[011] Dong Zhuo's thoughts

Lu Bu was inexplicably kicked out by Dong Zhuo, and he was very unhappy.

However, Lu Bu is a martial artist after all, and if he is unhappy, he is not happy, but he didn't think deeply, and went to his heart.

Lu Bu is now most moved by one of the female slaves of his father-in-law named Liu Xian'er, you must know that when he pulled his father-in-law's slave girl before, Liu Xian'er has always flattered herself

"Hey, hey, hey" Lu Bu thought of this, and couldn't help but wipe the saliva from the corner of his mouth.

"Forget it, find Cao Cao to go to Xiangting Tower~" Lu Bu said, and walked out of the courtyard and went straight to Cao Cao's mansion

Cao Cao threw the hot potato to Ma Xiaoquan, and he and Lu Bu went to the kiln, so he was in a good mood for a while.

Dong Zhuo sent someone to summon himself twice, some time ago he was afraid that he would show his stuffing, and he didn't dare to go because he was a thief, but now it's okay, the seven-star knife is not in his hand, and he has nothing to fear, so Cao Cao also plans to visit Dong Zhuo.

Although he doesn't like to see Dong Zhuo very much, he even hates Dong Zhuo, and secretly insults Dong Zhuo as a "national thief", but hate to hate, scold to scold, Dong Zhuo is now above one person (in fact, there is no above), the captain under 10,000 people, holding the power of soldiers and horses, and there are a lot of capable generals below, this arm can't twist the thigh, and people with a discerning eye know that they would rather swallow their anger than offend, so it is also beneficial to have a few words about Dong Zhuo appropriately.

Cao Cao rode a horse to Dong Zhuo's palace with great ambition, and occasionally saw one or two crows resting on the branches, and his heart was very uncomfortable for a while.

"Hey~ This Dong Zhuo old thief will not die for a day, and he will not die for a day~~" Cao Cao lightly whipped his horse whip and sped up.

―――――――――――――――――――――――――― Dong Zhuo listened to the words of the "Shangxian" Ma Xiaoquan, and announced that night that he would no longer sleep with women, which made Dong Zhuo's female slaves ecstatic.

After all, serving such a fat man as fat as a pig, no matter what his ability is, it is unbearable to press him on you.

According to incomplete statistics, Dong Zhuo crushed no less than 20 female slaves to death because of his fat body, so when they heard that Dong Zhuo did not recruit female slaves that night, the female slaves all hugged each other and cried bitterly.

Li Ru, the dog-legged son and son-in-law, thought that these female slaves were crying because they couldn't be pampered by Dong Lao, so they planned to sue their father-in-law, or first ask the "immortal" who the father-in-law paid special attention to.

And Lu Bu didn't think so.

Lu Bu thought: If my father-in-law doesn't plan to recruit these female slaves these days, then I happen to secretly meet one or two, I think, my father-in-law won't know, right?

Lu Bu is not only a good artist, but also a bold person, Dong Zhuo announced on the front foot that he would not recruit a slave girl for the time being, and Lu Bu secretly lurked in Dong Zhuo's palace in the name of "protecting the safety of his father-in-law", ready to wait for an opportunity to commit a crime.

And our "parallel fairy" Ma Xiaoquan, what is he doing now?

Ma Xiaoquan, after being entertained by Dong Zhuo, was stayed overnight by Dong Zhuo, saying that he wanted to learn the philosophy of life with himself.

Ma Xiaoquan thought to himself: Boss, your Ma Ye and I have been 27 years old since I was born, and you are half a hundred people, what are you doing with me? You old thing, what do you say about life, but it's actually spying on me, right?

Ma Xiaoquan didn't expose Dong Zhuo's tricks, after all, now he has a beautiful woman by his side.

"Uh-huh~" Ma Xiaoquan pursed his lips and looked at the three little beauties in front of him.

The three little beauties didn't dare to make a loud noise because of Dong Zhuo's prestige, and they were given to this so-called "fairy" by Dong Zhuo, so these three little beauties didn't dare to speak.

In the information sent by Ming to Ma Xiaoquan, it was said that it should not be too involved with ancient women, otherwise it would be unimaginable.

Ma Xiaoquan also thought about it, but as soon as he saw the three little beauties in front of him, Ma Xiaoquan was moved.

"This Mingfa is coaxing me, right?"

"Come, you three, tell me, what's your name?"

"Xiu'er"

"Miaoyu"

"Hua Lin"

"Hmm~ Xiu'er Miaoyu Hualin" Ma Xiaoquan was very satisfied with the names of these three little beauties, and chanted them several times in his mouth before continuing to ask, "Where are you all from?" ”

The three little beauties didn't dare to speak, Ma Xiaoquan asked again, and the three of them answered one by one.

"Oh~" After Ma Xiaoquan listened, he thought for a while.

Except for this Xiu'er, which Dong Zhuo brought over from Xiliang, Miaoyu and Hua Lin are all from the surrounding areas. Xiu'er is 14 years old this year, Miaoyu is 13 years old, and Hua Lin is only 12 years old.

"Hmm~ Then do you miss home?"

Ma Xiaoquan was actually just a casual question, but this question stung the sadness of the three little beauties.

For a while, the little beauties cried with rain.

Ma Xiaoquan couldn't see girls crying the most, and his heart softened when he cried, and this softness actually made Ma Xiaoquan dispel the crooked idea of possessing these three little beauties at once.

"Come, sue the immortals, if you are homesick, the immortals will find a way to send you back."

When the three little beauties heard this, their eyes lit up at the same time, but soon, they all shook their heads in unison.

"Why, you don't want to go home?"

Xiu'er cried and knelt down and said, "Don't hide it from the immortal, the slave and maid are from Xiliang, thousands of miles away, how can they go back?" ”

Ma Xiaoquan sighed and asked the other two: "What about you?" ”

Miaoyu and Hua Lin knelt down and cried, "Lord Shangxian, we are homesick, but we don't know where home is. ”

"Hmm~" Ma Xiaoquan frowned, thought for a while, and said, "In this way, Xiu'er, your home is too far away from here, you see that there is chaos now, otherwise, you stay with me first, and when I have time, I will send you back when I go to Xiliang, and Miaoyu and Hua Lin, you two think carefully about where your home is, if you have the chance, I will send you back." ”

"Puff ~ Puff ~ Puff" three times, the three little beauties kowtowed to Ma Xiaoquan three times.

After you asked me for a while, Ma Xiaoquan rubbed his neck and said, "Okay, okay, let's go down and rest first, this immortal wants to cultivate, so don't bother." Remember, if someone asks you, just sue them, saying that you are a woman of the immortals, do you understand? ”

Three little beauties and three ringing heads.

Looking at the backs of the three little beauties, Ma Xiaoquan shook his head helplessly and sighed heavily.

"Hey~"

When Cao Cao arrived at Dong Zhuo's palace, the sky had already sunk.

Cao Cao knew that Dong Zhuo had a quirk of acting in the evening, and he didn't dare to disturb him much, so he stayed in the side hall first.

Seeing that the moonlight was good at night, Cao Cao asked for a pot of wine and tasted it alone.

At that moment, a meteor streaked across the night sky.

"Huh?" Cao Cao frowned, and said thoughtfully, "Such a beautiful night sky, there is such a bad omen, I am afraid that something will change." However, the bigger it gets, the more opportunities I have with Cao Mengde, isn't it? ”

Cao Cao said, lifted the wine jug, and swayed out of the side hall.

Among the flowers in the side hall, a tall figure held a petite lovely child in his arms.

The figure said: "Beauty, you are from me today, and his father-in-law doesn't know either, you see how good the moonlight is tonight."

But Ren'er struggled in horror, but he was helpless that he was too different from that body, and his strength was far inferior to him, and after struggling for a while, Ren'er gave up.

"General, if the lieutenant knows, he will be killed!"

"Kill what? My father-in-law has so many women, if I find out, I can't just beg him to reward you to me. ”

"But, General, Captain, heh~~"

But before the man finished speaking, there was no sound, and then, from the flowers, there was only the most primitive and rippling moan

Cao Cao was bored wandering around because of the long night.

The more I walked around, the more I felt that today's atmosphere was not right, it stands to reason that this Dong Zhuo is like an iron bucket for his palace guards, why do he live in this side hall today, and there is no one left, strange, really strange.

At this moment, Cao Cao seemed to hear a strange sound, and when he listened carefully, it was like the sound of a dog man and a woman cheating.

Cao Cao didn't get angry, and said in his heart, Lao Tzu is so easy to be a vassal and elegant, why did he hear such an unfortunate voice.

Thinking about it, Cao Cao picked up the wine jug and smashed it at the place where the sound originated.

After the sound of "Bang Dang~", followed by the sound of "Ouch~".

Then, the place where the voice originated suddenly stood up a man with a naked upper body ~ naked.

The man looked around angrily, trying to find someone who interrupted his good deed.

And Cao Cao was not to be outdone, and took a few steps forward with his head held high.

"Who are you to dare to do such a reluctance in the flowers of the Taiwei Palace?"

The man didn't speak, he came straight up and punched Cao Cao.

Cao Cao is a person, not to mention that there are two brushes, this punch, it is unwise to resist hard, but it is easy to dodge.

Cao Cao thought about it, and with a bias of his head, he dodged this punch.

The fist wind swept past his ears, and there was a burst of energy, and the eardrums that shook were buzzing.

Cao Cao took three steps back, and looked at the man by the moonlight.

"Bong~~ Bong-first?"

When the man heard this, his body was shocked, and he was also startled, and by the moonlight, he took a look.

"Mengde?"

The two said in unison: "Why are you here?" ”

Cao Cao was stunned, smiled, and didn't speak.

Lu Bu also smiled, scratching his scalp, embarrassed and didn't know how to speak.

"Oh, Fengxian, I suddenly have a stomachache, no, I have to solve it." Cao Cao said, pretending to hold his stomach and ran away.

Lu Bu looked at Cao Cao's distant figure and nodded, his eyes full of gratitude.

Gratitude is gratitude, that thing still has to be done, so after a short period of gratitude, Lu Bu immediately rushed into the flowers with his pants in his hands

After Cao Cao returned to the side hall, he sneered a few times, and suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in his head, and an idea popped up.

"I don't know, this reckless man, if that's the case, maybe, you can try."

Cao Cao smiled and kept nodding

On the morning of the next day, Dong Zhuo did not go to the court as usual, and the hundred officials and Emperor Han Xian waited for almost two pillars of incense in the court, but Dong Zhuo did not see his shadow.

It is said that since Dong Zhuo was stationed in Luoyang, there was no wanton nepotism, and above the court, he was still a veteran of the Han Dynasty.

It's not that Dong Zhuo doesn't want to, Dong Zhuo has also had this crooked idea, after all, the court is full of his own family, so it will be much easier to do things.

But Dong Zhuo's crooked idea was vetoed by his son-in-law and dog-legged military advisor Li Ru.

Li Ru told Dong Zhuo that we had been stationed in Luoyang, and now if you continue to appoint cronyism, won't it make the whole country dissatisfied with you?

Dong Zhuo thought about it, Luoyang is not his own territory after all, and it is inconvenient to do anything.

Therefore, Dong Zhuo had already made up an idea in his heart a long time ago, that is, to sack Luoyang City, and then set a fire, burn it down, and then move the capital to Chang'an.

To be honest, Dong Zhuo doesn't like Luoyang's Yima Pingchuan, the terrain in this position is too flat, if someone rises up to fight him, one or two are okay to say, there are too many people, and he will be a little bit of a belly and back from the enemy.

Li Ru also analyzed for himself, Chang'an is dangerous, easy to defend and difficult to attack, if you give up Luoyang now and travel to Chang'an, even if someone comes to fight, you have to weigh it.

So Dong Zhuo didn't go to court early in the morning, thinking about when to burn Luoyang, and secondly, he was dreaming of his immortal Spring and Autumn Festival.

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