170 Stupid Donkey Triangle
The three guys finally stopped, although their hearts were still unwilling to give in, but their will and body had already yielded.
Xiucai met a soldier, and he couldn't say it reasonably; When a genius meets a barbarian, he only kneels.
"Stand up for me!" Xiao Zhan scolded with his hands behind his back: "Raise your head with your chest up, look ahead with your eyes, and keep your hands close to the seams of your pants." I can't stand well in a military posture, how can I be a soldier? You're all geniuses, even if you're stupid donkeys. ”
The three guys didn't dare to move, so they could only stand obediently in a military posture against the big sun.
Xiao Zhan packed them up, and he didn't care if he was really convinced, as long as he took it.
The wound was aching, my legs were cramping, and sweat was dripping downward.
The three of them couldn't hold it for a long time, but as long as they saw Xiao Zhan's white teeth when he smiled, they immediately gave themselves motivation and let themselves stand up.
"Why are you soldiers?" Xiao Zhan asked.
"Defend the family and the country!"
The three of them spoke in unison.
Xiao Zhan rolled his eyes: "Tell the truth." ”
"Tell ...... truth"
Xiao Zhan glared at him fiercely.
"The truth is that I hacked a payment website and was caught...... Cao Di looked embarrassed.
"Hacked a website? What website? Bank?! ”
Xiao Zhan became interested all of a sudden, and he really couldn't see that this kid was very fierce.
"Uh...... I hacked an overseas life film website......" Cao Di said very, very lightly: "I replaced all the life films of that website with Nezha Trouble, but the Internet Supervision Bureau came to the door and arrested me...... I'm hacking a life film website! ”
Embarrassing, quite embarrassing, if you get caught in a big event, you will be arrested, but this is the case.
"What else?" Xiao Zhan asked.
"And ...... Can you not say it? Give me some privacy? Cao Di pleaded.
Xiao Zhan's eyes widened, and Cao Di was so frightened that he hurriedly spit out the truth.
"I broke down the LAN of the Cyber Regulatory Bureau, so they arrested me and gave me two options, either go to jail or join the army...... It's a fool who wants to go to jail, so I have to come to school. ”
Cao Di couldn't say it, although he was invited, if he really wanted to leave, he would be sent to prison immediately, this is his old bottom, and it is also the reason why he left with a scream, but he didn't dare to leave.
"Huo Xiaogang, what about you?" Xiao Zhan asked Huo Xiaogang again.
"I feel like my life should be colorful, and what I've learned should be blooming, not ......"
"Speak human words!"
"Uh...... They said I only needed to be a soldier for a few years, and when I came out, I would get a laboratory. Brother Zhan, a laboratory is amazing, that's what I've always dreamed of......"
"Tell the truth!" Xiao Zhan's face was not good-looking.
"I, I, I...... I deciphered the SLBM launch equation ......"
Xiao Zhan's eyes widened: Cow!
Huo Xiaogang smiled proudly, very satisfied with Xiao Zhan's expression.
"Smack!"
Xiao Zhan slapped him on the head, which immediately turned Comrade Huo Xiaogang into an aggrieved little daughter-in-law.
"Jiangyang, what about you?" Xiao Zhan looked at Jiang Yang again.
"How can my technology be used by foreigners?" Jiang Yang said with a straight face: "Although I have been offered an annual salary of three million pounds abroad, I am a Chinese and have a Chinese heart, so of course I have to contribute to the development of my motherland's communications industry." ”
"Itchy skin?" Xiao Zhan grinned.
"No, no, no, in fact, I just stole some phone bills, it's such a trivial matter." Jiang Yang said embarrassedly: "Actually, it can't be regarded as stealing, but I just found a small loophole, and then got some." ”
"How much?"
"More than 300 million."
Jiang Yang looked proud, he waited for Xiao Zhan to be frightened by the number of 300 million, but he waited and waited, but what he waited for was disdain.
"More than 300 million? Unpromising! ”
Xiao Zhan is quite disdainful, he has the technology and ability, and he only made more than 300 million, which is really a little cowardly.
He basically knows the abilities of these three guys, they are all good, they are all very powerful, no wonder the above wants to collect them, and they are also given considerable privileges.
Technical ability is someone else's, you can't use it strong, right? After all, this is a society governed by the rule of law, and the troops cannot mess around.
"Your ability is average, don't say that you are a genius in the future, shame." Xiao Zhan looked disdainful.
"Yes, yes, Brother Zhan is right, right!"
"Stop being a sycophant, stand in a military posture!"
"Yes!"
The three guys continued to stand in a military position, standing in the dark, and did not let them go back to the dormitory until the lights were almost out.
But the worse is still to come, in the future, they have to train and study with the detachment every day, and all the privileges are gone.
Why? Their genius coat was ripped off by Xiao Zhan.
They have an extra nickname: the stupid donkey triangle.
This kind of guy has to shave their faces and shatter their pride to convince them.
The army needs talents, but any talent must first learn to obey and obey and then obey.
……
"Xiao Zhan, your dormitory is now adjusted to 302." Before the lights went out, Lei Bing found Xiao Zhan.
"Why?" Xiao Zhan asked.
"Do you think it's interesting to clean up three geniuses?" Lei Bing smiled and said: "302 is four ghost talents, you can clean them up before you have the ability." They're privileged, and privilege is transferable, you know? ”
Xiao Zhan's eyes lit up instantly, and he immediately showed a clear expression.
"It's great, I just like to be with ghosts." Xiao Zhan shouted excitedly: "Instructor, hurry up and arrange for me to go to 302, I can't wait." ”
"Okay, no problem."
That night, Xiao Zhan entered 302;
That night, 302 ghosts cried wolf;
That night, Xiao Zhan became the boss of 302.
No one is going to jump off a building, no one is going to commit suicide, because the three guys of Genius 301 are there.
Killer, this is a killer, a killer of geniuses and ghosts.
The next day, Xiao Zhan rushed to find Lei Bing, and strongly wanted to go to the 303 Wizards dormitory again, to get rid of the people in that dormitory.
He felt that the feeling of punching geniuses and stepping on ghosts was really refreshing, and it was very rewarding.
But Lei Bing shook his head.
"Xiao Zhan, forget about 303, you can't afford to provoke the people in there, she can drive you crazy." Lei Bing said.
"I just like the way you provoke me!" Xiao Zhan smiled: "I know you have provoked me before, but this ......"
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Lei Bing.
"It's really not to provoke you this time, but the people of 303, you really can't afford to provoke." Lei Bing stared into Xiao Zhan's eyes and said, "Listen to me, don't think about 303 people." Wizard, is 301, 302 said, in fact, 303 people have never regarded themselves as wizards, she is very quiet, quiet and scary. But don't provoke her, I can't guarantee others, but I can guarantee that you will be played crazy by her. ”
"Really?" Xiao Zhan's face was full of disbelief.
"Do I have to lie to you?" Lei Bing said with a serious face: "Xiao Zhan, put away your curiosity." ”
Seeing Lei Bing's eyes and face, Xiao Zhan's heart chuckled: Is it really so powerful?
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