169 Continue to commit suicide
The suicide by jumping off the building was vigorous, and finally ended with Xiao Zhan and Huo Xiaogang successfully jumping once.
However, he was trained in a mess, if it wasn't for Lei Bing to help him, I'm afraid he would have been kicked out of school.
The school was not created specifically for the squad leader troops, even the headmaster did not know the squad leader troops, he only knew that this was a military academy and nothing more.
"It's not good, Huo Xiaogang and the three of them are going to commit suicide, they want to swallow sleeping pills!"
"What?!" Xiao Zhan jumped up and rushed to the person and said, "Quick, take me quickly!" ”
This is in the infirmary, Cao Di and Jiang Yang comforted Huo Xiaogang, and finally made the other party become normal, waiting for Xiao Zhan's results together, but they didn't expect that the other party had not been kicked out of school.
It is said that he was placed on probation.
What is this? What does it mean to stay and see?
No, we have to get him out.
Now that one suicide has worked, they don't mind playing suicide again.
After this suicide, see how he Xiao Zhan can stay in school.
Sleeping pills, swallowing sleeping pills.
"Don't come here, the three of us have already thought about it, instead of living like this, it is better to take medicine and die comfortably."
Cao Di held a scalpel in his left hand and a bottle of sleeping pills in his right hand.
Huo Xiaogang and Jiang Yang also each held a bottle of sleeping pills, making it look like they could eat it at any time.
"It's too unrighteous, it's too unrighteous, how can you three be like this?" Xiao Zhan rushed in and said angrily: "Why don't you call me for such a fun thing as taking sleeping pills to commit suicide?" Come on, come on, eat together, play suicide together. ”
"Don't come here, or I'll ...... Suicide! ”
Cao Di held the scalpel with a nervous expression.
Xiao Zhancai didn't care, he rushed to Huo Xiaogang, pinched his mouth, grabbed all the sleeping pills and poured them in.
"Uh...... Uh......"
Huo Xiaogang was caught off guard and swallowed most of the hundred sleeping pills.
"Ahem, ahem...... cough cough cough ......"
He was frightened and coughed hard, trying to cough up the medicine.
Xiao Zhan threw him aside, pinched Jiang Yang's mouth again, and poured the medicine into his mouth again.
The two guys were stunned, sleeping pills were real.
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"
The two guys were coughing and buckling, and their eyes were full of fear.
"Don't come here, don't come here!" Cao Di held the scalpel in his hand, his eyes full of fear.
He is really afraid of Xiao Zhan now, this guy's style of doing things is too arrogant.
The three of them scared him with suicide, but this guy came up and got their wish, why did he look like a barbarian?
"Smack!"
Xiao Zhan pinched Cao Di's wrist holding the knife.
"Oops!"
"Khooth!"
The scalpel fell to the ground.
Xiao Zhan pinched Cao Di's mouth and poured all the bottles of sleeping pills into it.
"Ahem, ahem...... cough cough cough ......"
The three guys coughed desperately, desperately buckled, and they were all frightened.
The trainees gathered outside the infirmary were even more confused, and what happened was completely unexpected for them.
"Hurry up, give me stomach lavage, give me stomach lavage!" Cao Di screamed.
"Doctor, gastric lavage, hurry up and give us gastric lavage."
“……”
"You can't wash it, you're going to kill yourself." Xiao Zhan glared at the two of them and shouted, "Gastric lavage will make your suicide unsuccessful, and you must not fall short." In half an hour, you will die peacefully in your sleep, with the goal of committing suicide. ”
"Who said they were going to kill themselves?" Jiang Yang shouted: "I didn't say I was going to commit suicide, help, hurry, help, I'm going to die if it's too late." ”
"A fool only kills himself, help, help......"
“……”
The three guys shouted for help, they didn't want to die yet.
"A man spits on a nail when he speaks, and if he says he wants to commit suicide, he has to commit suicide, otherwise he will lose face?" Xiao Zhan said impassionedly: "What is the most important thing for the big man? Face! Unless shameless. As a man, you must be responsible for what you say, this is pure masters! You don't have to thank me, I'm just helping you commit suicide, you're welcome. ”
"No, no, no...... We're going to die, shameless. ”
"Yes, yes, life is more important than face!"
"Help, help! ——”
The faces of the three guys turned pale, they had never met someone like Xiao Zhan, and now that they had met it, they finally knew how difficult this kind of person really was.
What do you want to face? Why do you have to face when your life is gone?
"Shameless?" Xiao Zhan asked.
"No, no."
"Are you sure?"
"Sure!"
"What should I do if I still have a face in the future?"
"Whoever wants face again is the grandson!"
“……”
Xiao Zhan laughed and kicked Cao Di in the stomach.
"Bang!"
"Uh......"
Then, Xiao Zhan punched him in the abdomen one after another, causing this guy to cramp his stomach and vomit wildly.
"Vomit ......"
The sleeping pills that were swallowed were beaten out raw.
Then, the sleeping pills that Huo Xiaogang swallowed were beaten out; The sleeping pills that Jiang Yang swallowed were also beaten out, which was more convenient and faster than gastric lavage.
The onlookers were stunned for a moment, this scene was really unexpected, the picture became too fast and too fast.
"Thank me." Xiao Zhan hugged his arms and smiled.
This smile was so evil in the eyes of Cao Di and the three of them: his eyes were fierce, and his teeth were white, as if he would bite them at any time.
"Thanks for your!" Cao Di jumped up, picked up a scalpel and pointed it at his neck and shouted: "Lao Tzu will commit suicide now, and when I die, you will not be better!! ”
"Suicide!"
"Suicide!"
All three of them were furious, one holding a scalpel and pointing it at his neck.
They are humiliated so badly that any man will go berserk under such humiliation, not to mention that they are geniuses with extremely high self-esteem.
I can't live anymore, I really can't live anymore!
Xiao Zhan laughed again, he picked up the scalpel on the ground and poked it at the bodies of the three geniuses with lightning speed.
"Poof! Burst! Burst! ”
Everyone's shoulder was poked with a bloody wound, and the movements were crisp and ruthless to the extreme.
"Ahh ——”
"It hurts me!"
"Help, bleeding!!"
“……”
"Keep committing suicide!" Xiao Zhan held the knife and roared.
"Don't kill yourself, don't kill yourself!"
"Brother Zhan, in the future, we will respect you and never dare to make trouble with you again."
"The bleeding can't be stopped, Brother Zhan, stop playing with us, we really won't dare in the future!"
The three guys cried wolf, and immediately gave up suicide after being stabbed because it hurt too much.
"What about the doctor? Give them hemostasis and suture the wound. Xiao Zhan waved his hand and said domineeringly: "Give me military training this afternoon, and you are still a genius?" Dude makes you stupid in minutes. If you become a soldier, you have to die, do you understand? It doesn't matter if you don't understand now, I'll let you understand! ”
"Yes yes yes ......"
"Also, the gate of the school is there, and I can run whenever I want, I like to see the genius running away with his tail between his legs, hehe."
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