Chapter 17: I want to be an actor

"Hmph, Senior Brother Xuande, don't panic, I'll help you!" Just as Liu Bei was thinking to himself, a familiar voice sounded, and then the crowd moved out of the way, and Wang Xu came to Liu Bei's side with his head held high, obviously to fight side by side with Liu Bei.

Zhang Fei saw that it was Wang Xu, the corners of his mouth grinned, and he sneered disdainfully: "Who should I be, it turned out to be a defeated general under you, why didn't you suffer enough beatings yesterday?" ”

"Hmph, it's not that you played that third-rate trick yesterday, otherwise how would you be my opponent?" Wang Xu hated the authentic.

"Senior brother."

"Well, Senior Brother Xuande." Wang Xu looked back at Liu Bei and didn't understand what he was told to do.

"Go down."

"Senior Brother Xuande!" Wang Xu was in a hurry.

"Don't worry, I have my own way."

"This-" Wang Xu hesitated for a moment, then clenched his fists and said: "That's good, if the senior brother is not defeated, just call me." ”

"Okay, thank you, junior brother." Liu Bei smiled and then sent Wang Xu away.

"If you are defeated, call more men." Seeing Liu Bei send Wang Xu away, Zhang Fei raised his voice sarcastically.

It's another "radical plan", Liu Bei is helpless in his heart, how can this Zhang Fei turn over and over again, and someone eats his trick, alas, it's a child in the end.

Thinking like this, Liu Bei said calmly: "Don't worry, since it is a matter between you and me, then it will be resolved by you and me, and no one else will interfere." ”

Hearing Liu Bei say this, the corners of Zhang Fei's eyebrows curled slightly, looking very proud.

Liu Bei could only pretend not to see it, and said secretly in his heart: "If I hadn't made up my mind, I would have said a sentence, 'Since my junior brother said so, then Xuande and I will be disrespectful, Liu Xian, Liu Liang, and Senior Brother Wang Xu, you all come up'" It depends on what you say.

"Then let's get started." Zhang Fei rubbed his fists, looking impatient.

"Don't worry, I have a few questions for you." After Liu Bei finished speaking, he didn't wait for Zhang Fei to answer, so he took care of the questions one by one:

"First, the teacher insults the apprentice, you spoke out in class yesterday, is it right or wrong for us as a disciple to teach you a lesson?"

"Second, yesterday you were beaten by the crowd, but I rescued you and saved you from a lot of flesh and skin suffering, is that right?"

"Third, it was everyone who beat you, why are you only looking for trouble with me, isn't it bullying the weak and afraid of the hard, but this is what my husband did?"

After Liu Bei finished speaking, he calmly looked directly at Zhang Fei opposite, while the onlookers had different expressions, while Liu Xian and Liu Liang covered their faces with their hands, looking ashamed and afraid to look directly.

At this moment, Zhang Fei's lungs were about to explode, he knew that he couldn't let this kid speak first, this was obviously the victim, how could he get into his mouth and he would become an unrighteous person who would take revenge.

"That kid, don't talk nonsense, you bullied me yesterday with more people and fewer people, how can you distort the facts so much?"

"Oh?" Liu Bei raised his eyebrows, "Then I still have a question, I don't know if you have martial arts?" ”

"Naturally, I practiced." Although Zhang Fei warned himself in his heart not to pay attention to this kid's question, he still couldn't help but say.

"Oh, then I'm strange, we were more people and less people yesterday, which is unfair; Today, you, a martial arts practitioner, are looking for me, a person who has never practiced martial arts, which is also unfair; Then I'm curious, since what you did is no different from what we did yesterday? Why do you have the shame to come to me to fight? ”

Zhang Fei's eyes widened, and he was so angry that he couldn't speak: "You-you-"

At this point, Liu Bei understood that Zhang Fei had reached a critical point, and he didn't dare to stimulate him anymore, and sighed: "It seems that no matter what I say, you will have to fight with me after all, so please." ”

After that, Liu Bei took a few steps out of the way and made a gesture of invitation to Zhang Fei.

Zhang Fei's heart suddenly became suspicious, what kind of trouble is this, this kid won't have any conspiracy, right?

"Why, don't you dare? If you don't dare, I'll leave. Liu Bei said indifferently, indifferently almost contemptuous.

Zhang Fei stiffened his neck: "Why don't you dare?" With great vigilance, Zhang Fei rushed towards Liu Bei.

The fists came and went, the bodies collided with each other, and the blood was overflowing, and then Liu Bei was hit by Zhang Fei.

"This-" Zhang Fei looked at his fist, his face was incredulous, how could it be so easy? He was ready for the conspiracy, but he didn't encounter anything.

"Senior Brother Xuande!"

"Big brother!"

Wang Xu, Liu Xian, and Liu Liang shouted loudly, and were about to rush in, but a voice stopped them: "Don't come up." ”

Liu Bei propped himself up, looked at Wang Xu and the others, shook his head and said, "You guys stand down, I am willing to lose the bet, I lost." ”

"Senior Brother Xuande, but it's ......," Wang Xu said.

"There's nothing to do." Liu Bei's face was calm.

"Alas!" Wang Xu sighed and retreated, he suddenly had a feeling that Senior Brother Xuande would not be an ordinary person in the future, thinking of the previous years in Fanyang County, Wang Xu couldn't help but laugh to himself, Fanyang is a small place after all, and when he came to Zhuo County, he knew that there were such heroes and heroes in this world.

Liu Xian and Liu Liang didn't leave, they wanted to come over and help Liu Bei, but they were stopped by Liu Bei, Liu Bei stubbornly supported his arms little by little, followed by his body, legs, until he stood up completely, and then Liu Bei took difficult steps and came to Zhang Fei with a complicated expression, smiled, and showed his white teeth: "You won, but I won't admit defeat, wait for me for three days, fight again in three days, then you won't win so easily." ”

After saying this, Liu Bei turned to the juniors who had become very excited because of their emotions and said, "Everyone dispersed, I lost." ”

"Senior brother!"

"Senior Brother Xuande!"

"Senior brother."

“……”

"Let's all disperse." Liu Bei repeated it again, and then walked out with the support of Liu Xian and Liu Liang, and the crowd naturally separated a path and watched Liu Bei's departure.

"Hahaha......"

Listening to the hearty laughter from afar, Zhang Fei was a little overwhelmed, he obviously won the battle, but he felt that he had lost, because there was no joy in his heart that belonged to the winner, but there was an inexplicable emptiness.

Looking at Liu Bei's back as he gradually moved away, Zhang Fei was stunned.

……

Liu Bei regretted a little, why people always make mistakes before they are done, this has become a convention, at least in the movie.

"I shouldn't have laughed at that time." Liu Bei frowned and thought.

"Big brother, what's wrong with you? Did I hurt you? Liu Xian looked at Liu Bei's frowning brows and said hurriedly.

"It's okay, let's go." The corners of Liu Bei's mouth twitched reluctantly, and he shook his head.

"Ah Xian, how did you do it?" Liu Liang on the side complained.

"I was careless, too." Liu Xian said in a trance.

"Okay, don't blame Ah Xian, it has nothing to do with him." Liu Bei was kind enough to relieve Liu Xian.

"It's all that guy's fault!"

"That's it, it's his fault!"

In Liu Liang and Liu Xian's gossiping against Zhang Fei, the three of them walked with support. After the three of them returned home with difficulty, when they saw Liu Bei with a declining appearance, Liu Hong and Wang's eyes widened.

"What's going on?" Liu Hong's expression was serious.

Wang Shi pounced, hugged Liu Bei's head with both hands, looked at it carefully, but cried: "Bei'er, my Bei'er, why did you become like this?" ”

Mother panicked, but Liu Bei was shocked, and hurriedly comforted: "Mother, don't cry, it's not in the way, it's just a little skin injury." ”

Liu Hong also rushed over, pulled his wife Wang away, and comforted him a few words beside him, then turned around and said to Liu Bei: "Say, what's the matter?" ”

Liu Bei lowered his head and said, "I fought with someone." ”

"Lost." Liu Hongyi raised his eyebrows.

"Hmm."

"And what do you want to do?"

Liu Bei raised his head, looked directly at Liu Hong, and said seriously: "I want to ask my father to hire a ranger for me and teach me how to punch and kick." ”

After speaking, Liu Bei was afraid that Liu Hong didn't understand what he meant, and added: "I will win him." ”

"Haha." Liu Hong smiled, this smile was so sincere, the laughter dissipated, and Liu Hong said loudly: "You don't need to invite a ranger, you just teach yourself for your father." ”

"Huh?!"

"Ahh Liu Hong glared at Liu Bei, "Back then, I fought for my father's three-foot sword to study and traveled back and forth between Youyong and Youyong, and I didn't know how many thieves I had killed, so why was it difficult to teach you a little child." ”

Liu Bei could hear that his father was not lying, but he was able to apply the protagonist template to his father, and he felt weird no matter how he looked at it.

Seeing Liu Bei's expression, Liu Hong thought that Liu Bei didn't believe it, so he said: "Don't believe it, I'll open your eyes when you're done." ”

Liu Bei knew that he had misunderstood, but he didn't explain it, some things will only be explained more and more black, besides, it's good to open his eyes later.

At the dinner table, Liu Hong, Liu Xian, and Liu Liang were eating quietly, Wang had been asking Liu Bei with concern, but Liu Bei was kind to his mother while calculating the gains and losses of today's scene.

Yes, everything that happened this morning was a scene carefully planned by Liu Bei, a one-man show with only one actor.

Every major action, every sentence, is the result of Liu Bei's careful consideration:

For example, the first few words of nonsense that he started to change the concept were to change the nature of Zhang Fei's fight with himself, and to change himself from an unreasonable person to a group of people who took advantage of crooked reasons.

Among them, the most important thing is the expression, different expressions will give different meanings to the same sentence, Liu Bei chose the calm and indifferent expression exclusive to the protagonist of the Xianxia novel, this expression has its own special effect of forcing max, whether Liu Bei distorted the truth before, or was flattened by Zhang Fei later, it seems that he is calm and unhurried, and avoids the sharp fall of his reputation to the greatest extent.

And then the strong climb is also designed by Liu Bei, this is to brush up the prestige that has fallen, no matter what era, a strong person always makes people feel admired.

In the end, the battle with Zhang Fei was a foreshadowing for the future, you must know that there is a feeling called a feeling, during this period, Liu Bei showed his magnanimity and many other advantages, why worry about not being able to accept Zhang Fei?

It's just that what makes Liu Bei helpless is that his carefully formulated plan is full of loopholes in the implementation process, whether it is Wang Xu who entered indiscriminately or the laughter when he left, he almost fell short.

And the most damn thing is that he forgot that his mother was still pregnant, fortunately there was no accident, otherwise Liu Bei would not be the first to spare himself.

The meal is almost finished, and then my father is going to teach himself martial arts in the courtyard, calculate the age, and he should also practice martial arts, Liu Bei knows that the conspiracy and scheming are just the icing on the cake after all, no matter where and when they are, the only thing a person can really rely on is himself, his parents will die, his friends are unpredictable, and sweat will never fail a person.