Li Er countless times, and after seeing that His Majesty the Emperor did not change his mind at all, he had to sigh and raise the steel knife in his hand.

"Wait, I have something to say!" Seeing that the steel knife was about to fall, Zhao Chen suddenly stopped crying and screamed.

It's useless to pat yourself on the back! It's useless to sprinkle and roll! Then you can only use it to make profit!

Zhao Chen's voice, the steel knife that had fallen silently at Cheng Chu's neck stopped, and his eyes looked at His Majesty the Emperor over there with anticipation.

"Your Majesty, he has something to say..."

"It's all dead, what else do you have to say?" Li Er was originally fiddling with the binoculars, but when he heard this, he finally raised his head, first glared at Cheng Chumo with sharp eyes, and then looked at Zhao Chen with interest, and said slowly: "Well, then you might as well talk about it!" If you don't say it well, keep chopping! ”

Nima's, feudal society is inhumane!

"I know there is a gold mine in the mountains, if you don't kill me, Your Majesty, I can take you there!" Zhao Chen secretly wiped a handful of cold sweat, although the teeth of hatred in his heart were itchy, but his life was important, and he couldn't take care of it at this time, so he could only use the gold mine to save his life.

I don't believe it, you Li Er's treasury is empty now, and a gold mine can't touch your heart?

As soon as Zhao Chen's words came out, the surroundings suddenly fell into an eerie silence, and the corner of Zhao Chen's eyes clearly saw Fang Xuanling, who had just twisted his beard and smiled, and looked gloating, and after hearing his words, he suddenly pulled off a small handful of beards.

"Boy, if you dare to entertain me with this, I may really cut off your head when I arrive!" When Li Er heard this, he frowned, looked at Zhao Chen with sharp eyes, and after a while, he spoke word by word.

Cut, as if it was just a joke..., uh, really cut off the head? Was it really a joke?

As soon as Zhao Chen thought of this, he suddenly raised his head and looked at Li Er in front of him and Fang Xuanling and the others over there, and then thought of Fang Xuanling's smiling appearance just now, and suddenly felt that two long donkey ears had grown on his head.

What the fuck is this! Joke about such a boring thing as cutting off people's heads at every turn, I know you very well, right? The tears that Zhao Chen had just held back couldn't help but shed again.

The back of the head was slapped by Li Er, and Zhao Chen, who was fanned, stumbled and almost fell, his head was buzzing, and Li Er's cold voice came from above his head.

"What is this thing?"

"Binoculars!" When Zhao Chen heard this, he wiped a handful of tears sadly and replied angrily.

"What?" In Li Er's tone, he was already a little dissatisfied and asked.

Zhao Chen was frightened and quickly put away his dissatisfaction, and with a very dog-legged smile, he explained to Li Er: "Your Majesty, this telescope can see things that are not clear to the naked eye in a long distance, and you will be able to see very clearly through this telescope..."

"Clairvoyance?" Zhao Chen's words immediately aroused Li Er's strong interest, and as he spoke, he had already raised the telescope.

The emperor is the emperor, casually go to that station, holding the telescope with both hands, and the proud spirit of the king is immediately revealed.

Of course, if the telescope is right, the momentum should be a little more powerful and domineering!

"Your Majesty... Your Majesty has taken it upside down! Zhao Chen swallowed a mouthful of saliva carefully, and hurriedly reminded Li Er before he got angry.

"Humph!" Li Er, who was about to get angry, heard Zhao Chen's cautious reminder, suddenly snorted coldly, dropped the telescope one by one, put it back in front of him, and looked at the Turkic camp.

Sure enough, the scene, which had been very vague just now, suddenly became extremely clear. Li Er put down the telescope without believing it, was stunned and raised the telescope again, repeated it several times, and finally nodded with satisfaction.

Just standing here looking at the Turkic camp, I can only see a general appearance, but at this time, I can see it very clearly through the telescope, Li Er can even see the appearance of the eldest grandson Wuji negotiating with Jieli and Tuli, although I can't hear what they say, but look at the smug look on Jieli's face, you shouldn't have to think about it.

Shame on you! Li Er looked at Jieli's ugly face that got carried away, his teeth rattled, he would have to use Jieli's head to wash it off one day!

Zhao Chen looked at Li Er's uncertain face, how could he not understand the anger in Li Er's heart at the moment, in order to avoid the disaster of the pond fish, Zhao Chen quietly retreated before Li Er had a seizure.

I really don't dare to stay by Li Er's side of this Tyrannosaurus rex!

"Smack!" There was another heavy slap on the head, and the anger in Zhao Chen's heart suddenly jumped up. The heart said that the master's head looks like a gong, what's the matter? Why does everyone want to come and take a picture, and it's so heavy!

Li Er just took a shot, who made the family the first emperor of the ages!

"Boy, the gold mines, really?" Before Zhao Chen's anger could be vented, a gloomy voice came from behind him.

"Who?" Zhao Chen covered his head, turned his head curiously, and saw that the person behind him was wearing metal armor and gilt shackles, his eyes immediately widened, and countless small stars flashed in his eyes.

Li Jing! This must be Li Jing!

God, this is a great figure called the god of war! Look, those eyes, the gaze is like electricity, the essence is overflowing, the gaze seems to have penetrating power, just one glance, can see people through.

"Dare to ask, the general is General Li Jing Li?" Zhao Chen looked at the armored heroic general in front of him with a look of admiration, and asked in a trembling tone. His behavior is no less than that of those star-chasing girls in later generations.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Zhao Chen's words came out, the surroundings suddenly fell into an eerie silence, looking at Zhao Chen one by one, as if looking at a snorting pig.

"Goo!" Cheng Chumo, who was following Zhao Chen, blinked and was stunned for a long time, and finally couldn't help laughing, but when his eyes met Li Ji's cold gaze, he still forcibly held back his laughter.

Did you guess wrong? Zhao Chen saw the expressions of the people around him in his eyes, muttered in his heart, and the participants of the Weishui Alliance flashed quickly in his mind, and the next moment a name appeared in his mind - Li Ji.

Oh my God, I'm not alive anymore!

It's just a matter of recognizing the wrong person, and actually looking at others with such adoration, isn't this purely looking for death?

"Go back!" Not to mention that Li Er is the first emperor of the ages! Just as Li Ji's gaze was getting colder and colder, and Zhao Chen was swinging all over his body, Li Er's timely words immediately called Zhao Chen to be amnestied, and immediately ran to Li Er's side.

"Good stuff!" Li Er raised the binoculars in his hand and said as he walked.

"If Your Majesty likes it, the telescope boy will give it to Your Majesty!" Just after being saved by Li Er, Zhao Chen immediately reciprocated Li by generously giving Li Er the telescope.

"Humph!" When Li Er heard this, when he snorted, stepped on the horse brought by a eunuch, and left without looking back.

Look, this is the Emperor of the Ages! Be a robber and be so powerful and domineering! Zhao Chen looked at Li Er's back with a look of admiration.

"You kid!" Cheng Chumo, who was beside Zhao Chen, bared his teeth at Zhao Chen, couldn't help but give a thumbs up, and said gloatingly.

"Huh!" Zhao Chen smiled embarrassedly when he saw this, and immediately remembered that Cheng Chumo, this kid, had just saved his life, and immediately hugged Cheng Chumo very chic and said, "Thank you Brother Cheng just now!" ”

"Where, where! It's just a gesture! Cheng Chumo slapped his chest suddenly, looking extremely heroic.

"Cheng Chumo went back and took twenty military sticks!"

However, before the two of them could sympathize with each other, Li Er's cold voice came from the front, and when they heard Li Er's voice, the two immediately looked at each other and let out a sigh in unison.