Chapter 5: Tricks
Snow Moth's heart trembled, and even the hanging net shook.
"Did he pull out the white lotus with silt at will? Or do you already know that I am a member of the White Lotus Sect? Bai Xue Moth felt that he was like a transparent spar in front of Dong Ce, undisguised.
Although Dong Ce's words were plain, he was domineering, and it seemed that he had put an unwarranted mark on the white snow moth, but in fact, as long as the white snow moth had a ghost in her heart, then this move would undoubtedly pull off the fig leaf on her body and give her a clean and shining person.
"I think my writing skills are good, I can be a bachelor, what do you think?" Dong Ce broke the short silence and smiled.
Bai Xue Moth was stunned when she heard this, and at the same time, she was inexplicably relieved in her heart, for fear that Dong Ce would continue to compare her with Bai Lian, so she pursed her lips and smiled: "I think you are a scoundrel!" ”
"That's a compliment."
"Shameless!"
"Thank you!"
The words were closed, and the two tacitly smiled very much.
"Alas, this man, I really can't see through him!" Bai Xue Moth was angry and wanted to laugh in his heart, and he didn't know how to deal with Dong Ce, this person was shameless, he was really invincible in the world.
At the moment when the two of them were talking, the confetti in the sky had already landed, and passers-by commented on the contents of the white paper, or asked, or explained the situation of the White Lotus Sect, which was very lively for a while, especially the twenty or thirty victims, who were excited and tearful, holding a few pieces of confetti and kowtowing to the sky again and again, so stupid.
Seeing this scene, Dong Ce frowned, but in an instant, he suddenly thought of something, and his eyes couldn't help but narrow slightly, like an old fox that had become a spirit and found its prey.
"Xiaobai, today I will let you see what it means to teach people to fish is better than to teach people to fish." Dong Ce came to such a sentence inexplicably, which made Bai Xuemo's mind full of doubts.
"Take it."
Dong Ce was stunned by the white snow moth, stuffed two large brocade boxes into her arms, and put the shoe cloth bag around his neck and a few bundles of silk cloth behind him on the tables and chairs of the open-air tea stall behind him, and then walked to the group of people who were excited to bow down, looked down at them and said: "There is a way that heaven and earth are not benevolent, and all things are dogs, heaven and earth do not care about benevolence, and it does not matter whether they are unkind, all things in heaven and earth are born of nature, and benevolence is born from the heart, and if the heart is not right, it is not benevolent, unrighteous, unfaithful, unfilial, and has nothing to do with God, but I want to tell you that God has only one, It is not surnamed Huang, and it is impossible to have the surname Qing, it is only called Tian! ”
Dong Ce's words were sonorous and powerful, and not only the victims were stunned, but even many passers-by who were discussing the White Lotus Sect looked sideways and looked at Dong Ce in surprise.
Dong Ce didn't wait for them to react, and continued: "Since it's not about the sky, then why do you need to ask for the sky, because using your hands to build a new home is better than waiting for death here." ”
A middle-aged man with a sick face who was hungry reacted first, and sneered weakly: "What you said is easy, this flood is rushing, the home is gone, the crops are gone, and the rented land is completely destroyed. Where do the seedlings come from? ”
As soon as the sick man finished speaking, another thin man on the side said with a very scoundrel expression: "That's it, I'm starving to death, the government doesn't care, don't ask God, beg you, look at Gongzi, you are rich, I don't want to come and don't lack that money, use it to help us." ”
"That's it." Seeing that there was a beginning, the remaining group of victims immediately chimed in.
"Hehe, interesting, this guy is looking for himself to be boring, I want to see how you end!" Bai Xuemoth finally understood what Dong Ce was going to do, and it was stupid to persuade people to go back to farming, because she knew very well how difficult it was, but she was also happy to see this scene, and threw a small amount of money to the tea stall with great interest, asking him to serve a pot of tea, and she sat in front of the tea stall and slowly admired Dong Ce's deflatedness.
Dong Ce's roar was like a tsunami, and these victims vented all the negative emotions they had been resentful of for a long time to him, which was almost overwhelming.
"Silence, everyone be quiet, listen to me!" Dong Ce waved his hand and shouted, but unfortunately, his voice was instantly drowned out by the sound of the victims, which made him depressed for a while, and he didn't pay attention to these people, turned his head and walked towards the passers-by who were watching the play: "Hello to all the fathers and villagers of Zhenjiang Mansion, as the saying goes, rely on your parents at home, rely on your friends when you go out, and rely on the government when you encounter natural disasters, but now we have no choice, who let us be poor in the future!" ”
"Poof!"
The white snow moth just drank a sip of tea, and after hearing this, he couldn't help but spray the net directly full of dewdrops.
Fortunately, at this moment, people who are in a similar situation to Bai Xuemoth abound, who will pay attention to her indecent behavior, one by one, they held back a smile, stepped forward to watch, and after a while, they surrounded most of the circle, and those victims were a little timid and retreated, as if they were afraid that Dong Ce would call on the passers-by to beat them.
Dong Ce naturally wouldn't do such a stupid thing, he saw the crowd surrounding, so he continued: "What should we do if our government is poor? It doesn't matter, there are no government and there are still villagers, but why should the villagers help us, give it today, ask for it tomorrow, every day, and it will make people lazy and lazy, and even evolve some lazy people to take this as a profession and specialize in this deceptive and sympathetic business, shameful! ”
Dong Ce scolded angrily, turned around in a chic way, pulled the wide black sleeves, took out a copper coin and pinched it in his hand, and appeared in front of people for half a circle, just when everyone was curious, he put the copper coin into his palm, and the palm of his hand was spread out again, and the money was gone!
"Huh!"
Several passers-by in the front row suddenly widened their eyes, their faces were full of disbelief, and those who didn't see clearly immediately clamored to watch it again, making the hearts of those who couldn't see it behind them feel like cat's claws, that's called an itch!
"What should we do in order not to raise such a shameful person? Simple, one word, change! As he spoke, Dong Ce took out another copper coin, and with a rub of his thumb, one copper coin instantly turned into five, and everyone's jaws were about to drop.
Dong Ce lost the copper coins in his hand one after another, and kept saying: "This change, it's not like I changed money, let's say okay first, let's just a trick, you want me to turn the copper coins into gold, I'...... Hey! In the end, the fifth copper coin happened to be held in his hand, and everyone was still speculating that these copper coins would also disappear, however, an amazing scene appeared, with Dong Ce's palm, the copper coin was indeed gone, but a small gold ingot with golden brilliance was lying flat in his palm.
"God!" A middle-aged man exclaimed.
This sentence instantly woke everyone up, and one by one they were amazed, shouting that this is a miracle!
Bai Xue Moth grabbed the small gold bag and stomped her foot fiercely, when she saw Dong Ce conjure up gold just now, although she was also shocked, but looking at the gold ingots was very familiar, after thinking about it carefully, she immediately took out the small gold bag and counted it inside, oh no, there are three ingots missing, don't underestimate one or two per ingot, it is 30,000 copper coins! Enough to stone people to death.
"Stinky scoundrel!" Bai Xue Moth scolded lightly, but in his heart he was wondering when Dong Ce did it? She wouldn't even notice it.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's wrong, this is really a trick, it's absolutely impossible to conjure real gold, I don't believe you can see it clearly!" Dong Ce said, holding the gold, his palm quickly swept over his fist, and then his palm spread out again, and as a result, one ingot of gold actually turned into two ingots.
"Good!"
With a series of applause, Dong Ce's first audience in the world has been generated, and it's time to collect money!
"Brother Cha, can you borrow a table!" Dong Ce shouted to the little guy at the tea stall next to him, and the little guy immediately said, "No problem, I'll move it for you." ”
Dong Ce performed a few casually here, and immediately attracted hundreds of onlookers, and the business of the tea stall on the side naturally rose, except for a table wrapped by the white snow moth, the rest of the tables were full of people, and the bursting business was so happy that he was about to call Dong Ce's grandfather, and now he listened to his request, and naturally was happy to respond, but what should he do if he swept to his stall and found that there was no empty table?
"Use this table." Snow Moth put her belongings on the stool and said casually.
"Thank you, little lady." The little guy immediately brought the table to Dong Ce.
Dong Ce asked for another three tea bowls, and immediately said to a little girl among the victims: "Come here." ”
The little girl blinked when she heard this, and looked at a rather beautiful woman beside her, this woman naturally didn't know why, but seeing that Dong Ce was rich and noble, and had such skills, he must not be an ordinary person, how dare he offend him, besides, there are many people here, forgive him and dare not do anything wrong, so he let his daughter go over.
After Dong Ce whispered a few words in the little girl's ear, he said to the audience: "Although talking about money hurts feelings, there must be brave men under heavy rewards!" Saying that, Dong Ce laughed at himself again and said: "I know that we are so thin, in the eyes of everyone, let alone a brave man, a coward may not be able to catch up!" ”
"Hahaha!" The audience immediately burst out laughing, secretly thinking that this kid is really interesting, and he is obviously ready to ask for a reward.
"Don't look at me now, in fact, I weighed 800 pounds two months ago!" Dong Ce is not shocking, and he is endless.
"Bragging rights, you."
"It's like, you don't want to get a table just to talk this nonsense."
"Don't talk nonsense, the money is left here, if you dare to continue to change, I will dare to reward!" A rich, well-dressed man said proudly.
"That's good, it's all for good deeds, please buy a money field if you have money, and hold a personal field if you don't have money, stare at your eyes, watch carefully, and change!" As Dong Ce's voice fell, he flicked his sleeves, grabbed a tea bowl and covered it on the table, and when he opened it again, a gold ingot appeared!
Without waiting for everyone to applaud, the tea bowl was covered again, and then opened, the gold was gone, and the copper coin came.
Then Dong Ce covered the three tea bowls, put a gold ingot under the middle bowl, and quickly changed the positions of the three bowls with both hands, and finally stopped to guess to the audience which bowl the gold was in, and guessed that it was his!
As a result, the audience went crazy and guessed one after another, but no matter how they guessed, no one guessed correctly, and some people even asked Dong Ce to open all three bowls very shamelessly, and what was even more unexpected was that Dong Ce actually did it correctly, and as a result, there was nothing under the three bowls, which made everyone shout that Dong Ce was despicable!
But when they began to guess that there was nothing in it, the gold appeared, and when they guessed that there was either nothing or only money, bizarrely, a small stone appeared, and then it turned into a small wooden block, in short, you can't guess what will appear next time, people are amazed, people who guess are shouting despicable, and the little girl who was ordered by Dong Ce also got a small round dustpan from the tea stall and began to say thank you to the crowd.
This little girl is about eleven or twelve years old, she is already hungry and skinny, and her body is dilapidated, but the most important thing in Jiangnan is water, and it is just autumn at this time, the weather is not cold, although the girl is dressed in shabby, she is also very clean, and the sick white on her face is not scary, and the small face is also exquisite, like a big-headed doll, very cute, which is why Dong Ce chose her to collect money.
Children can reduce the guardiness of adults, and it is uproar when collecting money, and it has not yet gone full circle, and the copper coins in the dustpan are so heavy that the little girl is almost unstable, but those victims are also good enough, and when they saw the situation, they quickly called two little boys to run to help, and the adults were squatting behind, first, they were embarrassed, and secondly, they didn't know if the money that Dong Ce got by tricks would help them.
Dong Ce changed for a while, and stopped when he felt that it was almost there.
"Why did it stop?" The audience was instantly unhappy, thinking that we had just given the money, and you were going to turn your face and deny people, isn't this a trap!
"What else do you want to see for this money?" Dong Ce complained in his heart, but on the surface, he said happily: "The so-called three hundred and sixty lines, the line is out...... General, this change and change of craftsmanship is very tiring, please folks to calm their anger, do not hide it, today in a hurry, did not prepare redundant programs, but everyone rest assured, I will come over another day, thanks to everyone does not dislike, can come here to see, as for the reward everyone is happy to give a point, all as a good deed, thank you, thank you. ”
In fact, Dong Ce really wants to perform, he can play a lot of tricks casually, but it is impossible to show them all, if these audiences will continue to give money, it would be good to let them give it once!