Chapter 4 Brothers and Brothers
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Li Er's words are holy decrees, and no one can be allowed to disobey them.
Cheng Chumo just rubbed it before, and was immediately fined twenty military sticks by Li Er.
The group returned to the palace in a majestic manner, and Li Er took a group of civil and military officials to the Taiji Palace to discuss matters. Zhao Chen simply followed Cheng Chumo to the barracks, and the military judge in the barracks with a military stick was waiting there early, smiling and disgusting.
These bastards don't have their share in the battlefield, they have enough to eat and drink, and they are all using their strength on their brothers' butts, and they are not afraid that one day, they will fall into the hands of others.
It is said that it is twenty military sticks, that is, twenty military sticks, and not a single stick dares to fall. Zhao Chen stood on the side, watching the pine water and fire sticks, one by one falling on Cheng Chumo's buttocks.
The water-stained wooden stick fell on the flesh and made a dull 'poof' sound, and Cheng Chumo bit a piece of wooden stick hard in his mouth, which was to prevent biting his tongue when the pain was unbearable.
After the beating of the twenty military sticks, the military judge immediately stepped forward with a smile, looked flattering, rubbed his hands vigorously and said, "Brother Chu Mo understands a lot!" This is the bowl of rice that the brothers eat, and they have to bear it a lot! ”
"Get out!" Cheng Chumo spit out the wooden stick in his mouth, bared his teeth hard, and said viciously.
When the military judge heard this, he immediately agreed and ran away like a rabbit. This is also a disciple of a general like Cheng Chumo, replaced by an ordinary soldier, can these bastards have this attitude?
"Chu Mo, are you alright?" When the military judge left, Zhao Chen opened his mouth apologetically.
Li Er is inhumane! said that it was a joke, but in the end, Cheng Chumo just rubbed it off, and fined Cheng Chumo twenty military sticks, ruining his pair of binoculars in vain.
"It's okay, what's this!" Cheng Chumo lay on the low mound, pouting his buttocks, and said very heroically: "My ass has long been stiffened by my father with a whip, and this little military stick is like tickling..."
Cheng Chumo's father is Cheng Biting Jin, the demon king of the mixed world who carried a board axe to block the road and rob in the Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties.
However, at this time, Cheng Yanjin should have merged with Li Jing and others, followed by the Turkic army of tens of thousands, all the way to Shuofang, and would not return with troops until the Turks completely retreated.
Although he said this, Zhao Chen clearly saw where this girl was, grinning his teeth, obviously in front of Zhao Chen, trying to be a hero.
"I'll see!" Zhao Chen didn't say a word, he simply came behind Cheng Chumo and lifted the hem of Cheng Chumo's armor.
"Don't, don't!" Cheng Chu silently heard this, and hurriedly stopped Zhao Chen's hand, but unfortunately he was crawling at this time, and he was unable to move, and the hem of his clothes was lifted by Zhao Chen.
His grandmother's, these bastards are too heavy, right?
Zhao Chen lifted the hem of Cheng Chumo's clothes, and saw Cheng Chumo's swarthy two-petaled buttocks, which were purple and purple at the moment, and the green tendons on his angry forehead immediately jumped 'suddenly'.
This doesn't hurt, Zhao Chen remembers that when he was in elementary school, his naughty palm was smoked by the teacher a few boards, and it hurt him to rub it in class, not to mention that Cheng Chumo's ass was bruised.
"Chu Mo, bear with it!" There was bruise on the buttocks, and this had to be punctured with a needle to let the bruises out.
Li Er snatched his binoculars, but left him with his backpack, which contained the needles and threads and white medicine he had used in the jungle.
Zhao Chen gave Cheng Chumo an explanation, took out the needle and gritted his teeth on Cheng Chumo's ass and punctured a few wounds, watching the purple blood flowing out of the wound gradually turn red, and then took out the white medicine and sprinkled it evenly on Cheng Chumo's buttocks.
"Sizzle~ It's so fucking comfortable!" The white medicine was sprinkled on his buttocks, and Cheng Chumo, who was grinning with his teeth that was still hurting just now, immediately gasped and hummed comfortably.
Seeing this, Zhao Chen couldn't help but be amused by Cheng Chu's silent pouting and humming. Then he packed his backpack, came to Cheng Chumo, and sat down cross-legged against a wooden stake.
"Xiao Chen, tell me about you in the mountains! I didn't even have a chance to ask you along the way! Cheng Chumo rested his chin on his folded arms, turned his head to look at Zhao Chen and asked. There was a blazing fire of gossip in his eyes.
When Zhao Chen heard this, he couldn't help but smile bitterly, sooner or later this matter will be asked, it is better to take this opportunity to tell Cheng Chu to listen to it first, and it will be regarded as practice, so as not to reveal any flaws when someone asks about him again.
So, after a slight pause, he began to make up: "I have lived with my master in the mountains since I was a child, where there are mountains on all sides, ancient trees are towering, and peach trees are overgrown.
"There is a peach blossom nunnery in the valley, and my master and I live in the nunnery on weekdays..."Zhao Chen said as he spoke, and involuntarily remembered Tao Yuanming's Taoyuan Ji, thinking about it inappropriately, his voice turned into a limp, and he turned to Tang Yin's peach blossom nunnery.
"What about your family?" Cheng Chumo is a complete rough embryo, Zhao Chen took great pains to describe the fairyland on earth for a long time, and chanted a song of Tang Yin's Peach Blossom Anthem, but Cheng Chumo just plucked out his ears boredly and continued to ask curiously.
When Zhao Chen heard this, his expression paused slightly, a trace of pain appeared in his eyes, and he immediately shook his head gloomily.
I'm afraid I'll never see my family again! From the moment he was separated from his travelers in the Qinling Mountains, Zhao Chen was destined to never be reunited with his family again in his life.
Perhaps, there are some things that you will regret only if you lose them!
When Zhao Chen used to be with his parents and wife, he was noisy and noisy, and his life was dull, and what he wanted to do most at that time was to go out of the house, and he felt that only when he walked out of the house, he would feel extremely relaxed, like a fish returning to the sea.
However, after being separated from the Qinling Mountains and shuttling in the jungle for a month, especially now that I know that I am in the Tang Dynasty, more than 1,300 years after being separated from the afterlife, the kind of family affection that is hidden in my heart and simply ignored on weekdays begins to burst out little by little.
Uncomfortable! It's very uncomfortable!
This kind of pain of being unaccompanied, knowing that his family is alive and well, but not being able to reunite no matter what, almost made Zhao Chen uncomfortable to death!
"It's okay Xiao Chen, in the future, I will be your brother, and my family will be your family!" Cheng Chumo looked at Zhao Chen with a painful face, and thought that Zhao Chen's family had all died, so he stretched out his hand and patted Zhao Chen's shoulder, and said very sympathetically.
At the end of the Sui Dynasty, there was a great chaos, the world was full of smoke, and the family was ruined and the dead did not know how many, especially in Hebei and Shandong, they had suffered from the successive rebellions of Dou Jiande and Liu Heimin.
"Okay, we'll be brothers in the future!" When Zhao Chen heard this, he couldn't help grinning, wiping away the tears that had fallen when he was sad just now, and said with some warmth in his heart.
The people of this era value love and righteousness, and if they say it, they will treat you as a brother, that is, a brother, a brother, and a knife in both sides, which is not at all comparable to the brothers who wear masks in later generations.
"Fuck, hungry!" As he was talking, a shocking gurgling sound sounded in Cheng Chumo's stomach, and Cheng Chumo snorted without feeling embarrassed at all, and muttered.
Cheng Chumo's age is the age when he is not full of food and is not tired of work, not to mention that it is strange that he is not hungry after eating in the morning!
"I still have some dry food here, let's eat some first!" There was still half a piece of compressed dry food left over in the backpack, Zhao Chen looked at Cheng Chumo's hungry and miserable appearance, unzipped the backpack, took out half a piece of compressed dry food from it and handed it to Cheng Chumo.
"Good stuff!" As soon as Cheng Chumo saw the dry food in Zhao Chen's hand, his eyes immediately showed a wolf-like gaze, snatched the dry food from Zhao Chen's hand, took it to his nose and lowered his nose and sniffed it, and praised it from the bottom of his heart, and did not dislike whether he had been bitten by Zhao Chen, and opened his mouth wide and put a large piece of dry food into his mouth.
Cheng Chumo's way of eating like this, Zhao Chen's eyes fell in shock, Nima, this is compressed dry food, such a way to eat, it's strange not to be choked to death!
Quickly took out the thermos cup from the backpack, unscrewed the lid and handed it to Cheng Chumo. Sure enough, when Zhao Chen took the water cup, Cheng Chumo was already choked and rolled his eyes, but this bastard was choked like this, and he was reluctant to spit it out, preferring to choke himself out of breath.
"Whew, it's so fragrant!" took a big sip of warm tea from the water cup, and finally washed down a mouthful of dry food in his mouth, Cheng Chumo exhaled heavily, and said unfinished.
Speaking is another mouthful of dry food, but this time I learned to be well-behaved, a small mouthful of dry food, a sip of tea, and I ate with relish.
"This is fragrant, when you have a chance in the future, my brother will cook you a delicious meal, then it is called fragrant!" The thermos cup is very large, and there is not much tea left in it, Zhao Chen saw that Cheng Chumo was struggling to drink, so he simply asked for the cup from Cheng Chumo's hand, poured the tea into the lid of the cup, handed it to Cheng Chumo and said.
"Really?" Cheng Chumo swallowed the last bit of dry food into his mouth very unproductively, licked the dry food residue on his hand unsatisfied, took the lid of the cup handed by Zhao Chen, poured it down, looked at Zhao Chen with a wink, and asked.
Zhao Chen looked at Cheng Chumo with a smile, and said angrily: "I don't have sugar to eat if I lie to you!" ”
Cooking in this era is nothing more than boiling, steaming, and roasting, and there is a shortage of spices, so the dishes made in this way can be guessed how unpalatable they are, needless to say.
Just as the two brothers were talking here, a eunuch wearing a high black hat quietly came behind Zhao Chen.
His Majesty Li Er has a decree, Xuan Zhao Chen will meet you in Taiji Palace!