Chapter 6 I also teach
Dong Ce tried his best to persuade the audience to leave, and immediately came to the tea stall to ask for a bowl of tea, and only after drinking it all did he taste that this was actually made of hawthorn leaves, and he couldn't help but sigh, although he went back thousands of years and the history was unrecognizable, the taste of this tea has not changed at all.
"I didn't think you still had such skills!" Snow Moth smiled lightly.
"Long eyes, I thought we would rely on this trick to win the pot back then, but unfortunately my master broke two fingers." As Dong Ce spoke, his eyes were full of melancholy, and he couldn't help but smile bitterly at the corners of his mouth.
Bai Xuemoth was blocked by the curtain, so naturally she couldn't see Dong Ce's demeanor at this time, otherwise she would definitely see some clues, instead of just Dong Ce bragging about it.
As soon as Dong Ce put down the tea bowl, the little girl in the disaster came with a dustpan full of copper coins, stood in front of Dong Ce and stared at him, followed by two eight or nine-year-old boys behind the little girl, both holding a pile of copper coins in their torn clothes, and the adults also gathered around, all with expectations on their faces, and Dong Ce shook his head secretly.
The victims were speechless, they all looked at him blankly, Dong Ce was silent for a long time before he spoke: "The hands are the foundation of wealth, and the mind is the source of wealth." ”
"Yes, yes." Several victims nodded their heads one after another.
"It's a fart, don't pretend to understand." Dong Ce scolded and said: "The flood destroyed your home, it's not for you to ask God to worship the Buddha and believe in something useless, because God won't drop pies, so what should you do if you are in trouble?" Rely on the government? Asking for alms? Wrong, you can only rely on yourself, you can only believe in yourself, although you are farmers, but at this time you have to become a fisherman for me, and if you don't know how to fish, you have to learn, it's much better than waiting for death here. ”
"But the imperial court has an order, no matter whether you hunt or fish, you can't catch indiscriminately." One of the victims muttered.
"Stupid!" Dong Ce shook his head again and again, and said, "Has the imperial court taken care of you?" No, in that case, why don't you let it go, if they dare to interfere, okay, open a warehouse for disaster relief, as long as you unite and protest together, I don't believe he dares to kill you all, besides, fishing is not limited to fish, understand? ”
"I don't understand." The victims shook their heads in unison.
"Damn, forget it, I don't want to waste my tongue, you can take the money, if you really want to live with your own hands, I can teach you a few tricks, but it's almost night today, I'll come back tomorrow."
"Thank you, thank you, great benefactor."
Seeing that the victims wanted to kneel down for Dong Ce, Dong Ce was dissatisfied: "Don't come with me to these useless things, you have to worship, worship this white lady, she is the holy woman of our Dayan God Sect, also known as the holy woman of warding off evil spirits, visiting her can avoid all evil ways and crooked ways." ”
Bai Xuemo, who was watching Dong Ce perform the art of teaching fishing with great interest, was stunned at first when she heard the words, and when the victims collectively knelt down for her and recited to meet the holy woman to ward off evil spirits, she was so shocked that she quickly stood up and waved her hand and said: "How can the little girl bear such a big gift, no, absolutely not." ”
"Why, after you became a saint, you still know how to dislike people." Dong Ce pouted.
"You still have the face to say." Bai Xuemoth glared at Dong Ce fiercely, but unfortunately, there was a hanging net to resist Dong Ce and couldn't see it.
Snow Moth said to the victims who insisted on kneeling for her, "Everyone get up, or I'll be angry." ”
Hearing the words of the white snow moth, the victims stood up.
In fact, these people's dreams now are very simple, a thatched hut that can block the wind and rain, a full meal, not to mention hot and cold, just be able to eat.
And what Dong Ce brought to them today is not enough to make everyone's dreams come true immediately, but there is a broad road to their dreams, and they naturally have to thank them a thousand times, otherwise what if they run away? Who will save them?
"Alright, you should go to the suburbs now, build a few grass huts, settle down first, and come here early tomorrow morning to wait for him!" Snow Moth said as if she had a lot of experience.
"Thank you, Holy Maiden, for your advice." The victims thanked them again, and then slowly left step by step.
After the victims left, Bai Xuemoth looked at Dong Ce, who was sitting on the bench with Erlang's legs crossed and drinking tea leisurely, and said in a cold voice: "What do you want to do?" ”
Dong Ce took a sip of tea and slammed his mouth: "Tsk, spring has just passed, and winter is in the blink of an eye, and the world is hot and cold." ”
"You still have the face to say, let me ask you, what does the Great Yan God Sect mean, what does the Holy Maiden mean, and when did I promise to join? You make it clear to me. Snow Moth said coldly.
"What, look down on my Great Yan Sect?" Dong Ce's voice was also cold.
"I think you look down on me." Snow Moth retorted.
Dong Ce gave Bai Xuemoth an elegant white eye, and said, "I've been a leftover girl for you, what else do you want to be the sect leader?" Elder? Or His Holiness? ”
Bai Xue Mo naturally couldn't hear the connotation of his words, and said angrily: "Who is rare, anyway, I won't join your ghost sect." ”
"But you have already entered, my Dayan Sect has rules, all the middle and high-level of the sect, without the permission of the sect master, those who leave the Divine Sect without the permission of the sect leader will be punished with three swords and six holes, you have to think clearly!"
"When did I join?" Snow Moth was dumbfounded, this person's thinking is too jumpy! I can't keep up at all.
"Just now, you have been bowed by my Dayan sect disciples, and they have also called you the holy woman to ward off evil spirits, do you want to admit it, okay, I will let my disciples spread it out when I go back, saying that after you Bai Xue Moth became my sect saint, you picked the fat and thin, discriminated against the disciples, and did not distinguish between dignity and inferiority, and dared to talk back to me, the sect leader, I will unite all the disciples to despise you!" After saying that, Dong Ce immediately gave Bai Xue Moth two middle fingers.
"How can I ...... I'm ...... You...... Hum. ”
Bai Xuemo's face turned white after a while, and he was so angry that he couldn't say a word, and finally stomped his foot in anger, and left angrily with a flick of his robe.
Bai Xuemo, an ancient girl who is only about twenty years old, although she has been through the dust, is nothing more than that, how can she fight Dong Ce, an old fritter who has climbed from the bottom in the postmodern era, and climbed up with one claw at a time.
The two have been in contact for less than a day, and the real contact is only one afternoon, and Bai Xuemo's identity has been touched by Dong Ce, on the contrary, Bai Xuemoth is more and more confused about Dong Ce, and in the morning he is still guessing what kind of wild ghost he is, and in the afternoon, people will tell you directly, we have a sect, and they will also force you in and directly promote you to be a saint, which is simply .......
Snow Moth was speechless, but what kind of sect is the Great Yan Sect? And when did it appear? She didn't know, maybe the forces behind her could find out, but it would take time, so she endured it!
And Dong Ce's actions were not only to tell Bai Xuemoth not to beat him, but also to tell her that the White Lotus Sect behind her was not easy to mess with!
You have taught, I have taught, although your sect has been established for some days, but you don't know how long my sect has been established, the potential enemy is often the most terrifying, it is like a poisonous snake lurking in the dark, it is not sure when it will jump out and bite you, it is impossible to guard against.
When Dong Ce returned to the flower boat, it was almost night, and he naturally carried the things that Bai Xue Mo bought, after all, he asked for three gold yuan for hard work, but he didn't expect that these things were not Bai Xue Moth's own at all, because as soon as he came back, he was surrounded by a group of kiln sisters, and after a while, those items were divided up completely, and not even a piece of rag was left for Dong Ce.
But Dong Ce didn't care.
"Seven long dong, hey, seven long dong......" Dong Ce threw a gold ingot in his hand, and returned to the room triumphantly, and saw the fat man Zhou Cong staring at him with a pair of bloodshot Wang Baxiao's green eyes, staring at him in a daze.
People come to the brothel to find girls, and I, Tama, see the old men as soon as I come, and I am still a fat man who has a deep hatred for Lao Tzu.
Dong Ce shook his head, and before he could speak, Zhou Cong got up and walked out, as if he hadn't seen Dong Ce at all, until he went out of the room, he didn't hear him say: "You said last night, tonight no matter what, the stern wooden pavilion will be packed, and the Gui steward has also been arranged, Brother Meng is going to come later, you can go whenever you want, I'll go first." ”
Dong Ce responded casually when he heard this, and he didn't have the slightest intention of comforting Fat Zhou, but he made the fat man angry a lot, sighed that he made a good friend by mistake, and regretted not being at the beginning!
The boat will stay in Zhenjiang Mansion for five days, so it will dock near the pier throughout the day.
Dong Ce changed his clothes after bathing, but it was still white inside and black outside, the style basically did not change, and he still had more than a dozen sets of clothes of the same style!
When he came to the stern, Dong Ce saw Zhou Cong in the wooden pavilion with his back against the fence, holding a bowl of wine in his hand, looking at the river, his chubby jaw was covered with a stubby beard, and the cool breeze on the autumn night blew a strand of hair on his forehead, fluttering next to his cheeks, which was really full of artistic conception.
But it's a pity that this scene is like Li Kui admiring the moon, which is indescribably weird.
"Here we go." Zhou Cong didn't look back, and said casually, he was really quite a master.
"Hmm." Dong Ce responded, walked into the wooden pavilion, pulled out a stool and sat down, unceremoniously picked up the chopsticks on the table, sandwiched a piece of fragrant fish meat and put it in his mouth, savored it, and felt good before he began to eat it.
"I went to the market with the White Lady today, how do you feel?" Zhou Cong still asked Wangjiang.
"Average." Dong Ce said casually.
"Ugh." Zhou Cong sighed, turned his head and looked at Dong Ce in a daze, and when Dong Ce thought that this guy's sexual orientation was problematic, he heard him sigh again: "The white lady is the person that the little prince has a crush on, if it weren't for King Huan, he would have done this woman a long time ago, and now that you are close to her, you have to be careful!" ”
In the end, Zhou Cong took a sip of wine, wiped his mouth and said: "Cough, what are you talking about, if you can understand this, you won't go today, all in all, you can't help but find other girls, the white lady can't touch it anymore, this woman is unknown, you know what Steward Gui said today." ”
"What did he say?" Dong Ce said curiously.
"What do you say, hum, when the story is told, it is said that the White Lady moved all the stern boatmen away in the name of writing the score last night, and then used medicine to faint the maid Kui'er, and you came here to have a private meeting with him in the name of Xiaojie last night, a good pair of concubines who are interested in beautiful women!" Zhou Cong laughed at himself, and said helplessly: "Poor me, I asked you to get up early in the morning to see the demeanor of a white girl, I didn't expect people to do it for you last night, Brother Dong, you can really do it!" ”
"How did he know about last night?" Dong Ce was quite surprised.
"This ...... Ahem, this is people's territory, people want to know what's so difficult? Zhou Cong was stunned, then pursed his lips, and responded with a dodgy gaze.
"Oh!" Dong Ce nodded meaningfully, and said casually: "It's a pity that this Gui steward doesn't go to lecture!" However, doesn't the little prince like the White Lady, how dare he pass on the ugly things about the White Lady? ”
From Zhou Cong's gaze, Dong Ce had already seen that it must be this guy who leaked the secret, because after the white snow moth last night, he was asked by the fat man why he went for so long when he went back, and he casually said that when he was in the stern of the boat, he met a beauty, and the other party was fascinated by his small solution, and he wanted to serve him with a dead face, but he didn't expect a half-truth and half-false joke to be connected by them, and it can only be said that there is no impermeable wall in this world!
"Cough, I used to say that you don't think that any woman can get it with money, you can't only use money to deal with the popular Qing people, let alone use force, otherwise there will be more people who will be offended, so there is a saying in this industry, saying that if you want to get on your body, you will damage your people first!"
Dong Ce's predecessor was a gentleman who didn't understand the amorous feelings, and after falling in love with Sister Yao, he directly offered the price, even if people were serving other men, he still offered the price, and together with the man, of course, it was to give the man some money and let him get out!
Seeing that the fat man looked like he wanted to vomit his bitterness, Dong Ce smiled secretly in his heart, and pretended to be puzzled on the surface: "What is the desire to get on his body and damage his people first?" ”
Zhou Cong really took a sip of wine very complacently, wiped his mouth and said: "Simple, what I mean is that you want to play this Qingqi person, you need to make it feel aggrieved and helpless, so you need to send others to spread ugly things, if she is hard, then be ruthless, anyway, there are more means, as long as you are powerful and powerful, this is not a matter at all, and then you are stepping forward and sweeping away the rumors with righteousness and awe, why did this Qingqi person do Qingqiren, it is not for a white body, and you also returned her Qingbai, Qingqi people naturally think that they have found a pillar, How can you repay the promise except with your body? In this way, the rest of the guys who love Qingqi can't spit out if they have complaints! ”
"Will King Huan hook up with a white girl for his son?" Dong Ce said confused again.
"What do you think?" Zhou Cong smiled, and quickly resumed his seriousness: "As long as the little prince helps the helpless white lady, he will be modest on the surface and let the matter pass, but how do you know that he will not climb over the wall at night?" That's that kid's housekeeping skill! And the white lady, who is only in her prime, is thinking about a man, and the dry wood is burning in the kiln! ”